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252 episodes
Language
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Two Nerdy IdiotsExplicit
Yes
Date created
2021/12/03
Latest episode
2026/10/21
Average duration
106 min.
Release period
8 days
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Two Nerdy Idiots take fans and listeners on a fun and ridiculous ride to review every episode of the hit DC Comics television show Smallville. Theme Song: Save Me by Remy Zero Follow us on Twitter: @SomebodySave_Me Episodes also available on Youtube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora and all other available streaming platforms. Contact: [email protected] DISCLAIMER: We do not own nor do we pretend to own any music or videos that are played during the episodes. We mean only to review and discuss these episodes fairly and provide quality entertainment. All trademarks and copyrights are the property of their respective owner(s).
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#11.9 - Valkyrie [Special Two]
2026/10/21
Damn Africa, what happened?
We don't know who requested this storyline, but boy it's quite bad! :D
We follow Lois to Africa for a reporting assignment on the "Angel of the Plateau", who just so happens to be the notorious Lana Lang. Lana shows us how she "saves" children and eats poop soup on a daily basis. That all comes to an end once the local factions hire an American mercenary: John Corben, a.k.a. Metallo.
As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!
#11.8 - Argo, Iss. I & II
2026/10/15
What do you get when you cross the 31st Century with a Dead Baby God myth?
We're on to the next storyline and it starts with Booster Gold. But guess what? It doesn't end there. Booster and C.K. take a nice trip to the 31st Century to find New Krypton at war with EarthGov (terrible name). Wait, there's more! Not only is there a political war, but the stupid Legion (except Brainiac, ily) and Kara Zor-El make a return along with the corpse of Clone Faora.
Enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!
Justice League: War (2014) - Review
2026/10/09
You can call us the Super Seven.
Time for another Film Friday! Join us in reviewing DC's New 52-inspired Justice League origin story. The superheroes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Shazam and Cyborg all come together to fight the arrival of Darkseid.
As always, enjoy the show and leave those FIVE STARS!
#11.7 - Haunted, Iss. III & IV
2026/09/30
Black Racer versus...White Racer...?
We get back to the rest of our Haunted storyline with an ultimate Speed Force fight. Clark and Bart reach out for some help from the Golden Age man himself: Jay Garrick. Emil hooks C.K. up with one of the best Superman suits to ever exist. The two blonde idiots, Chloe and Ollie, find out their Earth-2 counterparts are even worse. Tess becomes the new Cortana.
#11.6 - Effigy [Special One]
2026/09/23
Smallville's Civil War: Greens vs Whites
Welcome to the tales of Batman and Martian Manhunter. Join us in learning that Batman could potentially be racist, but no more racist than the new White Martian in town. The new dynamic duo investigates the mysterious alien and their intentions, while also working out feelings of prejudice by sharing their origin stories with each other. On a more positive note: Alfred is a pretty chill guy!
#11.5 - Haunted, Iss. I & II
2026/09/15
First, they were guys being dudes. Now it's bros being amigos.
Bart, a.k.a. Impulse, is back and faster than ever because now he has a Speed Force demon haunting him (*cough* Black Flash *cough*). After a trip to Mexico and some Amigo races, Clark tries to help Bart solve this speed demon problem. Meanwhile, Lex is trying to reverse psychology Tess in his own mind and Oliver appears to care more about his baby than the woman carrying it (yes, we're talking about Chloe).
This episode covers Season 11's Haunted storyline, chapters one through six.
#11.4 - Detective, Iss. III & IV
2026/09/09
Superman/Batman: The Sons of Marthas
After a visit to the fattest man himself, Toyman, we get the worst team-up of all time with Mr. Freeze and Prankster. Batman saves Superman's life with the power of artificial sunshine and friendship. Lois and Barbara, a.k.a. Nightwing, also team up but in a super hot way. Oliver is still useless until Chloe tells him she's pregnant. Lex and Tess have an intimate talk?
This episode covers the last six chapters of season eleven's Detective storyline.
#11.3 - Detective, Iss. I & II
2026/09/01
Joe Chill? More like Joe Mama!
Smallville's version of Batman and Nightwing brawl with our C.K. and Ollie. Lex and Bruce Wayne bond over a billionaire lunch at Ace of Clubs. Superman and Batman team-up to track down Bruno "Ugly" Manheim and Joe Chill. Tess is sending nudes to Oliver through Lex's sleepwalking.
This episode covers the first six chapters of season eleven's storyline: Detective.
#11.2 - Guardian, Iss. III & IV
2026/08/19
Clark & Lex 5ever 3
We continue with our Reading Rainbow edition of season eleven by finishing off the last six chapters of Smallville's "Guardian" storyline.
The story gives us their very own Cyborg Superman and it's quite bad! We confirm General Sam Lane actually has dementia, or he's just psychotic. Lois and Clark continue to have adorable moments together. Tess is still lingering inside Lex and the Queen-Sullivans are absolute morons.
As always, enjoy the show and leave those SIX STARS!
#11.1 - Guardian, Iss. I & II
2026/08/12
Smallville: The Reading Rainbow Edition
The beginning of the very end of our show... SEASON ELEVEN! Join us in starting this beautiful read-along of the season eleven comics. As always, LEAVE FIVE STARS! Or maybe six stars if it's possible :)
The Series Awards, Pt. II
2026/08/05
You're the G.O.A.T. to our W.O.A.T.
The official punctuation mark to the infamous award shows. Once again, can't thank the fans enough for getting us all the way here. So many awards, so many disagreements, so many tears and perverted jokes. Join us in part two of the last awards episode dedicated to the entire series of Smallville.
LEAVE THE FIVE STARS DAMMIT!
The Series Awards, Pt. I
2026/07/29
The G.O.A.T. and The W.O.A.T.
With all ten seasons being finished, it's time to vote for the best and worst of ALL TIME. Way too many categories, as it should be, so we decided to make this a two part episode. Once again, thank you to all the fans and the lovely nominations!
As always, enjoy the start of our final award show and GIVE US THOSE FIVE STARS!
Sorority Boys (2002) - Review
2026/07/18
K.O.K. vs D.O.G.: The Tales of Boo-La
Three major frat boys are kicked out of their fraternity for embezzlement. In order to prove their innocence they have to infiltrate the frat house in the worst disguises possible - sorority girls.
Michael Rosenbaum, Barry Watson and Harland Williams star as the three main characters Adam, Dave and Doofer.
Btw, this is Taylor's new favorite movie.
Season Ten Awards
2026/07/09
The Final Season Award Show
Our end-of-season tradition continues with the season ten awards. Per usual, we vote for our best and worst moments of the season.
If you're still here we love you and, also, hate you 3 Thank you to everyone for continuing to participate. If you're listening on Spotify make sure to vote on this episode's poll!
As always, enjoy the show and leave those TEN STARS!
My Horrible Year! (2001) - Review
2026/07/03
More like the LEAST horrible year
No better way to end a series than with a Showtime children's special starring Allison Mack. One could say this is a prequel to Smallville, others would say it's an Eric Stoltz masterpiece. It's neither!
Join us in reviewing a story by Nic Faulkner, who claims the worst year of her life was the year she had braces, got a boyfriend, gets a car built up by her dad, and sets up her two best friends to fall in love. Shout out Bret Hart and chickenpox!
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Ataner2000 2025/07/22
5 Stars for the 2 Nerdy Idiots
5 stars for Joseph & Taylor
5 stars for Taylor & Megan
5 stars for Lois & Clark
5 stars for Jimmy the hero RIP
You guys are hilariously funny .
I...
Rawky11 2024/05/29
Great listen
Smallville is my all time favorite show. Love the mystery science theatre presentation of the two nerds going through every episode and talking in dep...
Jojorosefatunicorns 2024/05/08
🐬
Why does Joseph’s laugh sound like a broken spray bottle?
Odevin27 2024/04/20
Amazing pod
Love the pod binged to Season 4 so far after listening to blank had to go back and listen! Loved the high Clark angle even after watching it since I w...
Tnek89 2024/02/05
Lazy
Guys don’t know what they’re talking about. Five minutes in and they’ve been wrong about two major things.
IownT 2023/07/11
Megan is great. 5 stars.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
coolguy 2010 2023/06/06
Each episode gets better and better
Love it guys
Fiumefenice 2022/09/29
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You guys are too funny. So many things to laugh about. The continuous 14 year old joke that isn’t actually a joke. The Jonathan thing. The Chloe havin...
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