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This episode might as well have fallen into a thorny bush the way it’s cut up. The boys really just had waaaay too much to say so some bad stuff got cut out expeditiously lol. Other than that they talk about Ghislaine Maxwell’s sentencing, Ezra Miller’s fun farm, and Medieval Times worker unionization. Lotta fun. Sorry for the belated pride month wishes. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

For some reason these boys cannot stop dreaming up their ideal movies. Kinda embarrassing at this point. Anyways so many recommendations for Indian cinema we’ll get on it. We also talk about the Spider-Man Lotus drama and stuff. Love everybody. My tummy hurts as I’m typing this. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Oh man I hope no one steals our ideas. Unless it’s Wes Anderson, then please steal our ideas. This week the cuties talk movie ideas, and they end up fleshing out their perfect Wes Anderson movie and he should totally watch this and take notes because we are 100% serious Wes Anderson please make this movie. The lads also talk the Patriot Front U-Haul bust and Ezra Miller. Ciao babies. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Bro who keeps letting this man in movies. Even bad ones. Super fun episode the boys had so much fun with this one. They dissect the trailer to Kevin Spacey’s new movie “Peter Five Eight.” Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Scheduling scheduling scheduling. That pesky scheduling. Sorry we’re late our schedules switched up on us! Still love all of you oh so much. This week the handsomes talk about new cures for diseases, Howard Stern, and Lia Thomas. Strap in babies. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

No full episode this week sorry homies (scheduling conflicts). However, enjoy this small group of short, mostly improvised, audio sketches. We had fun making them. Back to your regularly scheduled programming next week babies. Love you. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! #BeforeYouLeave #BYL

Real calm start to this podcast my bros. We even bring up political figures in this one. I think we’re turning in to NPR lmao. The cheeky lads talk about Kevin Samuels, party pizza, and Madison Cawthorn this week. Big love to the fansies. Teehee. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Brooo Nick’s hair is sticking up this whole episode. Anyways more horrible things and bad impressions come out of these boys’ mouths. How their family still loves them, I will never know. Some funny junk this episode though like when the boys talk Met Gala outfits, Jared Leto’s secret dealings, and what to wear to meet your kid’s teacher. Funnity fun fun. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

WE’RE BACK!!! The break is over. To be frank, Mikey baby had tummy issues last week so we took a pause. This week’s episode was HILARIOUS. The boys are truly back in top form as they tear down lauded historical figures, talk about the best places to put ads, and have a brief segment on the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Love you all sorry for the wait. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

RRR is probably one of the greatest movies ever made. So good that we wanna get into Bollywood movies now. Mike finally sits down for this episode which is also crazy in itself. The boys also talk about needing therapy, the best way to hit on someone, and whether or not Nick should be a TV extra. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Man these boys caused IRREPARABLE damage this episode. How do they keep getting away with it. Nick said some borderline illegal stuff that needed to be expeditiously cut out of this episode. The boys talk about the little people of Hollywood, Johnny Knoxville’s best movie, and have a religious experience. This episode is all over the place. Lol sorry. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Boy oh boy what on earth was that. Will Smith gettin jiggy with Chris Rock's face?? Na na na na na na son why would you do that. This episode is a recap of the oscars and the boys go in on the slap, the lovable Troy Kotsur, and the wack fashion at this awards show. Hollywood is absolutely ridiculous lmao what a zoo. Love you all. Let it burn. INSTAGRAM: @nick_collette @mike_collette @before.you.leave_ TWITTER: @nickcollette_ @mikebutlikecool TIKTOK: @before_you_leave @whambanana @nickcollette Like, comment, and subscribe! Rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! #BeforeYouLeave #BYL