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Just when you thought the season was over, Allard and Colleen are back for one final episode! Allard shares his culture shock after attending a North American dinner party in Amsterdam, where giant portions, endless leftovers and doggy bags are the norm. Together they explore why Dutch people cook with mathematical precision, making just enough for everyone and wasting almost nothing. The conversation also takes a detour through Dutch inflation, Dutch restaurants abroad, line dancing (again!), the Dutch approach towards working from home, and why the Dutch insist on eating bitterballen in Spain instead of local cuisine. To wrap up the season, Colleen shares the unbelievable story of accidentally receiving her dog's vaccination at the vet—and how the remarkably relaxed Dutch response to the mishap was very different from what she would have expected in Canada. Bonus: This episode was recorded in one take, with no edits, so you're hearing the conversation exactly as it happened.

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like, Colleen and Allard are finally putting their money where their mouth is! They are sharing their go-to tips for surviving Amsterdam without going broke: where to actually eat well without breaking the bank, what to do that doesn’t cost €25 a ticket, and the low-key Dutch hacks that keep your wallet intact. From cheap (and fancy!) eats to free activities to subtle local habits that make a difference, it’s all here. Find out Colleen's favourite restaurants, and Allard's favourite way to spend a lazy day in the city! This episdoe is for tourists, locals, and anyone who’s ever checked their bank app after one day out and thought… umm, absolutely not.

In the episode, Colleen and Allard visits a local Dutch grocery store where Colleen quickly finds herself out of her depth—mystery vegetables, unfamiliar labels, and some surprisingly…questionable-looking condiments. Meanwhile, Allard is in his element, introducing her to Dutch staples she somehow missed for decades. From confusion to discovery (and a bit of skepticism), the adventure wraps up back in the kitchen, where Allard cooks a traditional Dutch meal and puts those ingredients to the ultimate test.

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like, we’re talking all things bikes. Many assume Amsterdam has always been a city built for bikes , but the Netherlands wasn’t always a cycling paradise! In this episode we explore how in the 1970s cars nearly took over—until the explosive Stop Kindermoord movement fought back and reclaimed the streets. Colleen breaks down how the Dutch saved their biking culture, while Allard shares some weird facts, surprising stats, and hilarious anecdotes about life on two wheels. Hop on—this one moves fast 🚲🚲🚲!

What were the Dutch really up to this past year? 👀 In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like, we dive deep into the wonderfully weird world of Dutch search histories. From bizarre health questions to hyper-specific obsessions, political dilemmas, and questions that only make sense if you’ve lived in the Netherlands a little too long. Join us as we unpack the quirks, curiosities, and collective anxieties of a nation — one search bar at a time. Equal parts cultural anthropology and affectionate roast, this episode proves (once again) that when it comes to being wonderfully peculiar… the Dutch truly deliver.

In this episode of Stuff Dutch People Like, Colleen and Allard dive into the wonderfully strange world of Dutch film and television. What does Allard notice about Dutch screen culture as a director—and what sets it apart from its international counterparts? From brutally blunt storytelling to an almost shocking level of honesty (yes, even in children’s programming), they unpack what makes Dutch TV and cinema so direct, unfiltered, and unmistakably Dutch.

In this episode Colleen and Allard unpack what it’s really like to date the Dutch—from hyper-honesty and split bills to emotional restraint, planning three weeks ahead, and the unspoken rules no one warns you about. Is it refreshing or romantic kryptonite? We talk cultural clashes, misunderstandings, and the moments that make you laugh, cringe, or question everything you thought you knew about love. Whether you’re dating a Dutch person, married to one, or just Dutch-curious, this episode is for you.

Join Colleen and Allard for one of their favourite pastimes: the pub quiz! This time it's obsure facts about the Netherlands. Colleen thinks she just might win. Allard says "absoluut niet"!!! Find out who takes the crown as they battle it out, and join along if you dare! Beware however, a friend has given them a gift to "consume" in this episode, and things do go a little wrong! Give it a listen to laugh...and learn!

In this special episode Allard and Colleen are LIVE on location n Amsterdam at the American Book Center for the launch of the new "Stuff Dutch People Hate" book! Listen along, with the audience, as Colleen and Allard share some of their favorite funny stories, faux-pas, and cultural confusions!

Exciting things are happening: Colleen's new book is about to hit the shelves. The title of the latest in the series? Stuff Dutch People Hate! In this book, Colleen flips the script and asks: “What really pisses the Dutch off?” Because, as she argues, what a culture hates can reveal even more than what it loves. Allard wants to know how the book came about, does he agree with what is written, and can he guess the (long!) list of what the Dutch despise? Tune in to find out!

Colleen and Allard are back for another wild and wacky season of Stuff Dutch People Like. To kick off Season 5, they look back on Allard's time in Canada and pose the question: can a grown Dutchman ever really fit into a very Canadian summer? From the highs (customer service!) to the lows (the "Sorry's" are endless!), Allard brings us along to compare, contrast....and well, complain! And what about Colleen? She now likes her healthcare as Dutch as possible ("s****y tasting medicine and no beating around the bush") and got to see the Netherlands through the eyes of her visiting family from Canada (yep! Some hilarious Dutch service stories are coming up!) Come along for the ride! This season is just getting started!

For this season's finale, Allard and Colleen hit the road to explore the world famous Zaanse Schans. Come along as explore century old windmills, while eating Dutch meatballs with Zaanse mustard, of course! What are the biggest tourist traps to avoid in the Netherlands? What are Colleen and Allard's list of must, and must NOT sees? And where o' where can you get the best Dutch fries in Amsterdam? As they continue their way around town they also meet several tourists, with Allard convinced his interview questions are the best....Tune in and find out!

Colleen and Allard have returned from yet another extended break, with apologies and explanations galore! They jump right in with a series of listener questions leading them off-topic, but down some interesting roads!How did Amsterdam get its name? Where is Allard's favorite place in the Netherlands? Why is Colleen teaching Allard to line dance? And how did one of the Dutch island became famous for their cranberries? This episode covers it all --plus some!And most importantly, how did Colleen and Allard celebrate Amsterdam's famed 750th birthday? Tune in and find out!

In this episode Colleen and Allard dive into their pasts and discuss all the weird and wild jobs they’ve had in the Netherlands. From Allard’s (cliché!) job at a video rentals shop to Colleen’s escapades hosting speed-dating in Amsterdam for “lonely expats” — find out what they did and why they did it! The Dutch are known for inventing uber successful! television formats, everything from Big Brother to the Voice! Find out how Colleen serendipitously landed a role as a game-show host on a Dutch mega production…to Allard’s shock and awe!

In this episode, Allard and Colleen share the stage with highly acclaimed Dutch actor and comedian Henry van Loon. Come along as they discuss Dutch comedy, the sexiest province in Holland (Brabant, of course), soft 'g's' and the history of carnaval. Didn't know the Dutch celebrate carnival?! Well, neither did Colleen --but luckily Henry is a big fan and a bit of a know-it-all on the subject. Find out how the Dutch do comedy different (think: singing) and the excellent excuse Henry has for not attending Carnaval this year (psst..it involves a red carpet). One not to be missed!