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Academy Award nominee Nicole Alyse Nelson joins us in the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills West Hollywood studio—and she brings her parents all the way from Texas! From the minute she sits down, this interview goes everywhere: Hollywood dreams, Nickelodeon fame, Oscar night secrets, Emma Thompson, painful Cinderella shoes, an escape-room disaster and, naturally, a bat flying through our bedroom. Nicole takes us back to Galveston, Texas, and the summer she came to Los Angeles at just 19 for an unpaid internship—and simply never went home. After answering phones, reading scripts and working unpaid production jobs, she realized she was far more fascinated by the actors than anything happening behind the camera. Barely a year later, she landed her first major role on Nickelodeon’s I Am Frankie, filming 43 episodes over two seasons and gaining a global fan base. She also gets candid about the less glamorous side of early success—including the contract that means those reruns aren't exactly delivering glamorous residual checks. We follow Nicole from I Am Frankie to GLOW and then into the project that changed everything: the Oscar-nominated short Jane Austen’s Period Drama, where she hilariously plays a character named Vagina Talbot. Nicole reveals how Emma Thompson became involved after falling in love with the film—and why the legendary actress refused a producer credit, instead creating the unforgettable title “Menstrual Executive Advisor.” Then we go inside Nicole’s surreal road to the Academy Awards: making the long list, cutting down to the final five nominees, attending the Oscars alongside her equally nominated boyfriend Jonah Lees, and wearing a custom Pol’ Atteu gown that had strangers stopping her for photographs. Nicole dishes on what the Oscar red carpet actually feels like, Hollywood Boulevard lurking underneath all that glamour, her size 4½ “Cinderella feet,” and the last-minute cobbler rescue that saved her Oscar shoes. Upstairs at the Oscars, Nicole and Jonah escape the crowds and unexpectedly run into Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne. Nicole also reveals the star she wished she'd had more time with: Emma Stone. And after the winner is announced, we learn a fascinating Oscar-night secret involving ties and alphabetical order that none of us knew. We also get personal about Nicole and Jonah’s six-and-a-half-year relationship, working and writing together, and what’s next. Nicole is now developing her own movie and says she’s ready to make the leap from actor to writer-producer and watch something she created come off the page and onto the screen. And while Pol’ flips Nicole’s Armenian coffee cup in preparation for her upcoming reading, we close Part 1 with career dreams, audition secrets, Pol’ volunteering himself for Nicole’s next movie, and the reminder that sometimes the biggest career move begins with trusting yourself enough not to go home. From Nickelodeon to Oscar nominee, Nicole Alyse Nelson’s Hollywood story is funny, unexpected and only getting started. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Barone has been waiting two years for this Armenian coffee reading — and the cup wastes no time going straight to the one disappointment she still hasn't completely shaken. What begins with the aftermath of a major reality-TV opportunity quickly becomes something much bigger. Pol' Atteu sees that what Michelle thought was a destination may actually have been an introduction — putting her in front of the right people and preparing her for a completely different chapter. Then the cup points toward something Michelle hasn't acted on yet: a passion project close to her heart, one important person she already knows she needs to contact, and a phone call she's been hesitating to make. Pol' gives her one instruction: stop waiting and make the call.But that's only the beginning. As the reading unfolds, Michelle opens up about the childhood experience that shaped her relentless optimism, the life she and her husband built together, and why she wants her next chapter to be driven by purpose instead of simply checking the right business boxes. The cup suggests that the opportunity with the biggest payoff may be the one she least expects — and the one that means the most personally.Then the reading becomes much more emotional when Michelle asks about her mother, Josephine. What appears in the cup leaves the room stunned — and after Michelle places her thumb at the bottom, an unmistakable letter seems to emerge in the grounds. Is it Josephine? A message? A sign connected to what Michelle is navigating with her mother? Michelle gets chills as the reading suddenly connects career, family, timing and the importance of being present for this chapter of her life. And there's one more mystery: Pol' sees something in Michelle's office that needs to be removed before she can fully “bridge the gap” into what's next. Michelle doesn't immediately know what it is — but Pol' tells her she'll recognize it when she sees it. A phone call. A passion project. Something that has to leave. A bridge into a new chapter. And a “J” sitting unmistakably at the bottom of the cup.Michelle Barone came looking for answers. What she gets may be the push she's been waiting for. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Barone is UNDRESSED in New York City — and nothing is off limits. Michelle joins Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson for a wildly candid conversation about the reality-TV opportunity that almost changed everything: her months-long run at The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She opens up about going through 11 auditions over roughly eight and a half months, filming with Dolores Catania and Margaret Josephs, being placed on hold, believing she was close to landing the show — and finally getting the call that production was going in another direction. But what really happened behind the scenes? Michelle reveals what she was trying to accomplish when she attempted to bring fractured cast relationships together, why she believes geography and casting chemistry may have played a role, and how she processed the disappointment after getting so close. She also gets personal about her friendship with Teresa Giudice, sharing the side of Teresa she says viewers don't always get to see and the encouragement Teresa gave her after the Housewives door closed. Then the conversation shifts from what didn't happen to what could be next. Michelle says she's pitching other shows, admits she'd rather become “Andy Cohen” than simply be a reality cast member, and talks about expanding her podcast world between New York, Los Angeles and possibly Florida. Could an L.A. chapter — and even a future role on Ventura Shores — be in her future? Of course, this is UNDRESSED, so the conversation gets deliciously unfiltered: Michelle talks fashion, diamonds, her upcoming tummy tuck, her husband's relief that Housewives didn't happen, her children, a possible move, and why red-carpet fashion lives forever. Meanwhile, Patrik's very revealing audition callback becomes a full-blown topic of conversation, Pol' offers some custom-underwear commentary, and Michelle arrives “undressed” in more ways than one. It's Housewives secrets, friendship, family, reinvention, fashion, ambition and a lot of laughter — with Michelle Barone proving that sometimes the opportunity you almost get may be the one that opens the door to something even bigger. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Arden Myrin sits down for her Armenian coffee reading, and almost immediately the cup turns deeply personal. Pol' Atteu sees a single letter in the saucer that stops Arden cold — a connection to her late mother that seems impossible to ignore. From there, the reading begins pointing toward a major shift already gathering around Arden, with something unexpected waiting for her when she returns from filming. The cup also reveals two mysterious initials — a D and a P — tied to two very different possibilities. One appears connected to a commitment Arden may not see coming, while the other could lead her toward a creative opportunity she has wanted for years. With a musical she dreams of taking to New York and London, a movie she wants to shoot in Little Compton, and a new relationship quietly developing, the possibilities suddenly feel very real. But the reading goes much deeper. Arden opens up about losing both parents, the collapse of her marriage, a painful relationship with her father and the emotional weight she has carried for years. Pol' gives her a seven-night full-moon ritual designed to help her protect her energy and finally stop allowing old darkness to penetrate the life she is building now. Then the cup delivers another startling sign: a second J surrounded by a heart — followed by the image of a bird. Arden reveals that hummingbirds repeatedly appear whenever she is working on her musical and believes they are signs from her mother. By the end of the reading, Arden is emotional, empowered and convinced something big is coming. What exactly is waiting for her? Pol' says she will know very soon. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Arden Myrin is officially in The Haute Seat — and nothing is safe. Pol' Atteu and Patrik Simpson put Arden to work on the headlines, the red carpet and a game built around the very unusual place that helped make her who she is. The conversation starts with World Cup eye candy and quickly veers into one of the wildest spectacles imaginable, before a celebrity romance sparks a debate over love, loyalty and whether supporting your partner can ever compete with a much bigger obligation. Then it is time for Runway Rundown. Timothée Chalamet gets the room talking, Sarah Colonna lands in the fashion firing line, and Arden has to face photos from her own red-carpet past. What starts as a style critique turns into a surprisingly useful lesson about tailoring, proportions, borrowing clothes and why the wrong photograph can completely change how a look reads. But underneath the laughs, Arden gets candid about the long road to finally being seen as a leading lady. She opens up about loss, rejection and the moment she stopped needing permission to be exactly who she is. From her mother's advice to "protect your magic" to the strange, hilarious family story behind Little Miss Little Compton, Arden reveals how a childhood in a tiny Rhode Island town helped fuel a much bigger imagination. And just when you think the episode cannot get more unexpected, Pol' and Patrik challenge Arden to "The Tale of Two Comptons." Kendrick Lamar, Quakers, cowboys, centuries-old history and one very unexpected Snoop Dogg twist collide before Arden heads toward her Armenian coffee reading. It is fashion, fame, family, grief, comedy and absolute chaos — exactly where Arden Myrin shines. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Arden Myrin is back in the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills Showroom and we get into everything from Hollywood war stories to protecting your magic, dating after divorce, fashion obsessions and the very unusual reason her on-screen husband Burt Kreischer still will not kiss her. We pick up with Arden looking back at the shows she loved making, what it feels like to be underestimated, and why she refuses to let anyone minimize the work behind the comedy. She opens up about writing her own book, building and designing her own home, creating a musical and the lesson her late mother gave her as a child: protect your magic. That conversation takes us somewhere more personal as Arden and Patrik connect over losing their mothers, learning to stop people-pleasing and finally giving themselves permission to listen to what actually feels right. Then the relationship tea starts to pour. Arden reveals she has a boyfriend — a grown-ass man with a job, thank you very much — and explains why nine months together definitely does not mean nine months to move in. With Atlanta calling for another fast six-week shoot, we get into life on the set of Free Bert, block shooting an entire season, lightning lockdowns, memorizing scripts out of order and the tricks Arden uses to get her lines into her body. And then there is Bert. Arden explains why, despite their on-screen chemistry, Bert Kreischer has never kissed her on the show — and why she actually respects the reason. Could this season finally give their characters a little more intimacy? Arden has hopes, but she has not seen all the scripts yet. Of course, no Undressed conversation stays serious for too long. We detour through Rome, Fendi boots that should never have been worn for a walking tour, red kitten heels, lucite “come-f**k-me” shoes, Patrik's Versace obsession and a debate over whether style is ever worth destroying your feet. And just when we think the episode cannot get more fabulous, SnowWhite90210 enters the conversation as the true professional: camera-ready, cue-conscious and apparently prepared for her next close-up. It is funny, revealing and unexpectedly heartfelt — an interview about knowing who you are, protecting what makes you different and finding the people who actually get your magic. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Arden Myrin comes to the Pol' Atteu Beverly Hills house dressed to kill—and within minutes, nothing is off limits. We get into the creative energy that keeps all three of us moving, why Arden says she shuts down instead of screaming when things go sideways, and the deeply personal chapter of her 18-year relationship that ended during the pandemic. She opens up about fertility treatments, the uncertainty she felt about motherhood, and the anesthesia-fueled line involving the Gilmore Girls that still makes us howl. Then we undress the career turn Arden never expected. After years of playing the quirky neighbor, secretary, best friend and scene-stealer, she reveals why she was convinced no one would ever cast her as the wife—until Free Bert came along. Her audition setup involved an ironing board, a phone and a dirty crib sheet, but somehow it led to a chemistry read with Bert Kreischer and a major spot near the top of the call sheet. Arden tells us why she immediately understood the woman she was playing, how her own parents' wild love story helped unlock the role, and why being amused by Bert instead of trying to tame him may have sealed the deal. We also get the behind-the-scenes story of the young actresses playing her daughters, Arden's protective instinct toward them, and the unlikely nationwide search that brought one of them from farm life to Universal. And just when you think we're done, the conversation takes a Hollywood left turn: FYC parties, skipping Saturday Night Live for a friend, Arden's own SNL test—and her brutally funny verdict on what it was really like working on MADtv. This is Arden Myrin completely undressed: hilarious, candid, sentimental and very, very unfiltered. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Janet Caperna has survived The Valley, marriage, motherhood and our Haute Seat—but is she ready for what’s hiding at the bottom of her Armenian coffee cup that Pol' sees? In her very first Armenian Coffee Reading, Janet quickly discovers that the grounds may know a little too much. Pol' immediately picks up on travel plans that haven’t even happened yet—but one trip comes with a warning Janet definitely wasn’t expecting. And that’s only the beginning. Soon, the cup turns toward family, motherhood and what could be coming next for Janet and Jason. A mysterious symbol at the bottom of the cup stops us in our tracks, while another prediction leaves Janet wondering whether the family she has carefully planned might end up looking very different than she imagined. Could there be another Caperna on the horizon… or something even more surprising? Then Pol' sees a major change involving home before Janet reveals just how seriously she’s already thinking about it. What follows is an eerily specific prediction about a future space, an emotional connection she won’t understand until she sees it, and something waiting on the other side of that move that could open an entirely unexpected new chapter in Janet’s life. But there may be one person who needs a little convincing first: Jason. Janet hilariously admits that when she wants something, she plants the seed and waits for Jason to eventually think it was his idea. But the cup suggests there’s another “ask” Janet has been quietly waiting for Jason to deliver—and it may have nothing to do with what we initially think. Just when Janet thinks the reading is over, the thumbprint reveals one final surprise that has her saying, “That scares me!” And because we couldn’t let her escape without asking, we get in one last question about The Valley reunion and Kristen Doute. Did they finally find resolution? Janet’s answer gives us just enough tea to leave us wanting more. By the end, Janet declares herself “naked and great” and is very happy this reading was recorded—because she fully intends to come back and see whether Pol got it right. What did Pol' see? What is about to change? And which prediction could turn Janet’s perfectly planned Type-A world completely upside down? Grab your cup. This is one reading we’re definitely coming back to. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Janet Caperna is back in The Haute Seat, and nothing is off-limits as we strip down Bravo’s hottest headlines, red-carpet fashion and some truly jaw-dropping reality-TV history. We kick off with Haute Topics and Janet’s take on breaking the fourth wall. She explains why reality TV sometimes has to acknowledge fame, production and the comment section for the story to make sense—and gets candid about the dark side of being on television. After her first season, Janet says online hate crossed a terrifying line with death threats and racial slurs aimed at her husband and son. Then came the headline claiming the family had “fled to Switzerland,” when they were actually on a planned vacation in gorgeous Lake Lugano. Janet also spills on The Valley cast group chat, a recent star-packed dinner with Shannon Beador, Tom Schwartz, Lala Kent and Michelle Saniei, and why she thinks Bravo spin-offs and “Next Gen” shows can absolutely work. Next, Runway Rundown gets fashionable and feisty. We weigh in on Kristen Doute’s bump-baring maternity look, debate Pamela Anderson’s makeup-free red-carpet era, and revisit Scheana Shay’s wedding gown—including Janet’s firsthand memories as a bridesmaid and Pol’s behind-the-scenes styling details. Then Janet faces her own reunion fashion: the backless look she wore after losing 70 pounds of baby weight, the Rachel Zoe/vintage Gucci comparison, and the secret to dressing for a reunion where you may be sitting on a couch for12-plus hours. She even teases her newest reunion look: a primary color, tasteful peekaboo skin and borrowed diamonds. The conversation gets even hotter when Janet talks marriage, why an open relationship would never work for her, and delivers one of the episode’s wildest lines about Jason. Then it’s Game Time: “Bravo’s Biggest Capers,” where scams, scandals and reality-TV chaos collide. We quiz Janet on the White House crash heard around Bravo, Teresa Giudice’s prison sentence, Scandoval, Anna Delvey and Ariana Maddox. But the biggest caper may be Janet’s own story: she reveals she once partied with Elizabeth Holmes shortly before Holmes went to prison. What began with a mysterious “Lizzie” FaceTime at Sundance turned into a surreal night at a San Francisco jazz bar—and Janet says Holmes got “hammered.” That confession sends us straight into our own Anna Nicole Smith memories and the glory days of truly unfiltered reality television. Fashion, Bravo gossip, scandal, diamonds, death threats, Scandoval and Elizabeth Holmes at a jazz bar—Janet Caperna’s Haute Seat is officially scorching. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Janet Caperna is back in the Haute Seat with us, and this time we go even deeper into love, marriage, motherhood, money, reality TV and the friendships that made—and complicated—The Valley. Janet tells us how a four-Corona Tulum moment changed everything when she looked at longtime friend Jason and suddenly realized the guy she had been searching for was already in front of her. From their first real kiss to her immediate “I’m marrying this man” declaration, she opens up about why Jason became her person, how they divide money and responsibilities, and why separate bank accounts and separate bathrooms might be her secret to a happy marriage. We rewind to the years Janet spent quietly watching the Vanderpump world from the background while working as an executive assistant for major names, including Cameron Diaz and Catherine Power at Avaline. Then came the move to the Valley, a closer friendship with Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor, the original “baby bottle service” concept, Scandoval reigniting interest in the group, an unexpected pregnancy—and suddenly Janet was filming season one of The Valley. Nothing is off limits as Janet talks Kristen Doute, Nia, Jax, Brittany, Ariana Madix, Jesse, Lacy, Michelle and the moment she thought photos of Michelle and Dr. Dre were AI. She reveals why she believes Raquel could have redeemed herself by returning to Vanderpump Rules, why she refuses to campaign for cast members to be fired, and why she thinks reality TV only works when you stop hiding from the cameras and show the real, raw mess. She even takes us inside the Big Bear breakdown where, seven months pregnant and cooking for everyone, she threw tortilla chips at Jason, burst into tears and made the split-second decision to let the cameras follow. We also get into Ariana’s Love Island success and fashion, Janet’s plans to try for baby number two, her wild 7/7/27 family-date dream, her future cookbook and homeware ambitions, and the life she actually wants when the cameras are gone. And then things take a very unexpected turn when Jesse’s claimed history with Anna Nicole Smith comes up—something that shocks us, because we were there and knew Anna’s life intimately. It’s love, lawsuits, baby plans, reality-TV boundaries, Scandoval clues, Dr. Dre shockers and one very Undressed conversation. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s our 23rd anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: completely UNDRESSED, wildly inappropriate, and with one of Bravo’s most talked-about personalities, Janet Caperna of The Valley. We’ve known Janet for nearly a decade, but this time we’re going all the way back to her pre-Bravo life in Columbus, Ohio — before the cameras, before The Valley, and before an unexpected poolside encounter with Scheana Shay changed the course of her Los Angeles story. Janet tells us why getting married at 22 was far too young for her, how she realized she had outgrown her first marriage, and why a three-month trial run in Los Angeles became the beginning of an entirely new life. She takes us inside the hilariously unglamorous moment she and a friend showed up ready to actually swim at the Mondrian pool — only to find an ultra-L.A. scene where nobody was swimming and everyone was in heels. Then Scheana walked in. Janet opens up about approaching the Vanderpump Rules star as a fan, the friendship that unexpectedly followed, their early stoner-girl bonding, and the unforgettable Disneyland birthday Scheana planned for her just days after Janet moved to L.A. Of course, we have questions. Was Janet really the “Bravo stalker” people make her out to be? Why isn’t Scheana on The Valley? What does Janet think about Scheana stepping away from cameras after the fallout surrounding Brock Davies? And how close was Janet to Lala Kent before Lala joined The Valley? Janet dishes on the real friendships behind the Bravo universe, including the connection between their moms, Brittany Cartwright, Michelle Saniei and Lala Kent. Then things get expensive — and outrageous. We talk vintage jewelry, Janet’s 1910 push-present ring, borrowing major pieces for Watch What Happens Live and the reunion, Pol’s massive diamonds, and the very real fear of being robbed. Janet shares the frightening reason she never hesitates to hand jewelry over if threatened. And because chaos follows us everywhere, Janet turns the tables and asks US about Jeff Lewis, our viral American Airlines lounge showdown, missing luggage, our hacked account and the theft of roughly 500,000 AAdvantage miles. We unpack the 4:37 a.m. airport confrontation, the comment about our “Japanese friend,” the lounge-to-lounge tattletelling, and the viral video Janet joked could land us on the no-fly list From Bravo fandom to friendship, divorce to reinvention, Scheana and Lala to Jeff Lewis, diamonds, Disneyland and airport drama, Janet gives us a funny, candid look at how a girl from Ohio found herself inside the world she once watched from her couch — and why she still refuses to play to the camera. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this deeply personal installment of our Anna Nicole Smith: Portrait of an Icon series, we open Chapter Two of our book and remember the person who was truly at the center of Anna Nicole Smith’s world: her son, Daniel Wayne Smith. We knew Daniel away from the headlines and cameras—as the quiet, brilliant, soft-spoken young man who loved books, video games, trivia and simply being close to his mom. While Anna became one of the most photographed women in the world, Daniel wanted almost nothing to do with fame, and we share what it was really like watching him navigate life as Anna Nicole Smith’s son. We take you inside the mother-son relationship the public rarely got to see. Anna was fiercely protective, surprisingly strict and completely hands-on with Daniel. We remember the everyday moments that showed who she was when the cameras were gone: cooking for him, teaching him how to brush his teeth with braces, fighting over a messy bedroom, worrying about college and doing everything she could to give him the childhood and future she never had. Daniel wasn’t just her son—he was her rock, her grounding force and, for so many years, the one constant in her life. We also revisit some of our funniest and most unforgettable memories with him: Daniel hiding from cameras, Pol’ trying to understand what Daniel was doing on the computer, Patrik playing a celebrity boxing video game with him while Anna’s digital character battled in the ring, and the wild TrimSpa bus trip to Nebraska where Anna essentially told us to get on the bus and figure out the clothes later. There was Scrabble, road-trip chaos, laughter and the kind of private family moments no tabloid could ever capture. Then the conversation turns emotional as we remember Daniel meeting his newborn sister in the Bahamas and the devastating loss that followed. We reflect on how losing him changed Anna forever and read from our book the heartbreaking remembrance she wrote for Daniel to be placed with him—a private expression of a mother trying to understand how to live without the child she called her rock. We also share how Dannielynn’s name became connected to Daniel and to hope for the future. This episode is not about the Anna Nicole persona. It is about the mother we knew, the son we loved, and the bond we witnessed firsthand. Daniel was intelligent, gentle, funny, private and full of promise—and his loss became one none of us ever truly got over. There is much more to this story, and much more from Portrait of an Icon still to come. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before we ever turned the coffee cup over, we found ourselves laughing hysterically about everything from losing contact lenses inside your eye for a month to plastic surgery, aging gracefully, skinny jeans, fashion disasters, and why reading glasses suddenly become accessories instead of necessities. Somehow we also managed to debate the ideal size of certain male anatomy, revisit Frank's terrifying experience on Snake, and wonder whether surviving thousands of hissing cockroaches deserves lifetime therapy. As always, nothing is off limits. We also dive into Frank's exciting new chapter. After years spent making other people look beautiful behind the scenes as a celebrity makeup artist, he's finally stepping into the spotlight himself. From modeling during Brooklyn Fashion Week to discovering a confidence he's never truly felt before, Frank opens up about embracing the person he was always meant to become instead of the character everyone else expected him to play. That naturally leads us into one of the most honest conversations we've ever had about identity, self-worth, heartbreak, and learning to stop letting other people write your story. We talk about why reinvention isn't changing who you are—it's finally allowing the real you to show up. Then comes the moment everyone waits for... The Armenian Coffee Reading. The instant we looked inside Frank's cup, we knew this wasn't going to be an ordinary reading. The coffee revealed emotions far deeper than either of us expected. A broken heart that hasn't completely healed. Someone from the past whose energy is still present. The difference between what we need and what we simply want. A powerful exercise involving seven days of handwritten reflections that could completely change the direction of Frank's life. As the symbols continued appearing inside the cup—including an unmistakable facial profile—we watched Frank become visibly emotional as nearly every message resonated with experiences he had never shared publicly. The reading wasn't about predicting the future. It was about finally understanding the past. We also discuss why focusing on career and purpose may be exactly what unlocks the next chapter of his life, how creativity becomes part of healing, and why the greatest love story sometimes begins by choosing yourself first. Of course, because it's UNDRESSED, the emotional moments are constantly interrupted by our completely inappropriate jokes, outrageous one-liners, fashion commentary, SnowWhite90210 sleeping through the entire reading, and enough adult humor to make your grandmother blush. This episode proves exactly why Armenian coffee readings continue to fascinate us. Sometimes the coffee doesn't tell you what you want to hear—it tells you exactly what your soul needs to hear. Grab your favorite cup of coffee because this is one of the most heartfelt, funniest, and unexpectedly emotional episodes we've shared. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Interview Everyone NeededWhen we returned to New York City—the city where our own love story first began—we couldn't wait to sit down with celebrity makeup artist and The Snake winner, Frank Joseph. We expected laughs, Hollywood stories and a little reality-TV gossip. What we didn't expect was one of the most honest and emotionally revealing conversations we've had in a long time.From the moment Frank joins us, absolutely nothing is off limits. We dive into his remarkable journey after The Snake, his incredible physical transformation, and the life-changing decisions that forced him to stop living for everyone else and finally start living for himself. Of course, because it's UNDRESSED, the serious moments are constantly interrupted by outrageous laughter, unfiltered humor, hilarious conversations about dating, GLP-1 weight-loss medications, demisexuality, Chunky Monkey ice cream, Hot Pockets, fashion, and the kind of spontaneous chaos that always happens when the three of us get together.As the interview unfolds, the conversation becomes far more personal than anyone expected. Frank reflects on heartbreak, friendships that changed forever, the end of a successful creative partnership, and what it feels like to rebuild your confidence after reality television. Rather than focusing on gossip, we explore the emotional side of reinvention, personal growth, authenticity, and why sometimes the hardest decision you'll ever make is choosing yourself.Pol' delivers one of his signature moments of insight that leaves Frank visibly emotional as the discussion shifts toward identity, self-worth and learning to stop shrinking yourself to make everyone else comfortable. We also talk about Brooklyn Fashion Week, Bravo, Sutton Stracke, Hollywood beauty secrets, Frank's new solo podcast, colorful contact lenses, behind-the-scenes reality television stories and the unexpected lessons that come from starting over.This episode is hilarious, heartfelt, inspiring and completely unfiltered. Whether you're looking for celebrity stories, outrageous laughs or a meaningful conversation about finding yourself again, The Interview delivers all of it. And just when you think you've heard everything, The Interview takes another turn that will have you counting down until The Coffee Reading. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we take you behind the scenes of my cosmetic surgery with renowned Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Saul Lahijani, and absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Patrik expected a routine laser resurfacing appointment... instead it became a three-and-a-half-hour surgical marathon complete with mystery Gore-Tex implants, unexpected lip surgery, missing buccal fat, multiple rounds of anesthesia, TikTok LIVE updates from the operating room, and enough comedy to make us question every decision we've ever made. We reveal why Pol' has spent years trying to convince Patrik his famous lips are "too big," how a decades-old cosmetic procedure left even the surgeon scratching his head, and why everyone—including the doctor—went on an unexpected treasure hunt inside his mouth looking for implants that apparently no longer exist. Along the way we name-drop everyone from Lisa Rinna, Dolly Parton, Tom Cruise, Daniel Craig, Jacob Elordi, Tom Holland and even Jesus Christ as our conversation spirals into hilarious territory while Patrik drifts in and out under medication. You'll hear what it's really like being awake during parts of facial surgery, why the burning smell made him believe he was turning into rotisserie chicken on Gilligan's Island, how Pol became the world's most overbearing "Nurse Ratchet," and why SnowWhite90210 nearly had a meltdown trying to reach Patrik while he was in surgery. We also pull back the curtain on modern laser resurfacing technology, explain how different settings are used on different areas of the face, and share never-before-told stories from inside the operating room—including Pol' live-streaming the entire experience on TikTok while the nurses joked about joining the broadcast. Between outrageous marital banter, brutally honest beauty confessions, celebrity comparisons, and behind-the-scenes surgical chaos, this episode proves that even in Beverly Hills, cosmetic surgery rarely goes according to plan. This is only Part One... and trust us... the story somehow gets even crazier. Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu  Tiktok: @polatteu  Twitter: @polatteu  www.polatteu.com Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  Tiktok: @patriksimpson www.patriksimpson.com Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 www.snowwhite90210.com Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video.  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading SnowWhite90210 SnowBubu is a Perfect gift! https://polatteu.com/shop/ols/products/snowbubu90210 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices