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108 episodes
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Date created
2021/07/01
Latest episode
2026/10/20
Average duration
51 min.
Release period
39 days
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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire. hosted by Gabe Pacheco Sameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the children IG: @gabepac1 IG: @sameermon Contact: [email protected] twitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/Halalcartels Intro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege
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AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana
2026/10/20
This episode we talk about the Desi Dad screening at the NY International Shorts Fest, AI slop ruining cinema, the Kurdish parts of Turkey, Magellan, Ghanaian Movie Poster Art, bidets, and the nature of prophets.
Mentioned is Deadly Prey Gallery for fly movie poster art
Chapters00:00 Introduction to the episode and guests04:02 Discussion of animated pigeon film and animation styles06:56 The absurdity of AI filmmaking and its limitations11:05 The stage incident with AI film and audience response12:47 The role of AI in film and the critique of AI bro culture15:00 Travel reflections from Turkey and cultural observations16:59 Exploring ancient sites like Gobekli Tepe and early civilization theories18:47 The Kurdish experience and geopolitical insights21:02 Turkey’s secular and Islamic coexistence and local culture23:04 Reflections on archaeology, history, and early human civilization24:55 The hospitality and cultural richness of Turkey27:02 The influence of ancient trade routes and early metallurgy29:05 The origins of civilization and the role of fermented grains30:59 The complexity of history and the non-linear development of civilization33:00 Magellan, exploration, and the myth of discovery34:02 Piracy, colonialism, and modern state theft36:09 The underground cinema industry in Ghana and pirate film posters41:08 Prophecy, storytelling, and cultural transmission44:06 Humor, imagination, and the absurdity of AI-generated art45:50 Closing remarks and social media shoutouts
The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey
2026/09/04
We chop it up over the need for discomfort in the face of capitalism, the challenges of climate change. We also talk about movies and aircraft carriers and frog kings.
Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies
2026/08/17
In this episode, we chop it up the Amazon rainforest rescue documentary. No spoilers unfortunately. We gab about Maradona, global oil geopolitics, and the influence of private intelligence firms, possibly even one that’s run by a comedy darling’s dad.
The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán
2026/08/01
Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem explore a wide range of topics from societal trends, media influence, and cultural perceptions to personal travel stories and current events, offering insights and humor along the way.
Link to HollyShorts Screening 8/18 7:30pm
Chapters
00:00 Introduction and Show Resurgence
01:59 The Shift from Recreational Drugs to Food Anxiety in NYC
03:59 The Influence of Big Pharma and Lettuce on Weight Loss
06:01 Global Travel and Cultural Observations in Mexico and France
09:03 The McDonald's Story: Innovation, Parasites, and Capitalism
11:53 The Impact of Advertising and Contract Law on Influencers
14:53 Cultural Perceptions and Media Stereotypes of America
18:00 The Evolution of American TV and Censorship
21:01 Surveillance Technology and Privacy Concerns
23:52 The Political and Corporate Power Behind Surveillance
27:05 Environmental Challenges in Mexico and the Yucatan
30:00 Wildlife, Biodiversity, and Ethical Snorkeling in Cozumel
34:01 Legal and Social Realities in Mexico's Police System
36:51 Travel Experiences in France and the Mediterranean
39:02 World Cup, Cultural Identity, and International Politics
39:58 Closing Remarks and Future Episodes
Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent
2026/05/08
A little dive into current events, politics, military technology, and culture, featuring insights on May Day, worker solidarity, military industrial complex, and the influence of culture on politics.
00:00 Introduction and May Day Reflections
02:35 The State of Comedy Post-Pandemic
05:23 The Rise of Clip Comedy and Social Media Influence
08:16 Personal Updates and Artistic Community
11:00 Economic Insights and Military Spending
13:58 Asymmetric Warfare and Military Industrial Complex
16:50 Technological Innovations in Warfare
19:37 The Evolution of Military Strategies
22:24 Rationalizing the Economy and Stock Market Dynamics
26:33 The Fog of War and Human Nature
28:08 The Dangers of Metrics and Automation
31:10 The Illusion of Unemployment Rates
33:26 Class Struggles and Economic Realities
35:32 Political Accountability and the Establishment
39:33 Art, Politics, and Cultural Responsibility
Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World
2026/04/28
Chatting about recent global events, the realities of Cuba, the impact of sanctions, and the importance of community action and direct protest. This episode offers insights into international solidarity, economic systems, and grassroots activism.
Chapters
00:00 Welcome to Halal Cartels
01:46 Direct Action and Involvement
02:06 Cuba: A Journey of Solidarity
05:57 Challenges of the Blockade
09:02 Cuban Society: Community and Conversation
12:36 Healthcare and Life Expectancy in Cuba
16:50 The Impact of Embargoes
18:13 Nostalgia and Future Lessons from Cuba
22:34 The Impact of Consumerism and Planned Obsolescence
23:08 Direct Action and Climate Defiance
26:44 Critique of Political Figures and Their Policies
29:22 Worker Discontent and Direct Action
31:06 Stock Market Volatility and Economic Disconnection
35:30 Cognitive Dissonance in Economic Systems
39:24 Protests, Community Building, and Activism
42:15 Inspiration from Global Movements and Historical Context
Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time
2025/11/12
What's up with holiday travel in the times of crumbling infrastructure, climate change, and government disfunction. Let's become passport bros and move to Mexico. How did suppressing the Zapatistas lead to the Zetas. Are the Fort Bragg military personnel our homegrown drug trafficking Zetas? The rise of surveillance technology, and the implications of the AI bubble on the economy seem inevitable. The skyscraper apartments in midtown were a big scam. And ending on a lighter note we shout out the importance of empowering individuals through initiatives like the Bard Prison Initiative.
Chapters
00:00 Holiday Travel Concerns
05:00 The State of Air Travel and Infrastructure
10:01 Exploring Alternatives: Citizenship and Escape Plans
15:09 The Zapatistas and the Origins of the Zetas
20:11 Military Influence on Drug Trafficking
25:02 Surveillance and Accountability in Society
25:30 The Rise of Palantir and Authoritarianism
27:26 The AI Bubble and Economic Implications
30:43 Michael Burry and Market Predictions
32:30 The Impact of AI on Employment
34:19 Meta's AI Strategy and Market Reactions
37:22 Real Estate Bubbles and Wealth Disparity
41:11 The Disconnect of the Elite
44:47 Education and Empowerment
52:01 Final Thoughts and Future Directions
Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening
2025/08/21
Recent travel experiences adventures in France, Istanbul, and South Africa. We gain new cultural insights, the uniqueness of various museums, and the contrasts between different cities. We talk about Istanbul, Cape Town, and Soweto. Throughout, they reflect on the importance of understanding different cultures and the shared humanity that transcends borders. While the rest of the world is descending into ethnic nationalism, South Africa is trying to make the whole post-colonial multicultural democracy thing work.
The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington
2025/07/18
We talk art exhibits in NYC, Black Listed at New York Historical, Black Dandies at the Met, the Khajistan Archive exhibit at the Sculpture Center. Discussion topics also include the Red Scare, traveling across the USA in an RV, life in the marines and more. With special guest, comedian Courtney Fearrington. He's a divorced ex-marine with a live show Thug Passion recreating staged reading of classics from black cinema, and runs another show for wine aficionados, where he pairs standup comedians with different vintages of crushed grapes.
Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques
2025/07/05
Jeff Bezos has an extravagant wedding in Venice. The laws keep changing but good and evil stay the same. The police state is booming. Geo Corp and Core Civic need to find new ways to keep putting bodies in their prison cots. Is philanthropy any good?
It's a freewheelin' episode today.
Enjoy your July 5th
Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell
2025/06/09
We are joined by John F. O’Donnell to talk about living with mental illness. We talk about bi-polar disorder, acts of service, Pee-Wee Herman, 3rd Wave Alternative Comedy, Tulsi Gabbard, self-care, and his new one-man show American Psychosis: A Bi Polar Comedy at Baker Falls
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An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar
2025/06/03
In this episode, we chopped it up talking about Gabe’s folks visiting town, the Lower East Side and Alphabet City, and Zohran's campaign. We touch on the legacy of war hero, gangster for Capitalism, and later-pacifist Smedley Butler. We talk about the new documentary on Gustavo Petro's election in Colombia, “Petro”. We also delve into the implications of automation and AI in warfare, drawing parallels to dystopian narratives in cinema, particularly in the context of modern society's challenges.
Chapters
00:00 Community Engagement and Local Politics
02:37 Cultural Fusion and Culinary Experiences
05:31 Urban Green Spaces and Climate Solutions
08:24 Historical Reflections on War and Imperialism
13:56 Smedley Butler: A Voice Against War
18:33 Hope in Latin America: Gustavo Petro's Rise
24:38 Political Violence and Its Justifications
27:28 Populism and Political Campaigns
31:05 The Role of Media and Public Perception
34:59 The Dystopian Reality of Modern Warfare
45:07 Cultural Reflections in Sci-Fi Movies
2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez
2025/05/24
In another Why You Mad/Halal Cartels crossover, Luisa and Gabe Pacheco discuss a recent trip to Havana, Cuba, a vibrant, complex, society full of public life and community engagement.
Topics include disinformation, tourist art & cultural exchange, code switching with locals, lying & propaganda, consumerism & interpersonal relationships, and the shared (but distinct) disillusionment prevalent in both Cuba and the US.
Check out Why You Mad for more episodes about art culture comedy from a Latino Leftist perspective , etc. with Luisa’s regular co-host Jake Flores: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/why-you-mad/id1476317902
Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures
2025/05/20
Experiences and observations from a recent trip to Cuba, discussing the etiquette of air travel, cultural differences, and the unique societal structure of Cuba. Contrasting the experiences of tourists with those of locals, highlighting issues such as food deserts and health in both Cuba and the US. In this conversation, we explore the rich cultural tapestry of Cuba, focusing on communal living, generational bonds, and the warmth of hospitality. We discuss the significance of communal spaces, the impact of capitalism on culture, and the unique experience of dining in Cuba. The conversation also touches on the iconic Cuban cigars and the preservation of cultural identity amidst external pressures. We reflection on and highlight the contrasts between life in Cuba and the United States, particularly in terms of community, freedom, and identity.
NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell
2025/05/03
In this episode, Davidson Boswell joins the hosts to discuss a range of topics including urban planning, the impact of American politics on tourism, and the increasing paranoia surrounding surveillance in modern America. The conversation delves into economic predictions, the flaws of the immigration system, and the legacy of cultural icons who have faced deportation. They also explore the misuse of antisemitism in political discourse, the role of comedians in reflecting societal issues, and the uncertain future of consumerism. Davidson shares his reflections on Cambodia and the Khmer Rouge, emphasizing the importance of understanding history while navigating the complexities of modern politics.
00:00 Welcome Back and Introduction to Davidson Boswell
02:52 Nature, Urban Planning, and Climate Change
08:16 The Impact of American Politics on Tourism
11:03 Cultural Paranoia and Immigration Concerns
15:04 Economic Predictions and Cultural Shifts
20:09 Historical Context of Immigration and Deportation
24:27 Art, Activism, and the Fight for Freedom
25:42 Cultural References and Entertainment
28:01 Historical Context and Immigration
30:02 Antisemitism and Racism in Society
33:05 Censorship and Digital Identity
36:01 Consumerism and Identity Crisis
40:12 Political Commentary and Future Outlook
45:50 The Heart of New York: Accessibility and Affordability
49:05 Political Landscape: Zohran vs. Cuomo
51:58 Crown Heights: Tensions and Violence
55:47 The Legacy of Genocide: Reflections from Cambodia
01:01:59 Traveling Through History: Lessons from Southeast Asia
01:11:04 Final Thoughts: The Future Ahead
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mrmogreedy 2023/10/13
These Boys Good
Love these guys, this podcast is so rich, just succulent.
small willy style 2023/09/13
My teeth shook
Honestly, life can be so dark and mangled. This is where I find my joy goddamn it
jasface5288 2023/09/13
LOL
The absolute funniest pod you will hear. Check it out if you want to LOSE YOUR MIND laughing for nearly an hour every episode!
Iejwkq 2023/09/13
Dying with laughter
This pod is one of the funniest around, especially Sameer
jazzanovaenthusiast 2022/10/21
HC Stan
Always comical and informative in the most realistic (insert factually neurotic) way!
The vibe is like you are part of the convo as Gabe and Sameer c...
Ldog1977 2022/09/07
Amazing pod
Love this podcast, great listen while I’m at work, highly recommend.
schiftyfive5 2022/06/29
DOPE
I’m serious. Hilarious!!
rubmychachahaha 2022/06/18
This show is SICK
These dudes are super dope. As a woman, i can say that if you’re suffering from erectile dysfunction, this show will get you HORNY 🍗🍗🍗
Elizabitcrusher 2021/11/16
Very, very good, sirs
Chill. Unpretentious. Laidback but intelligent. Fast thinking funnies in between fascinating info bursts. 10/10 would wanna chat up at a bar. 3/10 did...
Khalid R. 2021/10/13
New favorite pod!
I’m a fan. Really entertaining discussion of issues both silly and serious. Two thumbs way up!
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