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Also: • Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace • This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire • My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster • It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted • The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret • Do They Order Pizza in Romania? • Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat • Look How Much They Hate Jews! • You Could Be Maori, You Could Be Sudanese • I've Seen People Pooping on the Train Recorded January 22, 2026.

Also: • Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion • Outside of the Rare Fetishist • Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off • He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake • Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium? • When You've Got $30 Million to Smear • I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick • Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan? • You'd Make an Excellent Walmart Greeter • Die Like a Whimper, My Friend Recorded January 16, 2026.

Also: • Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy • A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat • If I Had Pearls to Clutch ... • Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture • And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly • Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster • It's Supposed to be Jarring • Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms • The Latest Album by Chonkus • How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanchez? Recorded January 8, 2026.

Also: • Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries • Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees • He Distinctly Hears a Meow • The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms • It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant • The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In • So Screamingly Ephemeral • Just a Meat Market of Desperation • Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified • Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man? • Hairless and Blind, Chained to a Mill Recorded December 11, 2025.

Also: • Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands? • A Moment of Needless Pedantry • Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy • A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips • You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit • Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor • Well Hung and a Good Hang • Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide • The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways • You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food Recorded November 21, 2025.

Also: • What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone? • Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us • A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces • Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad • A Children's Museum of Syphilis • I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting • Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade • All of Us Got Dummy Drunk • We Descend From Pewter Workers • Go Eat Fattoush! Recorded November 14, 2025.

Also: • Where Women Grow and Men Chunder • I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full • Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense • Mostly Due to the Spiders • I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon • Just Don't Go All Hutu-Tutsi on Each Other • Mormon-Family-Sized Quantities of Golden Grahams • I'm in it for the Tires • Spell That on the Telephone, Bitch! • Tardigrades in Space Recorded October 31, 2025.

Also: • In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field • Adventures in Radical Hospitality • Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of • I Left That Little Cesspool • Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag • A Very Infectious Pitch • Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation • When You Get Stuck in Right Field • In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It • Drive the Tent Peg Through His Temple Recorded October 24, 2025.

Also: • She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus • Wanna Join My Polycule? • The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt • It's the Jews! • A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson • Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito • Squeeze Him and Call Him George • His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head • She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull • The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red Flags Recorded October 17, 2025.

Also: • What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window • The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore • Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots • Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends • A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit • Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads • The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats • As Good as the Defenestration of Prague • Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos • Because I Hadn't Bathed in Three Weeks Recorded October 10, 2025.

Also: • Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark • The Bible is Funny, Folks • Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers • The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus • He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies • I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes • Use the Rubble as Fertilizer • Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock  • The Mexican Punitive Expedition • I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clean Brain Recorded October 2, 2025.

Also: • There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks • I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy • Your State of Benign Reclusiveness • What Does Bryan NOT Eat? • Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler • Spoons and Shrieks of Rage • From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera • Speaking of Genocide • I'm Always Curious How Despots Live • She Got a Baby Out of the Deal Recorded September 26, 2025.

Also: • I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes • Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator • A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself • Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap • Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death • The Sharps are Flatter and the Flats are Sharper • What Has He Done in His Sour Stupor? • Much to My Chagrin, I Started Noticing Bass Lines • Microtonal Christmas Work • White Chicks are Most Famous for This Recorded September 18, 2025.

Also: • Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage • An Italian Substitute for the F Word • It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man • Umami, for the 747th Time • Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story? • Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives • The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him • A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me • What Color are the Bears in Chile? • Borderline Mental Retardation, By Our Standards Recorded September 12, 2025.