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The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum.  CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber Driver. Bruce Hennigar performs Review of a Moon Vacation and Review of the Moon Landing Museum. Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Ukulele. Megan Konrad as Grandma's Review. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. A Review of a Ukulele was written by Tal Minear. The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Hybrid by Ouroboros. Shimmer by Audioscribe. Power Up by Razihel. Good Times by Prod Riddiman. Jester by Prod Riddiman. Exhausted by Prod Riddiman. Fly by Prod Riddiman. Isolated by Prod Riddiman. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ FOR BUSINESS INQUIRIES CONTACT:[email protected] A Good Pointe Original. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ray O’Hare as the Tomte. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade. Oh Holy Night by Holizna. Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal. Sub003 by Gregor Quendel. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday.  Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles. Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin. Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin. Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Christmas Theme by Music for Creators. Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree. Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers! PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28. 80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave. The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens. Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis. PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. Rosie Sentman as Nurse. Ray O’Hare as The Tomte. MUSIC and SFX: Silent Night by Mystery Mammal Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi  Oh Holy Night by Holizna Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0 PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 1: Shadowbanned Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Josh Rubino as Customer One. Brandon Finch as Customer Two. Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Pragia by Mystery Mammal. A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco. Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe Episode Transcript CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Apollo by Mystery Mammal. Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni. Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous. The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco. Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco. This episode includes a recreation of the declassified document, Mars Exploration: 1984. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe. Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker. Socks Whitmore as Sandwich Shop Worker. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick Tock by Glad Rags. Alamo by Glad Rags. The Group by Keshco. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected]. STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what do they do? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Retro by Bajio Alvarado. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. FIFA Slide by Keshco. Specter by Alan Walker. Episode ⁠Transcript⁠ PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon Ed Choom does everything for everyone. Charlotte does her job.  CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. U Think U by Glad Rags. Machine Language by Mystery Mammal. Happy F'n Birthday by The Danimald. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 7: Who Will Stand Guard? The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza. Revenge by Spoon. Time Train by PC III. Xanadont by Mystery Mammal. The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus. Episode ⁠Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 8: Almost Famous Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Endeavor by Jahzzar. Battle by Boxcat Games. The World’s Moved On by Rozkol. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices