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This one will chap ya! Hannibal Recktor puts some gloss on lip stories for Rhett Wayne, Shae Vercooter and the Research Department. 

Oral Roberts serves up six gruesome stories for Dick Bush, the Research Department, and a special guest!

Avast and Merry Christmas, ye pukes! As a result of another mutiny, Main Guy 2.0 (Whet Fart) commandeers the Captain's chair and holds Clem Chowder, Phil Hole, and the Research Department hostage while he talks about all the scary equipment he works on. #AIDS #ATV #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #boiler #butcher #california #careerday #comedy #computercrash #crude #crushed #dark #fermilier #fuckinidiot #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #joystick #kansas #mature #morbid #multipletakes #ohio #oncall #osha #pointzeroonefive #pottymouths #press #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #utah #vulgar Please shoot us a rating and review wherever you listen. Help keep the flashing lights on by supporting us at www.patreon.com/employee1Follow us on Facebook at employee1podcastFollow us on Instagram at @employee1podcastSend all hate mail to [email protected] some shirts at www.bonfire.com/store/employee1podcast

During the government shutdown, while OSHA took some time off, Main Guy Juan Tutreefor was busy excluding “model” and “serial” from his searches to find a number of stories featuring numbers. There were ten stories to begin with, but Deep State (or our old friend from India) had other ideas. This Guy (Tyler Nall), That Guy (Harry Snailtrail), the Research Department and live audience member F****n' Tom had to count down to the bitter end. Por favor, disfruta!

The Grand Wizard saddles up, lights his torch and riles up the ignorant mob with fiery rhetoric about race! The mob includes Peter Winkler, Avin Ashag, and the Research Department.  This one is so controversial, the Deep State kept crashing our computer! Categories include: BusCar Golf CartFaceTireTree

Happy Halloween, free-feeders! This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web. Host Jerry Atric pulls some random strands from his ass and weaves tales designed to snare the attention of Pud Huff, Dildo Swaggins, and the Research Department. Categories include: AirBallBackboneDickHeadManifoldSpray patreon.com/employee1 bonfire.com/store/employee1podcast instagram.com/employee1podcast facebook.com/employee1podcast

After suckling another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially spit out the pink part. Maybe. Six well-rounded stores about breasts are bouncing your direction! (It could'a been seven, but you’re apparently not on our Patreon $5 tier) #bigbopper #breastpump #california #kennyloggins #mammogram #pinch #pissbreak #pollockjokes #poke #stripped #tejas #truckdick #whichguy #windshield

Things are still a bit nipply here in Pink Eye Studios. Boyle Dribblins pulls his mouth off the teat long enough to tell Pa Blo, Huge Snuts, and the Research Department eight stories about milk.

Trick or Teat! Dusky Areola gets Emilio Earhardt, Buster Cornholer, and the Research Department all perked up. This one’s about all kinds of nipples. #kentuckyjelly #blowjob #environmental #sawzall #stanchion #impaled #freon #muppet #thrown #mud #spider #Texas #pop #FarrahFawcett #hanoijane #barbarella #duranduran #accident #osha #schadenfreude #dark #blackhumor #beer #belching #crude #comedy #gallowshumor #mature #morbid #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #tasteless #vulgar

After an extended period of “pre-gaming” we finally got around to the Main Event. Dean Keystink, Stu Pedaso, Lenny Dykefister, and the Research Department land on the RECORD button. In total there were 4-hours of drunken blather before, during, and after this mess and this is all Main Guy could salvage for an episode. Categories include: A KiteAshBackwardCould’a Been AInTundish #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #blowjob #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #vulgar #lemmysmole #belalugosisdad #shitfaced #drunk #ozzy #wisconsin #dado #donorcycle #kickback #alabama #molten #burns #moisture #unhinged #georgia #hornse #marielboatlift

Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers! DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!

Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department. Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .

Shit gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories: BerriesCherryCherry PickerCitrusFruit and NutFruit and VeggiesGrape

For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.

For being named after something usually found in your shorts, this one runs a bit long. Sigmund Floyd regales Raoul Pud, Phil Hermuff, and the Research Department with tales of stopping short, and leaving a mark.