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Bobby Ray tells a unique version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and reads "Interrupting Chicken and the Elephant of Surprise" in only the way he can for the Mosquito Springs Christmas Special. They'll be back to ghost busting and zombie hunting in the next episode, but everyone from Mosquito Springs wishes  y'all  a Merry Christmas and a wonderful Holiday Season! Book: “Interrupting Chicken and the Elephant of Surprise“ by David Ezra Stein is available at your local booksellers and at Amazon. Note that David uses better grammar in his book than Bobby Ray does reading it. But that’s Bobby Ray. Plus, there are some great illustrations in the book of the daddy, the little girl chicken, and the elephant of surprise. 🤣 https://www.amazon.com/Interrupting-Chicken-Elephant-Surprise-David/dp/0763688428/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3TOPXCC2D4WWU&keywords=interrupting+chicken+and+the+elephant+of+surprise&qid=1640551513&sprefix=Interrupting%2Caps%2C1081&sr=8-1 Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)

Could Bobby Ray's escaping chickens be tied to ghosts? Tune in as the Godfather of Poultrygeists establishes negotiations with the boys, and brings in some of his ethereal feathered fiends to back him up. Will they make it out alive, or are they in some deep fried trouble? Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)

A kilted ghost who fought alongside Robert the Bruce threatens Big D, Bobby Ray and Winston while they go tailgating in Sutters' Woods. Who's got the Brave Heart now? Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)

Ghosts have trapped Bobby Ray and Winston in the spirit dimension after being sucked into the mirror portal at Skinner's Haunted House, and time is running out. Meanwhile, Big D and Joe Cletus use the help of town psychic, Madam Roweena, and her spirit guide, Mr. Chattajee, to find and plan a rescue for the boys. Will they succeed, or will our hapless ghost chasers be lost forever?  Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)

Ghost busting throws our boys into time traveling in the spirit dimension as Big D, Bobby Ray and Winston are joined by ghost hunting brothers Joe Cletus and Cletus Joe. Break out the ghost gear, a couple of cold drinks, the armadillo jerky, and join the spirited fun at Principal Red Skinner's house in Mosquito Springs.  GhostStop Ghost hunting gear for paranormal investigators.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)

Bobby Ray greases up his aunt, and two of the town kids find a mysterious haunted amusement park in the woods where they encounter the legendary Jackalope Boy!

Sensei Bob battles with ghost samurai at the Kick and Claw, and Bobby Ray blames farts on the dog while singing the tallywacker song.

Surprise additions to the Mosquito Springs Spaceport family are delivered by  Winston, and Bobby Ray shares his shampoo and motor oil beauty secrets.

Winston and his Llama Trixie Moonshine find a buried spaceship and a disintegrated alien, and Bobby Ray wonders if its Tang or Celestial Sandlewood,

Bobby Ray finds out Nadine loves windmills and rumble strips, and Gusty fights aliens with Uncle Roy's BBQ and Bagel Sauce while suspended from a wind turbine blade.

The townsfolk of Mosquito Springs are plagued with aliens, ghosts, zombies, possessed mannequin romance, Bigfoot encounters, the Great Gnome Uprising of 2020 and so much more in this mystic town east of Dallas. There's even a ghost portal to the other side and multiple worlds out in Sutter's Woods. Well, bless their hearts.

Mayor Underhand meets a fuzzy new constituent in the woods in his Lincoln Navigator, and Bobby Ray’s Navigator Watch Sherri puts him on restriction. Today's episode is brought to you by Jimmy Bob's Jerky Junction where they have those great flavors like gator and armadillo. Come on in for a "chomp" today! Support the show (https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=VM99UATDD3KDA)