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Rating

★★★★★

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49 reviews

Description

Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

Podcast episodes

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Craig Punched Me In the Eye

2026/10/25

It's true! (by true, I mean false)

Cursey Pursey

2026/10/11

We coulda called it Curse Purse, but whatever.

Mr. Candy Pants

2026/09/20

This is what happens when Greg has no plan.

Never Date a Khaleesi

2026/09/13

Or a Kha-fece, a word I just made up.

How to Live Your Life Half Price!

2026/09/06

Something weird going on with that Patreon section.

The Top Five Worst People In The World

2026/08/30

It's NOT who you think!

I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

2026/08/25

and MORE medical tips!

I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

2026/08/24

and MORE medical tips!

I'm Not a Doctor But I'll Remove Your Gall Bladder

2026/08/23

and MORE medical tips!

APOLOGIES FOR THE ALL CAPS TITLE

2026/08/16

apologies for the no caps in this description

The End... You're Welcome

2026/08/09

It's the end of the world, and you're welcome. We feel fiiiiiiine.

Craig Is Conversationally Aggressive

2026/08/02

The final in-person LA episode. Eating horse and whale, the movie Obsession and its ominous bedspread, Craig's favorite things from the trip (sushi burritos, Lomo Saltado, swimming, running up the hill), and getting banned then unbanned on Bad Movies Live.

Don't Put Your Baby in the Fireplace

2026/07/26

July 4th fireworks and finger safety, the safety glass guy who fell out the window, Darwin Awards, Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story, Wayne's World, and ADHD daymares.

Your Face Is Gonna Get Pummeled!

2026/07/19

Coffee turning Craig into a morning person, dogs with opposable thumbs (and what they could do with them), Greg hates Magic Spoon, meeting Ron Howard and Henry Winkler at a sushi restaurant, and face pummeling.

I Touched Craig's Face With a Limp Hand, Here's What Happened

2026/07/12

Craig visits Greg in person! They discuss nood lighting, nap science, Andy Kaufman's tall desk, meth pods, Matthew McConaughey on Friends, Reese's Pieces, and the limp hand ear touch that changed the world.

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5 out of 5

49 reviews

★★★★★

Captain Catfishk 2026/06/26

One Guy Learning about Lettuce

Consistently inconsistent, predictably unpredictable, reliably erratic, and uniformly irregular. Good times.

★★★★★

Robert Nolan 2026/06/24

Stockholm Syndrome Ain’t Half Bad

I love this podcast. I love that it’s the most intentionally confrontational comedic podcast about nothing I’ve ever heard of. I love all of the fake ...

★★★★★

Black Gannon 2025/12/17

Two G*ys ***king *b*ut Lettuce

Is a great show!

★★★★★

Non eat deus 76 2025/11/23

Passing Familiarity

Possessing only a passing familiarity with Greg Benson’s work I tuned in expecting a normal podcast about the hosts’ current projects with maybe a bit...

★★★★★

elshook 2025/11/16

This Little Taint of Mine is on Fire

I AM A MALE HUMAN ON EARTH: i am a pathological liar i did not harass a homeless man and i did not give you three dollars and now i have suffered the ...

★★★★★

teheetummytums 2025/08/16

10/10

MAH WYYYYYYFE

★★★★★

eyeniverse 2025/07/07

Why would I listen to this?

As a human who suffers from Plochman’s, my diet is extremely limited to only lettuce…..and other foods. So as you can imagine, the last thing I would...

★★★★★

sheevoscartine 2024/12/09

Severely Underrated Podcast

As a human listener, I’m always SHOCKED at how underrated this podcast is. Is laughing until your abs hurt that unenjoyable to you people?

★★★★★

Garrett-T 2024/10/21

Better than Duolingo

Looking to learn English as your second language? This is the podcast for you!!!

★★★★★

Adrian Weber!!!! 2024/05/20

Two guys talking about lettuce movie??

The podcast is pretty good but what would be even better is that movie you said you would make for the 100th episode. As the co-designer for the podca...

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