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“Have you seen the script? Do you know who’s going to play in that one yet? No. I’ll let you know later. “ Wait till you hear WHY they said it—it’s the definitive “Holy-Shit Moment” proof that the NFL is nothing but wrestling with pads. Chris Akin and Erik Ferentinos dive into the latest documentaries, pulling back the curtain on the Sean Combs Reckoning docuseries and the insane behind-the-scenes story of Roar. They get into Eric’s new studio work for Steven Pearcy, Sin Crazy, and the possibility of double-duty touring. But the real heat is on the NFL after a major on-air gaffe exposes the dark secret of the league—is your Sunday football just scripted entertainment designed for gambling? Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms! 👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Kiss - KISS Dressed To Kill 50th Anniversary Box Set - https://amzn.to/47Vhiaw Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq Everything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us. #NFLRigged #PDiddy #TroyAikman #RoarMovie #Gematria #StevenPiercy #WrestlingIsFake #FootballScript #ConspiracyTheory #HairMetal This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Yo, metalheads! Erik is back from the Monsters of Rock Cruise with some absolutely wild stories from the high seas, but the vibe quickly gets heavy when he starts ripping apart the lies surrounding the modern space program. Hear him call total BS on the Space X “rescue” mission for those astronauts stuck for 9 months and drop his proof that the whole program is a sham—stuffed with searchable keywords like Monsters of Rock Cruise, Erik’s stories, Space X, astronauts, NASA, and space program lies. Are you ready to dive into this headbanging episode of CHRIS AKIN PRESENTS... and rip apart the LIES together? Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms! 👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Black Sabbath - THE BROADCAST COLLECTION 1970-1975 - https://amzn.to/4oUeEIg Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq Everything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us. #spacex #nasa #conspiracy #monstersofrockcruise #metalheads #fakerescue #podcast #chrisakin #rumble #rockcruise This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

“I just got up and walked away. I was like, oh, is that what these guys do? They hang around the gym waiting to hook up with some sweaty dude in there?” Wait till you hear WHY they said it, after Erik Ferentinos catches a guy staring at him mid-leg press! 🤣 Holy hell, the world is wild, bro. Chris Akin and Erik Ferentinos welcome the Chris Akin Presents crowd, only to have Erik completely hijack the whole conversation, starting with a 30-pound free turkey and hitting the gym! Eric discusses his disastrous, ticket-generating flower delivery gig for Mother’s Day, why the Aerosmith x Yungblood collaboration is manufactured celebrity garbage, and why AI will take paralegal jobs. But will Erik’s YouTube channel, Erik Ferentinos Unleashed, survive his birthday live show on Friday? Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms! 👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com 👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!] Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq Everything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us. #ErikFerentinosUnleashed, #GymDrama, #GayGym, #MeanMcQueen, #AITakeover, #Youngblood, #Aerosmith, #RunIt, #Thanksgiving2025 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Is the Poison/Bret Michaels band rivalry heating up? Bret Michaels Band guitarist Pete Evick spills the tea on his surprisingly intense online argument with Poison’s drummer, Rikki Rockett! You won’t believe what set them off. Chris and Erik get all the details straight from the source, and also dive into Erik’s newest music project and the buzz around the upcoming film, PREDATOR: BADLANDS. Tune in for the drama, the tunes, and the movies. Like this video, follow our channel, and check out Rumble Premium for commercial-free episodes! Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion! SPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-ii Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq Want more? Get commercial-free episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms. We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #PeteEvick, #RikkiRockett, #PoisonBand, #BretMichaelsBand, #RockStarFeud, #HairMetal, #ChrisAkinPresents, #PredatorBadlands, #MusicNews, #Podcast This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Is AI really coming for all your favorite online Influencers? Chris and Erik are breaking down how fast the online world is changing! We also get real talking about when you’d say “no thanks” to cancer treatment and why they’re both skipping the colonoscopy. Plus, a review of the new Femme Fatale song featuring Lorraine Lewis! Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com SPONSOR: Scorpions - COMING HOME LIVE on Vinyl - https://amzn.to/3U6VAcf Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen on Facebook Marketplace? Chris and Erik dive into some seriously crazy finds, the ongoing EBT craziness that’s happening, and their take on the new Netflix feature, Perfect Neighbor. It’s a wild ride this week, don’t miss it! Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com Sponsor: CMS Rocks Radio - 24/7 Heavy Metal FREE!! - https://media.classicairwaves.com:2020/public/cmsrocks Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #FacebookMarketplace, #EBT, #WelfareAbuse, #PerfectNeighbor, #Netflix, #TrueCrime, #Podcast, #ChrisAkinPresents, #PopCulture, #Commentary This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Chris and Eric start the show with a look back at some of the weird stuff they acquired during their divorces, including a bizarre musket lamp and ridiculous framed art. This leads them into an extended riff on collectible items, telemarketing scams like the Highlander coin collection, and ‘of the month’ clubs for everything from plates to film. The guys then transition to discussing old TV shows like Columbo and Twilight Zone, reflecting on how much the world has changed, especially regarding how crimes are solved and the general ‘70s aesthetic. Finally, they dive deep into the messy truth about the music business, discussing Steven Pearcy‘s generosity on tour, why paying to open for bands like Texas Hippie Coalition and Tesla is often a losing game, and the new, internet-focused approach to building a music career. 02:16 - The Crazy 70s Lamp and Ex-Wife’s Stuff 03:26 - Buying Used Stuff After Divorce: The Goodwill Microwave Story 04:53 - The Ugly Musket Lamp and Embarrassing Bathroom Art 07:11 - Susan’s Bad Online Purchases and the Mini Cat Litter Pan 08:21 - Ex-Wife Took All the Photos 08:52 - Highlander Commemorative Coins & VHS Tapes Scam 11:47 - The Gone with the Wind Plates of the Month Club 15:36 - The Film of the Month Club 17:12 - Highlander Coin Collection Resale Value and Scam Shipping Fees 20:26 - Columbo and Things That Have Gone by the Wayside 21:50 - Columbo: One Part MacGyver, One Part Law and Order 23:58 - Columbo’s Cigar and How He Got the Killer to Snap 25:35 - Columbo’s Heap of Shit Car and the Pantyhose Robbers 27:52 - The End of the Good Old Days for Bad Guys: DNA and the O.J. Trial 31:25 - Twilight Zone and the Changing World Aesthetic 32:15 - Hating the 70s Aesthetic and Goodwill Prices 35:43 - The Problem with Standing Desks 37:34 - Chris Akin Presents Viewership Bump with Stevie Rachelle 39:11 - The Steven Pearcy Filter: When to Say Sludgy Things 42:17 - Eric’s Longevity and Plans for AMA Videos on Touring 45:09 - The Old School Idea of Buying onto Tours is Over 47:26 - The Texas Hippie Coalition Tour Buy-On Cost Breakdown 50:47 - Bands Paying to Tour: Wayne Static and the Losing Game 52:48 - Bands Paying to Tour: Plush and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra 53:43 - Marketing a Band in the New Era: Vlogs and Regional Shows 57:23 - The Band That Paid $50,000 to Tour with Tesla and Broke Up 58:27 - Selling Merch at Bars vs. Big Shows 59:44 - Advice: Give Away Music, Don’t Try to Sell It at Big Shows 01:01:20 - Headliners Demanding Merch Price Minimums 01:01:40 - Steven Pearcy’s Generosity with Merch Booth Space 01:04:10 - Steven Pearcy Solo Shows and Eric’s New Record Demos 01:07:01 - Does Paying to Tour Actually Steal Fans? 01:09:55 - Vision and Creative Photos: Don’t Cut Off the Palm Trees 01:13:43 - The Vertical Phone Video Problem 01:14:30 - Canva’s Magic Fill and AI Image Expansion 01:17:16 - Mark Ruffalo as Columbo AI Image is Perfect 01:21:49 - Is Another Columbo Reboot Possible? 01:22:37 - Modern Reboots Steal Names But Change Characters (Sherlock, Matlock) 01:25:32 - Netflix’s Annoying Race and Sex Changes in Reboots 01:27:07 - The ‘Just One of the Guys’ Boob Reveal 01:29:15 - The Casting Couch and Hollywood Payola 01:31:50 - Harvey Weinstein’s Horrifying Genitalia Deformity Revealed 01:37:43 - Why Are Courtroom Artists So Bad? 01:40:07 - Eric’s YouTube Monetization Update 01:42:32 - Fright Bite Halloween Movie Announcement Tease 01:44:23 - Chris’s Tech Struggles and 13-Year-Old Experts 01:46:17 - YouTube Strategy: Talking about Hot Button Issues (Lost Prophets) 01:48:33 - Watching TV in the 70s: The Same Old Canned Laughter on M*A*S*H Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms. We highly recommend our Locals page: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com You can also find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Substack: SPONSOR: The CMS All Black Mug - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/the-cms-all-black-mug Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #HarveyWeinstein #Columbo #MusicBusiness #Touring #StevenPearcy #ClassicMetalShow #Podcast #YouTubeStrategy #Highlander #AI This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Wait, did one of the guys get a call to sing for Poison?! 📞 Stevie Rachelle spills on shutting down the toxic Metal Sludge message board, the drama with Matt Starr, and that wild rumor about Ace Frehley‘s health. We’re talking real money, fake names, and how musicians navigate pay, passion, and paying the bills. Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com SPONSOR: CMS Rocks Radio - 24/7 Heavy Metal FREE!! - https://media.classicairwaves.com:2020/public/cmsrocks BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #MetalSludge,#StevieRachelle,#HairMetal,#MattStarr,#AceFrehley,#RockStarHealth,#MusicIndustryPay,#ToughBand,#PoisonBand,#GlamMetal This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Remember the wild, unfiltered chaos of the Metal Sludge gossip board? 💀 After 27 years, it’s officially gone! We’re talking about why it had to end, the insanity of music copyright strikes, a mysterious “crop circle guy”, and a terrible movie recommendation. Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com Sponsor: CMS Stainless Steel Tumbler - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-stainless-steel-tumbler BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #metalsludge #copyright #rockandroll #hardrock #conspiracy #metalmusic #podcast #youtube #badbunny #rockstars This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Have you ever been a thief? Join Chris and Erik as they delve into Erik’s road stories, Chris’s past life as a “thief,” and a new documentary on Hurricane Katrina. It’s a real storm of stories! Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com SPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-ii Get all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/ BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE: Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3Bq NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #ChrisAkin, #ErikFerentinos, #Podcast, #HurricaneKatrina, #RoadStories, #Thief, #HiglanderTVShow, #OKC, #ClassicMetalShow, #Entertainment This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

What's weirder, a movie about a space clone or the rock and roll road? Chris and Erik are here to talk about both! We'll get into the strange world of the movie Mickey 17 and then hear all about Erik’s blazing live shows opening for Bret Michaels. Plus, there's a recap of a killer comedy event and a possible guitar solo of a new announcement. Share, follow, and get commercial-free episodes by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium. Hail and Kill! Join the rebellion! SPONSOR: CMS Samsung Phone Case - https://classicmetalshow.creatorspring.com/listing/cms-samsung-case Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/ Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #Mickey17, #BretMichaels, #JimFlorentine, #DonJamieson, #Podcast, #HeavyMetal, #MovieReview, #StandUpComedy, #MusicNews, #NewEpisode This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Ever wondered if the new TV show The Paper could crank up the laughs like a killer 80s metal riff? Chris and Erik dive deep into this mockumentary gem about a dying newspaper fighting back with volunteer reporters—think awkward office vibes meets journalism chaos. We chat cast, cameos, and why it's got that headbanging potential. Subscribe and become a Substack VIP at for exclusive episodes, early releases, and contests. Hail and Kill! SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE . Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase! NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. #ThePaperTV, #OfficeSpinOff, #MockumentaryLaughs, #80sMetalPodcast, #ChrisAkinErik, #NewTVShows2025, #JournalismComedy, #PeacockOriginals, #HeavyMetalTalk, #TVReviewHumor This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Did Netflix lose its shredding edge? Erik's killer debut with The Project ignites the stage! We talk brewery tours and Netflix's content woes, plus the mystery of "Cracula." Subscribe and become a Substack VIP at for exclusive episodes, early releases, and contests. Hail and Kill!SPONSOR: CMS Logo Desk Mat - https://classicmetalshow.creatorspring.com/listing/cms-desk-matGet a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premiumNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#80sMetal, #NetflixSucks, #BandLife, #TheProjectBand, #MetalPodcast, #BreweryTour, #Cracula, #ClassicMetal, #NewEpisode, #MusicReview This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Was Paul McCartney replaced by a double in 1966? Chris and Erik dive into the infamous “Paul / Faul” conspiracy, debate day stripper lunch buffets, break down how guitars really make their sound, and weigh in on Mike Portnoy pushing for a Skid Row reunion. Subscribe as a paid VIP for exclusive content, contests, and more! SPONSOR: Metallica - LOAD on Vinyl (2 Vinyl) - https://amzn.to/4fjGnOw Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/ Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

Chris Akin’s Sydney Sweeney obsession gets WILD as he defends her “good jeans” ad! He and Eric debate her Hollywood status, 80s supermodels, and controversy over her image. Buckle up for unfiltered laughs! Subscribe for more celebrity rants and hot takes! #SydneySweeney #ChrisAkin #EricFerentinos #HollywoodGossip #CelebrityNews #PopCulture #FunnyPodcast #AlienEarth #ComedyClips #HotTakes #80sSupermodels #JeansControversy #Entertainment #PodcastLife #CelebrityDebate SPONSOR: Ozzy Osbourne - MEMOIRS OF A MADMAN - https://amzn.to/4lXWhAI Get a free Rumble Account so you can comment! https://rumble.com/register/classicmetalshow/ Get commercial free versions of our episodes, advance releases and exclusive content by subscribing to Rumble Premium! https://rumble.com/premium NOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe