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Big Scotty won a cruise prize. Unfortunately, the prize was authority. Tom Scharpling returns as Big Scotty, the bane of Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock’s existence and the proud winner of the Hawk Rock Cruise’s “Security Barracks.” With Big Scotty and Abe serving as the ship’s entire security team, enjoying the Southwest’s premium rock cruise means following Big Scotty’s rules. Whisp Turlington and Geoff get the briefing. Sponsored by Sharney’s, Like a Rock Climbing Gym, O Neal Advertising and HR Puttintutts. Tom Scharpling is the host of The Best Show, co-host of Double Threat, and the author of It Never Ends. His television writing credits include Monk and What We Do in the Shadows. With his partner, Julia Vickerman, he is opening a rescue dog cafe and immersive art space in downtown Los Angeles. Find out more here: https://www.hellostrangefriend.com/ Originally released September 4, 2023. 108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station. Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com. Tell your friends. Big Scotty will decide whether they can board. Help keep the damn station running. Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

98.6 The Squirt has fired everybody and gone automated. Now Jason Gore is back at 108.9 The Hawk, asking Whisp and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock for another chance. Can he win back their trust? And how quickly can they send him to a miserable remote? Meanwhile, Big Truck hauls the performers from Kraftwerk Pizza down the Steely Dan Expressway, the boys ask whether Waymo is God, and “Goofs, Spoofs or Troofs” returns with rules nobody understands. Spirit Halloween lands a defense contract, the airport cell phone lot elects a leader, and a library dog’s publishing deal threatens Geoff’s literary ambitions. Plus: Schlarb, the rideshare service that promises never to use GPS, and a very special Old Oyster Day at Food Gulch. Support Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station and get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk More Hawk, merch, and the Rock Battalion: https://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emergency Drummer with Matt Moskovciak | 108.9 The Hawk It's Halloween in Val Verde. The goblins are tearing heads off, the Warren Zevon werewolves are furious about their haircuts, and KLOWNHUNTER needs an emergency drummer. Matt Moskovciak (Above Average, The Bilderbergers, Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru) joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock as Phil Inn, the world's preeminent emergency drummer. He's filled in for rock royalty since the 1960s. Tonight, he's filling in for KLOWNHUNTER. The hosts keep telling him he might die. Apparently, that's just a stock phrase. Also: Giuseppe's Haunted Italian restaurant, the brutal logistics of a "diarrhea gig," Mick Jagger's skinwalker workout regimen, and a rescue attempt by a man who insists you can call him "Batman." After the broadcast, Jason, Geoff, and Matt talk sketch comedy, UCB, Roy "Nickels" Orbison, and playing Jeff Beck's guitars at Jan Hammer's house. Find Matt: https://www.mattmoskovciak.com https://www.mattanddru.com Listen to Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru wherever you get podcasts. 108.9 The Hawk: Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station. https://www.1089thehawk.com SUPPORT THE HAWK AND LISTEN AD FREE: Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, for $5 a month: https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

UFO should have been huge. Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock present an entire live album’s worth of evidence. On this edition of Hawk Rock Talk: Classic Albums, the guys dig into UFO’s classic live album, “Strangers in the Night,” a record packed with Michael Schenker’s melodic guitar work, Phil Mogg’s killer vocals, everything brilliant that was Pete Way, and songs that should have been permanent fixtures on classic rock radio. “Doctor Doctor,” “Rock Bottom”: come on, people. Along the way: the greatest live-album debate, the gamble of Hipgnosis album covers, the studio work behind supposedly live records in the seventies, UFO’s Spinal Tap connection, and Jason’s proposal to replace the podcast with a Strangers in the Night tribute band. Geoff anticipates overwhelming enthusiasm from their wives. Hawk Rock Talk is the rock music companion podcast to 108.9 The Hawk, the comedy podcast about a fictional classic rock radio station. Listen, watch, and join the Rock Battalion: https://www.1089thehawk.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawk Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes, on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: The Val Verde Guide to Influencing with Jamie Loftus Whisp and Geoff have spent their lives influencing people through terrestrial radio. Now somebody says they need a TikTok account. Jamie Loftus joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock as Mackenzie Mackenzie, feminist icon and social media guru, to teach Val Verde’s radio veterans how to become influencers. Topics include TikTok, Truth Social, avoiding the Val Verde Police Department’s tasers and the very real dangers of free chicken wings. Plus: Clumpsy, Val Verde’s 420-friendly feline; Channel 8++’s adult animated series ASSDOG; and a Def Leppard ticket giveaway. Listen for the sounder. From 2025. Sponsored by Val Verde Records’ “Songs From the 70’s & 80’s That Have Been Ruined by Being in Movies and Documentaries About Vietnam” and John Cougar Summercamp. Jamie Loftus is a comedian, writer and author known for Sixteenth Minute (of Fame), The Bechdel Cast and Raw Dog. Originally released April 14, 2025. 108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station. Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com. Tell your friends. That’s influencing. Help keep the damn station running. Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This AI CEO Wants Your Water with Gil Ozeri Val Verde has too much water. Thankfully, a billionaire has arrived to take it. Gil Ozeri returns for his second appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as Sario Marlon, CEO of Graft AI, with plans for a ten-million-square-foot data center near the Woodstock ’99 Simulation and the children’s hospital. He’s promising jobs, lower taxes, and a bright future for every resident who survives it. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock meet Graft’s AI assistant Stephanie, explore a Del Taco sponsorship, and open the phone lines to name the new facility. There’s also glowing wastewater, an AI film and art festival, and two suspiciously agreeable replacements for your favorite morning hosts. Sario’s publicist would really appreciate it if everyone stopped asking questions. Plus: Sabrina’s Carpenters, Tired John, Booger’s House of Chill Repute, and a Hawk Interview with Gil about making comedy while Hollywood crumbles, social media algorithms, Good Science, and his Silly Gilly improv show at Largo. Gil Ozeri is a comedian, actor, writer, and producer whose credits include Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Happy Endings, and #blackAF. He co-hosts Good Science with Anthony Atamanuik. Listen to more 108.9 The Hawk: https://www.1089thehawk.com Follow Gil: https://www.instagram.com/tallgilozeri/ Gil’s website: https://gilozeri.com Watch Good Science: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSciencePodcast GET 108.9 THE HAWK AD FREE ON PATREON. Support the station, skip the ads, and get bonus Hawk content at https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: The Fastest Guitarists in the World with Rekha Shankar Behind every great guitarist is a great surgeon. Apparently. Rekha Shankar returns as Dr. Sheila Hands, the world’s only guitar surgeon, to explain how rock legends become shredding legends. Who’s had work done? Who got extra fingers? Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock have questions. Plus: classic rock trivia, Val Verde’s sandworm crisis, Reba McEntire and the mysterious distribution of Tom Cochrane’s bones. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries, Flenderson’s Horse Bags, Channel 8’s Crypt of the Eyeless Horde and Rock Dolls. Rekha Shankar is a comedian, writer and performer known for Dropout’s Smartypants, Grand Crew and Digman! Originally released October 21, 2024. 108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station. Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com. Tell your friends. They deserve extra fingers, too. Help keep the damn station running. Get 108.9 The Hawk AD FREE, plus bonus episodes and more, at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are giving away a satchel of Crowes, the erectile dysfunction pills from The Black Crowes. To win, caller 24 has to identify whether a Black Crowes song is a cover or an original. The phones work. Almost nothing else does. Also on the broadcast: Vince Neil's five-alarm pizza deal, a marathon of mystery VHS tapes, Steve's Discount Concrete's Bury Your Past Community Day, and a round of What's That Sound? with the only contestant available: Geoff. 108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station. New broadcasts every Monday. GET 108.9 THE HAWK AD FREE ON PATREON. Support the station, skip the ads, and get bonus Hawk content at https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bob Seger Clown Vortex Whisp Turlington has been against the wind since 1975. Unfortunately, that wind has carried him directly into the Bob Seger Clown Vortex. On this broadcast: Bob Seger abandons rock for experimental clown comedy, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock investigates why his $50 paycheck bounced, Christine McVie operates a private Talbots in her basement, Farmer Dan returns from Sedona, and Whisp becomes trapped inside the number-one-rated Bob Seger Morning Show. PLUS: Good Rock Facts, the Bob Seger System, mouth clowning, a mechanical eagle at Valmart, and the most disturbing performance of “Shakedown” ever attempted. 108.9 The Hawk is Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station. Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Moonman From Maine with John Hodgman Originally released March 11, 2024. The Geoff and Whisp Show salutes the brave men and women who have escaped the Earth. Legendary Val Verde space hero Charley “Clunk” Bottoms, played by John Hodgman, lands inside the Rock & Roll RV to promote his explosive new memoir, Moonman From Maine. Clunk reveals the secrets of space travel, explains his place in Val Verde history and provides evidence that America’s astronaut-selection process may need additional oversight. Also on this broadcast: • Art Spart explains why Creedence Clearwater Revival is responsible for the rain • Shartlesburg elects a new mayor • Whisp previews the new rock coming to 108.9 The Hawk • Val Verde salutes its greatest space heroes Keep The Transmitter Powered Listen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Willy Crystal Show with Anthony Atamanuik For the first time ever, 108.9 The Hawk gives its full airtime to its sister station. Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show, 30 Rock, What We Do In The Shadows) returns as conservative radio legend Willy Crystal for a complete broadcast of The Willy Crystal Show on Valley Newsradio 8888. Willy welcomes Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock to discuss multidimensional travel, the Stargate hidden in the Strait of Hormuz, alternate versions of Who’s the Boss?, the cultural importance of Becker, and his illegally manufactured miniature Bill Clinton. Plus: Willy's producer Cranston, armed raccoons, rolling-backpack legislation, Sideways Al Gore, the Night Butcher and a live reading from Little Bill Clinton. Anthony Atamanuik is the co-host of Good Science: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-science/id1896816092 Listen to every episode at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: A Rolling Stone Restaurant with Paul Scheer Originally released April 7, 2025. The Hard Rock Cafe Val Verde has a new owner, a new concept and almost no legitimate connection to the Rolling Stones. Flip Turley, played by Paul Scheer, visits the Rock & Roll RV to unveil his completely unauthorized Rolling Stones restaurant. Come for the Stones-themed meals. Stay for the specially shaped urinals and Flip’s extremely distant connection to Ronnie Wood. Also on this broadcast: • Geoff and Whisp examine Eric Clapton’s unnecessary remakes • The Popcorn Ghost returns • Flip explains his vision for the future of rock-based dining • A surprise guest enters the Rock & Roll RV Guest starring Paul Scheer from How Did This Get Made?, Dark Web, Unspooled, Black Monday and The League. Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips and Channel 8’s Bloody Well Right! Keep The Transmitter Powered Listen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Definitive Unflappable List of Pink Floyd Records Every magazine, website or podcast has ranked the Pink Floyd catalog. Every one of those rankings is wrong. Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock separately ranked all 15 Pink Floyd studio albums, then entered a brutal negotiation to create one final, legally binding list. No live albums. Only the studio half of Ummagumma. No appeals. Along the way, Jason defends the Pink Floyd album he bought at a midnight release, Geoff attacks a beloved record almost immediately, Roger Waters climbs directly into his own ass, David Gilmour records from a boat, and the guys confront the horrifying possibility that classic rock radio may have ruined several legitimately great albums. Which record is the definitive Pink Floyd masterpiece? Which one belongs at the bottom? How much can nostalgia distort a man’s judgment? And does matching an album with 2001: A Space Odyssey automatically make it better? The final ranking cannot be disputed. It is definitive. It is unflappable. If you disagree, you are flapping and we've already stated, NO FLAPPING ALLOWED. Val Verde is a no flap zone! Hawk Rock Talk is hosted by Geoff Garlock and Jason Gore. Listen to everything from 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station and get bonus shows, episodes a week early, Behind the Commercials, and more at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Subscribe to The Hawk newsletter at 1089thehawk.substack.com. Follow 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever fine classic rock radio is illegally transmitted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CLASSIC HAWK: Mayor Lee Roth Indicted with Bobby Moynihan  It's Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of the greatest Hawk moments in Val Verde history! Looking for a place to start with 108.9 The Hawk? Start here! Originally released November 4, 2024. Mayor Lee Roth has been indicted, and the one and only Bobby Moynihan has arrived at the Rock & Roll RV. Bobby and the newly indicted mayor went to high school together, setting the stage for an emotional reunion between two men who remember adolescence very differently.  Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Bobby compete to determine who can deliver the greatest Winston Churchill impression in radio history. Also on this broadcast: • Bobby and Whisp trade stories about working at rival New York radio stations • Art Spart reports live from the traffic nightmare surrounding DivorceCon • Eric Clapton begins appearing in commercials for Flappers • Drugmore puts out its Valentine’s Day candy months early Guest Starring: Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live, Hoppers, Mr. Mayor, DuckTales, Who Me? and LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy) Keep The Transmitter Powered Listen to every episode of 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Watch full broadcasts and clips at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Tell your friends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Former Intern Hates Us with Sally Ann Hall Comedian Sally Ann Hall returns to 108.9 The Hawk more than 20 years after serving as the station’s “best intern in the biz.” Unfortunately, Sally Ann remembers the internship very differently than Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock. She recalls ordering three lunches every day, being forbidden from eating any of them, getting pelted with cottage cheese, surviving Good Charlotte’s tapioca cannon and enduring an incident involving Peter Cetera and a floor meatball. Whisp and Geoff agree that this may warrant an apology. Whether she receives one is another matter. Sally Ann also discusses her new Comedy Dynamics comedy special, Dead Wife Pretty, attempts to give away tickets to her own show and dominates a round of “Sounds That Celebrities Make.” Then Art Spart introduces his new traffic intern, Party Ball, whose professional interests appear to have very little to do with traffic. Also in this broadcast: Geoff presents the definitive ranking of every Red Hot Chili Peppers member, Whisp terrorizes Val Verde’s worst Foreigner tribute band, Queef’s Bowling suffers a devastating mechanical failure and the station issues an urgent warning about Val Verde’s murderous ice cream man. 108.9 The Hawk. Val Verde's second favorite classic rock radio station. How You Can Support The GD HAWK. Every episode lives at 1089thehawk.com. Support The Hawk at patreon.com/1089thehawk. Tell your friends. We can’t afford billboards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.