Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

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4.6
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42 reviews
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10 episodes
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Explicit
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Date created
2021/08/24
Average duration
25 min.
Release period
-10 days

Description

A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Masons are really doing behind those closed doors...

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Episode 1: Shadowbanned
2022/02/11
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a Shadowban.  CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Adam Clark as Downripple. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Charlie Wes as Ed. Maya Murphy as Millie. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Josh Rubino as Customer 1. Brandon Finch as Customer 2. Kirsty Woolven as Customer 3. Addison Peacock as Karen. Writing, Editing, Production and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett.  Theme Song is “Social Kapital” by Glad Rags. Featuring: “Something True“ by Louie Zong & “Nettle Swarm” by Randy Greer. Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. Or you can setup monthly donations and access perks by becoming a Patron on Our Patreon Page.  Transcripts available on our website.  For All Business Inquiries: info@goodpointepodcasts.com
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Episode 2: Toasted Ravioli
2022/02/25
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett  CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Charlie Wes as Ed Choom Josh Rubino as Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby Rob Schwarb as Mike Addison Peacock as Karen Amr Ammourazz as Drive-Thru Worker David Sillars as Doctor K Stephen Cullen as Remote Viewing Subject Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Music in this Episode:  Theme Song is “Social Kapital” by Glad Rags.  Outro Music is "Tick-Tock" by Glad Rags.  “Apollo” by Mystery Mammal. “Prometeo” by Damiano Baldoni. “The Fractured Flute” by Kescho. “Retro” by Bajio Alvarado. Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. Want to help Good Pointe make more weird Audio Fiction? Consider becoming a Patron at Patreon.com/goodpointe.  This episode included a recreation of a (supposedly) declassified document, the infamous "Mars Exploration: 1984."  Transcripts available on our website. For All Business Inquiries: info@goodpointepodcasts.com
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Episode 3: And Everyone Clapped
2022/03/18
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.  Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walt Jack Carmichael as the Narrator Mike Paul as The Worshipful Master Mason Gabrielle Adkins as Amari Jordan Stillman as Judy Ariel Hack as The MLMer Bossbabe Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry Charlie Wes as Ed Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay Phil Sherwood as Jay Stephen Indrisano as Steve Torian Brackett as Pete (Podcast Host) Ezra J. Wayne as Peter (Podcast Host) Claire Gaskell as Evie Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble Socks Whitmore as the Bookstore Superfan Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett. Audio Clean Up Assistance on this Episode by Newt Schottelkotte.  MUSIC: Our opening theme song is “Social Kapital” by Glad Rags. The closing theme is “Tick Tock” by Glad Rags.  This episode included “Wonder Under” by Glad Rags and “Goodnight, Cowgirl” and “When a Stranger Comes to Town” by Louie Zong.  Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. Want to help Good Pointe make more weird Audio Fiction? Consider becoming a Patron at Patreon.com/goodpointe.  Transcripts are available on our site.  For All Business Inquiries: info@goodpointepodcasts.com IndieGoGo Supporter Post Show Promo: Between Heartbeats.
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Episode 4: Thanksgiving Music
2022/04/01
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else...  Writing and Sound Design by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Charlie Wes as Ed Choom Sena Bryer as Larry the Gas Station Clerk Addison Peacock as Karen Josh Rubino as Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness Narrator Amr Ammourazz as Drive Thru Worker Socks Whitmore as Subway Sandwich Artist Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad David Sillars as Doctor K CW: Death, Funeral Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett MUSIC: Our opening theme song is “Social Kapital” by Glad Rags. The closing theme is “Tick Tock” by Glad Rags. This episode also included “Alamo” by Glad Rags. “The Group” by Kescho. “Ladybird” by Louie Zong. Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. Want to help Good Pointe make more weird Audio Fiction? Consider becoming a Patron at Patreon.com/goodpointe.  Transcripts are available on our site.  For All Business Inquiries: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Post Show Promo: The Godfrey Audio Guide
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Episode 5: All My Homies Hate Sir Isaac Newton
2022/04/15
Walt wakes up in a cage. Randy and Gayle get their money’s worth.  Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett CAST:   Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning   Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger   Matthew Woodcock as Walt Clay   Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton   Jack Carmichael as the Narrator   Abby Espiritu as Derby Clay   Su Ling Chan as Debra Clay   Graham Rowat as Newsham   Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes   Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater   Sound Design by Tal Minear   Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett   Post Production and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett   This episode included the songs “Social Kapital” and “Tick-Tock” by Glad Rags. “Retro” by Bajio Alvarado. “FIFA Slide” by Kescho. “Nettle Swarm” by Randy Greer. “Spectre” by Alan Walker.  Episode Transcripts   Please take the time to leave us a rating or review. Help us get on the charts and keep this show alive.   Want to help Good Pointe make more weird Audio Fiction? Consider becoming a Patron at Patreon.com/goodpointe.    Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. For All Business Inquiries: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Post Show Promo Trailer: What Will Be Here 
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Episode 6: The Observer's Local Horizon
2022/06/17
Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone and Charlotte finally remembers to do her job.  Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed Choom Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger Jack Carmichael as The Narrator Lindsay Zana as Camille Danyelle Ellett as Destiny Jordan Stillman as Judy Michelle Kelly as Charlotte Phil Sherwood as Jay Kale Brown as Jimmie Kristian Lawrence as Neil Jessa Jordan as Tasha Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett This episode included the songs Social Kapital, U Think U, Ode to a Dandelion and Tick-Tock by Glad Rags. Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer. Breakfast by Damian Baldano. HappyFBirthday by The Danimald. And a short sample from Machine Language by Mystery Mammal.  Episode Transcripts Good Pointe is independent, underfunded and fueled by caffeine. If you enjoyed the show you can easily help us out in a big way by leaving us a one-time tip in our tip jar on our Ko-Fi page. Want to help Good Pointe make more weird Audio Fiction? Consider becoming a Patron at Patreon.com/goodpointe.  For All Business Inquiries, contact Jeremy at: info@goodpointepodcasts.com Post Show Promo Trailer: Hit The Bricks
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Introducing: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason
2021/08/24
A dark comedy of conspiracies and secret societies starring Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. And featuring performances by Jack Carmichael, Matthew Woodcock, Charlie Wes and Addison Peacock. "If you can get someone to believe in something... you can get them to believe in anything." Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett.
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News: A Quick Update!
2022/04/29
A quick update from show creator Jeremy Ellett. New episodes will return in June! See ya soon. 
Presenting: Where the Stars Fell
2022/05/06
Today on the feed we’re sharing the pilot episode of another audio drama we think you might enjoy. It's called, "Where the Stars Fell.”  Where the Stars Fell is a semi-serialized audio fiction supernatural fantasy from Newt Schottelkotte. "Dr. Edison Tucker is having a very weird life. Not being able to die tends to color things that way. Luckily, the strange and unusual is something of her specialty, and Ed’s set her sights and wunderkind grant money on the strangest town in America: Jerusalem, Oregon. She’ll certainly get her EMF Meter’s worth. Between an eccentric housemate, quirky townsfolk, and the mysteries lurking just beyond the tree line, Ed’s going to find the answers she’s been searching for. She just might not be ready for what finds her." Newt will be coming on to sound design Episode 7 of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, which you'll hear after we come back from break. And they'll be appearing in Episode 11 later in the Season. Listen to Where The Stars Fell. Support Indie Audio Drama.
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Presenting: The Monster Hunters
2022/05/13
Today on the feed its a honor to share with you the pilot episode of a truly legendary Comedy Audio Fiction Podcast. The Monster Hunters.  Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters! Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors! Taking its cue from the classic period of British horror and adventure, the 1960s and 70s, The Monster Hunters is a comedy adventure series written by and starring Peter Davis and Matthew Woodcock. You might recognize Matthew Woodcock as our very own Walter Clay from Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Listen to this show. It's incredibly hilarious and fun as hell. I love it and I really think you will too. 
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4.6 out of 5
42 reviews
Anne Onimous II 2022/06/19
Great story!
I can't wait to see where it goes!
Seriah - Where Did the Road Go 2022/05/03
This is a blast!
I didn't know if it could live up to the title, but it does, and then some. Absolutely entertaining!
madcooper005 2022/04/30
It’s a universe where Keri kasidy is telling the truth
Seriously funny and well acted. This podcast will definitely be enjoyed by any fan of knowledge fight.
Finding Pattersby 2022/03/25
This show makes me laugh
Ive said elsewhere that the vibe reminds me of the GTA radio universe by way of the Coen brothers and well I stand by that. I'm almost done with the s...
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