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Date created
2023/01/16
Latest episode
2026/09/29
Average duration
40 min.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past!
2026/09/29
Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!
This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back.
Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"!
00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house
03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 16
05:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers
07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines
09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management
11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton
13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show
17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend
19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood
21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip
23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot
27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip
29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth
32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous
34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC
37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis
41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in Vegas
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“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.
2026/09/24
This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table.
Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day.
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00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA!
00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories
04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits
07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets
09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?!
12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate
14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety
16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up
20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras
21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots
24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts
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What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
2026/09/22
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!
In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.
Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!
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00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding
05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit
08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments
10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma
12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded
15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap
16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs
19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue
21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile
23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting
27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights
30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor
31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club
33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz
38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance
41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler
43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand
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“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
2026/09/17
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!
In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"
Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!
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00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans
01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut
05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!
07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story
11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"
13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love
15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?
21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?
21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction
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“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
2026/09/15
In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.
Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!
Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide.
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00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts
06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable?
11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer
17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories
24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System
31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court
38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities
43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz
52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce
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“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
2026/09/10
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!
In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!
Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!
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00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain
01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out
03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate
05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn
06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea
08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer
09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up
12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks
13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas
14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do"
18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms
20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued
22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited
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Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
2026/09/08
Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!
Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!
In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?
And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!
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00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown
02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher
05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds
09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs
13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows
21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day
23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement
25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar
26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin
29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding?
32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle
36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech
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He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
2026/09/03
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor!
In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex!
Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!
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00:00 Introduction
03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads
06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date
08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group
10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off
14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex!
17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over?
18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom
20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One?
23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles
25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares
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Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
2026/09/01
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn!
Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror.
In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant.
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00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville
02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys?
06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance
08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell
13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass"
18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma
24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties
28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends
31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems
37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers
39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds
42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks
43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility
46:32 The National Average Sex Stats
48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant
53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip
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“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
2026/08/27
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.
After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!
We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.
Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.
Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!
00:00 Introduction
01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession
05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?
06:56 Ask Me Anything
07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom
09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”
11:04 Who Has The Better Body?
14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape
15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters
17:39 “That Is Correct!”
20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word
21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast
23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home
25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules
27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit
28:00 A Shag A Week
28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom
29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System
30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument
32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out
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Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
2026/08/25
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!
The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.
Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.
In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...
00:00 Introduction
00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do
05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers
08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles
13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath
17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night
20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster
24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster
28:17 Why Men Forget Plans
32:54 Growing Old Together
37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates
40:21 Dating Over 50
45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends
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AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
2026/08/20
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting!
Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over.
The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune.
Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable.
There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried!
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00:00 Introduction
01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins
02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink
04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing
06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine
07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert
08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain
10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining
11:10 The £9 Italian Wine
13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much
15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive
15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers
17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem
18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine
20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll
21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique
21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle
24:03 “Christmas In A Glass”
25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home
26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter?
28:08 “I Am Battered”
29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine?
31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing
31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners
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Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
2026/08/18
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions.
Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital!
We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later.
Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard.
Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin.
And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband.
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00:00 Introduction
01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends
02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth
04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister
06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran
06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster
08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran
11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories
13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story
14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible
16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake
19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover
21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation
23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets
26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth
29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs
35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type
38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes
39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?!
41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two
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Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
2026/08/13
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control!
We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!
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00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat
01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims
04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects
05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member
07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge
10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies
12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays
16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma
17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma
To contact us:
Email: [email protected]
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"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
2026/08/11
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!
We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.
Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.
In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!
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00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!
00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!
To contact us:
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter:
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey:
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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JTH080 2026/07/29
Utterly lovable
American here, who discovered them during World Cup. Adore this genuine, lighthearted couple. Hilarious banter that makes me smile every episode. Neve...
Pshwayz 2026/07/21
Marvelous humans
I’m a better husband because of this podcast. I laugh, and I learn, and I’m better for it. Thanks to you, Crouchy and Abbey. Wife and I adore the pod!
sonica_s 2026/07/14
Idk
Idk if it’s fair to leave a review after listening to only 1 episode, but I feel like this 1 episode is enough for me to say this is not my show. Firs...
Mike Babistry 2026/04/13
Cringe
Pure cringe
kasssy1 2024/01/10
Actually funny
I heard about this podcast after listening to abbey & Peter on nearly weds with Jamie and Sophie. Must say abbey & peter are much funnier & nicer to l...
gkp1400 2023/09/15
Great podcast!
Such a great podcast! I love how honest, hilarious, and warm Peter and Abby are! I want to be their friend!
Josh Kaufman fan 2023/08/08
Adorbs &100% Great Banter!
Best couple podcast, ever! Period.
Stephen Rish 2023/06/06
Tedious Abby while Peter diplomatically apologises
I love Peter Crouch, he is clearly an intelligent guy and a great footballer who broke the mould in many respects. Abby, if your kids are exhibiting s...
Mceesh 2023/06/02
LOVE you both
Listening from Chicago! Love listening to you both, you are absolutely lovely. Found you on tik tok and you’ve become my number one podcast. I’m in my...
Presto_magic 2023/01/20
More Crouchy! 🙌🏽
Listening from Tennessee in the states! *Tn pass the pod Ambassador
Putting everyone onto this brilliance.
I love this soo much! Me and my misses a...
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