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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way. Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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How To Survive Crabs! (w/ Griffin Kelly)

2026/10/20

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive catching body crabs and Griffin Kelly joins us to talk about how she survived an ever growing horde of land crabs! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Sun Bakes & Earthquakes (w/ Lisa Arch)

2026/10/13

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme sunburns and Lisa Arch joins us to share her experience during the '94 Northridge Earthquake. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Leggy Centipedes & Armed Robbery (W/ Andy Kindler)

2026/10/06

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive creepy crawly centipedes and Andy Kindler joins us to share his story about the time a store he was working at was robbed by armed men! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Alzheimer's (W/ Jason Salmon)

2026/09/29

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an Alzheimer's diagnosis and Jason Salmon joins us to share his experiences with his Father's Alzheimer's. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Christian Nationalism & Growing Up Evangelical (w/ Matt LeGrande)

2026/09/22

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the growing threat of Christian Nationalism, and Matt LeGrande joins us to share his experiences growing up gay as an evangelical Christian. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Being Undocumented & Making a Documentary (w/ Vana Thiero)

2026/09/15

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being undocumented in America and Vana Thiero joins us to share her experiences advocating for and making a documentary about her two sons who are on the Autism Spectrum. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Coyotes

2026/09/08

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive coyotes! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Getting Sick Abroad & Touring Europe (w/Lauren Ash)

2026/09/01

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting sick while you're traveling- it's very common, and actress (Superstore) and musician Lauren Ash joins us to share her experiences on her sold-out UK tour! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive A Cover-Up & A Nude Scene (W/ Amy Landecker)

2026/08/25

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a government cover-up, and Amy Landecker joins us to share her experience filming her first nude scene! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Cyclospora & Norovirus (w/ Jessie Gaskell)

2026/08/18

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a Cyclospora outbreak and Jessie Gaskell returns to share her story of catching Norovirus See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive Heatwaves & Hair Loss (w/ Ryan Smith)

2026/08/11

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heatwaves and Ryan Smith joins us to share his story of how he handled realizing he was losing his hair. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive A Post Vacation Bonus Episode Preview!

2026/08/04

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow! Patreon.com/PodcastHowToSurvive See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive A Kidnapping

2026/07/28

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber)

2026/07/21

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz)

2026/07/14

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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4.9 out of 5

304 reviews

★★☆☆☆

No_peeking_69 2026/09/09

Low effort

If my only job was to paraphrase a pre-written article once a week I would at least read it before recording

★★★★★

J>a<M 2026/05/16

How to Survive with…

…a very positive review.

★★☆☆☆

mnkky 2025/06/17

Mixed feelings

Love the concept and the majority of the content but don’t love the Addition of politics.

★★★★★

Ladymegatron 2024/10/21

Must update my review!

It was 5 starts from the jump because I love the format of the show, but if you like the show, the Patreon is worth your money in gold. You get extend...

★★★★★

Anutmo 2024/10/09

Lots of fun!

Danielle, Kristine & Garon (garden squirrel) are the perfect mix of information and goofiness. I’m usually laughing out loud at least once a pod!

★★★★★

JJackson_81 2024/10/05

My new favorite podcast

This podcast is the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and entertainment. In addition to exploring everyday struggles, wild "what ifs", or breaking down...

★★★★★

ssscccccoooooottttttt 2024/09/04

Beautiful

Wonderful show. Great banter between the hosts.

★☆☆☆☆

AW202042 2024/08/04

Really let down by your latest episode

I have loved listening to your relatable funny and engaging take on a multitude of issues however, I found so many moments of your latest episode to b...

★★★★★

rockpaperscissorsAF 2024/02/15

Lovely

Usually funny and entertaining, but that episode with Jon Hamm in grief showed it’s true perfection. What a powerful episode. Great job all around.

★★★★★

Carol from Minnesota 2023/10/18

Love this show!

I found this show through NNF and I’ve listened to every episode singing the theme song every time! Danielle and Christine are so funny and informativ...

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