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Scoots will meander so much that you could bake a cake or two as we return to the gingham and the tent. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

This NYE will come to a sleepy close well before midnight where baby new years will lull you with intro after intro after intro. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

All will be the bedtime version of a subdued merry and bright with this collection of intros that takes us into the 900s. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A reading of Dickens’ “A Christmas Tree” with plenty of pointless meanders and side trips and Scooter pitching Charles D on listening to Sleep With Me. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Santa heads back to Mars and the kids get to help with some toy-making making sure everything stays fun and games, until the martians discover the spirit of Santa has been there all along. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Instead of whispers on kittens playing with strings, you’ll get a tour of his favorite performance things. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Turns out at bedtime on Mars, kids need something more than just TV, instead of a sleep podcast they turn to Kris Kringle for the help they need. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

How many lords will lulling leap as our heroes gather a host of holiday items so friends can celebrate their holidays together. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Let’s page through past paper pointlessly with the joy of toys and meanders. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

A recent vintage of parade to carry you off into seasonal slumber with all the special guests lulling down the lane. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Another corny cornucopia of intros to carry you off to dreamland over the holiday. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

You will be welcomed to the world for friends via a song that will not be sung or hummed only narrated in a way to help you journey to dreamland. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

No gloom will loom over bedtime tonight as this will be full of friendly pointless meanders perfect for bedtime. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Scooter takes a sleepy spin through some vintage parody paper.  The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices

Everything starts coming together in the sleepiest way as our heroes visit an office and a storage room, and we finally get to meet the son of the Baron of the Boil and Veduel. The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus Get your Sleep With Me SleepPhones. Use "sleepwithme" for $5 off!! Learn more about producer Russell aka Rusty Biscuit at russellsperberg.com and @BabyTeethLA on IG. Show Artwork by Emily Tat Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here. HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners! ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep UNCOMMON GOODS - Uncommon Goods scours the globe for original, remarkable, handmade things. Surprise your friends and family with unique - and even personalized! - gifts this holiday season. Head to uncommongoods.com/sleep for 15% off! EVERYDAY DOSE - Everyday Dose combines high quality coffee with powerful ingredients like Lion’s Mane and Chaga, collagen protein, and nootropics to fuel your brain, boost focus, and give you clean, sustained energy all day long. Head to EverydayDose.com/SLEEP for 61% off your first Coffee+ Starter Kit, a free A2 Probiotic Creamer, and over $100 in free gifts. Learn about your ad choices: dovetail.prx.org/ad-choices