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Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help. If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop, and switch to another podcast player. As I'm sure most of you know, there's plenty of evidence that Spotify is a terrible company with a long history of exploiting and underpaying artists, but that's only part of why it's so bad. It's been reported that Spotify's CEO, Daniel Ek, has recently invested millions of Euros of your subscription fees in an AI weaponry company called Helsing. This company has developed an automated target identification system, with the option to keep a human in the loop. In other words, it's machines selecting which humans to kill on the battlefield. It's also been reported Spotify donated $150,000 to the Trump campaign, and it's recently been running ICE recruitment ads. It is a powerful force for bad. So here's our problem. Almost half of our total listenership comes from Spotify, and the adverts that we run are how we make our money. If we just pulled our podcasts straight away, that would be a huge financial blow for us. So we would like to urge you to listen elsewhere, on another podcast player. Lots of people recommend one called Pocket Casts, we've also heard good things about Podcast Addict. In the last month, we've had downloads from about 50 different podcast players, so there are plenty of alternatives. We've going to take our podcasts off Spotify as soon as it becomes clear that there is a real movement to cancel Spotify subscriptions and move to other platforms, and that movement is growing. For you, thankfully, this doesn't cost anything. Podcasts are, and will always be, free to listen to on any platform. Like we said, a lot of people seem to like Pocket Casts, and as far as we know, they're not evil. There are also a ton of others to choose from - all very accessible, and all free. If you've ever enjoyed our podcasts, or you're about to discover them, thank you so much for listening. Let's try and do the right thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 8: Teamwork Makes The Dream Work Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 7: Prolapsed Rectory Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 6: Catching Flies Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 5: The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby) Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 4: Lone Wolf Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 3: Mr Baby Read The Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 2: The Debutante's Waltz Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magenta Presents.... M&B Paranormal Investigations! In this 8-part series, first heard on the sister podcast Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica, Magenta and Bernard traverse Britain as paranormal consultants, helping pesky clients and their pesky phantoms part ways on good terms. That is, until sinister forces gathering in their home, Misty Moor Rectory, threaten to rip open the very fabric of our universe, and cause a terrible hoo-ha. This is Part 1: Guitar Ghost Read the Transcripts Support Mags and Bernie on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read The Transcripts (CW: alcohol abuse, self-harm, suicide, grief) "Who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves?" - Friedrich Nietzsche Familialarity, written and performed by Ivan Wilkinson. Ivan is a prolific writer and performer, and the co-founder of theatre company Quill and Inkling, Ivan has written adaptations of The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Prisoner of Zenda, Beowulf, The Three Musketeers and Kidnapped. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... Douglas Speaking, by Lindsay Sharman. A story of a man who talks to himself. Lindsay is the writer and director of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, and Ghosted. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... the story of a woman going through some big changes. The Paper Witch, written Shaun Baines, performed by Beth Eyre. Shaun Baines is a writer who lives in a damp cottage in Scotland. He has ugly chickens and an ugly dog. His Holly Fleet mysteries and Daniel Dayton thrillers are available on Amazon. He also runs comedypilotpresents.com, a podcast showcasing the best in new sitcom writing. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read The Transcripts Magenta Presents... a shocking tale from returning creepmeister Mason Ball, entitled The House Is Not Haunted. Mason’s work can be found at his website, including his novel The Thirty-Five Timely & Untimely Deaths Of Cumberland County, together with short story collections, fairy tales, poetry and more… Mason also moonlights as cabaret host Benjamin Louche at London's award-winning Lynchian cabaret institution The Double R Club Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Read the Transcripts Magenta Presents... Alexander Frador, by Suzanne Andrade. A story of a woman with a terrible memory. Suzanne Andrade is the co-founder and co-artistic director of the multi-award-winning London theatre company 1927. Support Long Cat Media on Ko-fi! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices