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The shield is finally descending! In mere moments, the Arx will be protected from the Corrupted army outside their city. Unfortunately, they've still got enemies inside and allies outside. Can they make the switch in time? Wealdroa puts up walls between themselves and others. Steamboat Willie knows even morally ambiguous badasses need help sometimes. Nacho Cheese Vons sticks up for his employees. Jyessi takes a parting shot. Cool Ranch Vons suffers an unlucky fumble. Grickx makes sure no one is left behind. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party desperately fights to prevent the door being breached, keep their people from being taken, and take down f**k-off-giant knights. And there's *still* a damn dragon to deal with, even if its mouth is glued shut. Fun times! Wealdroa rolls the dice. Steamboat gasses his allies. Cool Ranch Vons falls with style. Grickx precisely fires from above. Jyessi is an honorable opponent. Nacho Cheese Vons makes everything sticky. Again. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

A cavalry charge plunges through the Arx defenders, and the party tries to stop it any way they can. They're going to take all the king's horses and all the king's men, and make sure they can never, ever be put back together again. Hopefully. Steamboat Willie starts a merger. Nacho Cheese Vons makes his own sound effects. Wealdroa drops acid. Grickx channels Matt LeBlanc. Cool Ranch Vons breaks party tradition. Jyessi rides the wave. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The Arx tries the fast way down. After all, what's a little terminal velocity between a flying mountain and a hard place? Plus, it probably still counts as a landing if you're in contact with the surface at the finish, even if you're in several thousand far-flung pieces. Really, if you think about it, crashing is just minimum viable product! Grickx tells his foes to chill out. Cool Ranch Vons grapples with his situation. Wealdroa has THAT ex show up at a party. Nacho Cheese Vons finds a new and exciting use for glue. Steamboat Willie meant to hit that. Jyessi leads by example. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Okay, phew. That's the first wave (almost) down, and (mostly) everyone's still alive. What else could they have to throw at the Arx? Oh. Oh my. Grickx gets notified. Wealthy leaves no footprints in the sand. Cool Ranch Vons has a nice chat. Jyessi reunites with an old friend. Nacho Cheese Vons gets broken glass everywhere. Steamboat Willie shoos away a bird. Scheduling note! No new episode 9/9. We had an unexpected interruption to our recording schedule and so we have to skip a week. (Also, sorry this episode came out so late!) Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The defense of the Arx continues as it descends slowly towards the ground. It's even doing so in a controlled fashion! So that's nice. Less nice are the corrupted infantry, tigers, and minotaurs, oh my! Grickx is ready to fly the Bug Stomper. Nacho Cheese Vons brings the frag to his grenade. Jyessi keeps firm in her stance on the Corruption. Steamboat Willie does the most metal thing imaginable. Cool Ranch Vons leaves behind a nice surprise. Wealdroa gets a new perspective on events. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Let's land this thing! It's a giant mountain, how hard can it be? The party forms ranks with the rest of the defenders of the Arx and stands ready to take on whatever the Corruption will throw at them. Perhaps literally. Steamboat Willie works an angle. Jyessi gives Annie Oakley a run for her money. Nacho Cheese Vons calls down the fury of the heavens. Grickx orienteers. Cool Ranch Vons gets the deets. Wealdroa brings the boom. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, uh, loyal battlefield allies! Yes. That. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general populace. Because SOCIALISM. Grickx breaks the game. Steamboat judges air strike strategies. Jyessi's sword is more powerful than magic. Wealdroa makes their mech slippery. Nacho Cheese Vons brings out a part of himself thought long-forgotten. Cool Ranch likes to move it move it. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean "holding the line against a Corrupted horde." So it's still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the day before your class final in college. Jyessi remembers the forgotten. Grickx carries. Wealdroa's knowledge of coconut magic is tested. Vons does his own research. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when they're the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard?? Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate people. Wealdroa gives Joe a hard time. Jyessi hangs out with her dad. Grickx makes things spooky AND scary. Cool Ranch parkours across people. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Drill time! It's drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher desperately tries to get their attention? Vons hosts a foam party. Steamboat blocks, tackles, and pulleys. Wealdroa introduces mages to new ways of exploding. Grickx gives Spielberg a run for his money. Jyessi gets down to business. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Steamboat Willie's fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh. Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat slickens his spear. Grickx busts out the Elven. OG Vons claims ownership. Jyessi dreams of bare-knuckle boxing. Wealdroa struggles to discern between the dream and the real. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Scheduling note: no new episode on 7/8. We'll back on 7/15!

The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions??? Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi finds something in her inventory. Cool Vons poses for the poster. Grickx finds what was in front of him all along. Wealdroa is in a stone box. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible? Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi attempts tactical charades. Cool Ranch Vons is such a ninja, you guys. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com