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An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders     Credits:       Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator   Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper   Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Maestro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2  Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat 

A talking puppet determined to prove his father’s hair will be real learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          Sponsored by: The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond       Credits:       Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Acquaintance 2  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Talking Cricket, Fox, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man  Susan Day – Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse 

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.  As the puppet tries to prove his father’s hair is real, he learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders, The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond          Credits:       Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife, Acquaintance 2  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa, Policeman, Homeowner, Director, Announcer 1, Crow, Dan Raymond, Roommate 1, Lamp-Wick, Dairy Farmer, Pedestrian 4, Acquaintance 1  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Fred Savage, Geppetto, Ticket Taker, Pulcinella, Innkeeper, Owl, Beach Goer 2, Pedestrian 1, Sandwhich Staker, Daysk Haybel-Shoofel, Alidoro, Announcer 3  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mastro Antonio, Bystander 2, Talking Cricket, Drummer, Fox, Announcer 2, Pigeon, Beach Goer 3, Fisherman, Pedestrian 3, Egg Counter, Little Man  Susan Day - Mom, Bystander 1, Piper, Harlequin, Cat, Fairy Maiden, Beach Goer 1, Roommate 2, Pedestrian 2, Dormouse 

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Sponsored by: Lady Coughs  Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca Salt, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Driver  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Plugh, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher 

A small group of children is taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Sponsored by: O'Barry's Family Orthodontics    Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Veruca Salt, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Mike Television, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket   Susan Day - Mrs. Plugh Violet Inregardes, Oompa Loompa 

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Sponsored by: Lady Coughs, O'Barry's Family Orthodontics       Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus, Mr. Salt, Driver, Willy Wonka  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket   Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher, Oompa Loompa 

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)   Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair      Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio  Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana  Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)     Sponsored by: MyBees      Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1  Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness  Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees      Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1  Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness  Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) -  Curly, Munchkin, Scarecrow Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Larry, Munchkin, Lion Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers back to their home to Kansas. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil Witch Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, Winkie Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) -  Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, Winkie Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, General Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)    Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, Winkie Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's Mom Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil Witch Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, Winkie Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) -  Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, Winkie Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, General Susan Day - Almira Gulch, Good Witch Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood. Credits:    Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:    Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 Narrator Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer