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Once more our heroes are lost in the simulation, in search of meaning, purpose and a reasonable chart position for the episode. Little did they know that all of these wondrous achievements would soon be had all thanks to the sheer talent, beauty, intellect and artistic genius of the unique and wonderful Nicole Shenko. Nicole spends the bulk of her life changing T-Wiz experience avoiding association with the crass and delinquent tidings of our two great compares, all while floating gracefully throughout the episode with a perfectly relaxed precision, usually reserved for ballerinas and assassins. Push whichever buttons begin the process of inflating this latest offering into your most accessible hearing device, sip your nearest post prohibition beverage to moisten the lips, then let the latest episode of Tony Marks and Warwick Capper invade you with ambiguous permission, I promise if you don't love every minute of it, it will be completely your fault. We love you, book online and we will prove it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Another week in the simulation with our heroes and the incredible Rusty Brown from Electric Mary brings news that will shake the foundations of Australian Music forever. Meanwhile Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue to develop their loving bond with the Universe as they ascend to new and lofty heights of enlightenment through a combination of vigorous self love and pilates. The boys fromAddicted to Ink join us for a moment of pure bliss in anticipation of being elevated to their own episode once the euphoria of this visit fades. SO once more, sit back in your favourite seat of comfort, undress yourself and and feel the brown velour irritate you right before your body feels nothing other than the soft insertion of the greatest podcast in human history, as the Tony & Warwick blast you toward the machine elves for another episode of The T-Wiz Podcast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week our heroes landed in the Capper Cave after 72 nights raising their vibrations in the Frankston Desert. It was said that there were no further levels of enlightenment but once more Tony Marks & Warwick Capper proved the world wrong. Upon receiving this united divine bliss from the universe they were now able to bask in the glow of Harvey Silver, the golden boy of the AFL Footy Show, having spent many years as the show Producer, now his career peaks as he joins the boys first up.. After a meaningful conversation Harvey spent the remainder of the evening cuddling Warwick and let me tell you they both loved it. Later in the most important broadcast since Neil Armstrong said those famous words on the set of a Stanley Kubrick production, Tony & Warwick are slowly seduced by the appropriately sexual Envy Marshall who I have it on very good authority will at least one time attempt to de-flower our pure and innocent show producer and co-host Tony Marks. So log in to your Only Fans and insert your credit card to ensure you get all the dirty bits, as the greatest podcast in all of human history kicks into overdrive,. Hang on tight, this is going to feel amazing. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tonight in the simulation our heroes are joined by the delicious artistic smorgasbord, Lily Parker. She is the owner of Lily Parker Tattoo and a versatile musician with numerous bands around Melbourne, Australia. So this time you can sit back, grip gently on the Apricot velour armrests of your amazing up-cycled chair and wish the -Wiz Podcast inside of you. Surely it's time for a Cognac and a moist towelette. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes have yet to evolve beyond the all knowing and all loving beings they have become. As they continue to radiate pure light in the company of music legend, Lisa Edwards and all round bald legend of media, Rod Mooseek, Tony Marks and Warwick Capper somehow find the humility to divert their love of self into love for all once more. So massage yourself in preparation of the single greatest collective of non-factual bliss as it buries itself deep in your most private of spaces, in another episode of the one and only T-Wiz Podcast. You didn't ask for this.. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes are joined by the incredible Dr Nicole Fai Sim Yap and the rock goddess Envy Marshall for another dose of absurdity with a touch ofbeauty and purpose built in. So slink into your best recliner, lick your lips and enjoy the salty goodness of the T-Wiz Podcast. Here, wash it down with this... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week in the simulation our heroes are met by Australia's most infamous madam and the hosts of a pop culture podcast while the revel in their own illustrious glow once again inside the Capper Cave. We are getting straight to the point this episode so bite down on your pillow and clench as we come hard with the sonic injection you need to get through your day. For a hard earned thirst, grab a big cold T-Wiz. You will love it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another episode in the Capper cave as our heroes are joined by Horse racing syndicator Sharona King. Once again our guests are subjected to wildly inappropriate innuendo and the same 11 jokes as Tony and Warwick flex the muscle that is the T-Wiz Podcast. Later in the show, in celebration of one of the most incredible human beings and musicians, Simon Cox is remembered with an excerpt from a live recording as he was set be a guest and join his friend of nearly 30 years Tony marks on the show. Simon will forever be remembered as the loving, caring soul that he was. He was a virtuoso musician with a voice that cut through to your soul, he was an expectational human being and he will be missed. From Pitt St all the way into the Heavens, I love you my friend. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week our heroes our joined for a full lenfth chat with Rock Music Legend Rusty Brown. One of Australian Music's long standing Rock Frontmen, the founder and lead vocalist of Electric Mary shares tales from the road and beyond. It doesn;t get any better in the simulation than this, so bite down on your mouth piece,bend your knees and keep your back straight. As it is time to deep squat into the heavy burden that is the T-Wiz Podcast. The harder you grunt, the better it feels Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As our heroes enter the 39th episode of the greatest podcast in human history, they are reminded of the significance of the number 39. Once worn and forever immortalised by the Wizard Capper as he ascended to the lofty heights never before reached while perfectly resting his c**k n balls on the heads of those opposed. Thankfully the simulation's programming allows for the ongoing self admiration that this gathering inspires. This week Tony and Warwick are joined by the incredible rock outfit 'Her' along with Karly Jewell and Rusty Brown for and evening of the same 11 jokes, great music and pointless hilarity that will drive you to your destination faster than a 1 star Uber So strap on your favourite appendage, smile awkwardly and pretend it never happened, as you once more conspire to be by our side in longing embrace. This is T-Wiz, it tickles doesn't it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Time flies in the simulation and even the NPC's can't get a word in. Our heroes are once again joined by their favourite members of King Canyon when Kit Riley isn't available, the Scottish God Jimmy Cupples and the incomparable James Ryan who is just like someone else we know. Sit back and relax as the world's greatest podcast delivers another dose of masterfully edited madness. This time you really may not regret it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another gathering in the simulation with our heroes finds them in the company of the deliciously talented Katie Underwood. Somehow these bozos have manifested another incredible human being into their madness and it doesn't get any better than this. During the show Katie slowly has her enlightenment completely untangled from her existence as she attempts to dumb herself down to play along. Throughout the show it becomes clear that Tony & Warwick eventually evolve into fully enlightened and fulfilled human beings, thanks to the temporal aura imbued from our esteemed and beautiful guest. So uncork your favourite appendage, place it in your special nobody loves me place and make room to insert the most loving episode of the T-Wiz Podcast ever recorded. It will only hurt for a moment, we love you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our heroes venture back into the simulation once more to explore the viscosity of their own absurd existence. As it turns out it is quite thick which is perfect considering both are paid by the inch. This episode Australian Olympic Legend, cultural icon and the epitome of the last man standing, Gold Medalist Steven Bradbury joins Tony Marks & Warwick Capper to further enrich his legendary status and to once more explore the sweet taste of victory while coming from behind. (A move that we usually charge extra for!) Later in the episode the sultry Lisa Edwards makes her return and plays along as we sexualise everything like adolescents and slowly inch her closer to our level, which is exactly 3 inches from the ground. So strap into your favourite lazy boy or any gender neutral furnishing, lick the last bit of the snacks from your fingers and prepare to push the next episode of the T-Wiz Podcast into your favourite warm orifice as the greatest podcast in living history breaches your passage with the determination of a school janitor working overtime on a Friday. Just a little kiss then? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week or more has now passed in the simulation and our heroes are showing no sign of fatigue.The boys are joined by returning music legend Aaron Schembri and rising stars The Tudor Club. So join in for the most unprofessional recording of human interaction as Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue their quest for enlightenment and personal growth. So relax your tightest muscle, touch your toes and smile with pride as episode 35 of the T-Wiz Podcast is lovingly placed inside of you again. If we keep this up we might fall in love. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy