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Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts. Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adoption, refugees, Dortmund vs Ajax, LAFC ultras, and sharing a name with a porn star. 00:00 12 Brothers, 1 Tragic Soccer Story  02:37 Ryan's 12 Brothers - Refugees, Adoption & Chaos  04:59 How Soccer Teammate Fong Became His Brother  05:53 Soccer As Universal Language & Learning Flags  07:22 LAFC vs Galaxy El Trafico & The Bathroom Saga  16:28 Ajax Obsession, Dortmund & Coaching Kids  28:30 Brother TJ - Prodigy to Heart Condition  34:43 EPL & Bundesliga Scouts, Harry Kane Comp  37:27 Sharing A Name With A Porn Star & Book Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling. From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mario Balotelli would be the ultimate WWE villain, and the infamous Jeff Hardy story you have to hear to believe. Plus his Aspirely Workouts mission and Liverpool title verdict. 00:00 Stephen Farrelly Is Football's Realest Wrestler 02:00 From IT Nerd to WWE Champion 16:20 Liverpool Loyalty, Ireland & Hating the Glazers 36:25 Gingers, Bullying & Becoming The Celtic Warrior 46:25 Banger After Banger: 100% Every Night Philosophy 01:07:14 Dortmund, Bundesliga & Best Guinness 01:17:32 Balotelli Would Be WWE's Ultimate Villain 01:22:45 Favorite Wrestlers, Video Games & Wrestling Evolution Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future. From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes. To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7. All this and more on The Cooligans. 00:00 Show Rundown 11:05 Is Diego Kochen the Key to the USMNT? 46:30 City of Manchester vs. Man City 1:04:25 Ronaldo leaves Portugal Camp Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict. All this and more on The Cooligans. 00:00 Show Rundown 10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again 36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement 50:33 What should the punishment be for Manchester City? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good. From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of 115 charges. To round out the show we dissect the controversy stemming from the Ireland vs. Israel match in the UEFA Nations League. All this and more on The Cooligans. 00:00 Show Rundown 08:00 USMNT vs. Peru Reax 33:40 Man City found GUILTY! 01:00:55 Ireland vs. Israel Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next? From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby. To round out the show, we discuss Federico Higuaín's firing from Columbus Crew II after sexist comments made to a referee.  All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans 00:00 Show Rundown 10:36 Liga MX Pro/Rel 30:20 Madrid Derby Fallout 51:15 Federico Higuaín OUT of Columbus Crew II Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid. Missed red cards, Mourinho is bringing screenshots to the press conference ... and Mbappe has a new shoe deal? From there we break down Cavan Sullivan breaking yet another record and pose the question, how has MLS development changed to the point where it was the best move for Sullivan to stay in Philly, rather than jumping to Europe sooner. To round out the show we break down the on field beef between Leo Messi and Don Garber. All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans. 00:00 Show Rundown 06:40 What is going on at Real Madrid? 32:20 USMNT and MLS Development 52:17 Messi vs. Garber 01:04:29 Bonus stories! Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote and give their top 5 players who deserve their first USMNT call up. From there we dive into Leo Messi and his new coach at Inter Miami and pose the question... Should Messi be able to hand pick his own coach? To round out the show we check out the latest headlines from around the NWSL, including Barbra Banda getting a MASSIVE payday.  All that and more on this episode of the Cooligans 00:00 Show Rundown 01:10 Jozy broke Alexis' phone?? 13:07 Poch calls out Pulisic? 36:24 Messi has a new coach 51:30 NWSL Update Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, who is starting to become a superstar right before our eyes. From there we take a trip around Europe to see how the Americans are fairing across the pond. To round out the show we look at the multiple VAR controversies over the weekend in the Premier League. 00:00 Show Rundown 01:42 Cavan Sullivan bags a brace vs. San Diego 28:10 Americans in Europe 44:00 VAR Controversies. Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results and pose the question... Why don't attacking players want to sign for Arsenal? From there we dive into the Ballon D'or nominations which include Harry Kane and lack a plethora of NWSL players To round out the show, we hit all the Rápido Reactions from Antoine Griezmann dying in the heat, to MLS breaking the bank on players. All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans. 00:00 It's our 1000th episode 03:50 Wednesday's UCL reaction 22:30 Ballon D'or nominations 44:25 Rápido Reactions Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts. From the wild story behind Arsenal’s JVC era to clubs with sponsors tied to oil states, crypto, local businesses and everything in between, the conversation uncovers just how much history (and drama) is stitched into every kit. (2:35) Joey's book "More Than a Shirt" (8:08) Lessons learned from writing the book (11:02) Reconciling club fandom with club business (18:58) Women's soccer shirt sponsors (26:11) Evolution of shirt sponsors (34:58) Standout stories from "More Than a Shirt" Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and try to make sense of why Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton collapsed at the last minute. They also explore Premier League spending and how other European teams can attempt to compete financially. Up next, the pair react to the news that MLS teams are back in the U.S. Open Cup and what that might indicate for the future of soccer in the United States. Could promotion/relegation finally come to the beautiful game in America? Finally, Christian & Alexis break down the UEFA Champions League draw, share the teams they are most excited to watch and predict this year's UCL winner.  (11:35) Folarin Balogun transfer to Everton collapses (29:22) MLS teams to return to US Open Cup (52:45) UCL draw reactions  Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

On this episode of The Cooligans Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Leo Messi announcing he is retiring from international duty. Is it for real this time? From there we dive into US Soccer taking a more active role in youth development. Is this a first step on the way to real change or just a gesture? To round out the show we discect the latest in the ongoing battle between UEFA and Gianni Infantino.  All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans. 00:00 We're Back! 06:30 Messi announces international retirement 27:45 US Soccer steps in 49:05 UEFA vs Infantino  Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

Live from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast immediately following the MLS All-Star Game. The hosts react to Major League Soccer securing back-to-back victories over the Liga MX All-Stars and discuss the electric fan atmosphere inside the venue. Between unexpected live broadcast interruptions from stadium staff and behind-the-scenes window adjustments, the guys break down the game's highlights, performance stats, and overall fanfare. David Gass from SoccerWise joins the suite to deliver postgame analysis and debate how to revamp the All-Star showcase. Together, they pitch wild concept changes—including 5v5 ladder tournaments, manager goalkeepers, referee bribery mechanics, and an off-season All-Star event built around Lionel Messi in Miami. The crew also reflects on the "high school reunion" feel of All-Star week and why reconnecting with friends across the sport remains the real highlight. Later in the stream, Pelé Soccer marketing director Mickey Voll stops by to discuss the business of soccer. Mickey reacts to Gianni Infantino's controversial proposal to sell FIFA World Cup commercial rights to private investors led by Josh Kushner, and drops a mind-blowing retail stat about Atlanta United outselling Real Madrid and Manchester United in North American jersey sales. To close out the show, the hosts weigh in on MLS's upcoming calendar transition and recount Alexis's viral rain-delay shower cap moment while presenting Thomas Müller with his skills trophy. Timestamps: (00:00) — Live from Charlotte: Stadium Window Chaos & MLS Beats Liga MX Again (05:52) — David Gass Joins: Fixing the All-Star Format & 5v5 Tournament Ideas (15:27) — Will Lionel Messi Ever Play in an MLS All-Star Game? (19:26) — Mickey Voll Joins: Pelé Soccer & Gianni Infantino's FIFA Private Equity Plan (27:00) — Mind-Blowing Retail Stats: When Atlanta United Beat Real Madrid in Jersey Sales (32:00) — MLS Schedule Overhaul, Promotion/Relegation & Alexis's Viral Rain Cap Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return to process the full-force return of Major League Soccer following the World Cup break. Christian kicks off the show with a hilarious and relatable personal story about taking his 3.5-year-old son to his first competitive soccer class 1v1s. The hosts then dive into the latest blockbusters across MLS, analyzing Casemiro’s 1-0 debut for Inter Miami as a physical midfield anchor, Antoine Griezmann’s immediate scoring spark for Orlando City, and Christian’s in-person breakdown of Robert Lewandowski’s debut for the Chicago Fire against NYCFC. Next, Angel City FC forward Riley Tiernan joins the podcast for a fun, wide-ranging interview. The NWSL sophomore shares her journey from an unsigned trialist to team top scorer, explaining how getting passed over initially fueled her "dog" mentality on the pitch. Riley also details her commitment to Rutgers in 8th grade, breaks down her viral Flying Dutchman order at In-N-Out, discusses her U.S. U-23 national team call-up, and reacts to a viral post-match meme. To close out the episode, Christian and Alexis inject a heavy dose of "hopamine" as they turn their focus toward rebuilding the USMNT for 2030. The hosts highlight six rising American youth prospects who could transform the national team's core—including Philadelphia Union's Cavan Sullivan and 6'6" center back Neil Pierre, dual-national defender Noahkai Banks, Orlando's Justin Ellis, RSL playmaker Zavier Gozo, and Chelsea goalkeeper Gaga Slonina. Timestamps: (00:00) — Toddler Soccer Battles: Christian's Son Faces 1v1 Drama (09:16) — Casemiro's Inter Miami Debut: Replacing Sergio Busquets (18:46) — Antoine Griezmann Hits the Ground Running in Orlando (22:24) — Watching Robert Lewandowski Live: Chicago Fire vs. NYCFC (27:00) — Riley Tiernan Interview: NWSL Rise, In-N-Out Secret Menu & Jersey Pride (52:27) — USMNT Hopamine: 6 Young Prospects for the 2030 World Cup Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv