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Perfect Saints - Rachel Robinson

2025/12/05

It’s the series finale, and Lucy and Sam name their all-time favourite saints. Amen. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Body Parts

2025/11/28

Professors Beaumont and Campbell examine the human body. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Teenage Apologies

2025/11/21

Sincerest apologies. Lucy and Sam say sorry to everyone they’ve wronged. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Perfect Brian 1

2025/11/14

Lucy and Sam welcome back a Perfect Brian to Perfect Brains. Groovy baby. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited Ben Williams for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cafés

2025/11/07

Sausage, chips ’n' beans please. Lucy and Sam place an order at their perfect caff. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scare Us Silly

2025/10/31

Listen if you dare. Lucy and Sam receive some extremely disturbing messages from listeners. Thanks to listeners who sent in things to scare us silly: Roslyn, Matthew, Sunny, Lucas, Jules, Archie, Zoë, Adam?, Christian, Georgia, Robbie, Marty, Ruby, James, Molly and Daisy. If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499 Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Murals - Dean Zeus Colman and Gill Adams

2025/10/24

Lucy and Sam go off the wall with on the wall artist, Dean Zeus Colman. Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Perfect Outfits

2025/10/17

Fit check. OOTD. GRWM. Lucy and Sam choose their perfect outfit. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spin the Bottle - Tim Key and Gill Adams

2025/10/10

Lucy, Sam and their favourite celebrity guests are beholden to the power of the bottle. If it lands on you, your fate is sealed. Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Theme Song Reveal - Mike Wozniak

2025/10/06

So long to the boys from above, as we enter the Secret Garden of Babylon. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Planning Session Unbrained - Perfect Brians and James Acaster

2025/10/03

Perfect Brains is coming back. Ahead of its return, Lucy and Sam hold a very important planning session so that they can both emotionally, physically and spiritually prepare for weekly podcasting. Recorded and edited by Ben Williams, Naomi Parnell and Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Series 2 Trailer - Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains

2025/09/29

Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains returns this Friday 3 October. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 21: School's Out

2024/08/16

For the series finale, Lucy and Sam delve into the past to decide what's to come in the future. They're joined by a man instrumental in Lucy's life, Mr Richard Green. Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 20: Responding to Perfectionists

2024/08/09

Lucy and Sam check their mail. Remember once you open an envelope it can never ever be closed. Pigeons used to deliver messages but now they don't seem to know what to do with themselves. Oh well. Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. Artwork by Sam Campbell. Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 19: Conch All Stars – John Kearns and Damion Priestley

2024/08/02

Once again, the precious shell is passed between some very special guests who use its power to delve into the hottest topics of the moment. This is Conch All Stars. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. Artwork by Damion Priestley (and Sam Campbell). Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Read Lucy & Sam's Perfect Brains podcast reviews

4.8 out of 5

198 reviews

okokokokok!!!! 2025/10/06

Thoughtful and informative

The two foremost thinkers of our time. The new and old theme songs are both genius

MrAchmedFoley 2025/10/06

Perfect Brains Whatever

These two have wonderful ideas about how to change the world. Loved the Season 1 theme song, and also love the Season 2 song!

wooj wooj 2025/10/06

brain train

i do basically love you, adore you really

Pedipalps 2025/10/03

This is great

It’s just great

LaughterBirth 2025/08/15

It’s been a year, we need more

Pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssse

Senecatastic 2024/10/23

Yay!

More please!

ullaingahansenbensen 2024/07/06

wow

unhinged, confusing, powerful conch energy. clinically proven to raise your iq by several fractions of points per listen!

VnessajC 2024/09/12

Most annoying voices I’ve ever heard

Period

cwisstofer 2024/06/22

got nothing but love [+ gratitude]

lotsah comedians going around saying comedians are now’s philosophers but really are just horny for dropping f-slurs and saying trans people are ick. ...

jayj1414 2024/06/17

Utter chaos

If you played a drinking game where you took a shot for every non-sequitor, you’d collapse before the halfway mark of the first ep. Don’t play the dri...

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