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JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: [email protected]

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't start too early..."

2026/02/05

As we go through life, we're sometimes compelled to get shot of everything and start again... This week, a DL has questions about her Mother, who seems intent on giving everything away! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Words of The Year, Madeira Mystery & Replaced by The Dog

2026/02/02

Hopefully the wait wasn't too long... The Wittering Whitehalls are back on the airwaves and it's time to hit the ground running in 2026. A quick look back at the word of the year for 2025 and then it's off to Madeira and time to tackle an issue for grown up children... Is your parent's dog really more important than you? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't set yourself up to fail."

2026/01/08

Having kept you company throughout the Christmas and New Year break, (if you got one, that is) Mr & Mrs Whitehall see out series 10 with some trademark advice. Worry not, however... They will be back on Monday 2nd February! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Grumpy Moments, Snipey Comments & Big Sit Down Chats

2026/01/05

2025 was a big year in the land of The Wittering Whitehalls... A tour? Done and dusted? 10 series’?!! You'd better believe it. They'll keep coming too, because before long, Mr & Mrs Whitehall will return with series 11! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "If in doubt, say nowt..."

2026/01/01

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WHITEHALL TOWERS! Wishing you a prosperous, healthy and fulfilling 2026 and thank you for being a DL! For the first episode of the year, Mr & Mrs Whitehall have some advice for a DL who is about to enter the Grandparent era of their life! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Nodes, Thrift & More Nodes

2025/12/29

This week is, somehow, all about nodes... You'll find out why. In the post-Christmas but pre-new-year fog, Mr & Mrs Whitehall convene to shine a light into the year ahead. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Happy Christmas from Whitehall Towers!

2025/12/25

What a treat! A Christmas Day special from Mr & Mrs Whitehall, straight from Whitehall Towers, to wherever you find yourself. Whatever you're doing and whether you have company or not, they're here! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem

2025/12/22

Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, mince pies, ice skating and sage advice for the time of year. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

2025/12/18

This week, a DL shares plans for their 30th birthday party, to gauge whether it'll be a hit or not... The bottom line? Do what you want! It's your birthday!! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

2025/12/15

In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It was a lovely way to end the tour (for now) and the emails, stories and reactions were 10/10! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

2025/12/11

There's no doubting it... AI is here and it's only going to get bigger, in all of our lives. But what about the AI art scene? Is it a danger to real art? Almost certainly... We need to keep an eye on this! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"

2025/12/08

Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience at The Globe. The questions are... "What's a chicken parmo?" "What generation does Michael really belong to?" and... "What happened that night at the hospital?" You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

2025/12/04

This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Video Meetings, Honours & Trends

2025/12/01

You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not a knighthood changes someone... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

2025/11/27

Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that here... JOIN THE WITTERING WHITEHALLS FOR THEIR BARELY (A)LIVE TOUR: https://thewitteringwhitehalls.co.uk/ You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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4.9 out of 5

438 reviews

★★★★★

.ynp,i 2025/08/26

Loyal listener from maine💗

Your laughter is EVERYTHING! Keep on telling stories, enjoy them tremendously! DV’s😊😊dear viewers

★★★★★

Britchiclet 2025/06/29

Brit ExPat Enjoying the Pods

I am always listening in my car and am positive people think I am barmy talking and laughing to myself. Hoping you will have a tour in FL 🥰 for all t...

★★★★★

linaka12 2024/08/05

We want more

Can we please increase the length of the episodes!!? Love the show and look forward every week to new episodes.

★★★★★

Trish from Maine 2024/07/12

Day Made!!

I’m absolutely delighted to have found this podcast! The dura dura car episode was spot on for anyone who has had a dura dura car! [79 Pontiac Trans...

★★★★★

ChristineT2025 2024/05/10

Love!

Always a fun and hilarious romp!

★★★★★

Sazofduloc 2024/03/28

Like!!

Ya know in my personal opinion you two are the best! Like…🤟🏻 Please in 2024 can we have a merch store?

★★★★★

Nessiebum 2024/02/26

3 wee

“ I’m a 3 wee a day man”!!!! I’ve never heard someone brag about how little they wee! This is the reason I love this podcast.

★★★★★

KLUPO 2023/11/04

Belly laughs all the way

This is my favorite podcast and it’s a guaranteed laugh each episode. Michael and Hillary Whitehall are national treasures!! I am American and absolut...

★★★★★

Sapph33 2023/09/19

Common sense funny

I stubbled on this gem of a podcast looking for something to get me through a sleepless night. I have chronic insomnia, and the Whitehall's are a char...

★★★★★

SonoAnna8 2023/09/13

A delightfully funny show

These two are so charming. I enjoy listening to them first thing I’m the morning with a nice coffee to start my day off on a positive note. Their bant...

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