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2026/02/06
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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World
2026/02/06
Dimes and Judas discuss the generational crashout of Elijah Schaffer, the downfall of the latest Virginwhore Sarah Stock, and the latest round of Epstein Documents implicating some surprising individuals. They then segue into a review of the book “Maximum Canada: Toward a Country of 100 Million” by Doug Saunders. This explores the reasoning behind the Century Initiative and the goal of getting Canada’s population to at least 100 million, largely through immigration but otherwise in the interest of creating an economic base to stand apart from America. Does this plan make sense? Listen now dummy!
Timestamps:
07:29 – Nickles Likes Africans Because He Likes Evil Skeletons
10:31 – Judas’ Kids Are Getting Into Pokemon Scamworld
16:25 – Starring in the Immortal Technique Song and Going “As If”
18:27 – Elijah Schaffer Blows his Life Up Over Drugs and Affairsex
43:40 – Millions of Jeffrey Epstein Documents Released
54:42 – Trump Wants People to Move On From Everything
1:02:20 – Far Right Content Creators Met with Jeffrey Epstein
1:16:59 – Blood $atellite Show News
1:25:00 – “Maximum Canada” Review Begins
1:31:40 – It is Difficult for Canada to Retain Talent and Support Entrepreneurs
1:37:31 - Did Americans Always Populate Canada?
1:40:29 – The Minimizing Vision of Canada
1:51:07 – The White Canada Policy
1:54:29 – Sheer Numbers Does Not Lead to Prosperity
2:01:15 – The Spiritual Revolution of Shitlib Eugenics
BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?
2026/01/30
Dimes and Judas run through a list of recent events that could spell the total collapse of Canada. Invasion, implosion, financial collapse, Being Even More Chinese, what do the next 3 years hold? Is this a cope session or savage grabass?
They will also discuss Iran being a stargate and women with Erika Kirk Syndrome. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Myth of the 20th Century with friend of the show StormyWaters to discuss Canadian History, Venezuela being conquered by America, and the logic driving America integrating Greenland.
Stream begins at 13:08
YEAR OF THE CRASH IN
2026/01/16
Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways.
Timestamps:
00:41 – The Death of Scott Adams and Reading His Death Letter
12:37 – Fondly Remembering the Alzheimer’s Funny Papers
15:03 – Imagining the Perfect Bed Death
18:52 – Renee Good was Shot by an ICE Agent
34:49 – Defending Social Humiliation
43:06 – Canadians Lose Access to Real Estate Funds to Avoid Run on Bank
48:27 – Global Margin Call Part 3: Sell Everything!
1:07:33 – Judas Goes Long on Silver and Tungsten
1:10:59 – Fraud is Eugenic
1:14:41 – Dimeswife Watches Star Wars for the First Time
1:16:38 – Discussing Fallout Season 2
1:20:13 – “Good Intentions Gone Bad” and the Failure of Reconciliation
1:22:11 – “Canada in Ten Maps” Review Begins
1:26:51 – The Vikings Discover Canada
1:30:26 – The Adventures of Fools Gold Kidnapper Jacques Cartier
1:35:54 – The Adventures of Kingslayer Samuel de Champlain
1:47:00 – Pierre-Esprit Radisson and the Founding of Hudson Bay Company
1:53:22 – Matonabbee and Hearn: Losing Wives and Humiliating Lewis and Clark
Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
2026/01/09
Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more!
Timestamps:
02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes
05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending)
10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt?
13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory
15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario
18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right
23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction
1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation
1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class
1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets
1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins
2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins
BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme
2026/01/02
Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release.
Stream begins at 9:40.
6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics
2025/12/19
Dimes and Judas discuss two recent shootings, the Hannukah massacre in Bondi and the Brown University incident involving the leader of the campus Republicans, especially as it pertains to relations with Muslims in the West. After investigating the practice of Izzat in caste-based Indian culture, they conduct a review of two books relating to Canadian sovereignty: “The Vanishing Country” by Me Hurtig and “Freedom Wears a Crown” by John Farthing. Attacking the problem from opposing directions, the former is a Liberal’s perspective on how democracy can flourish, with the latter being a defense of monarchism and a treatise against individual liberty as a unifying system. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes joins Fortissax for an appearance on The Nautical Chronicle exploring the legacy and popular conceptions of the War of 1812 from the perspective of modern-day Canadians vs. the American host.
Timestamps:
00:42 – No More Tony Soprano Wet Mouth
02:13 – The Jelq Store Called...
05:12 – The Atlantean Root of the Word Buddy
06:31 – Catholic Rayp Romaine-O
07:48 – Taking the Wojak Test
11:56 – The Elon Musk Million Dollar “Wow”
15:32 – How to Launder Political Money From Yellowstone Conservatives
22:25 – The Bruce Willis Curse of Being a Grifter
27:02 – Getting Women Out of the Workforce by Making them All Prostitutes
29:52 – The Bondi Shooting vs. The Brown Shooting
39:00 – Debating the Muslim Question with Multipolar Nazis
53:30 – Choosing a Side Between America vs. Venezuela
57:40 – Adolf Hitler Desiring Germany’s Destruction to Hurt ZOG
1:01:32 – Explaining Izzat and the White Hatred of Playing Business Games
1:19:25 – Blood $atellite Event News
1:22:22 – “The Vanishing Country” and “Freedom Wears a Crown” Reviews Begin
1:26:17 – Brian Mulroney Selling Out Canada to International Interests
1:27:45 – Defining “The Radical Right” as Libertarian Capitalists
1:31:03 – American Social Spending vs. Chinese Social Spending
1:34:44 – Canadian Identity Defined by Bureaucratic Globalism
1:40:28 – Be More Boldly Confident About Asinine Novelty Takes
1:46:36 – Social Order vs. Liberty
1:50:30 – The Elizabethan Age as the Model for a Perfect Society
1:58:46 – A Government Defined by the Good Life Instead of Happiness
2:09:17 – The Nautical Chronicle Interview Begins
BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy
2025/12/12
After a shocking hiatus, Blood $atellite returns to discuss the secret Native American roots of Islam and a very special edition of "Lauren Southern: BITCH WATCH!" Then on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with the prolific Devon Stack (Blackpilled) to engage in a pop quiz on the most optimistic strategies to fix society and how they are either misguided or doomed.
Stream begins at 09:09.
Time is a PAWG Circle
2025/11/14
Dimes and Judas discuss a recent glowing exposé from the Canadian Anti Hate Network, more Epstein email links that implicate Trump, and the epidemic of contractors charging too much for home renovations. Then after speaking on the slow normalization of chemtrail disclosure, they begin their review of “Silent Surrender: The Multinational Corporation in Canada” by Kari Levitt. Written in the 1970s, it explores the economic war between Canada and the United States in the form of corporate takeovers and the surrender of sovereignty through the branch plant system, largely driven by forces within Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Morgoth on the topics of technocratic conspiracies, the fakeness of modern design, and the epidemic of Muslim grooming gangs terrorizing Europe.
Timestamps:
00:18 – Short Man Who Hates Getting Erections
02:46 – Dimes doesn’t Want Appointment Prayers
05:29 – New Epstein Email Leaks
09:12 – The Diddy Controversy is Uninteresting Because of Black Whores
14:58 – Judge Holden Was Retardmaxxing
17:39 – Are Renovation Contractors Charging Too Much?
32:49 – Judas Called In to Repair Chinese Penis Flattening Machines Sold by Dimes
35:23 – Adult Women Are Playing Hobby Horse Competitions
41:41 – Mini Movie Kcorner: Frankenstein (2025)
52:48 – CAHN Infiltrates “Exiles of the Golden Dawn” Event
1:07:02 – Legitimizing the Discourse Surrounding Chemtrails
1:16:03 – Peasant Brain and Political Talismans
1:26:51 – “Silent Surrender” Review Begins
1:33:17 – The Multinational Corporation is Antithetical to Canadian Political Economic
1:39:17 – The Avro Arrow Revisited
1:41:31 – Foreign Investment from Anywhere Threaten Sovereignty
1:50:47 – Corporations Can Only Be Matched At Scale
1:48:14 – The Loss of R&D Assures Subservience
2:00:22 – Corporations have Declared War on Nationalism
2:05:16 – Morgoth Interview Begins
I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax
2025/11/07
Dimes and Judas discuss Canada passing a Bill that allows unlimited unrestricted chain migration, the consequences of Third World Communist Mamdani achieving the mandate of the people to rule New York City, and the recent sweeping land claim victory of Aboriginals in British Columbia that may put private homeowners on the street. After providing an overview of the wealth of untapped natural resources held hostage by the ineptest political apparatus on Earth, they begin a review of “The Fight for Canada: Four Centuries of Resistance to American Expansionism” by David Orchard. This book recounts the long history of American Manifest Destiny into Canada and the many attempts to control the North both militarily and politically, shining a light on the causes of Anti-Americanism that persist to this day. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we showcase the latest episode of “Do You Even Read” featuring Dimes and The Prudetialist, reviewing “The Hour of Decision” by Oswald Spengler. His last published work shortly before his death, Spengler presents a sobering analysis of the global revolutionary threats facing Europe and, from the vantage point of a pre-WW2 world, the consequences of allowing these revolutions to succeed.
Timestamps:
00:18 – Getting No Respect at the Gay Ngger Factory
01:57 – Halloween, Potty Training, and Child Defiance
11:50 – Having a Real Christmas Style Wife
14:37 – The Intense Frustration of Unplanned Early Childbirth
25:33 – Liberals and NDP pass Bill C-3 Allowing Unrestricted Chain Migration
29:30 – Chief Bachman Turner Overdrive
30:01 – BC’s Cowichan Tribes Land Claim Victory
38:52 – The Ring of Fire and the Future War Over Rare Earth Metals in Canada
48:05 – Canada Will Not Permit Even Civic Nationalism
52:28 – Zoran Mamdani Elected as Mayor of New York City
1:13:33 – Dimes Becoming a Cheney Revisionist or No Discernable Reason
1:16:46 – Indians Cannot Handle More Than One Zero At Once
1:17:11 – Blood $atellite Show News
1:21:39 – “The Fight for Canada” Review Begins
1:23:54 – What is a Loyalist?
1:29:10 – Attacking Quebec and the Various Expulsions of the Acadians
1:32:19 – Losing the Ohio Valley
1:36:15 – Do we Blame America or the Canadian Political Class?
1:43:58 – American Political Agitators and Annexation Advocates
1:46:22 – The Treaty of Paris
1:48:08 – The War of 1812
1:51:38 – Repeal of the Corn Laws and American Economic Expansionism
1:57:30 – Continental Anglo Unification for the Express Purpose of Defeating the French
2:00:10 – The Continental Union League
2:05:10 – “Do You Even Read: The Hour of Decision” Begins**
BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism
2025/10/31
Dimes and Judas discuss Erin O'Toole at war with Canadian Nationalism, the Sad Cult of Robotheism, a report by RAND about the future of Chinese/American relations, and lastly a test of how the average radical might engage rhetorically with a dope on the street! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes meets with Canadian engineer and political commentator MartyUpNorth to discuss the technology sector in Canada, how to survive the Canadian outdoors, and the unique form of politics emerging from Alberta.
Stream begins at 10:39.
CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER
2025/10/17
Dimes and Judas discuss the controversial Young Republican group chat leaks and juxtapose that against the even more controversial instances – and defenses – of “cunnyposting” throughout many sectors of the Dissident Right. They then review the book “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” by Bernard Suits, a philosophical investigation into the nature of games and how they constitute the entire human lived experience. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we are featuring Dimes speaking to Last Things to the recently-released 2023 Last Picture Shows Film Festival. The movie under investigation is David Lynch’s “Inland Empire.”
Timestamps:
00:19 – Bringing a Barrel of Bone Broth and Adderall to the Work Function
05:48 – Canned Canadian Meth Better than German Beer
10:46 – The Best Chinese Guy to Be
12:49 – Potty Training Nickles and Dad Knows 12 Nasty Guys
19:22 – Discipling Children Publicly
27:58 – Young Republican Group Chat Leaks
19:18 – The Viability of Infiltrating Institutions
49:50 – Sólionath, Strategic Cunnyposting, and Moralfagging the Fetish Fringe
1:26:49 – Blood $atellite Show News
1:28:09 - “The Grasshopper: Games, Life, and Utopia” Review Begins
1:32:48 – The Difference Between Games and Work
1:41:03 – Winning vs. Goal Accomplishment and Necessary Obstacles
1:49:31 – Games Including Systems of Playing Roles
1:54:17 – Utopia is a Place Without Games
2:01:53 – “Last Picture Show: Inland Empire” Review Begins
Worcestershire Sauce Tastes Like I Hardly Knew Her
2025/10/10
Dime and Judas discuss the recent conversation between Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin, a Canadian man imprisoned for online antisemitism, and Bridgette Macron’s g******s being challenged in French court. After exploring the clandestine legal PR group Wren Collective, they launch into a review of a delightfully incoherent conspiracy PDF of unknown origin titled “Noah’s Ark to SS Atlantis II.” This document explains how the world will be cleansed by paranormally influenced elites situated in the Earth’s poles, the planet kept in stasis by the Amish, and ultimately create the seed of the Next Eternity. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with renowned financial commentator Roberto Rios (Peruvian Bull) on his predictions concerning the end of dollar dominance and the approaching financial singularity.
Timestamps:
00:25 – Nickles Discovers Dancing on the Razor’s Edge
04:03 – Auron Macintyre Hosted Nick Land and Aleksandr Dugin
47:55 – Candace Owens vs. Bridgette Macron’s Gender in French Court
55:39 – How to Prove a Woman is a Woman Photographically (Syke Law)
1:00:28 – Ontario Man First-Ever Jail Sentence in Canada for Holocaust Denial
1:09:57 – Canada Anti-Hate Network’s Funding is Threatened
1:16:30 – Investigation Into the Wren Collective
1:25:35 – “Noah’s Ark to SS Atlantis II” Review Begins
1:59:06 – Peruvian Bull Interview Begins
BSNL25: Extremism in Canada
2025/10/03
Dimes and Judas discuss the brutal sociopolitical hypocrisy of comedians attending a Saudi comedy festival, old liberal women preparing for civil war, and two separate medias (from Real Talk Ryan Jespersen and Sam Cooper's The Bureau) concerning extremism on both the Left and Right proliferating Canadian institutions. It's all connected, but ae YOU? Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we have the audio recording of a recent panel titled "How to Take Down an NGO." Dimes is joined by Yuri Bezmenov, Reactionary Reading Law, and Ben Fleming to investigate the structure of NGOs and explore legal ways of taking on these groups that possess significant unchecked authority in our society.
Stream begins at 10:20.
To Make a Societylette You're Gonna Have to Break a Few Libggs
2025/09/19
Dimes and Judas discuss the bewildering narrative aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination, Christopher Cantwell’s generational gay crashout, and the Night of Long Cries getting late night hosts fired. They then delve into the riveting book “The Master and His Emissary” by Iain McGilchrist. Investigating with the hemispheric functioning of the brain, his theory states this conflict shaped Western culture since the time of Plato, further explaining way the modern world is changing. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with famed Canadian creator Wilhelm Apologist on why democracy has failed in Canada and his recently launched IRL meetup group known as MGE Brothers.
Timestamps:
00:24 – Boomer Wisdom of Elvis Having a Stroke
05:09 – Revisiting the Charlie Kirk Coverage
07:42 – Jews Moving Away from the Israel Project
14:17 – Liberals Saying the Shooter was Far Right
16:53 – Nobody is Against Political Enemies Being Shot
20:30 – The Best Ways to Be Shot
26:46 – Nobody is Against Cancel Culture
30:50 – Free Speech Gotchas Do Not Work Anymore
37:45 – Jimmy Kimmell Had a Bar Mitzvah at 47
41:11 – Pam Bondi Using Kirk to Crackdown on Antisemitism
46:01 – Vitalists Denouncing Discourse on O9A and Discord Radicalization
52:41 – Would You Turn In Your Assassin Child?
56:13 – Christopher Cantwell is the Last Gay Man in America
1:17:33 – Crimes Chat: SoggySocks
1:22:22 – Blood $atellite Show News
1:24:38 – “The Master and His Emissary” Review Begins
1:29:14 – Qualitative Mental Attributes Aside From IQ
1:34:35 – The Conflict Between Hemispheres Explained
1:40:45 – Asymmetry in Nature and K-Line Cooperation
1:45:05 – Music and Concepts Predate Language
1:53:40 – The Pendulum Swing Between Hemispheres Change Western History
2:00:41 – The Hemispheric Shift Across Art and History
2:03:29 – The Dominance of Rationalism as the Apollonian over the Dionysian
2:09:07 – Wilhelm Apologist Interview Begins
Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji
2025/09/12
Dimes and Judas discuss the public assassination of Charlie Kirk and the racially targeted murder of Iryna Zarutska. After recapping the ongoing fiery youth revolt occurring in Nepal, they launch into a review of the book “Reality: From Metaphysics to Metapolitics” by Wynand De Beer. In it the South African writer makes a case for Hellenism uniting Eurasia in a multipolar world by tracing the Indo-European lineage back into ancient history. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes brings together Theron Livres-Maudits and Fansy, two members of the very special book club Dimes has been stealing from for years now. Topics for discussion include the Crisis of Intersubjectivity and the Hidden Ground, media literacy that has not been attempted, and Tavistock as it relates to the Work Group Race.
Timestamps:
00:18 – Code as Ice Penis
00:38 – Charlie Krik was Shot in the Neck to Death
10:42 – Was Charlie Kirk Breaking from Israel?
15:13 – The Motivation: Security Panopticon or Gay Losers?
21:46 – They Killed Charlie Kirk Because They Thought He Was You
26:22 – Bad Murder Takes From the Wild
34:41 – Day of the This Thing, Cosigned by Christ
36:07 – Civil War Will Not Kick Off For Many Years
43:06 – The Public Slaughter of Iryna Zarutska
46:33 – Black People Do Not Care About These Incidents And Never Have
53:22 – The Solution of Gun Ownership Does Not Apply
56:25 – A Black System Using Black Arguments for Black Grifts
1:03:31 – RW Misinformation Revealing the Joy of Seeing a White Woman Killed
1:06:23 – The Political Nature of Black mental health Crises
1:10:41 – The Likelihood of Civil War (The Anesthetization of Happeing Forecasting)
1:26:42 – You Have a Lifespan of 62 But Just Don’t Know it Yet
1:29:54 – Civil Unrest and Cleaning Fire in Nepal
1:34:54 – Dude Occupied Government (DOG)
1:36:33 – “Reality: From Metaphysics to Metapolitics” Review Begins
1:41:41 – The Indo-European Roots of Eurasian Religion
1:47:04 – Hellenic Philosophy Influences Indian Philosophy
1:52:43 – The Hellenic and Christian Approaches to Truth
1:55:48 – The Danger of an Aristocracy of Philosopher Rulers
2:03:25 – Dimes’ Politics is The Mask
2:04:16 – Occidentalism vs. Orientalism to Achieve Personhood
2:19:03 – “How Not to Lose Your Mind” Panel Begins
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