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Is a Snickers bar actually a magic power bar containing healthy fats and essential energy, or did your dad just gas you up at 8 years old so you'd play better in the second game of a Little League double-header? We are back in the clubhouse today making the ultimate case for Snickers as the avocado of candy and admitting that we're both empaths who feel genuinely heartbroken for the unworn shoes in our closets. We recall the tragedy of elite NFL cornerbacks falling off and going to the Steelers for 2 years (Patrick Peterson)  We relive going to your homie's house with an older brother who had all his friends over which felt like hanging out in an All-Star locker room with LeBron, AI, and Carmelo Anthony. Then we talk cliché post-college jobs—from Enterprise rental car salesmen and cold-calling life insurance reps in an Applebee's to corporate quarter-zip guys and Instagram-verified realtors pitching "two-story ranches" in Carmel. To close things out, we construct our ultimate Death Row high school cafeteria last meal (featuring Wednesday Papa John's, country fried steak with extra gravy, and those legendary unbaked freshman-year chocolate chip cookies in thin plastic bags), we pay homage to Chiller for walking into lunch with zero money and leaving with $100 in cash, and debate the most unforgettable ESPN ticker moments in television history 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"Imagine walking into a seasonal coffee shop where Nick Saban is behind the counter refusing to serve light roast, Pat McAfee is standing on the counter shouting latte orders, and Darren McFadden runs your drink out to your car like a read-option play." That is the exact college game day fever dream we constructed in the clubhouse today while trying to fix Saturday mornings. Why does an NFL game scheduled for 7:30 PM not actually kick off until 7:52 PM while some guy wearing bright orange oven mitts up to his elbows holds the entire stadium hostage for TV commercials? We break down why college football feels like a real holiday every single Saturday, while the NFL feels completely fake until Week 8 when Halloween bonfires hit. Then, Mel's Best Available returns from a month-long hiatus for the ELITE brand and team mascots. We establish the official Holy Trinity of culture (Jesus, Santa Claus, and Mickey Mouse), debate why Joe Camel in black Ray-Bans playing pool would steal your girl, and relive eating 1998 KFC Zingers while watching Adam Sandler put on lipstick in Billy Madison. We salute the Icy Bear's baggy jeans and shades, explain why Pizza King's model train delivering breadsticks directly to your booth was pure childhood magic, and crown the Suns Gorilla for dunking off trampolines in a Steve Nash jersey. To close things out, we run through honorable mentions including the Stanford Tree, Boltman, Uga drooling on his spiked doghouse, and why the Nesquik Bunny deserves way more respect than actual human beings 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

THEY CAN’T STOP ME EVEN IF THEY STOPPED ME You put on track two of Lil Wayne's The Carter 3 on during a road trip, get instant chills, and feel like you're 17 years old again—only for your wife to break after 22 seconds and ask if we can put on a podcast instead 🤖 ANYTHING FOR U PIDDY 🤖 We're back in the clubhouse today repping fresh Steelers soccer drip, geeking out over Brett Favre chin strap emojis in the Discord, and debating the strict etiquette of watching REDZONE quadbox at a Saturday wedding reception.  First, we address the brutal reality of hitting the 33-year-old wall at 8:30pm. We break down the horror of walking to your house at 10:15pm, gaslighting yourself into believing a 7 foot clown is right behind you ☹️ Then we salute the generational run of Disney Channel original movies, along with the holy trinity of Cartoon Network weed kids who stayed up drinking Mountain Dew to watch Courage the Cowardly Dog, Robot Chicken, and Ed, Edd n Eddy 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

The boys are back in the clubhouse defending the honor of morning talk radio, ranking the absolute elite college football bowl game logos of the 2000s, and exposing BP's family for celebrating Thanksgiving on July 11th like the freaks they are. Benny recaps his 30-minute drive to Pasadena just to buy a used Texas A&M Revo helmet from Play It Again Sports, and we investigate an eBay-acquired Drew Brees Purdue jersey featuring a sketchy limited-edition red Boilermaker logo. Then we settle the ultimate aesthetic debate: is your favorite college football program a daytime team or a night time team? Hint: LSU is the ultimate night game beast, while Ohio State is forever locked into the daytime slot. For the main event, we reveal our 10000% unofficial 2026 College Football Season Preview awards. To wrap things up, the emails brought a brilliant list of clubhouse-friendly curse word substitutes like shouting "Peerless Price" to save your marriage, a debate over why college athletes like JT Barrett and Perry Ellis seem to stay in school for a decade, and a mutual agreement to end it all if we ever see a couple wearing matching "I'm her hunty" and "I'm his pree ladyyyyy" shirts. 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Imagine eating a bowl of salty Kalamata olives at 4am just so you can retain enough water to survive 7 straight hours on national television without a single bathroom break 🫪 That is the legendary level of bladder integrity Scott Hanson brings to the table every single Sunday. SH is a certified machine but he's also apparently a massive gamer who orders Postmates and DoorDash at the exact same time to have them race to his front door. We sit down with the king of the witching hour to talk about his insane 70-inch home penta-box setup, why he drove a Chevy Blazer with a front push bar to smash shopping carts in 1989, and his career bucket-list dream of broadcasting alongside Mike Tirico.Before SH rolls into the clubhouse we mourn the tragic death of the ESPN ticker 🕊️ call out high school football players doing performative, slow-motion ski mask edits on Instagram and discuss the absolute genius of the fake 49ers player who committed to the bit so hard he pumped gas wearing a full uniform with a visor on.Then we hit the listener emails and try to figure out why the hottest girls always have a shattered phone screens, we decide vintage 2006 Reebok Steelers sideline hoodies are the tufffest of all time, and why watching the Washington Commanders play on a home turf (that looks like an ugly cow farm) is the most depressing thing on television (not a sports pod) 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"Imagine getting completely roasted in front of every hot senior girl in high school because your Old Navy jeans are too long." If that psychological damage doesn't make you want to be homeschooled, nothing will. We're celebrating our 200th episode looking back at the absolute chaos of the OG spress pods. Then we remember Robbie the scary kid in your neighborhood who smoked cigarettes by the creek 🚬 We also salute to your school friends, the low-key funny classmates you never hang out with outside of school, but hold down 3rd period with you bc your day-one homies are 100% never in your class. Next, legendary former NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck joins the clubhouse to talk about  what it was like putting gas in Brett Favre's truck before practice, his love for un-frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts (no frills god) and the time Mike Holmgren told him he ran like a giraffe on ice 🦒 To wrap it up, we answer clubhouse emails to debate which NFL season is the most rewatchable, why the Chicago Bears are soooo Old Testament, and how to deal with the scariest situashhhhion of your life: Varsity basketball games 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

wUtS tHiS pOdCasT aBoUt? i dOnT gEt iT??? iS iT aBoUt 2 gRoWn mEn pAsSiOnAtEly dEbAtiNg tHe aRcHiTeCtUrAl iNtEgRiTy oF a miD-90s sChOol lUnCh? First the boys get straight into the childhood terror of sleeping over at a new friend's house where they call the TV remote a "clicker." They invent a new clubhouse appetizer called the wedge breaker loaded with melted cheese, mozzarella sticks, and fried pickles. Then the legendary Jerry Ferrara (Turtle from Entourage) rolls into the clubhouse. Jerry breaks down the time he wore his own black Jerome Bettis jersey to his final Entourage network test to look a little wider next to Johnny Drama, he talks about why rocking a Boston Red Sox jersey in a New York hood will get you murdered and his why he raw dogs s'mores Pop-Tarts straight out of the foil (real one). They rank the best school lunches and design a promotional flyer for their fourth-period econ class feat. Mr. Hauser and weed kid in an Elmo hoodie (who's not goin?) 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

magine fumbling, crying after your senior season opener, getting back to your locker room at 11:30 p.m. after a brutal three-hour lightning delay, and finding a text from your crush saying they left at halftime to liiiike dRiNk aT sOmE bAsKeTbAll pLaYeR's lAkE hOuSe (Not a reminiscent pod) High school football is officially back, which means you're sleeping for three hours, getting sniped by Chuck Weisenbach at the local McDonald's drive-thru for trying to leave campus during your 15-minute lunch break, and getting threatened by your head fball coach with blank gray helmets all year 😭 The clubhouse opens up the vault on the Pro Football Hall of Fame, which is basically Guy Area51. We lay out why walking into Canton makes you want to host your 10th birthday party at Rascal’s Fun Zone all over again, what it's like to literally slide sideways into Jerome Bettis’ clay leg molds, and the absolute shock of being handed a donut box containing Edgerrin James’ actual chopped-off dreadlocks. Plus, we debate if there is a more NFL game in existence than a late-November matchup between the Giants and Broncos ?? Then, we bring back Mel’s Best Available for the ultimate draft: Necks. We're talking Takeo Spikes looking down in his Buffalo Bills headshot, Paul Posluszny’s Penn State top collar button fighting for its life, and the legend of Jason Werner's neck at Purdue that would cause a medieval guillotine to bounce right off. Finally, we sift through the mailbag to talk about high school broadcasting hot mic disasters, the traumatic memory of watching Ron Artest barrel into the Detroit stands during the Malice at the Palace, and the drippiest numbers for o-linemen💧 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

The Boys map out the chaos of surviving drunk church, the chapstick clubhouse conspiracy and why you have to order margarita chicken on a Sunday night Chili’s. We sit down with Bears legend Kyle Long to talk about coaches making you put baby powder in your ahhh, what it was like growing up with Howie Long’s legendary flat-top, and the 6th grade tragedy of tucking his collared shirt into his underwear. Kyle breaks down what actually goes on in the trenches, including the graphic reality of linemen peeing their pants during games and tells us why he shaved his head at the combine with a Gillette Mach 3 razor. Plus, Benny and JoyJoy debate whether CBS set up Tony Romo’s OWI to get out of his contract, why Kliff Kingsbury is secretly stealing everyone's girl in a quarter-zip, and the pain of getting banned from eBay for twenty years over fake Jordan 11s. THESE GUYS LIVE in NYC 🍎 Sept 1ST 🫡 GET YOUR TIX BELOW 🎟️  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

The clubhouse welcomes the legend Brady Quinn to talk about the absolute chaos of Notre Dame house parties, watching Tommy Zbikowski and Jeff Samardzija wrestle and the time a fan flashed him on the walk to the stadium before beating Tennessee in 2005. Benny and Joy Joy share their greatest stories of high school run-ins with the cops, from hauling a$$ into the woods at a driving range after a baseball win, to taking the Dean of Students' squeaky Lincoln pirate ship car to homecoming. The boys remember all their HUNTY high school moments like teaching their girlfriend's nephew the Gary Sheffield bat waggle and they fantasize about dying from Michael Myers at Culver's 😍 Get ready to pack the house for the THESE GUYS! massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City 🎟️ GET TIX BELOW  🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

He pi$$ed in your hot tub, shot a BB through your kitchen window and his dad basically hosted a Royal Rumble in the basement after Friday night football games. Everyone had that one friend who was a walking concussion, just waiting to absolutely destroy a house party while his nice mom made dumplings upstairs. It’s your skattebo friend, the dude who you’d rather die than be in a pool with 🤕 The clubhouse also welcomes our very first guest, 12-year NFL veteran Micah Hyde, to talk about surviving 11 a.m. kickoffs at Iowa, the weed kids who secretly carried the football team, and what it was actually like playing with both Aaron Rodgers and Josh Allen. We break down the absolute disaster of those new Fanatics NFL soccer kits, Tom Brady's weird midlife crisis and Michael Jordan's mysterious baggy-suit 🕺Plus, we debate why NFL training camp in late August actually beats regular season games, the theater room at Incredible Pizza Company, then we talk about Lane Kiffin for 72 minutes and get ready to pack the Gramercy Theater for our live show in New York City (get tickies below🎟️🎟️🎟️) 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

"Is this movie literally six hours long?" There’s nothing worse than putting your favorite movie on with your girl, hitting the hour and ten-minute mark, and realizing she is secretly scrolling TikTok on mute.  The clubhouse maps out the reality of movie nights that completely spiral relationships, and why putting on The Town or Goodfellas might actually ruin your life. We break down a massive Mel's Best Available draft for the most underrated nights, from the absolute magic of an accidental drunk music video night to the pure invincibility of a Tuesday with no homework and no practice.  We analyze the complete anatomy of a house party, debating the warm South Beach vibes of the kitchen group versus the scary NFC trench warfare of the garage group Plus, we talk about the epidemic of fake teeth on celebrities, the cargo shorts of week three high school football, and what happens when your homie takes a moped to school and leaves it dead center in a real parking spot.  We also map out the ultimate college conference sponsors (Speedway Big Ten?) we look back at the legendary Daisuke gyro ball, and gear up for our episode 200 live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City Sept 1st. Get tickies below bby 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

There is nothing quite like finding the 2K room at a college house party, only to realize the sanctuary has been compromised by a girl with a Gatorade and pink bottle of Burnett's. We map out the chokehold NBA 2K, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros had on our lives, plus the genius invention of wearing Nike Vapor "dip gloves" so you didn't F up the PS3 controller 🤓 The clubhouse also tries to figure out how Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift drove away from their wedding in a Chevy Avalanche with Four Loko cans dragging behind it. We pitch the ultimate pro athlete sitcoms, from Gronk blowing up houses with Ty Pennington to Jeff Saturday dominating the TV dad demographic. Plus, we debate the best sounds in history, the panic of your parents doing insider trading at back-to-school night, and the reality of having to read 3 chapters is 1000% not real homework. Oh yeah and we're PACKING out Gramercy Theater Sept 1st for our live show in New York City get your tickies below 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

Nothing like being on the family computer 3 feet away from ur mom watching a RedTube Video 💕 You ever forget to clear your internet history before fball practice and then think you're gonna go to hell? We haven't either. WEED KID, H0RNY KID and your IN-LOVE FRIEND make an appearance on the pod. The Boys run through Mel's Best Available: Best Eyes, they discuss the most comforting college football teams to watch (not Utah) and they talk about how lit pep rallies actually were (not a reminiscent pod) Benny and Joy Joy go LIVE in New York City Sept 1 at Gramercy Theater Sept 1 🎟️tix below🎟️ bring your gf who hates the pod 💋 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏 We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected] 🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408 🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro Follow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463 🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com