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WOW okay welcome to the show ms Cricket!!!! The vibes are silly and socialist today folks! We talk about everything from how we met (on reality tv), to being bisexual deeemons to what the American dream means in 2026 to raising the age to make adult movies to 21 to our tin foil hat mums that we love so much! Cricket is such a breath of fresh sexyyyyy air and we LOVE HER!

Well well well y'all knew this was coming! Here is KATE LAV - hilarious comedian, international supermodel, viral sensation, Bostonian baddie and my partner in The Download (our comedy show at the Hollywood Improv)!! We spend the first half of this episode venting about how we are treated in the comedy space, then we get silly, talk about datinggggggg and why everyone wants to bounce on #nathanfielder I love Kate downnnnnn enjoy this episode!!!

Wow we are blessed!!! Willow Ryder, actual angel with an ass of gold and a heart of diamonds is here!!! She opens up about dating and her dislike of “macho men” (don’t we all 🙄), her award winning booty, why she deserves that AVN, goonception, and her love for animals. Enjoy watching us talk openly about being in the adult industry. YAY!

Where do I begin?? HELLO?? We have the one and only SIDNEY SUMMERS - the cashew butter to my fig jam, the ass to my titty, the partner to my crime, and the dutty to my wine.... ok but for real SHES BACK! I had so much fun talking w her about all the things.... bad agents, bad apples, good karma and good style, nothing is off limits! Besides the 25 mins I cut out ... that's gonna need a paywall! Buckle up buttercup - we've really been through it together!

She's back and she's pregnant again! Lena Paul, one of the greats, is back in the online foreversphere today talking all things psychedelics, aliens, alt history and sexwork. Lena and I have a long history in and out of work together and it's always a pleasure to catch up! Milf x2 - Everyone go comment "congratulations Lena!"

WELCOME BACK!! Ya'll it's been over a year and a half since this podcast has been filmed or posted but HERE IT IS! Today we have the gorgeous Sarah Arabic in the studio to discuss kink, fake o'rgasms, forbidden seeex, busting from pillow humping, and how it feels to be *online forever* NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY :)

The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fellow outcasts who submitted stories, address the pregnancy rumors, the recent press conference in the oval office, spill tea on yet another disturbing male in the adult industry, and discuss being the family pariah.

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️).COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the LA wildfires here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/... onlineforeverpod.com for links to patreon, merch, and the hosts' socials

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)! TICKETS for the March 2025 PNW Tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever For the uncensored hour long episode, exclusive episodes, & merch discount: patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a break up cringing about the whole experience. They discuss family, their (possibly gay) love for each other, sleeping with someone too early on, environmental dread, species of fruits, and the concept of a "straight man". Quick banana question: what level of ripe do you enjoy? FULL HOUR UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODE ON www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforever.net PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR MARCH 2025 https://linktr.ee/offlineforever 3/10 - Seattle, WA 3/12 - Olympia, WA 3/14 - Eugene, OR 3/16 - Portland, OR Theme song produced by  @dankesound