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Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + funny racist comments  5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle  8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities  24:38 fool me once… 30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared  44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer  49:21 this can’t be true  51:48 if your son was swapped at birth… 1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating  1:07:16 married for 14 years but… 1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro  1:48 gorillas look human  6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction  12:01 people who take video games too seriously  17:25 family stresses me out  28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase  35:01 is ok to name call when angry? 48:23 is he a selfish partner?  58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson  1:05:28 voice note story

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother  6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist  15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn  20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black  26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history  32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story  43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but… 53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok  1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves. Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching  17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone” 21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually 23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?” 27:14 if society broke down 31:46 nobody get bail for murder except… 37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky” 39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week  46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw…  48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl 56:08 back to dilemma  58:40 homeschooling

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught. Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later. And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree” 15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found  17:23 watching people secretly from your window  20:58 locking eye 22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer” 26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off? 44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war 54:33 Japan lets you “disappear”  1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge” 1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead”  1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting  1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose. Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.” To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  4:19 The scuffle with the woman 13:18 black people knocking my door 19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note) 26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots  27:52 some jobs aren’t for women 33:22 teacher got punched  34:50 Social stigma from school 38:07 back to the scuffle  39:53 “women in uniform turn me on” 41:53 deaf and blind doctor  46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee)  56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!” 1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight  1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister. We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence. And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text. Find him on social media: @familybarrister To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete find his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX 0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it  7:35 introduce the guest  9:05 bad relationship with dad  11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children? 19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship? 21:57 being self motivated  26:06 books bout swearing  32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others 48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed  1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible  1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying? 1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz  22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this? 32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with  36:28 how long after you m********e  can you answer your phone? 41:48 would you kill for 10 million  49:06 honesty or loyalty? 50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be? 56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum) 7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names  9:57 back to the ultimatum  37:17 is beauty overrated? 42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly  45:35 why are people so mean in comments  58:37 using childhood nicknames as men

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age. There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way. As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 critical feedback + Patreon  6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame  14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes  27:33 back to dilemma  37:11 channel U 44:27 I’m scared of fame  52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him

The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.  Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money. With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships. Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 they diss our studio  3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing)  4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?” 8:03 tell them about the live show  12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics  29:24 sextapes  33:07 having kids is hard  35:53 love island (tv show)  38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone? 39:58 getting work done (surgery)  41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject  41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show  46:12 do you believe in god? 53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story) 1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?” 1:08:21 what would you rather? 1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money? 1:17:40 who should be paying? 1:27:34 funny or fit? 1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair? 1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy? 1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”

On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy  25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs  30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish  40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right 53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s  1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ? 1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects

On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity” 15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me” 19:42 AirPod air wax 24:48 “the president of the uk” 27:32 only smart people should vote  34:49 being a ruler of a new planet

Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions  5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare  15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid  25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels  50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?