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Can You Don't?

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4.3
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226 episodes
Language
English
Explicit
Yes
Date created
2022/05/09
Latest episode
2026/10/07
Average duration
86 min.
Release period
7 days

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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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Can You Don't? | Family Dog. Naked Paint. Roblox. Pee Bomb.
2026/10/07
What would you do if you caught your partner doing sexual things with the family dog? Let's talk about that, having to paint your entire house completely naked, people getting so upset over online video clips, is it important to know how to do math if AI will just do it for us moving forward, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/dj0n1rhIS3c Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Nip Nuts. Koi Fish. Parking Lot. DNA.
2026/09/30
We have all masturbated using a fish... but getting caught while doing it is super embarrassing. Right? RIGHT?! Let's talk about that, testicles being located somewhere else on your body, fart rules inside a relationship, firefighters mowing someone's lawn because he couldn't finish the job, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/IWDS8Ows_NI Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Payment Plan. Van Pee. Rock. Plastic Sword.
2026/09/23
What's the worst thing that could happen from stealing your friend's sister's underwear when you were 12 years old and then blaming it on a different friend? Welp... you're about to find out. Let's talk about that, falling out the back of a moving van while trying to take a piss, beating up a disabled kid with your favorite new toy, the latest household device that now involves AI, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/_gEkjxEqvwk Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Finger Skin. Sippy Cup. Megalodon. Pantera.
2026/09/16
We all have our own opinions about the pumpkin spice craze, but walking around the store and yelling about it isn't the proper way to express it. Let's talk about that, some more cute animals that have a spinal deformity like Jimothy, accidentally reading an AI prompt while giving a government speech, foreskin on all your fingers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/AuWmQR20aVs Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Oil Change. Thailand. Tree Trimmer. Secret Video.
2026/09/09
How backwards do things have to be in this world for you to catch your wife cheating... but you're the one that ends up going to jail? Let's talk about that, answering a WYR that makes everyone uncomfortable, accidentally smashing your co-worker's head because you're making shadow puppets, why do oil change places show you everything they are doing, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?! Vote for the cute baby: https://babyoftheyear.org/2026/emily-ea56 *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/CnXfCpizB8o Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Light Pole. Mount Fuji. Lisp. 29 Toes.
2026/09/02
If you have kids, or have spent time around someone else's children for any amount of time, it's no secret that they can SUPER SUCK when they are little... which is why a story on today's show about a dad leaving his son behind on Mt. Fuiji actually makes sense. GET UP, NERD! Let's talk about that, getting in real trouble for destroying a fake camera, accidentally punting your toilet paper holder into the wall, dirty talkin' with Mike Tyson, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/qEHReya0jNU Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Sharpened Teeth. Dark Poop. Drowning. Gold Bars.
2026/08/26
No one cares. Hugs and tugs. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/FaGBFZB1IKo Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Hermaphrodite. Sheetmetal. Sally. Wait.
2026/08/19
Welp... looks like the yearly "Joe almost died" trend continues! He learned why it's never a good idea to wear sandals while doing roof work. Idiot. Let's talk about that, having a drunk old man as a neighbor, a goose actually helping instead of just causing pure chaos in this world, having a sex-doll replace teachers in the classroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/0i5EDLStCo4 Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Mount Rushmore. Keystroke. Water Pump. Pretty Cold.
2026/08/12
Businesses making wild ass claims about their products is nothing new... but Joe couldn't control his urge to ask a local gas station about one of their record setting claims. Let's talk about that, an AI robot that could be so dangerous it comes with instructions on how to kill it if it ever goes rogue, having sex with famous statues, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/SwbfmLfzL2Y Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Plumber's Crack. Pepper Balls. Nuns. Meth Lab.
2026/08/05
How far would you go to prank your family and friends? Would you create a fake meth lab, media coverage, mugshot, and local news website so that everyone thinks you're going to prison for the rest of your life? Someone did. Let's talk about that, the fastest ass crack Joe has ever seen, things getting pretty wild in a Walmart parking lot, a couple of enemy lesbian nuns falling in love and running away together, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/qc6mlz42iBg Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can you Don't? | Bathroom Goat. Funny Trunks. Sticky Letters. Winnie-the-Pooh.
2026/07/29
The wild swing between being someone who's in jail, cumming on letters that you're sending to your partner... and THEN actually winning a legal argument saying that it's fine to be cumming on letters and sending them to your partner is truly amazing. Let's talk about that, getting yourself involved in a hike that's way harder than you expected it to be, fighting a goat every time you need to use the bathroom, Bryan is finally listening to Joe when it comes to using public amenities, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/qb3BYX-CXRU Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Dick Fire. Phone Glitch. Green Boots. Banana Girl.
2026/07/22
We all die. Duh, we get it. But what if how you died and where you died has been used as an example of failure for the last three decades? That's something special. Let's talk about that, blasting your flaps with a footlong hotdog while still on the clock, one of the weirdest videos Joe has ever found on that Internet, loosing the last three years of content on your phone because "sometimes that happens," and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/MdHUg16_pW8 Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Better Grades. Pole Tape. Perfume. Flaky Perineum.
2026/07/15
How mad would you get if you were having a little sex and someone pooped on you? Get a gun out mad? Apparently some people get THAT mad. Let's talk about that, Joe's theory about the common side effects in pharmaceutical commercials, getting blackmailed for better grades by your students because they discovered you have an OnlyFans, getting in trouble for taping criminals to poles, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode YouTube: https://youtu.be/6LieLnsc5Z8 Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Ding Dong. Ham Sandwich. Scream. Sad Room.
2026/07/08
We all tend to think that ding-dong ditching is a pretty harmless prank, right? Welp... not always. Yikes. Let's talk about that, how much we love Limp Bizkit making a massive comeback, why do women scream over the smallest things while in the passenger seat of a car like the world is ending, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/7opt-cFL7iU Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Can You Don't? | Topless Coffee. Wrong Baby. Burrito. Banana Car.
2026/07/01
Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident? Have you ever been to a topless coffee stand on accident with your mom and kids in the car? Let's talk about that, trying to jump a BMX at your current age while drunk, giving birth to a baby that isn't biologically yours, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Rcxfk7lGIf0 Send in segment content: [email protected] Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: [email protected] FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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4.3 out of 5
1091 reviews
★★★★★
CassRambo 2026/09/19
Off-Rail
Some of my favorite episodes are when y’all go off the rails! So, let it roll, 🤭 full steam. And keep on offending people. That’s how you know it’s s...
★☆☆☆☆
RenegadeGrenade 2026/07/21
5th Grade Humor
The sound effects are horrendous. This show could be good but they’re not even funny. Again, it’s the sound effects & they sound stupid as hell.
★★★★★
Gunnar Halifax 2026/01/28
Bryan
I have seen all the Bryan hate mail, so I am here to say, though Dan Cummins is amazing, you are amazing as well. Love the show, tell uncle zaq to say...
★★★★★
Nouseforaname1111 2026/01/02
Joe is much funnier than Dan has ever been
Joe beats Dan easily
★★★★★
Reggae Carl 2025/12/02
Back alley Baby Dust
I can’t stop crying!!🤣
★★★★☆
Enterthewagon 2025/05/19
It’s not the best but it’s pretty funny
I’ve only been listening for like 10 episodes so maybe my rating will go up one more star as I become for a custom to their sense of humor but it stil...
★★★★★
Silly_Gander 2025/03/21
Still fun
Been listening since IWD. Yeah things got rocky at the start but the show is a fun and easy listen. Regularly makes me laugh and is great for long bor...
★☆☆☆☆
FearRection 2025/01/15
1/5
1 out of 5 wouldn’t change a thing
★★★★★
The.Voice.of.Reason 2025/01/05
Read.
If you can read, you should. Also read the ‘about’, and also notice it’s f’n explicit!!! And they know they’re idiots, it says it right there! If you...
★☆☆☆☆
Fluffin-A 2024/12/21
I'm out.
Revised from 4 stars to 1. The show just gets grosser and grosser. Give a listen if you like burping (Bryan), slurping (Joe), animal sounds (Bryan) ...
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