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"Aha!!! You've activated my Trap, I now get to spend Mana so that I can Floop the Pig and evolve it into a Charizard..." ... "What do you mean that makes no sense? This is a simple game of Pocket-Yu-The Gathering-Oh-Wars-Monsters TM, I literally can't make any simpler." ... "Well if that's how you really feel how 'bout this? I WIN!! That's right, I can just do that, I win, we're done!!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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"Welcome, trivia fans! Are you ready for the greatest game show in the history of our fine kingdom? You know the rules; all you have to do is navigate a harrowing tunnel full of giant spiders without being eaten, and you could win yourself a brand new ox to work the fields! Now without further ado, let's- what's that? ...Oh...okay, I'm receiving word from our producer, it sounds like one of the spiders has consumed the grand prize...I am so sorry about that... But hey, it happens to all of us eventually, am I right?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, Traveler! I pray this day finds you well! Would you per chance have a few moments to help a withered, old man with a simple request? Ohh, thank you kindly, Stranger; I promise this will not take too long. You see, I just need a little help collecting some herbs for a potion. Yes, I have nearly everything gathered here, I just need one more thing: a curious-looking, blood-red plant that hums when you approach it. Yes, there are plenty of them just down that cave passage there. Would you mind grabbing, say, thirty of them for me? I promise it won't take actual months of your real life to find them. That would be ridiculous! Heheh... Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Friends, are you bored to death with the monotony of everyday life in your sleepy, little hometown? Do you feel like you were made for a higher purpose, and you haven't been given the chance to show your full potential? Is there an inky blackness within your soul that you're just dying to show the whole world? Then come on down to New Londo! This club has everything; mournful ghosts, a big pupper with a sword, snakes with human faces... and closing up the night's entertainment is Lordran's hottest new boyband, The Four Kings. They are wild, they're passionate, and they do. Not. Know how to count!!! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

$6.7B221 Citadark Isle, just off of Gateon Port A charming, evil lair found off the coast of Orre, this 1,550,000-square-foot dream home can be all yours today. Fully furnished, and turn-key. There may only be 3 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms, but it more than makes up for it with the numerous storage chambers, exotic water/lava features, and the most effective anti-theft, security system money can buy! Seriously, without a weapons-grade speedboat, those nasty solicitors will seldom find their way to your front door. Includes original flooring, serious offers only. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Thanks for coming caving with me, Ted! It's nice to just disconnect and decompress for a while, out here in the middle of nowhere. Heh, it's funny...I've always thought stalagmites and stalactites kinda look like teeth. Silly, huh?" "They are." "Ha! I know, it's dumb I- wait...what..?" "They are teeth. Sorry, bud." *click* Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

**WARNING** Do Not Listen! This episode is comprised of segments which the editor intentionally removed from the show. We are not sure how this bonus episode got approved. Someone must have been truly desperate, and there was a deadline or something. Enjoy! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"At last...after searching for decades, I finally have it in my possession! They all laughed at me for believing such an artifact could exist, but I knew it must be buried out here somewhere... And now it's all mine: the season 7 finale of Sights Unseen. And look at it! Seal intact, as though I'm the first to ever lay hands on it! Heh, how fortunate could I be?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Inconcievable!!! I brought with me an entire army of my strongest, heartiest, most iron-willed warriors to this battle! Their legions numbered in the tens of thousands! They've stood through the horrors of war, and never once backed down in the face of death! They were the finest men I had!! How could you knock them all out-cold in an instant!?!" "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*TRIGGER WARNING* Yeah, normally this is where I write some shoddy piece of prose as an amuse-bouche before your fictional entrée, but this time is different... I wanna be upfront about some of the gore and viscera that are mentioned in this episode, as well as the multiple cases of stillbirth in this game! That's right, there's more than one. Why are there more than one instance of children dying in the womb? Don't ask me, I was just a passenger on this journey. Seriously, if this stuff is triggering to you in any way, we don't want you to force your way through. It's already scarred me for life, but what did I expect from a game called Bloodborne, right? Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Hey, we should do something tonight. Maybe we could go see a movie? Wanna check out the new Gangie?" "Nah...that franchise kinda fell off after they sent Gangie back in time to fight Jack the Ripper... Oooh, how about Chunnel? I heard that one was good." "Hmmm, I'm not really into action films. Especially ones where the entire story takes place in one location... Ah! I've got It! Let's go see The Rooster Crowed at Midnight!" "Oh, perfect! I tried reading the book, but the last few pages were missing, so I never found out whodunnit." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"...Heh, alright.. But I'm warning you... I've never been defeated in single combat... Select any weapon you choose from the rack; it makes no difference. I have analyzed every possible discipline or martial art that any master may employ. I can perfectly predict the movements of my enemy by studying the way they breathe and move before striking. I can anticipate any form that has been recorded in any scroll, in any language from around the world and-" "Sword Frisbee!" "SWORD FRISBEE!?! You can't just run around throwing swords at folks like- GAHHHH!!!! I'M SLAIN!!! How was I supposed to predict that!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Okay, for the last time; it's a very simple plan. All you have to do is traverse a series of dangerously-narrow canyons, fight dozens of armed military officers and killer probe droids, locate the imperial hangars without falling into the abyss, and fight the most cunning and ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy, before he finishes repairing his heavily-armed gunship and flees to Tatooine... Heh, yeah. Or tries to fight you man-to-vessel. Like anyone would even do that... Who, me? My job is to stay here on the ship and talk to you over the comms... Why are you yelling..?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Don't look now, but there's a building-sized, steel blade suspended precariously above your head... Hah! Made you look!! ...Hmm? Oh no, it's really there. Yeah... It could fall at any time... Well you can't see it because It's invisible. But I did made you look at it!" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- [email protected] Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast, Plog of Pods YouTube- The Nemian Cannon Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon Insta- nemian_cannon threads- nemian_cannon Bluesky- @nemiancannon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.