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In this weeks episode, the assassins take on your favorite burning topics like the Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard trial, come up with hilarious scenarios for celebrities like Madonna and Elon Musk and Bill Murray, bring in another installment of Women For Artty, America's favorite toxic dating show, where lovely women from around the world compete for Artty's love when they would be much better off dating a serial killer from the 70's. Artty brings in nostalgic topics such as the glory days of the Social Media giant of days past, MySpace, and all the glory and entertainment the years 2006-2008 had to offer. stories of his youth which include everything from losing his school spirit to starting race wars. The worlds worst mothers day gifts from around the world and much more brutal hilarity! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episode the Assassins are armed and deadly with incendiary, armor piercing and explosive topics that will cause a shock and awe level of laughs and gasps. starting with Krystian's retaliation against a job that rejected him, we fire back with humor and hate that you've come to expect and be entertained by, we take aim at our local coffee shop that ended their open mic nights once Artty performed there,  we introduce a segment that inspires us to fight back against the Mundane life problems that keep us down... with Falling Down! the everyday problems that will awaken the Social Assassin in all of us. And Artty goes on a ballistic rant against The U.S. Education system that employed some of the most unqualified and mediocre people out there, including many people he knows personally,and settles the final argument about incompetent teachers he went to high school with once and for all! we bring up the most hilarious 4/20 stories from around the world that will make you laugh like a stoner, we discuss the problems with rebooting the beloved cartoon Futurama for a 3rd time in the series, we bring up a new segment: Munchies Mayhem talking about our favorite snacks and foods to indulge in our gluttony as well as every other sin under the sun, and close the show with roasting the horrific cover of Aerials by System of a Down performed by Megan Fox's talentless neutered boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly, after about 10 minutes of technical difficulties. all this and much more Ballistic Hilarity only on The Social Assassins podcast!

on this weeks episode, the assassins give the best advice for tax season to beat the system or die trying with the help of histories biggest tax frauds and informing all of what NOT to do to sustain the current economy. we introduce another installment of the Assassins Helping Hand, our advice column helping out people with their personal problems from all over the world with disastrous results! we discuss our best and worst local fast food experiences and end the show with a tribute to the Late Great Comedian Gilbert Godfried with some of his best jokes in the assassins hall of fame! all this and more! only on the Social Assassins!

In episode 25, the assassins come in more armed and dangerous than ever! cracking open cold ones right away into another edition of Beer Snob Minute, getting into Roger Ebert levels of film and music critique the only way we know how, with insults and profanities! Krystian tells about his unfortunate run ins with multiple police officers in one afternoon, we discuss the most important social issue going on with women everywhere: why do they keep so many things in their purse?  The assassins pick apart the stupidest job interview questions with extreme prejudice. another installment of Hatredy: Artty's cruel and brutal stand up jokes that will horrify and scar the local comedy audience of today. Artty brings in his old school art concepts for a new multiplayer video game involving gang turfware with your best friends and favorite hangouts as your battlefield against your old rivals! all this and more only on Social Assassins! 

In this weeks episode, the assassins discuss the burning topics that are obviously on everyone's minds,  such as, what kind of bears do people like more, Polar or Brown bears? the redundancy of the Oscars nomination requirements, we review the trailer for the newest season of The Boys, we discuss the changes and  problems vast fortune can cause in people with hilarious results, Artty begins his long assault on the new generation of school teachers, a new installment of Woke or Broke, the 1v1 game show where cultures and morals clash to see who will win, today's pick: Israel vs. U.S. Trump's supporters. another installment of Beer Snob: the quick 1 minute review of the best craft beers out there! and end the show with a bizarre Reddit post sure to inspire the ambitious sociopath in all of us. this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast! 

In This weeks episode, Artty and Krystian take on the hottest topics going around! from the global crises to scandalous marriage stories, Krystian brings up a wacky job interview that was sabotaged by rowdy boomers , we have another installment of 'Workplace Drama', The Assassins put in their 2 cents on the Ukraine situation, those of which are more inflammatory than the weapons being used on that battlefield. we honor a late beautiful actress of the past era of television, introduce our tech consultant Native 4K's first standup set on the show and end with a quick installment of the Beer Snob Minute, this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In episode 22, Artty and Krystian discuss urban myths about men and women when it comes to the bedroom, with disastrous results as usual, the trouble with visiting Disneyland in the current financial climate, the bizarre case of a married couple where the man and woman look identical to eachother, more of your favorite topics such as bad dating stories, flirty waitresses and  celebrity scandals, discuss the new Fresh Prince HBO remake and end the show with airplane fights and incidents caught on camera! all this and more! only on Social Assasssins! 

In this weeks episode of Social Assassins, Artty and Krystian discuss local current events such as neighborhood delinquency mishaps, We introduce another installment of  "Women for Artty" in time for the post Valentines Day season! or Too Late once again... along with the worst Valentines Dates ever documented on the internet. The Assassins discuss the hostile takeover of G4TV's comeback as its the next show business victim to fall under the lackluster feminist agenda that has been ruining entertainment the past 7 years. and end the show with an art critique for the ages, as a security guard vandalizes a million dollar art piece from Russia that may have summoned the unforseen consequences we see today. this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In this Weeks episode, Artty and Krystian are armed to the teeth as always with the inflammatory topics you know and love/hate such as worst Valentines Day encounters.. with sexy results!  Best/Worst Mexican food/drinks, we bring in a new topic: the Assassins Giving Hand: where we help people with their everyday issues in  ways that will ultimately doom them, Artty brings in a new installment of Roast Battle Your Ex, the insults and zings you would tell a personal former lover you  have grievances with to really get under their skin for pure spite and mayhem. and end the show with all the rantings we're famous for! this and much more! Only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episodes, the Assassins discuss how they're enjoying the new year, bring up more of your favorite assassins topics such as chaos ensuing at parties, unbearable dates and attempted manslaughter ,Krystian introduces the worst New Years resolutions and stories, Artty defends his favorite beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon to the death as they come under fire on Twitter, and takes down the School System for employing his degenerate classmates to be school teachers thus dooming the future generation, another installment of Hatredy: Artty's cruel and hilarious stand up jokes not allowed in this day and age, and end the show with another installment of And Justice For All, bizarre News Stories from around the nation, all this and more! only on the Social Assassins.

In this weeks episode, the Assassins reminisce about their formative years in high school, about the wins, the losses and the ugliness they experienced in their adolescence that drove their brutally honest comedy as we tear apart phony friends, misguided love interests, wacky teachers, pretentious student personalities, and the racial and class based politics that made the grade school world go round, along with some Holiday drama anecdotes hosted by Krystian and we discuss our best and worst Xmas gifts, all this and much more only here on The Social Assassins Podcast! 

In episode 17, the Assassins are armed and trigger happy in the most brutal sense of the meaning more than ever, as they take on the Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict in a way you've never heard it discussed before, , Introduce an edgy new comedian on the scene, Carlos Rock, with his bold take on an old classic bit inspired by Comedian Chris Rock. add another installment of everyone's favorite segment: Women for Artty, with sexy results! Also another installment of Artty's OnlyFans minute! where he recommends which working girls to invest money on or find out where to find their leaked content for free, along with discussing how to deal with the end of relationships and morally ambiguous women, all this and much more! only on The Social Assassins!!!