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Escape, Pt. II / Wrong Turn 3.5: The Flat Tire Lois and Clark take a little couples getaway, but instead find themselves taken hostage by a blue Kryptonite cult disguised as a normal amish-type of town. The town's leader, Joseph, is determined to fulfill their annual ritual by using Lois as a sacrifice because she refused to eat their dinner. Meanwhile, the Alexander clone is aging rapidly (shout out to Emily and Evan!) into the Lex we all remember. Tess is determined to find a cure since she is running out of money to throw weekly birthday parties. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

What took you so long? Lois gets possessed by an Egyptian goddess named Isis, real classic Smallville plot line, who is needing to resurrect her husband Osiris. Nope, it's not Black Adam like it should be but who cares? Not us, that's for sure. Oliver starts acting a little more douchey, so Tess calls him out on it. Clark respects that and wants to be bros with Tess. Clark decides to finally come out of the closet to Lois. The last ten minutes of this episode is a pure masterpiece 3 As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!

IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON FROM THE PAST. Smallville's 200th episode, a high school reunion, "A Clark-mas Carol", and a barn dance scene. What more could you want? Lois wants to cheer up Clark by bringing him back to high school so she can feel popular. Brainiac comes back from the 31st Century to teach Clark a few lessons while being sexier than ever. Oliver compares himself to J.F.K. when dealing with the repercussions of taking his hero identity public. James Marsters returns to make his first and final appearance as DC Comics original character Brainiac/Brainiac 5. Greg Donella makes a surprise return, and final appearance, as season one villain Greg Arkin, a.k.a. Bug-Boy. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

The Return of Kara Zor-El and BDSM Darkness has now invaded Metropolis, with hero-bashing radio host Gordon Godfrey being its first [perverted] victim. Kara makes a very public and over-the-top return as a new superhero, and tells Clark he's a terrible son that's been disowned by Jor-El. Lois goes undercover to expose Godfrey's dark side (wink-wink). Oliver, still depressed over Chloe's absence, wrestles with a very big decision (no, not hookers). Laura Vandervoort returns as DC Comics original character Kara Zor-El, a.k.a. Supergirl. Michael Daingerfield (Sausage Party, Dreamcatcher) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Gordon Godfrey. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

YOUR DRAW. Since Lois chose Africa over love, Clark has to deal with his new partner at the Daily Planet: Cat Grant. Too bad they have to deal with a country-loving assassin. Carter Hall checks in on Lois as a favor to Clark, but makes a move?! Chloe is missing and it's driving Oliver CRAZY...horny. Tess is somehow better as Clark's sidekick than his villain. Keri Lynn Pratt (Drive Me Crazy) makes her first appearance as DC Comics original character Cat Grant. Michael Shanks (Stargate, Saving Hope) returns as DC Comics original character Carter Hall, a.k.a. Hawkman. Bradley Stryker (Untamed, Magazine Dreams) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Deadshot. Jessica Parker Kennedy (Black Sails, The Flash) returns as DC Comics original character Bette San Souci, a.k.a. Plastique. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

NEW YEAR. NEW SEASON. SAME IDIOTS. Clark has a near-death experience after his fight with Zod, and guess what? Jor-El wishes he actually died. Lois is wondering if Clark is better than Africa. Tess gets the worst Two-Face origin story. Lex has a bunch of clones. Some random guy is torturing Oliver. Yo, wait, is that Jon Kent? Daddy? As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

The South Boston Mall sucks. We cap off our Friday Film streak with a terrible Christmas TV movie starring the WONDERFUL Laura Vandervoort, a.k.a. Kara Zor-El. Hop on this sleigh ride to get your sexy Santa at your local shopping mall. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

HEY BUDDY, EYES UP HERE! In celebration of crossing over 200 episodes, we give you our very own Two Nerdy Idiots review of James Gunn's Superman. Another reason is that Taylor is really wanting to avoid starting season ten LOL. A huge thank you to our Emmy award-winner, JR a.k.a. OG Peace, for returning to make this special event a reality. An even BIGGER thank you to all of our fans for all the continued support, love/hate and amazing jokes these last four years. This one is for you! You can also find this video on our YouTube channel, or you can click HERE (if the hyperlink works, hehe). As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

FIIIILLLMMMM FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thought you were getting Smallville? Yeah right. It's time to give Erica Durance some screen time! Please join us in the best review of this terrible sequel and laugh with us on its downfall. Is it good? No. Is it bad? Absolutely. Are we having fun? OHH YESSSSS. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

The infamous 9th season has OFFICIALLY ended The Two Nerdy Idiots continue the tradition of the end-of-season award show, with most of the same categories and some new ones. We give thanks and huge shout outs this week to our fans who continue to participate and make the show so fun. Also, Taylor decided to become a dictator this time around, but no worries because he can't pronounce "telepathy"! As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Farewell General Zod, you were quite the idiot! Clark now has the Book of Rao, but only to find out it will teleport every Kryptonian to their "paradise" world to start fresh. Since that includes Clark, he decides to lead his people to their new lives and has to say goodbye to his loved ones. Chloe gets pissed, Oliver doesn't care, and Lois gets told she needs to pick Africa over love. BUT, before Clark can do anything, Zod and his Kandorians begin committing gang violence across the globe because that's how you take over the world (apparently). Britt Irvin, Michael Shanks and Alaina Huffman all return as DC Comics original characters Courtney Whitmore ("Stargirl"), Carter Hall ("Hawkman") and Dinah Lance ("Black Canary"), respectively. Phil Morris and Lee Thompson Young make their final appearances as DC Comics original characters John Jones (“Martian Manhunter”) and Victor Stone (“Cyborg”), respectively. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Perry Pt. II: I'm Banging Clark's Mom The farm gets a surprise visit from Martha Kent while Clark and Lois are figuring out their "break-up" and unemployment situation. On top of that, Martha brings Perry White and Lois couldn't be more excited to work with a legend on their hot new story: The Red Queen. Maxwell Lord returns and kidnaps Tess in order to track down the Book of Rao, which Chloe is also trying to find but is doing a terrible job. Annette O'Toole (Virgin River, Superman III) makes her return as DC Comics original character Martha Kent. Michael McKean (Better Call Saul, This is Spinal Tap) returns as DC Comics original character Perry White. Gil Bellows (Chucky, The Shawshank Redemption) returns as DC Comics original character Maxwell Lord. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Smallville Presents: Lockdown, Pt. II Chloe and Tess, a.k.a. the twins, get locked inside of Watchtower together (mmm, kinky). Stuart is back as a completely different character who now works for Checkmate. Zod continues to betray his own people by abandoning them. Clark tries to help a pregnant Faora, but Checkmate gets in the way. Oliver gets a sick new chest tattoo, courtesy of Zod. Pam Grier (Jackie Brown, The L Word) makes her final appearance as DC Comics original character Amanda Waller. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Clark Kent v The Blur: Who does Lois love more? Lois and Clark get their jobs pitted against one another by the Daily Planet's new editor-in-chief. Ex-D.A. Ray the NutSacks is out of prison and ready for his revenge on Lois and The Blur. Chloe, a.k.a. Watchtower, is practically useless nowadays. Lois basically admits that The Blur is more important than her boyfriend. Checkmate makes a return with their new black king and he is, in fact, NOT black. Gil Bellows (Chucky, The Shawshank Redemption) makes his first appearance as DC Comics original character Maxwell Lord. As always, enjoy the show and LEAVE THOSE FIVE STARS!

Metallo, Pt. II: Clark & Zod Forever 3 Thanks to Tess, John Corben is back and with a new upgrade: The Nice Guy Enhancer. Chloe tracks down Tess' lab for Clark, but little do they know that it's filled with red Kryptonite. Once Clark, or our favorite "Kal", is infected he falls in love with Zod because of his superpowers and takes him to the fortress to meet daddy. Meanwhile, Lois tries to get John out of the state and Chloe and Tess realize they are best friends/twins. Brian Austin Green (Beverly Hills 90210) returns for his last special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.