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Also: • Tickle Their ASMR Fetish • A Friendly Octopus Suction-Cupping Your Big Toe • Just the Name of Some Noodle Dish • Completely Rife With Frankenstein Amalgams • No Steak and Kidney Pudding, Please • The Name of a Trickster God From a Norse Country • Not for Lack of Guns, Nor Lack of Sociopathy • Some Very Eye-Catching Smut • Sad and Lilting Verses of Tariffs and Occupation • Like Somebody Poked Me in My Butthole Recorded October 13, 2026.

Also: • Anything Does Not, In Fact, Go • We Were Paid in Hotel Buffet Food • It Sounded Like a Mexican Moped • An Ass So Magnificently Fat • Just Before the Embarking of Coitus • My Saturday Started, as Usual, on Thursday Night • A Date With One Such Entheogen • He Has a Street Named After Him in Peoria • I Forget You Hate Microtonal Music • The Crow was Our Ring Bearer Recorded September 22, 2026.

Also: • A Large Zeppelin at Your Wedding • Two-Plus Hours Curling Zaelyn's Hair • You Mean Literal Tacos • The Hat, the Goggles, the Vest, the Gloves, the Jabot • A Good Stiff Hearty Suck of Nicotine • Maybe a Little Less Lead Paint? • Festering Problems Will Be Exhumed • All That Happens is Necrosis • The God-King of TV, Fred Rogers • He Looked Like a Panama Pimp Recorded September 16, 2026.

Also: • We're Not Looking for Pepperoni Areolas • So You Expunged it From Your Mind • Not Some Actual Inter-Company Catastrophe • He's Got the Adobo in His Veins • Make Fun of My George Costanza Shrinkage • 13 Zaps With the Paddles • Take Someone Else's Scalpel to Your Own Sacred Tabernacle • She Closed Me on Dunfanaghy • Entirely Testable, and Complete B******t • They're Not Dead Until They're Warm and Dead Recorded September 1, 2026.

Also: • A Man of the Cloth, Beaten to Death With a Bowling Pin • Wait, Chalamet is 55 now? • She Doesn't Strike Me as the Spirituality Liminal Type • The Pus Bubble is Going to Pop • A Great-Great Grandmother With a Wonderful Relationship to Death • Dave is a Peculiarly Excellent Hang • Creating a Whole Tribe of Fops • That Was Her Talking About Orgasms • Uneducated Illiterate Groundlings Pay Their Half a Farthing • Coca-Cola Thinks I'm Stupid Recorded August 18, 2026.

Also: • Instead of Grinding Their Molars • What's Wrong With Shania Twain? • The Boys are Back on the Frogs Again • Get Cucked by Genghis Khan • Like Teeth Dislodged From Your Head • Drewby-Goo, Good Lord! • Chemicals in Your Potato Chips • We Need to Dance Naked in the Moonlight • A Bad Case of Resting Bitch Face • Another Child on a Milk Carton Recorded August 11, 2026.

Also: • You Can't Have "Fiduciary" Without "Douche" • Enact Ritual Blood Sacrifice • Just Not Pornographers and Arms Dealers • A Very Autistic Teenager With Brain Fog • Sphincter Control, Man • Funny Things Mammals Do to Each Other • Their Dog is Named Fleming? • We Have Not Entered Economic Nirvana • With the Oatmeal Brain Goo Inside • Ex-Theatre Kids, Gays, and Socialists Recorded August 4, 2026.

Also: • My Rabbi Says the Sex is Amazing • It May Be the Crows, in Tandem With the Raccoons • Maybe You Shouldn't Be Quite That Loving? • I Know Some Reptile People • A Fiery Implosion of Potential Economic Glory • We're All Evolving Into Crabs • The Word You're Looking for is "Crepuscular" • Everyone Hates Me and I Need to Go Hide • Clean Yourself Off and Bring Protection • I Spun in My Chair and Yelled and Screamed Recorded July 29, 2026.

Also: • Someone Gave the Dog Too Much Cheese • If You're in Idaho, Who Cares? • Funny ... People Don't Remember Venus • The Only Man I've Kissed on the Lips • Ooh, Stomach Cancer Farts • If I Have My Boyfriend Geschmutze in My Face • As the Mud Man You Are • Her Death Run of Killing Everybody Everywhere • That's a Small Moose • Resorting to the Scatological at This Point Recorded July 21, 2026.

Also: • Just Mowed My Lawn With a Pair of Fingernail Clippers • His Wife and Jeff's Wife Both Look Like Jeff • A Clear Way of Demonstrating Your Moral Ineptitude • Yeah, But I'm Not Using My Dick • One Big Giant Rocky Moon-Like Empty Landscape From Utah to Nebraska • You Don't Need a Boner to Pee • All the People Who Lived There Interbred • That Was a Very Good Gallop • Childlike Wonder and Bleak Helplessness • Which Means it Has Multiple Climaxes Recorded July 8, 2026.

Also: • Liechtenstein vs. Micronesia • The Little Postage-Stamp-Sized Thingamajig • Their Immense Capacity to Put Down Liquor • Whale Hunting in the Desert • Explicitly Sawing Off Your Future • Which Made Him Kind of a Douchebag Husband • Anyone Who Lives on the Nepalese Steppe • Still Kissing Ditka's Feet • A Particularly Interesting Passage in Mein Kampf • You Little Edgelord, You Recorded June 30, 2026.

Also: • Extraordinarily Tragic and Metaphorically Resonant • As Urine Dribbles From the Third Rail • Shoot Up Some Heroin and Work on My Novel • We Fly Away Like Freshly Fed Pigeons • Don't Know How They Navigate a Polycule • Clavicular Was Mid-Jestergooning • Zen Buddhists Feel the Same Way About Bruce Lee • Did She Hit a Really Good Spliff? • I Have to Bathe My Neighbor's Chihuahuas • Healing China, One Slur at a Time Recorded June 23, 2026.

Also: • Understand the Physics of Open Houses • Here, Have Some Charcuterie • A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar • Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands • In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog? • Conjured From the Ether of Chicagoland  • Process Me and Give Me a F***ing Baloney Sandwich • Three Instances of Baby Mama Drama • He Was an Exceptionally Cantankerous Man • In the Liminal Space of Bureaucratic Potentiation • Someone Who Conjures Eldritch Beings Recorded June 16, 2026.

Also: • Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub • Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core? • Without Killing Actual Frogs • Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have • Some Unimaginably Massive Scab • When That Horse Stops Spitting Out Money • Or Lop Some Limbs Off • Rich People Do Not Go to the Bargain Bin • Cuyler Has Slurs on the Brain • Grinding My Teeth at How Much I Hate the Pastor Recorded June 9, 2026.

Also: • One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In • We Are Not in Rural Pakistan • Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War • You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair • Because It's Cole F***ing Porter • Weird Pacts That Weirdo Kids Make • They're Just in a Scooby Doo Costume • I Have Not Sired Any Children That I Know Of • Pull a Bo Burnham in About 10 Years • He's Got This Big Long Wispy Beard Recorded June 2, 2026.