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Bad weather is expected again, and I've been told to prepare for certain death -- but that doesn't scare me because I'm flexible. Also, an update on the salami situation. And, there's a brand new sport for people who can't run and like trash. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

Jessica's live from the patio with weather updates as an ice storm arrives. Also, there's a man, a man who supposedly leads the free world, who I'm going to need to see master the Etch a Sketch to restore my faith in him. Enjoy.  New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

Hello everyone, and welcome to the I Can Complain podcast. We've been defeated by Amy Poehler and her podcast 'Good Hang' for 'best podcast' at the 83rd annual Golden Globes. I can't do better than Amy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

ICE is one big sausage party of should-be mall cops, and I'd like to introduce some broads from Jersey into the mix. Also, Dean and Matthew are still trying to help me, and it's reaching a breaking point. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro is out of a job. There's a sizeable amount of people who survive solely on the Chili's Triple Dipper. And, for the low price of $100, I'll get in a car with anyone. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

I discovered a boneless couch, and in an all-time ICC rant I'll tell you why I ain't sitting on that shit. Also, I'm going by a new name in 2026. And, robots are playing basketball now, which isn't good for anybody. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

We're downgrading the podcast, find out what that means for you. Also, Jessica and I exchange Christmas gifts. And, I came to a hard realization in the car today that has me feeling old. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

It's almost time for Santa Claus to come down your chimney. Also, Jessica's back at the tree farm in Indiana pimping trees at Dick's. And, being able to get a Wendy's baked potato through the drive-thru is a humbling experience. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

I'm back from my Disney on Ice experience, and I'm ready to divulge what I saw. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

Jessica is live at a Christmas tree farm outside of Indianapolis to tell us how to pick the perfect tree and get us in the holiday spirit! And, the Secretary of Transportation wants us to dress up and wear jeans when we fly -- I'll tell you why that could be the reason you die in a plane crash. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

Jessica and I pull off an elaborate heist to save Thanksgiving in this tough economy. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

The clerk at the gas station said I told her I was going to quit smoking, which doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. Also, my Honda Civic is single handedly responsible for global warming. And, the US mint stopped making pennies last week to save everybody $6. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

I was abducted by aliens this week, and because of that, now I have dry ass cheeks. Also, why the hell would anyone in the government actually want to end the shutdown? Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

I survived a mass extinction event and went as a dinosaur for Halloween. I found my most prized possession: a trophy I bought when I was ten. And, what the hell happened to trick-or-treating in complete darkness? Enjoy. 09:45 November 3rd* New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE

It's my birthday, and I'm a tyrannosaurus-rex now. I'm no longer human. Enjoy. New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadcast. https://www.icancomplain.com TEXT THE RAINWATER HOTLINE