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A police horse wandered over when Triumph started playing. Turns out he was the only one at the game who showed up ready for victory. | Now that the LSU-Ole Miss game is done, can we just go back to the football part of football? | Last week Juan fell down - this week, Dave fell up (the stairs) | Are there so few ideas for new commercials that we have to keep seeing remakes of the old ones? | Pat Boone - yes, he's still alive - has advice for Trump | Apparently, watching fisherman unload alligators is big entertainment | and more.

Forget the vented chimneys - sit back and watch this little rock work its magic; The Lane Kiffin era begins and ranks #1 in media coverage; From the freezer to pit...now what?; So how much weed are you smoking in there that I can smell it way over here; Hanging with the Herbstreit twins; If you're gonna charge me that much for a pound of shrimp, how 'bout you knock all that ice off the scale; It's Candy Corn season!!; If you see an old globe at a garage sale, grab it; Break out your resume, SpaceX is hiring; and more.

So the world's richest man and a Louisiana Cajun step onto a highway... | Dumping on the job | The importance of office bathroom placement | Life was better when you could drink on the job | Credentials in your signature - nobody's impressed | Local newspapers that aren't local | Going down the obit rabbit hole | I'm not wearing any pants | Getting in was free, but popcorn cost $25 | The lesson of the Great Lakes | Well Goodbye, Dolly 🥲 | and more.

Preseason football tailgating - just consider it practice for the real thing |The lengths we go to publish this podcast include a driving with a carload of blood and hanging out at a random Circle K for 30+ minutes | It's so hot that we can talk about how hot it is without sounding like two old guys with nothing better to talk about than how hot it is | For us, the ultimate reminder that summer was over and school was starting - The Jerry Lewis Telethon | D&J - the kings of college media athletic competitions | At Nicholls, there was nothing cooler than Kevin Smoot spinning the wheels of steel | So are all books this long? | LSU continues to push the envelope on the craziness of NCAA rules | Slinging beer inside the stadium - it's a much better gig than you'd think | No ideas or talent of your own? Reaction video creator could be the job you're looking for | Getting buzzed at Sam's | and more.

When the swamp meets the subdivision; We'll give you 5 guesses as to who the new champion of former LSU athletes turned idiots is; What do Piccadilly, Golden Corral and The Rifleman have in common?; Not the time of year for wearing a suit outside, power outages and frozen AC systems; People who compliment Fauci's handling of the AIDS crisis obviously don't actually remember Fauci's handling of the AIDS crisis; and more.

Be honest, do any of these NFL HOF busts look like the actual guy?; Dave's office space is now "all white"; We're about to see see just how inclusive the WNBA is; Come on Benny Mardones - she's just 16 years old; That time Juan fought the law and the law one; Go Dave, it's your birthday; Back to school days gone by - locker stress; What side hustles would you do?; I'll probably never see you again, and 'm okay with that; Bruh, is Crowley gonna be the new rocket launch capital of the world?; Is it okay to toss your excess trash in your neighbor's can?; The easiest gig ever - security guard at a Pablo Cruise concert; and more.

Back in our day,  Biddy Basketball dominated the headlines; Breathless in Cancun; A lesson in painting; Bonding over break-ins; Unlike some, we never take the 5th; Talking WNBA, sorta; A new dumb sport; se habla español, and more.

A shirtless Bob Breck says everything's all good; Juan's favorite R word; Dave makes the early leaderboard at the Tarpon Rodeo; If you're mom's gonna walk around naked, leave your friends at home; ChatGPT thinks you're the best ever; Ram my knee in your back - I think I will; and more.

Did Rikki-Tikki-Tavi feast on dead mice?; Went on down to the Houston Zoo; World Cup Consolation Match or NBA All Star Game?; We'll take Nash Roberts and his magic marker over spaghetti models any day; Woody is going bald!; Are there betting odds on Mitch McConnell's death date? August 4th, anyone?; 83 yo Billy Tauzin engaged to 33 yo!; If you own a bridge building company, an international RFP could be coming your way; When there's no bathroom in the lettuce field, bad things happen; New carpet and toilet water - not a great pairing; Yes, I have a big head; Bruh, how 'bout you wipe up your sweat!; and more.

Apparently, "Where can we watch the World Cup?" translates to "Enjoy your one-mile walk."; What do you call hanging out with an Olympic champion and a couple of high profile political pundits, plus offering flight tips to help avoid missing a meeting with President Trump? Just another business trip for Dave; Unexpected political announcements - Lindsey Graham dead, Mitch McConnell alive; Sometimes a person deserves to get their butt kicked even if it is by a pastor; Flipping someone off is as much about attitude than a hand gesture, especially when you're 3; Don't sleep on Cut Off, bruh; and more.

An office cleaning turns into a trip down memory lane, including EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about Dave's high school tennis tournament but afraid to ask; To some of us, getting and/or doing nothing on Father's Day is the best gift we could wish for; World Cup international visitors seem to like the US more than half of the US residents; Of course they love our food - chemicals will do that to you; The power of FIFA; It's heavy and it's free - but you've got to move it; A fancy rubber mallet; Explaining typing back in the day; The business of war - it's a great gig if you know the right people; and more.

Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it, I just want free stuff; Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire; Dave plans a Carnival Cruise - stay tuned for the onboard fight videos; Nabisco Saltine Crackers - mm, mm good; The overly helpful airport shuttle driver; Burying the lead in bad attempt at bragging on Facebook; If you're going to bungee jump, we recommend making sure the bungee cord is attached; It's time for Juan's wife to get home - the laundry pile is high; and more.

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our prayer; So you bet on the college football game you quarterbacked - where’s the harm?; and more.

Dave calls on his MacGyver, problem solving skills to hang a bird feeder; It was like being on the surface of the sun; Coach O's already earning his paycheck; Juan enjoys a day of standing in the pool while the neighbor screams at her kids; Eating Cheetos with chopsticks; Dave casts a provisional ballot - or whatever you call it - to avoid voter suppression; Even D&J opt out of Freedom 250 Show - "we ain't appearing with half of Milli Vanilli; AI skeptic Dave to speak at conference along with the who's who among AI developers; You can tell the type of neighborhood you're in by what's locked up at Home Depot; When the employee appreciation cookout goes wrong; Strolling through places where you don't belong; and more.