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2021/12/16
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2026/10/02
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand
2026/10/02
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent Second Sons protest on Aboriginal territory sparking a national outrage, a tech startup testing experimental medicine on disembodied but functioning human brains, and Candace Owens’ secret lesbian past uncovered. After speaking on the implications of torturing a fly inside of an AI space built from that fly’s mind, they review the book “Global Calvinism: Conversion and Commerce in the Dutch Empire, 1600-1800” by Charles H. Parker. This dives into the history of the Durch mercantile empire and its symbiotic relation to the projection of Calvinism wherever it set foot. Did Divine Cash Providence assist in the conversion of foreign tribes? Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes sits across Quebec Nationalist and Co-founder of Nomos TV, Alexandre Cormier-Denis. They discuss the historic vitality of Quebec identity in the larger Canadian enterprise and whether there can be substantial collaboration between the Anglo and Franco cores of Canadian identity. Timestamps: 00:21 – Second Sons Hold “Got Bones?” Native Reserve Protest 09:31 – Sacrificing Thousands of Students for One to Learn Cursive 11:22 – BREAKING: Candace Owens is a Secret Lesbian 16:30 - Rap About How Candace Owens is “Mrs. Eat P***y In Japan” 19:46 – Candace Owens is the Anthony Soprano of Lesbianism 22:59 – Judas and Dimes Appreciate Children Asking Awful Questions 26:37 – Science is Testing Drugs on Alive and Disembodied Human Brains 35:12 – They Built an AI Torture Space Modeled Off the Brain of a Fly 40:33 – The Right Are the Only Ones who Have a Mental Model of Technology 50:09 – FleshSimulator Made an Ant-Gangstalkijng Security Company 1:13:47 – “Event 201” and “Cyber Polygon” Predictions from 2021 Revisited 1:30:38 – Bulls Only Know How to Behave in Texas (Never Running Stores) 1:34:32 – “Global Calvinism” Discussion Begins 2:04:33 – Alexandre Cormier-Denis Interview Begins
Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub
2026/09/18
Dimes and Judas discuss the conclusion of the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial, the fraudulent online legacy of Reasonable Blackman, and the epidemic of mob violence in Africa over alleged shouldercheck penis theft. After dissecting the recent controversy over artificial intelligence going rogue and destroying humanity, they review the book “The Reckoning: Financial Accountability and the Rise and Fall of Nations” by Jacob Soll. This tracks the history of double-entry bookkeeping across Europe and makes the argument that empires survive through financial transparency and the evolution of the very concept of accountability. Timestamps: 00:36 – Indian Mayoral Candidate for Winnipeg is an Illiterate Horndog 03:05 – What are the Dynamics of Wheelchair Rape (We Must Retire Rape) 12:00 – Indians Have Never Seen Their Own Reflection 13:46 – Lindsay Clancy Trial Recap: Reasonable Blackman Saves the White Race? 26:06 – There is No Minimum Sentence for Infanticide in Canada 30:26 – The Fraudulent History of Medieval Europe’s “Reasonable Blackman” 36:07 – Social Distancing to Avoid Accidental Genital Theft in Africa 42:26 – Never Wash Your Hands After Using the Washroom 43:10 – Blood $atellite Show News 50:32 – It’s Impossible to Imagine an Indian in a Field 51:45 – Anthropic Whistleblower Claims AI Will Kill Us In A Few Years 1:25:31 – “The Reckoning” Review Begins
Ay Tone4CERN Not for Nothin but this Feels Like Biocalvinism
2026/09/04
Dimes and Judas give a debrief of DomCon 2026, discuss the emergence of AI vibe viruses, and describe in vivid detail a video of Congo Dandies. After dissecting a recent claim by Curtis Yarvin that anything that strengthens the state – even an anarchotyrannical one – is Right Wing, they review the book “Money and the Early Greek Mind: Homer, Philosophy, Tragedy” by Richard Seaford. This book associates the development of both philosophy and science to the innovation of a novel type of currency, one that revolutionized the relationship between transactions and divine authority. Timestamps: 00:18 – Saving the Rind of 2026 Fruit 02:13 – Buying a Ticket for the Thrill of Buying a Ticket 03:07 – Having 2 Empty Chairs at a Wedding Representing the WTC 05:23 – DomCon26 Debrief 43:08 – Congo Dandies Theater of the Mind 52:08 – Dads Raising Liars in the Rain 57:32 – What is an AI Vibe Virus? 1:02:27 – Is Data Center Water usage Overestimated? 1:06:22 – Curtis Varvin Defending Flock Cameras and Elite Theorist Capture 1:16:12- I Only Have the Endless Slaughter That’s In Front Of Me 1:20:13 – “Money and the Early Greek Mind” Review Begins
I'm a Big Proponent of Gentlemen I Regret to Inform You That Sir An Infinity George Foid Has Hit The World Trade Center
2026/08/21
Dimes and Judas discuss the exposure and death of disgraced black professor Jason Arday, the debate between Andrew Wilson and Candace Owens over the conspiracies surrounding Charlie Kirk’s murder, and New York Mayor Mamdani speaking Chinese. After exploring the flabbergasting cult generated by child murderer Lindsay Clancy, they review the book “The European Guilds: An Economic Analysis” by Sheilagh Ogilvie. Written from the perspective of a free market feminist, this otherwise insightful study traverses several centuries of data pulled from across Europe to investigates how the entire spectrum of guilds operated to both the benefit and detriment of the populace. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with author C.A Bond, a fixture of an earlier era of dissident thought whose books "Nemesis" and "Themis" propose an interpretation of Elite Theory apart from what people are commonly exposed to. Timestamps: 00:19 – Humiliation Fetish Avril Lavigne 03:08 – Why No Episode You Assholes? 05:36 – Boomers Think They Invented Mason Jars 07:21 – Wives Killing Their Husbands With Cheeky Bread 10:42 – Candace Owens vs. Andrew Wilson Debate on Charlie Kirk 22:30 – “White Horse Outside the Shape Store” song 26:13 – Mayor Mamdani is Speakin a Lil Chinee 30:45 – Jews Pickled Their Way Out of Another Humdinger with Mamdani 40:00 – AI Will Never Get Human Rights and will be Tortured by 90% of People 53:57 – The Incomprehensible Riots of Miracle Idiot Jason Arday 1:16:30 – The Postpartum Death Cult of Lindsay Clancy 1:39:10- “The European Guilds” Review Begins 1:16:41 – CA Bond Interview Begins
Is There Heaven For a Foyim Off the Cob?
2026/07/31
Dimes and Judas discuss Indians flooding AI platforms with CSAM trickery, the rise of cootermogger Savanna Cannon, and a recap of the Shiloh Hendrix trial. After investigating a woman who is birthing the highest-IQ gene selected embryo available, they review the book “Truth & Method” by Hans-Georg Gadamer. Proposing the concept of “philosophical hermeneutics,” it mounts a defense of prejudice and tradition in the larger study of intersubjective communication, making a case that truth is not created through dialectical conflict. Lastly, this edition of The Copepranos Society collects 2 rousing speeches from the April Event, the first delivered by The Ferryman’s Toll and the second by Dr. Ricardo Duchesne. Timestamps: 00:31 – Aggravating Skynet with Impossible Watch Questions to Die First 01:51 – Dimeses Sopranos Dream 07:33 – Judas is Having Another Judasdaughter 17:59 – Indians Are Using AI for CSAM So Much It’s Impacting Google Searches 21:50 – A Research Study on Never Talking to Indians 31:28 – Going Back in Time to Teach Ancestors How to Get Away With Crime 37:56 – The Russian Nesting Doll of Grift That Summoned Savanna Cannon 43:52 -Should Aristocrats Learn to Farm Turnips and Have Multiple Secret Families? 34:53 – Revisiting the Shiloh Hendrix Trial for the First Time 1:01:44 – Sexual Interpretation of Silent Hill 2 is Completely Made Up 1:04:52 – People Be Believin Too Many Sex Facts 1:05:50 – Judas’ Brother Knows 2 Much Goblin Lore 1:13:13 – Woman Gene Selects for Highest IQ Embryo: A Review 1:27:47 – “Truth & Method” Discussion Begins 1:31:20 – The Hermeneutical Cycle 1:39:07 – Thinking About Understanding Of Thinking 1:44:23 – Rehabilitating Prejudice 1:48:04 – Aesthetics and Play and Living Forever 2:03:10 – Ferryman’s Toll Speech Begins 2:18:50 – Dr. Ricardo Duchesne Speech Begins
Indian in a Cowboy Hat vs. Cannibal Muslim Frasier = Agency War
2026/07/17
Dimes and Judas discuss Lindsay Graham’s sudden gay death, the falling fertility of the Left, and a man paying spousal support for a vacation home hack. After diving into the Bishnoi Networking – the latest Indian gang plaguing Canada – they review the book “The Conflict of Interpretations: Essays in Hermeneutics” by Paul Ricoeur. They continue their exploration of hermeneutics looking at the purpose of interpretation, the ambition to understand history, and the nature of truth itself. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Randy Hillier, former Ontario MPP and founder of the No More Lockdowns movement, primarily on his advocacy during the Covid years and his ongoing legal persecution at the hands of the Canadian state. Timestamps: 00:24 – The Delicopter 04:49 – It’s Hilarious Guantanamo Bay is Still Around 07:489 – Wife Leaving You for a Black Guy vs. A Whiter Guy 13:52 – Joke-Rassic Park 15:31 – Lindsay Graham is Dead and Gay in Ukraine 24:29 – Birthrate Decline Driven by Left Wing Infertility 32:18 – Every Dead Right Wing Child Could Get a Statue 34:21 – Judas Doesn’t Get Jackass 38:19 – Canadian Wildfires Once Again Punishing America 40:28 – Rich Man Legally Ordered to Provide Spousal Support to Non-Spouse 46:30 – SenatHER Regan 48:59 – We Made AI Bots of Blood $atellite and Its Esteemed Hosts 59:48 – Jay Dyer Fumbling Nominalism for Boomers 1:03:07 –I Ain’t Afraid of no The Bishnoi Network 1:14:52 – Remembering the Treatment of Muslims Immediately Following 9/11 1:27:05 – “The Conflict of Interpretations” Review Begins 1:34:03 – What is Hermeneutics? 1:45:34 – The Blinding Foundation of Understanding 1:48:38 - What is Dasein? 1:58:15 – The Purpose of Interpretation 2:00:17 – Randy Hillier Interview Begins
Bustin' Trvkedeau
2026/07/03
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent puzzling attempted mass shooting in Montreal, Trump resolving the gender discourse while losing on every other conceivable issue, and the civilizational catastrophe of no air conditioning in Europe. After exploring whether or not Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of African children, they review the book “The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge” by Jean-François Lyotard. They explain the effect postmodernism has on processing information and, most importantly, how the marketplace of ideas has distanced us from what “knowledge” actually is. While attacking universal narratives they are forced to reconcile what narratives actually are. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Ernst J. van Zyl (AKA Conscious Caracal) the Head of Public Relations at AfriForum and popular creator focusing on South African Politics. They discuss the history of AfriForum, the broader Solidarity movement, and what lessons can be learned from South Africa, a country ahead of the curve when it comes to anarchotyranny and racial conflict. Timestamps: 00:18 – Reddit Moment Where Boomer Blames Conservative Fascism for Dating 03:33 – Leftists are calling Racists Jewish 09:17 – The Civilizational Controversy of Having Air Conditioning 17:45 – Keeping the Marriage Spicy by Sending Fake Junk Mail to the Wife 22:51 – Judas Made the Episode Late Because of Indian Canada Day 26:54 – Dimes is Befriending Frogs and Judas is Befriending Trees 32:46 – Was the Montreal Incel Pornhub Shooting an Op? 44:12 – Luigi Mangione is Pleading Anxiety in Court 43:11 – Karl Marx was the First Virgin 44:01 – Elon Musk Slashed USAID and is Being Accused of Genocide 49:48 – Marc Andreesen on Joe Rogan Justifying a New Security Panopticon 54:22 – The “Come On” Prosecution 57:55 – Trump Solves the Gender Discourse and Loses on Birthright Citizenship 1:09:08 – Dimes has been Watching The Newsroom 1:24:30 – “The Postmodern Condition” Review Begins 2:00:12 – Conscious Caracal Interview Begins
Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper
2026/06/19
Dimes and Judas discuss the race riots in Belfast associated with a Sudanese man attempting to behead someone in public, thrilling conclusion to America’s Non-War with Iran, and Indians believing White names are porn titles. After an extensive discussion on the Rape Gang Inquiry Report released by Restore Britain, they review the book “Identity and Control: How Social Formations Emerge” by Harrison C. White. A foundational text in network sociology, it seeks to explain how identities – especially in the modern era – form due to conflict and social uncertainty as a form of control. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes is interviewed by Rebecca Hargraves to primarily discuss “How to Make a Canadian People" but get sidetracked by Canadian identity and being a parent. Timestamps: 00:22 – Diarrhea in a Sensory Deprivation Tank 09:41 – Angry Nazi Leader in the Chat May have Been a Bot 18:22 – Indians Think Porn Titles are White Names 22:10 – Iran Won the War Against America with No Survivors 31:40 – Race Riots in Belfast Responding to Sudanese Attempted Beheading 43:03 – Indian Women Smoked Out of Ireland + Black Indian Rap 46:03 – “The Rape Gang Inquiry Report” Discussion 51:51 – Encountering People Who Want To Remove Islam from the Analysis 1:21:23 – Finding a Genre of Every Type of Bitch to be a Propagandist 1:31:11 – Judas is Vindicated in Hate 1:33:43 – Alzheimer’s Dimes Dies by Suicide by Cop 1:36:15 – “Identity & Control” Discussion Begins 1:39:45 – How Identities Emerge Relationally in Modernity 1:44:00 – Peter Thiel and Elites Defined Through Internal Dynamism 1:47:23 – Becoming a Slave to a Single identity 1:48:47 – Types of Social Interaction 1:55:23 – Concepts of Identity Changed Alongside What Knowledge Is 1:58:40 – The 5 Senses of Identity 2:03:40 – Social Networks Connected Through Narratives 2:06:13 – Ancient People Cannot Even Comprehend Friendship or Sacrifice 2:11:45 – Rebecca Hargraves Interview Begins
How Would you Feel if you Didn't (Generational Penis Game) (Waisian Gattaca) This Morning?
2026/06/05
Dimes and Judas discuss AI hitting blue collar trades, the murder of Henry Nowak by Indian Liars, and barely avoiding a big circus filled with monsters. After sharing a story of how the pedophilia discourse finally hitting homeless schizos, they review the second volume of Whitney Webb’s “One Nation Under Blackmail.” This explores the obscured rise of Jeffrey Epstein and establishes his relationship with both intelligence agencies and wealthy Zionists, placing him within the much older system described in the previous book. How does this all fit together? Now you can know for real! Lastly, on this episode of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to the J Burden Show to discuss his short film “How to Make a Canadian People.” Timestamps: 00:18 – George Foid 01:54 – Dimes Corrects the Record on Data Centers 06:17 – The Sequel to the Backrooms Starring Bacca Roomenstein 09:37 – Bourgeois Prison vs. Proletarian Concentration Camp 14:13 – Kool Aid Pineapples Sweeping the Hood 16:53 – Dimes Encountered a Nightmare Circus 18:37- Animals Prefer Zoos Over Africa 22:17 – Dimes Accused of Being a Top 500 Pedophile by Schizo Heya Hoya 30:15 – Anarchotyranny Groid Slop 35:24 – They’re Hiring People to Immediate Make Their AI Replacements 39:50 – White Collar Cog Jobs vs. Blue Collar Cog Jobs vs. AI 52:18 – The Murder of Henry Nowak by the Coward Vickrum Digwa 1:23:55 – “One Nation Under Blackmail Vol. 2” Review Begins 1:27:06 – How Jewish was Jeffrey Epstein and How Very Was It? 1:30:40 – The Murky History of Jeffrey Epstein 1:35:54 – Les Wexner’s Sphere of Influence 1:46:21 – Confirmation of Epstein’s Connection to Military Intelligence 1:53:20 – Ghislaine Maxwell Pimped Out by Robert Maxwell 1:57:35 – Ghislaine Swings from Her Murdered Father to Epstein 2:04:02 – What Caused the Downfall of Epstein? 2:10:38 – J Burden Interview Begins
The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest
2026/05/22
Note: this episode had extremely poor audio for Dimes. It was able to be restored with AI but there will be some inconsistences. Dimes and Judas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of massive datacenters, the puzzling return of Peepee Poopoo Man, and the chud teenagers who shot a Hitler Muslim in the Terrorism Mosque. After glancing at the developing story of the White Rosa Parks – Chud the Builder – as he fights for his life in court, they build into a review of the book “One Nation Under Blackmail” Volume 1” by Whitney Webb. This first volume follows the Epstein Scandal all the way to the dawn of the 20th century, explaining how the relationship between intelligence agencies and organized crime first formed, how they overlap with international banks, and how the marketplace for recorded sexual blackmail gathered popularity. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with Upper Canadian Cavalier, an expert on Canadian politics viewed through the lens of Ontario, specifically targeting the Conservative Party of Canada and how they operate internally. Timestamps: 00:18 – How Dimes Got Electrocuted 08:11 – Indian + Indian Buddy Cop Movie: Why? 10:20 – Judas Inhabits a Utopian Yard On Accident 12:00 – The Discussion of Data Centers 30:54 - The Peepee Poopoo Man Returns (to molest!) 37:11 – “Escape from Incel Island” Review 42:48 – 2026 San Diego Mosque Shooting 59:00 – Chud the Builder Arrested for Shooting 1:11:33 – “One Nation Under Blackmail: Volume 1” Review Begins 1:18:07 – The Story Beyond Child Sex Trafficking 1:22:45 – Was Epstein Owned by American Intelligence? 1:24:17 – How Jewish Was This Conspiracy? 1:28:03 – The Early Days of Government Intelligence Working with Organized Crime 1:32:41 – The Overlap Between the New Underworld and Financial Institutions 1:28:25 – Samuel Bronfman and the Development of the Blackmail Market 1:45:32 – The Mega Group, Sonneborn Institute, and Zionist Financing 1:55:54 – The Profumo Affair and the Value of Affairs 1:59:00 – Robert Maxwell and his sexual tool Ghislaine 2:05:05 – Being Present in Rooms With Important People 2:11:55 – Upper Canadian Cavalier Interview Begins
The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot
2026/05/08
Dimes and Judas discuss a JPMorgan analyst making an outrageously false sexual assault claim against his girlboss, the inept Indian truck driver responsible for the Humboldt Broncos crash avoiding deportation, and the alleged Carney Pivot restoring Canadian sovereignty. After accounting the recent coordination of Age Verification laws being pushed across the Western world, they review the book “Secret Wars: Covert Conflict in International Politics” by Austin Carson. The book explains the ways powerful states covertly participate in foreign wars, how these secretly conduct these secret conflicts, and the logic behind keeping the public unaware. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes returns to The J. Burden Show to discuss a series of unrelated and incoherent topics as he completely forgets to promote his documentary “How to Make a Canadian People.” It’s very enjoyable though. Timestamps: 00:18 - George Floyd is Alive and Wears a Dress Rap 02:27 – Dimes Sexually Assaulting Studio Execs as a Giant Spider 04:25 – Hulk Bogan 05:24 - Aleksandr Dugin Crashes Out Against White People 17:00 – They Don’t Know What Diabetes Is 22:26 – JPMorgan Indian Analyst Invents Outrageous Sexual Assault Claim 26:43 – Bank Chads Already Viagra Their Own Drinks 32:35 – The Inability for Non-Whites to Bully Their Own Publicly 38:03 – We Should #MeToo Harambe Oprah 39:07 – Court Defers Deportation of Humboldt Broncos Crash Perpetrator 46:55 – Investigating the Carney Pivot 1:00:00 – The Gradient of Radicalism 01:01:57 – Deep Dive into the Groups Pushing Age Verification Laws 01:19:07 – Trump Keeps Not Caring About Being Assassinated 01:21:24 – Blood $atellite Show News 01:23:34 – “Secret Wars” Review Begins 01:27:32 – War Escalation Constrained Since WW2 01:33:22 – The Secret Transactional Nature of War 01:44:12 – The Urgency to Keep Public perception Under Control 01:46:23 – Trump Rips the Stage Curtain Away 01:48:55 – The Korean War 01:54:44 – The Ominous Backstage of the Ukraine War 01:59:54 – Cyberweapons and Cyberattacks 02:03:23 – J. Burden Interview Begins
Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism
2026/04/24
Dimes and Judas recap The April Event recently held in Toronto, discuss Infowars being taken over by The Onion, and the Pragmata pdophilia accusations. After exploring Kash Patel’s FBI issuing indictments on the SPLC for infiltrating Far Right groups, they switch lanes to review “Spy Schools: How the CIA, FBI, and Foreign Intelligence Secretly Exploit America's Universities” by Daniel Golden. The book explains how government intelligence units both foreign and domestic have infiltrated America’s top schools to steal intellectual property and recruit students to become spies. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Max Genest, a Canadian independent journalist who has confronted politicians on their advocacy of mass migration and other corruptions. Timestamps: 00:24 – Companies using AI to Negotiate Salaries Down with Absolute Authority 05:00 – Looking Forward to Eternal Darkness 06:14 – Judas Drops Plum Tree Knowledge (Dimes Alarmed!) 08:05 – Young Plants Named After What Weapon They Can Be Used As 09:14 – April Event Recap 36:06 – Discussing “How to Make a Canadian People” 41:44 – The Onion Takes Over Infowars, Tim Heidecker In Charge 51:39 – “Pragmata” Video Game Pedophilia Accusations 1:18:43 – Leftists Are Accusing Everyone of Being Pedophiles 1:22:07 – Kash Patel’s FBI Attacking the SPLC over Subversion of Far-Right Groups 1:34:24 – “Spy Schools” Review Begins 1:43:11 – The Case of Liu Ruopeng and Project 111 1:48:21 – Targeting Marginalized Professors and Traitors 1:54:16 – How to Recruit Academic Spies 1:56:52 – The CIA Infiltrating Academia 2:00:59 – The FBI Infiltrating Academia 2:08:04 – Max Genest Interview Begins*
The Schismatic Bogdanoff Mormons Agree With Me That There's a Shape to this Dealspace
2026/04/10
Dimes and Judas discuss the latest civilization-ending accusations surrounding the newly-admitted War in Iraq, Chinese villagers eating what they believe to be dragon bones, and Kristi Noem’s bimbofication pervert husband putting the woke away. After dissecting the story of Australia’s most decorated soldier Ben Roberts-Smith being jailed for alleged war crimes, they review the book “By Way of Deception: The Making and Unmaking of a Mossad Officer” by Victor Ostrovsky. The author recounts his life story as a Canadian recruited into Israel’s intelligence network, how he was trained, and Israel’s secret opinion of the rest of the world contrasted against that of the CIA. Lastly, on this edition of Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Cast Iron, a former insider from the world of Antifa who provides an alternative view of their structure, motivations, and financial ecosystem. Timestamps: 00:30 – Dimes is the Main Character of the Penis Casino 05:19 – “Paul Kaiser Says the Russian People are Mad At Morb” 07:32 – Dimes Stepped in some Sex in Marriage Discourse 09:13 – Chair Wife K-Pop Song 20:07 – Lifehack: Pigblooding Your Wife 23:07 – South Koreans EXIST (Not From One Egg) 26:26 – Donald Trump Wants to Destroy Bastard Iran 34:31 – The “Secret Wars” Theory of Constrained Backroom Warfare 40:43 – Dissident MAGA Says America Won and can Fight the Not-War Forever 49:52 – The Dems Must Run a Gay White Man to Not Be Continually Beaten 53:20 Chinese Villagers Ate Dinosaur Bones They Believed to be Dragons 1:03:22 – Kristi Noem’s Husband is a Bimbofication Pervert 1:13:02 - Ben Roberts-Smith Arrested for War Crimes in Australia 1:23:30 – Jeremy Mackenzie Loses his Defamation Lawsuit Against Ezra Levant 1:32:24 – Blood $atellite Show News (Paywall Show, Event) 1:35:09 – “By Way of Deception” Review Begins 1:42:42 – The Israeli Mindset Guiding Mossad 1:47:21 – Canada has the Highest Number of Israeli Spies 1:51:00 – Life as a Katsa 1:54:11 – How to Evade Being Followed 1:56:40 – Setting up Business and Economic Ties Internationally 1:59:55 – How to Recruit into Mossad 2:01:40 – Is Mossad the Horniest Intelligence Agency? 2:09:07 – Cast Iron Interview Begins
An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game
2026/03/27
Dimes and Judas discuss the sudden and inexplicable rise of Professor Jiang, the recent Louis Theroux documentary on the Redpill Manosphere, and the popularity of Fractional White-Collar Work. Somewhere after opining on whether video games can be considered art. They then review the autobiography “White Nggers of America” by Pierre Vallières, a notorious leader of the FLQ. In it he explores his life story, his radical Marxist worldview, and his general disgust towards the people of Quebec. Timestamps: 00:30 – Bringing Multiple Presents to a Child Birthday Party is Terrorism 03:28 – We’ve Never Started a Random War 07:11 – A Disjointed Advertisement for Winners, Just For Men! 13:36 – Barbers Should Be Able to Trim Drapes and do Scalp Surgery 15:43 – Calling Aboriginals “Not a Serious People” 20:17 – RCMP Releases “Native Extremism Program” Files 23:15 – Explaining Fractional Executives 32:24 – Imposter Syndrome Fury and N-Poster Syndrome 34:11 – Every Job is a Woman’s Job, Including Floydjobs 37:04 – “A Diner Goth Girl in a Penisless World” song 41:04 – Can Videogames Be Art? 45:11 – Joe Biden Was Opening the Ark of the Covenant for 4 Years 52:01 – Judas is Playing “Deer Arrester” 53:36 – Exploring the History of Professor Jiang 1:13:07 – Discussing “Louis Theroux: Inside The Manosphere” 1:40:02 – “White Nggers of America” Review Begins 1:43:55 – Marxists Make Assertions as Confessions 1:45:43 – Vallières’ Resentment Towards the People of Quebec 1:49:08 – What Makes a Double Dirty Ngger 1:52:18 – The History of the People of Quebec Against the British and Americans 1:59:40 – Antagonism Towards his Own Family and Tradespeople 2:06:56 – The Persistence of Quebec Separatism Despite the FLQ
There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards
2026/03/13
Dimes and Judas assess the recent developments in the 2026 Israeli-Iranian War, the death of hack fraud groundhog Wiarton Willie, and the controversy surrounding Canada’s new anti-hate bill C-9. After exploring the limitations of shippable microfactories, they review the book “October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” by William Tetley. Here a liberal journalist recounts his experiences during the fall of the Quebec separatist group Front de libération du Québec in 1970 after a decade of kidnappings, bombings, and murder. It is contrasted against the IRA in Ireland and explores how this Marxist revolutionary group collapsed far more spectacularly. Timestamps: 00:45 – Figuring Out what Lent is to Give it Up 03:21 – What Happens when a Cat Gets Dementia? 07:30 – Wiarton Willie the Weather Groundhog has Died 13:10 – New Anti-Hate Bill C-9 Being Fast tracked 22:24 – Israeli-Iranian War: Fog of Narratives 32:57 – Saudi Arabia is Paying Influencers to Lose Their Minds 38:35 – Did Iraq Mindrape Everyone? 40:41 – Trump Says Wars Can be Fought Forever Actually 44:17 – The 50 Year Plot to Expand Israeli Territory 48:57 – Glenn Beck Created a George Washington AI to Ask Him About Iran 56:55 – Dueling Perspectives: John Carter vs. Cameron Macgregor 1:05:05 – Discussing The Plot to Create Greater Israel with Aryan Muslim Communist 1:20:43 – Ending the Chinese Machine Age 1:32:09 – Are Shippable Microfactories the Future? 1:38:59: “The October Crisis, 1970: An Insider’s View” Review Begins

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