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Do you like going to business meetings? How about those training meetings where you split up into teams to solve business problems? Do you remember certain employees asking ridiculous questions to the president of the company? Better mix up our invigorationg Drink-Of-The-Week - "reply all" Anxiety before you question the company president!

Do you like going to summer parties? Have you ever hit golf balls onto the roof of a house at a summer party? Have you ever run the Beer Mile at a summer party? Before you listen to our crazy summer party stories - mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Detroit Party, and laugh at our crazy summer party stories!

On todays podcast, we share our curious travel and TSA stories. Have you ever left your laptop at TSA? Have you ever tried to bring 6 bottles of liquor back in your cheked bagggage? After you successfully pass through TSA, go to the first bar you find and ask the bartender to mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, a 3-1-1 Liquid Limit and laugh at our funny travel and TSA stories!

We've returned from our sabbatical! Due to Jim's extended vacation schedule and Paul trying to renovate a condo and sell their house at that, we have returned! Today we share our lost weeks stories. Give us a listen and remember to not mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, the Lost Week (just mix up your favorite drink, not this one!)

Hi! Jim and Paul are currently on travel and doing some home improvement projects, so we are re-releasing some of our earlier podcasts. Maybe you've heard it before and remember it, maybe not or maybe you haven't heard this one at all! Either way, sit back and enjoy this one called The Battle of the Yard Tools, which is pretty appropriate for this time of year! And don't forget to have the Drink-Of-The-Week - The Hedge Trimmer. So sit back and relax and laugh, especially if your lawnmower is giving you fits!

Do you like swimming in pools? Have you ever crashed your bike into a pool? Did you and your friends have a strategy to get invited into the neighbor's pool? Do a cannon ball into the pool then climb out and mix up our refreshing Drink-Of-The-Week, the Pool Raft and laugh with us on our pool antics!

Have you ever flown in a hot air balloon with a rooster, sheep, and a duck? Remember when you were a kid jumping off the garage with a garbage bag or umbrella as a parachute? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Cloud Nine, and listen to our uplifting episode!

Do you have trouble sleeping? Have you ever gone to a sleep clinic to get diagnosed for your sleep problem? Have your taken sleep aids? Or read a book before bed? Listen to our podcast - Snooze Cruise - and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - the Snore Stopper and hope our podcast keeps you awake!

In Todays episode, we share our funny feathered friend stories - yes, bird stories! Ever have a rooster attack your lunch? Has a Robin ever dive bombed your daughter, forcing her to take cover? Have birds ever covered your car with bird poop? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, The Rooster Cogburn, and sip listening to our bird-brained stories!

Where would we be without our parents? We all have funny stories about our parents, grandparents and our friends parents. Would your mom ever find your stash of joints? When making out with your girlfriend, did your grandmother burst into the room, brandishing a frying pan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Parent Trap and laugh at our stories about our parents.

Do you like going to restaurants? Have you ever experienced a calamari testicle? Or tentacle? Have you ever seen a wedding proposal go down badly? If you have, you are going to laugh like crazy at our restaurant podcast! But first, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, " Can I Speak to the Manager?" and laugh at our zany stories!

How was your Christmas? Do you ever reflect on favorite Christmas gifts you recieved when you were a kid? Did you ever get a Thingmaker Creepy Crawly set? Or were you hoping Santa Claus would bring you a Barbie or GI Joe? Please mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Jack-In-The-Box and enjoy our favorite Christmas toy stories.

Are you a Do It Yourself person? If so, have you evercut off the tip of your finger twice doing DIY projects? While doing a DIY projects, hoow many trips do you end of making to the hardware store? Do you find that duct tape is one of your best DIY tools? Mix up our Drink-Of-The Week - The Fixer Upper and laugh with us at our DIY escapades.

Do you like shoveling snow? Do you own a snowblower or do you have a snow removal service? Do you wish your neighbor would shovel your sidewalk? Have you ever clogged your snowblower with a newapaper? How mad do you get when the city snowplow block up the end of your driveway with snow and ice? Join us as we share our snow removal stories. And when you are done snow shoveling, mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Flaming Snow Drift!

When is the last time you cleaned out all the junk in your house or basement? Ever see your garbage collection people inspect your junk before they throw it in the garbage truck? have you ever watched to see if your garbage people take all the junk you threw out that week? If you have a cleaning service at your house, do you clean before the cleaning service arrives? Mix up our Drink of The Week - The Household Cleaner - and enjoy our throwing out junk stories!