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The kids discuss the conclusion to the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial or as we like to refer to as: “Jihad Depp vs Amber Haram.” Homeless people are more aware than you think. Squatters have rights lol. America is about to go through another recession. Kenan would never survive an apocalypse. We talk about the Uvalde school shooting, the cause of mass shooters, gun control, and… Alex recorded a new fart. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

Xavier Campos joins the Kids for this episode. Xavier talks about life on porn sets. It’s only normal to go from talking about porn to talking about masturbation. They go hand in hand… We talk about different masturbation methods, masturbating in socks, and the weirdest places we’ve masturbated at. Alex talks about the correlation between heroin and candy. The Kids talk about the different vices we have. Kenan and Xavier’s food porn on Instagram. We also discuss Dick Pills aka Blue Chews aka First Impressions, Dave Chappelle, words that shouldn’t be offensive, and our Top Rap Albums. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

On this episode, Alex talks about his new novel that he’s about to release. We also dive into homelessness and mental health. The kids reminisce about Tony Hawk and the video games. We talk about the the city of Irvine, the Johnny Depp and Amber Turd Defamation case, and Kenan’s recent set at the “Nice Bits” show at the Rec Room. Getting a bad haircut is the worst, Josh is a KarEN who loves F1. We list the Top 3 Sports Apparel/Jersey’s as well as Top 3 Cultural Food. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

On this episode of the Grown Kids Podcast, we introduce our new camera guy, Ryan Radusinovic. We talk about the new Batman movie, and debate the best Batman films, villains, and actors who played Batman, and not to mention the fact that LA needs a Batman. Ryan talks about his standup and film career. Alex goes into full Tony Montana mode. Ryan has a fear of chocolate bars. We talked a bit about the Will Smith slap, toxic women, and how toxic women create the worst kind of men… Alpha Cucks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

Our guests Galyn Nash and Dom Pierno join the kids for this episode. Dom and Galyn talk about their recent, and upcoming shows. We talk about road shows, bringer shows, and the comedy store. Galyn talks about his life in Austin, Dom wants to see Galyn get slapped, Kenan tried buying Jeff Ross a drink, roast battles and roast jokes. Galyn almost threw up on stage while headlining, Kenan is a “slush puppy,” and Galyn likes to bust his nut on objects in public bathrooms. Galyn talks about a threesome he had, only to be debunked by Dom. We dive in a little into addiction, and Dom’s Dad being a heroin addict. Betting on the Gabby Petito case, the Citizen app in Austin and LA, Alex almost had to beat up a crackhead in downtown, and we ended the podcast the only way one should… with a fart. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

America needs a president like Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. We discuss the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and the possible outcomes. There are no farts like Taco Bell farts. The dangers behind “Shit Rage” that nobody talks about. The kids go over the basic rules in using urinals in public bathrooms. Alex kind of talks about his new novel that’s coming out, and his old YouTube channel “GnarGnarEnt.” Kenan can’t stop pooping. We give our thoughts on how we think the new “Batman” film will be, Robert Pattinson, Robert Downey Jr, and the aesthetic greatness of the game “Red Dead Redemption 2,” as well as our Top 3 Favorite Video Games. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

Episode 13 “Fat, Hairy, and Both” The kids are back after a break. Kenan had Covid, which is his excuse for getting fatter this recent month. As Kenan’s face got puffier, Alex’s got hairier. Josh is… well… both. We talked about the events of the last two years, comedy during Covid, and our most embarrassing moment in elementary school. We came to an agreement about who the scariest white people are, artists that died too young, Shaq, the fact that blue cheese is disgusting, the Super Bowl, Mayor Garcetti, and Joe Rogan. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

Christmas came early… and so did Kenan. On this special Christmas episode, the kids talk about their white elephant work parties, why you’ll see a pair of shoes (or two) hanging from wires in neighborhoods, Alex watched the movie “Elf” for the first time in a long time, and our favorite Christmas movies. We think Hollywood needs to produce a gangster Christmas movie. We talk about the gifts we bought for people, Christmas songs, and getting shadow banned. Alex talks about his dog Poopsie that he had, rehabs, the theory of The Grinch and Whoville, and being on the nice and naughty list. Kenan’s theory on Mr and Mrs Claus being related. Kenan has never seen “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Colombian Christmas, favorite Christmas characters, the origins of Santa Claus (he’s turkish… google it), and Alex’s XXXmas story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

The kids discuss their top 3 Christmas movies, stress and crime during the holidays, hockey, physically dominant women, Kenan’s wrestling days in high school (yeah, he wrestled), and what Joe Rogan’s farts probably smell like. Which by the way, Kenan recorded a fart. We talk a little about Formula 1 racing, Dale Earnhardt and the 2000 Daytona 500, favorite sports movies, the impact of “Jackass,” and dumb things you do as teenagers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

It’s safe to say, we enjoy porn, so we had to have Kenny Weber, a comedian and porn industry worker, indulge us kids on the ways of the porn industry. Kenny talks about his start in comedy, how he got started in the porn industry, and Kenny’s recent break-up with a comedian. We talk about our favorite porn stars, and how Alex can’t cum with condoms. We discuss sex, and comedy, and how they go hand-in-hand (no pun intended). Kenny talks about funny QUEEFS on set before the legit conversation of prostitution, and why it should be legal. We come up with our porn names, romanticize the chat roulette days, talk about how boys are f****d up, the game “Butts Up,” and our Top 3 Sex Positions. So grab your anal beads, and strap-ons, because this is gonna be a wet episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

It’s just the kids for this episode. Kenan and Alex recap their experience doing comedy at a rave in Kansas. Alex shares some stories of his rave days in the mid-late 2000’s, watching someone die at a rave, and the many overdoses you’ll see at raves. Josh and Alex deal with a fight at work. Memes and the internet, Chappelle’s new special and cancel culture. Straight guys making gay jokes, the boundaries dudes have as friends, and being comfortable with your sexuality. We started recording this episode after midnight, so we kept this episode short and sweet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support

There was an audio issue with Alex’s mic the first 15 minutes, but it was all gravy after that (and even before). By far, the funniest episode yet. The kids have Adam Chong and Viet Nguyen as their guests for this special episode. We talk about their comedy show that they produce: “Rice & Beans,” Adam’s experience doing shows in Wisconsin, restaurant jobs and bad tippers. We take a look into how Adam and Viet got started in comedy, the movie “Don’t Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood,” Viet growing up in Vietnam, Adam’s travels around the world, Viet losing his virginity, and of course, some good old fashion roasts, and racist Asian jokes throughout the episode. We learn how to say “pretty pu$$y” in Vietnamese, and other Vietnamese slang. Adam looks like Kim Jong Un, and told Dennis Rodman that when we all saw him at a bar in Costa Mesa in 2019, Dennis didn’t like it. We talk about Dennis some more, the Lakers, Cristiano Ronaldo, what we would buy with money when we have it, films, Koreans films, K-Pop, and Asian racism... against each other (stop asian hate... within). We break down how white people aren’t the most racist and homophobic people, and how white people get offended for us when we don’t care. Adam’s dream girl (you don’t want to hear Viet’s), why Vietnamese people eat dogs, and how Viet lived by a dog restaurant. WARNING: it gets dark. Alex is sensitive with animals, so he didn’t enjoy this part. Alex also hits his 6 year mark in comedy. And apparently... “Cat taste better.” - Viet Nguyen --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/grown-kids/support