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Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With… featuring Big Pappa J, Big Nose Neil & The Notorious FA-TT - this week’s very special guest, is TVs favourite Noel Edmonds. We start by discovering Noel’s favourite food, Noel’s Noodles, before unveiling an exciting new concept called Noel Choice and taking a moment to appreciate that wonderfully soothing Edmonds voice. Then it’s time for some activities. We take Noel swimming, although for reasons that become apparent, we break his legs first. Then it’s off for a relaxing afternoon of kite flying around some electricity pylons, followed by a wholesome visit to a glass-blowing factory. And, remarkably, we’re not actually sure whether we even killed him this time. So technically, this might be our most successful Day Out With yet. It’s only 10 minutes, as we couldnt make the allocated 15 Much love, BPJ & N-FATT ❤️

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Summer Camp episode of the Say What! Podcast. Expect more of exactly what you heard in Part 1: inappropriate chit-chat, questionable opinions, absolute nonsense and a frankly unnecessary heavy glazing of incest throughout. 🤦‍♂️ There’s more Dirty Boi, more Would You Rather?, and further proof that three grown men should never be left alone with microphones and alcohol. If you made it through Part 1, congratulations. Your reward is more of the same bollocks. Enjoy ❤️BPJ & N-FATT xx

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Summer Camp episode of the Say What! Podcast. Expect more of exactly what you heard in Part 1: inappropriate chit-chat, questionable opinions, absolute nonsense and a frankly unnecessary heavy glazing of incest throughout. 🤦‍♂️ There’s more Dirty Boi, more Would You Rather?, and further proof that three grown men should never be left alone with microphones and alcohol. If you made it through Part 1, congratulations. Your reward is more of the same bollocks. Enjoy ❤️ BPJ & N-FATT xx

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, Joining us once again is special guest Dirty Boi, as we dig deep into the important issues of the day... and then completely ignore them in favour of absolute nonsense. This week we discuss what we'd teach if we were allowed to run our own school summer camp, which frankly should be enough information for Ofsted to shut the place down before it even opens. Big Nob / Small Nob makes a triumphant return, as we tackle the question nobody else has had the courage to ask: is Jeremy Clarkson's nob worthy of being sent to the cattle market to be officially weighed? We then attend a three-way job interview to become Butlins Redcoats, where our revolutionary approach to children's entertainment proves exactly why none of us should ever be allowed anywhere near a Butlins uniform. SPOILER ALERT: we didn't get the job. 🤷‍♂️ And finally, Would You Rather? makes a very welcome return, although this particular edition becomes alarmingly incest-driven, bringing with it some of the most inappropriate and stupid dilemmas we've had in ages. Family entertainment this is not. It's fun, it's stupid, it's wildly inappropriate and, most importantly, it's far too bloody long, so we've chopped it into TWO PARTS. Lower your expectations accordingly and enjoy. ❤️ Much love,BPJ, N-FATT XX

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, Joining us once again is special guest Dirty Boi, as we dig deep into the important issues of the day... and then completely ignore them in favour of absolute nonsense. This week we discuss what we'd teach if we were allowed to run our own school summer camp, which frankly should be enough information for Ofsted to shut the place down before it even opens. Big Nob / Small Nob makes a triumphant return, as we tackle the question nobody else has had the courage to ask: is Jeremy Clarkson's nob worthy of being sent to the cattle market to be officially weighed? We then attend a three-way job interview to become Butlins Redcoats, where our revolutionary approach to children's entertainment proves exactly why none of us should ever be allowed anywhere near a Butlins uniform. SPOILER ALERT: we didn't get the job. 🤷‍♂️ And finally, Would You Rather? makes a very welcome return, although this particular edition becomes alarmingly incest-driven, bringing with it some of the most inappropriate and stupid dilemmas we've had in ages. Family entertainment this is not. It's fun, it's stupid, it's wildly inappropriate and, most importantly, it's far too bloody long, so we've chopped it into TWO PARTS. Lower your expectations accordingly and enjoy. ❤️ Much love,BPJ, N-FATT xx

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT take yet another nostalgic icon on the day trip they definitely should have turned down.This week, it's the turn of Rod Hull & Emu, who are treated to a classic British getaway at Butlin's. Emu wastes no time stealing the limelight, jumping on stage to deliver a surprisingly passionate rendition of Donna Summer, before working up an appetite at the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. Unfortunately, his love affair with the sausages, baloney and luncheon meat ends in absolute carnage, leaving the buffet looking like a crime scene for processed meat.Hoping to restore some order, the boys head to the arcade where Emu discovers he's an undisputed Whack-a-Mole champion, leaving children in tears and Rod beaming with pride. Sadly, every great day out has to come to an end...Things take a slight turn for the worse after an ill-advised experiment involving WD-40, Emu's beak and a lighter, before poor Rod finds himself on the receiving end of what can only be described as aggressive hydration. Safe to say, the holiday didn't end with a five-star review.We hope they enjoyed their day out... because they certainly won't be booking another one. Much love,BPJ & NFATT

After a six-week break spent hitting the steroids and smoking crack, the boys are finally back with another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast. We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where Big Pappa J unexpectedly finds love with a lonely pensioner, before the lads revolutionise fashion by creating a stunning pair of Pat Butcher-inspired earrings from oversized prawn crackers. Haute couture has officially peaked. The main event sees us doing what Brits do best... moaning about other Brits abroad. From the selfish towel-on-sunbed brigade to the baffling lack of surveillance drones policing hotel pools before breakfast, no holidaymaker is safe. Next up, Alternative TV Shows introduces the world to an adorable little snail who's somehow lost its shell, before things descend into complete madness as Eastside and Westside battle it out with price guns in what may well be the strangest game show ever imagined. As always, thanks for listening. And if you're feeling a little lonely, don't worry... we've got a brand-new app in development. There's just one tiny catch... it's exclusively for former West Ham players. If you enjoyed the video, let us know in the comments. We love hearing your favourite moments, your worst ideas, and any suggestions for future episodes. Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

After a six-week break spent hitting steroids and smoking crack the boys are finally back with another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast. We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where Big Pappa J unexpectedly finds love with a lonely pensioner, before the lads revolutionise fashion by creating a stunning pair of Pat Butcher-inspired earrings from oversized prawn crackers. Haute couture has officially peaked. The main event sees us doing what Brits do best... moaning about other Brits abroad. From the selfish towel-on-sunbed brigade to the baffling lack of surveillance drones policing hotel pools before breakfast, no holidaymaker is safe. Next up, Alternative TV Shows introduces the world to an adorable little snail who's somehow lost its shell, before things descend into complete madness as Eastside and Westside battle it out with price guns in what may well be the strangest game show ever imagined. As always, thanks for listening. And if you're feeling a little lonely, don't worry... we've got a brand-new app in development. There's just one tiny catch... it's exclusively for former West Ham players. If you enjoyed the video, let us know in the comments. We love hearing your favourite moments, your worst ideas, and any suggestions for future episodes. Love and respect as always, Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT take yet another unsuspecting celebrity on the day out they definitely didn't ask for. This week, thanks to our completely legitimate sponsorship budget, we're treating Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses to a luxury trip to Universal Studios, Florida. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, as it turns out. After an unfortunate incident involving a couple of carrots and Uncle Albert's eyesight, things take a dramatic turn at 30,000 feet before ending in what can only be described as a catastrophic misunderstanding with gravity. Not to worry though—he still somehow finds time to pen his autobiographical masterpiece, Uncle Albert on the Thermals, before an encounter with a steamroller and one final soaring trip off the White Cliffs of Dover. It's heartfelt. It's tasteful. It's absolutely none of those things. Enjoy... and rest in peace, Uncle Albert. Much love,BPJ & NFATT

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own g******s. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪 Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending. Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself. To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water. As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute. We hope you enjoy ❤️

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own g******s. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪 Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending. Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself. To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water. As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute. We hope you enjoy ❤️

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Say What! Podcast with Big Pappa J, The Notorious FA-TT, Dirty Boy & Lady P. This half of the show dives headfirst into childhood nostalgia as we discuss the treasures (and questionable items) that once lived on our bedroom shelves. From forgotten collectibles to stories that should probably have stayed buried, things quickly descend into the usual chaos. We also tackle topics nobody asked for, including wank-stained bedsheets, dwarf wallpaper, and other fond memories from a simpler time. The legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round returns, where we discover who appears to be carrying around a mysterious third boxing glove, before Dirty Boy reveals his ultimate dream career — working as a call operator for an Australian bank. It's immature, it's ridiculous, and it somehow gets worse as it goes on. Enjoy ❤️

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P. As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary? Next up is the Poster Round, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu. In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper. Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages. We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff. From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️ Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄 As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff. From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️ Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄 As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️