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im browsing a thread on the playstation 4 board of gamefaqs where people are asking for dating advice. here's a post. I dated a female lawyer once. I could not win and argument with this b****, no matter how hard I tried. I would just GIVE UP!!!! and then that made her mad too. You do not want to solve this problem, you do not want to work this out. NOPE.. BYE!!!I ended up getting a Russian Mail order wife. We have been married for 15 years. She cusses me out in Russian, but who cares, I have no clue what she is saying.Good luck.

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lets get this out of the way: the audio is probably not as good as it has been and I want everyone to fully understand that it is Kevin's fault. Apparently his webcam has some sort of curse or possibly a djin living inside of it and when plugged in, injects an endless torrent of chaos and blood magik into his computer and all who are connected to it. But we still did the work. Ooda loops is what is on the menu today. ✅This is a professional, casual episode description for your podcast. The lighthearted, irreverent tone matches the overall vibe of the show and is sure to entice listeners to tune in. Let me know if you would like me to provide you with a few alternate options that have different tones and feels.

There is not much else to say. King Cobra JFS was the best of them. He did not deserve the end he got. He lived a hard life and went out way too soon. I am wasted on a drink combo right now in cobe's honor, so I dont have much else to say that hasnt already been said. F**k sickos, hail satan.

Hey Facebook, I know probably out there enjoying your day, but right now we gotta talk about something for real right now. There's a serpent out there. You know what mean? It's came to me several times. You know what mean? Won't leave. You know what I mean? All I'm trying to tell you is you got somebody talking in your head. You know I mean? That is most likely the serpent. You feel me? That's where I'm f*****g at. So forgive me for cursing. I know the Lord loves us. Amen. I'm sorry for all of us, though I know the Lord defeats them all. Get with the Lord. And how about we just go ahead and pray to the Lord in the schools? Okay. Here's a pledge of allegiance to the flag of United States of America. The United States of America in the Republic for which we stand one nation under God under God indivisible individually indivisible... who knows. They get the lyric my first take in mind I'm telling you now we put them all back in the schools hey in God we trust hey you see all these faces on these dollar bills put them on there on their headstones. Feel me? Caesar? Who's on that? Who's on that nickel? Who's on that nickel? Huh? Or coin or whatever? It was Caesar, right? We'll give to Caesar what? Caesar. What is Caesar's? You know what mean? And they get rid of all your f*****g possessions. And I feel that. I feel that. Because none of that's worth anything. I love you all out there, I'm serious. Thank you. And I had to get it, as soon as I found out, I had to get it. I had to get it out there to you. Not really soon, but I've been going through hell, talking, talking, talking, what, what? I'm telling you, I love you all out there. Be safe, brothers and sisters. Freedom in Christ, freedom in Christ. The speech, bite the tongue, babe. I'm out.

Fans of the genre rejoice, for our flag was still there. So far, the experience has been a mixed bag but eager listeners will be champing at the bit right up until the doors unlock and crisp recycled air greets their glassy eyes and chapped lips. The routine is comfortable and expected; autopilot. highway hypnosis. is this new? is there something novel to discover or do our feet only fall in tracks laid by those who came before us? even still, they dont fit exactly. the rubber of our soles crushes the borders of the shoeprint, altering it slightly. by addition or subtraction, we have altered the world. maybe not for our predecessors, but certainly for everyone behind us, those so hard to imagine but who, without a doubt exist. waiting patiently, just as we were, for our chance to make an impact. to experience anything, something: this. use promo code WesterP25 for 25% off your first order of Gorilla Nut, the only supplement that will make you cum so much.

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And remember... its just a podcast that's a week late! Sorry for disappointing everyone, please don't hate us, we can't take the Discord messages and Instagram DMs of people calling us losers and saying how much we've ruined their lives. Look, here's the thing - we're 3 men bordering middle age who live a life of mild luxury, some real executives, some real movers and shakers in our respective careers but we struggle - BOY do we struggle - with the expectations set upon us by our loved ones and our jobs. Think something like an episode of Mad Men or a song by The National - upper middle class white collar workers CAN suffer and are the frequent victims of existential crises. We turn this suffering into beautiful art where we listen to a deeply unwell, subnormal IQ man "review" video games in the 2000s. There are no online possibilities. But there is Japanese animation. And most importantly, you can't make a black or Chinese character in The Godfather PS2 game.

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hey check out this here: patreon.com/westernpromises (want to know why Beaumont died and is in hell now? want to hear an exclusive interview with Satan the devil himself? yeah, click that lil link playboy. It is finally here, the office chair episode. we lost one host, but gained a beautiful discussion of office chairs. I really dont want to say too much here, it is best to go in blind. So, with out further doodoo, uh, here you go. #rattlethecage

jive on this lil neo, up in my damn hands, i be havin two pills that are different like. one of them mugs will install a copy of Enter the Matrix onto your personal computer and configure all of the settings for optimal performance. Now this other pill, that will pink sock you. The choice is hella yours, blood. In all seriousness the economy is jacked the f up rn, fr fr. But did you know that most, if not all, economists recommend transferring most of your holdings into Western Promises Patreon subscriptions? its true actually. I couldnt believe it either but this is what is being discussed behind closed doors at the uppermost levels. Do yourself and your family a favor, just take my word for it without doing any independent research and follow this link: patreon.com/westernpromises we are also doing cam shows and wiener ratings.

despite requesting the exact opposite, we are being tread upon. the brightest fires are always stamped out the quickest. but not us. not western promises. join us, join the resistance by taking a [redacted] to [redacted] and [redacted] while he watches from the corner slowly jacking off. or join patreon.com/westernpromises and we will do the heavy lifting.

come one come all to experience the schizophrenic fever dream Resident Evil 1 Christmas mod with the fellas and like 10 of our dearest friends from the discord server. strap in for a nearly 3 hour festive wild ride and experience yuletide treats the likes of which you've never seen such as: -batshit insane dialogue that has constantly shifting volume, will randomly switch to only one audio channel, cuts off before lines finish, is plagued with random noises in the background and is rife with DELIGHTFUL nonsensical british "humor" -pretty good new music tbh -the wackiest christmas enemies you've ever seen with your own two ears -wildly varying quality with new models and in-game graphics -a SHOCKING ending that will leave you breathless -also please note that kevin died the first playthrougfh and he recovers bro i promise bro keep watching i promise he does it bro please bro merry christmas cretins. we love you all 3

look folks, love them or hate them, computers are here to stay. from helping cashiers tally up how much money you owe to a five star military general determining just how many civilians he can kill and still get away with it, these electronic assistants are becoming commonplace in every industry. And while it seems like just yesterday, the ability to send an electronic Christmas card to your Nana was cutting edge, now we have computers that can be your boyfriend and girlfriend. Im talking about AI. Artificial Intelligence. thats right. on this episode we explain AI in explicit detail that proves that all three host fully understand it in a way that few do, and show how you can use it to not only grow your business into a money printing empire literally in 10 minutes or less. We also show you how, with a little patience and old fashioned elbow grease, you can even use AI to pad out up to 30 or 40 minutes of content on a "juggalo adjacent edgelord" podcast. At this point im really trying to squeeze in more topics in natural language in an attempt to capture a larger audience for the show. Self driving cars are probably happening right now. Esports, and competitive gaming are big topics. Apple and IOS 18 are not free from the boys biting critiques. alright, thats enough.