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Taylor Swift has been one of the most requested topics since day one of Astro Sluts and we’ve finally caved. We’re diving into the birth chart of Miss Blondie herself, in this episode we discuss what makes her unlike any Sagittarius we’ve ever seen, why she’s such a girlboss despite her Cancer moon and Scorpio rising and so SO much more. We also look into the relationship that has moved America, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We discuss the astrological timing of their relationship as well as the birth chart placements that make them click. And for the finale, or should we say the HALFTIME SHOW, the astrology of Usher. We discuss the icon, the Libra legend and the GOOD DANCER that is Usher. Subscribe to get access to monthly ‘sluts only’ episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

If you’re in the mood to feel joy, add ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ to your reading list. This YA, tween, lesbian, romance is the Gen Z love story we needed! We discuss some of our favorite moments like when Cat burned her house down after leaving her straightener on (relatable), our take on the characters (Gen Z icons) and Aubrey reads why you should ‘Never Trust a Gemini’ (a super fair take). *MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD* Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

From Lil Timmy Tim to Wonka and everything in between. This week we took a deep dive (like perhaps too deep of a dive) into all things Timothee Chalamet and WTF is going on in his birth chart that makes him the icon, meme and enigma he is today. From Timmy's Capricorn sun to his Pluto transits and his synastry with Kylie Jenner…and Lily Rose Depp, we’re unpacking it all.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorpio. Then, it’s time for class! At Monster High we discuss the 12th House, the final house, the house of the unconscious, the house of secrets, the house of dreams! And what having planets in this house could mean for you. Pull up your birth chart and take notes! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss social activities beyond alcohol and what that looks like moving into Winter! We close out the episode with a question about compatibility from a listener who sometimes is in soulmate mode with their girlfriend and sometimes doesn’t seem to have a single thing in common with them.   Thank you so much for listening to another season, we couldn’t do it without you! Leave us a (five star) review, follow us on social and text the pod link to a friend! Sharing is caring! Talk soon!  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half’ of the year. During Monster high we get into our house systems and share a few of the many house systems and how they can shift the way you look at your chart, from Placidus, to Whole Sign Houses, Porphyry and more! We throw it back to Halloween's past for Skeletons in the Closet and dig through our memory boxes (our brains) to share our favorite costumes, middle school party mems and more! We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener and one from our very own AUBREY. Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus entering Libra and all the other planetary shifts along the way. After our Scorpio season preview it’s time for the main showing! We each share a few favorite halloween movies, Halloweentown, Carrie, Hocus Pocus and more, then we discuss the signs of all the main characters. It’s a silly goofy time! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss transitional periods and dealing with change. We close out the episode with the GREATEST listener submission of ALL TIME. A Halloween party saga from a Virgo listener dating a SUPER SAG.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Saturn Return means in astrology and what you can expect when you’re going through yours based on your natal Saturn placement. During skeletons in the closet we discuss Golden Bachelor, everyone’s favorite reality dating show and how maturity and SATURN RETURNS makes for impeccable dating vibes. We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener who was swept off their feet by a new crush then realized…he’s a CANCER (gasp!).  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. Dani gives us an overview of Libra season and Aubrey gives us an overview of this week’s full moon. During our educational segment, Monster High, we explore everything Pluto. From an overview of the planet to its themes and how it shows up both generationally and in the natal chart. We take a break from astrology for ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ where we discuss the perils of misogyny and how it manifests very differently in both of our lives. We close the episode with an ‘American Horror Story’ from a listener who got ‘Libra Man-ed’.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Aubrey and Dani sat down with Eileen from Aura Aura to chat aura photography, the energetic field and COLOR! We kick off the episode by discussing Eileen’s background, how she made her way into aura photography and created Aura Aura. We then discuss the process of getting an aura photo taken, Eileen breaks down how the camera captures the aura and the experience of visiting Aura Aura. Then, it’s time to dive into COLOR! We discuss all the various colors that come up in an aura portrait, their meaning or what they might bring up, their placement in the photo and how colors shift or stay the same over time. We finish up the episode with some listener questions and share where Aura Aura is off to next! Follow Aura Aura on Instagram and find Eileen for an aura portrait HERE. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex ed’ topic, kink in the birth chart. We discuss asteroids, body rulership, the fifth house, the eighth house, literally all the signs and whatever else we could think of. During ‘hot topic’ we each reflect on this summer and all it’s brought us from steamy hot temps to a solo apartment and a new job. We close out season 6 with a submission from a listener who hates their current job but their capricorn rising won’t let them quit! Spoiler: we obviously tell them to quit.  We’ll be back with SZN 7 once Mercury Rx comes to a close just in time for spooky szn!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster.  This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon of August. Lot’s happening!! During this week’s ‘sex ed’ segment we dive into the descendant, the place on your birth chart that gives you a glimpse into what you seek from relationships and what you’re attracted to. We discuss platonic vs. romantic relationships during ‘hot topic’ and close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is at a crossroads between leveling up in their corporate career or pushing their relationship to the next level. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster and discuss the New Moon in Leo and the start of Virgo season! For this week’s Sex Ed lesson we discuss Mercury through the signs and how each placement approaches conversations around sex and hookups. As always we give some advice for each sign on how to best approach these conversations and best communicate their needs. During Hot Topic we discuss intimacy, intimacy in friendships vs. romantic relationships and what intimacy means to us. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is in a multi-year flirtationship with a 45 YEAR OLD MAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS, who is also their coworker…you already know our thoughts.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.