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In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. Benny talks about almost getting arrested for DUI, and Dave made up a song about it. The hit single on our next (first) album, Leaning on my for Taurus, waiting on a DUI. One listener liked it so much he couldn't stop singing it. What could go wrong? Law enforcement stories from a former cop. Poor Jefrey Dahmer, nobody ever invited him to the neighborhood BBQ. Cbird met John Bobbit once. What if a neighbor had let their hungry dog out to pee at the exact moment Lorena Bobbit was doing the hotdog toss? Things could have turned out entirely different. Who actually picked it up? If you were the EMT on the scene, would you have applied the tourniquet or just handed it to the peckerless wonder and told him to do it himself? Benny and Dave brainstorm on good names for girls, Oblivia, Genetalia, and Excretia were the crowd favorites. You think Rocky Mountain Oysters are gross, have you ever heard of Prison Oysters? Me either, but I spoke them into existence. Yum Yum .... vomit. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. San Francisco has more cases of gonorrhea than monkey pox. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Cbird LOVES Rocky Mountain Oysters! Dave shares his cure for the hiccups. When it comes to good all american comfort food, do you prefer Spamburger helper or Strokenoff? Growing up in the 80's and the shit that was acceptable ....def would not fly today. Doorbell ditch, bags of dog shit in a burning paper bag, and BB gun fights. We would all be in jail today. Ahhhh the good wholesome sport of pumpkin tossing. The higher the building the louder the splay. A pumpkin off a 7 story building sounds like an M-80. Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

In this episode: we are joined by Benny Boom Boom from Boston. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) Scott is Angela's favorite, and she felt the need to me and Cbird that. San Francisco is turning into a poo covered slip - n - slide. Honeyanne busts out some amazing dark poetry. We discuss TikTok videos of a day at the shooting range gone wrong. Robo cop in San Francisco - San Francisco has a fleet of intimidating robots whose main purpose is to harass the homeless and get them to move away from the shops that pay the "beat robot" Will police be replaced by these cheaper non racist militarized C3PO's? The robots can tell you to leave the area, are equipped with bright lights, a siren, and pepper spray, and weigh over 500lbs. Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.4.22 part 2 of 4 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

In this episode: Part 1 of 4 taken from our 6.4.22 show Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) 62 live listeners left 107 messages. Scott and Dave pretend to be old farts reminiscing on the good 'ol days. Abortion jokes - What do you call a flock of abortions ..... tune in to find out. Vics Vapor Rub does NOT make good lubricant. Beef Curtains - My favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant is broccoli beef curtains .... yummy yum yum. And the winner of the depressing poetry contest is ... ? How do you know when you win a depressing poetry contest? Tune in to find out. Ethyl Merman sings the blues. We are "special" but not in a short bus kinda way.  Thanks for listening, check out our merch store. All proceeds go to improving our (Scotts) equipment. TRKQOC 6.4.22 part 1 of 4 The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

Do they ship mail order brides in a box? If so, I hope they poke air holes in it. I really want a Ukrainian mail order bride, but I guess I could settle for a Russian bride. Maybe I can start a reality show about the process of trying to find a mail order bride called My Ukrainian Bride? Can you tell Amazon your mail order bride never arrived and get another one for the same price? Scott has a racist cat. Cbird has the giggles and just can’t stop. God help me! Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Stereo are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos Link to More of My Content https://1drv.ms/w/s!An39_-tw4s0djCxLyA7PQIjWQeRp?e=272mNb --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

Cbirds friend shit her pants at Disneyland on acid, talk about a bad trip.  Winny The Poo, if he wasn’t wearing a shirt it wouldn’t be so weird.  According to the interweb the best place to find a mail order bride is in a war-torn country.... go figure. One day I will come home from work and my Ukrainian bride will be doing laundry in the toilet. Maybe my new Ukrainian bride will tun our toilet into a Kool Aid dispenser. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 2 of 3 The Real Kings and Queen of Stereo are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

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Dave has been ordained. Now he needs to start a church ...perhaps The Church of Ukranian Salvation, so I can find a Ukrainian bride. It’s a small world at Disneyland would make people want to commit suicide. I'm sure it has happened before if not a tourist than an employee after listening to that damn It’s A Small World song 4000 times. Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) TRKQOC 6.5.22 part 1 The Real Kings and Queen of Stereo are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Stereo www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message

Merch Store - Thats Absurd | Dv8 by Dave Smith (creator-spring.com) The Real Kings and Queen of Stereo are Queen "C" Bird, Dr Scott O'Neil, and me, Dave Smith. Cbird and Scott are two of the funniest people I have ever met. We have great chemistry and listeners asked us to do a weekly show. So here we are giving the people what they asked for, a completely random stream of consciousness comedy radio show to help you (and us) forget that the world is going to hell in a handbasket for a moment. Sometimes hilarious, always offensive. Nothing is off limits. We are completely unscripted, off the cuff and from the dome. If you don’t like swearing, you should probably avoid us like the plague. This podcast is taken from our LIVE shows on the Stereo app, where we are the funniest show going (according to listeners). Tune in to our live shows on the Stereo app, every Saturday night at 9pm pst. Just like a radio show where listeners can leave messages that we play on the show. Links below. Cbird: Lunger, boozebag, questionable morals, bringer of shame to her family, and possibly the greatest idiot savant of a generation. Scott: Toxic robot, city destroying peace maker, and an artist Dave: Aspiring voice actor, and editing slave of the podcast. Somehow my sober ass can tolerate these shenanigans. See more of our content or tune into live shows with links below Stereo app for live and recorded podcasts Our Youtube Channel The Real Kings and Queen of Comedy - YouTube Dave Smith www.stereo.com/andanotherthing Instagram Dave Smith (@andanotherthingwithdave) • Instagram photos and videos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/absurdcomedy/message