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Rating
4.7from
This podcast has
154 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
SonoroExplicit
No
Date created
2023/12/06
Latest episode
2026/11/04
Average duration
82 min.
Release period
8 days
Description
“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics so listeners can do just that.Catch all new episodes every Wednesday. Sonoro..
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Red Baron Pizza Guy, Malfoid Memes, & Pat McAfee (w/ Davidson Boswell!)
2026/11/04
Guest: Davidson Boswell
Topics: The Red Baron Pizza Guy (The Discourse), Malfoid (Cursed Content), Pat McAfee (Grasshole of the Week)
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The H3 Cheating Scandal + Angry Airbnb Hosts (w/Milly & Alise!)
2026/10/28
Topics: Trump and Nicki Minaj, Clavicular's new dog (Software Update), The H3H3 Podcast cheating scandal (The Discourse), Airbnb's new cleaning rules (Grasshole of the Week)
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The Good American Pop-up + Dancing With the Stars Drama (w/Alise & Milly)
2026/10/21
Topics: Druski hosting SNL, Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play (Software Update), The Good American Pop-Up (The Discourse), Valentin Chmerkovskiy (Grasshole of the Week)
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Shane Gillis, Cornell, and Kelly Clarkson vs. an Animatronic Bird (w/Milly & Alise!)
2026/10/14
Topics: Druski, Pete Davidson, and Shane Gillis (The Discourse), Kelly Clarkson vs. The Art of Play (Grasshole Honorable Mention), Michael Tracey (Grasshole of the Week)
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The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Live at Cheerful Earful!)
2026/10/07
Performed live for this year's Cheerful Earful podcast festival in New York.
Topics: Historic Latina Tweets (Game), The Many Beefs of Cardi B (Discourse)
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The COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, Mass (w/Alise & Milly!)
2026/09/30
Guest: Patreon Re-release! No guest, just gal
Topics: Life of A Showgirl: The Encore (Mini Topic 1), Clavicular SA accusations (Mini Topic 2), The Covid-Conscious Lesbian Bar in Greenfield, MA (The Discourse)
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Ed Sheeran, Macklemore, and Channing Tatum's Burner Account (w/Alise & Milly!)
2026/09/23
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Guest: No guest just gals!
Topics: Ed Sheeran and Macklemore (The Discourse), The Romantasy Scare Zone (Cursed Content), @Business_Nunya (Grasshole of the Week)
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The Fake 49er + Inde Navarrette (w/ Chanty Beluga aka Courtney O'Donnell
2026/09/16
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Guest: Courtney O'Donnell (aka CHANTY BELUGA)
Topics: Sydney Sweeney's latest ad (Software Update), The Fake 49er Romance Scam (The Discourse), Jeff Sneider vs. Inde Navarrette (Grasshole of the Week)
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Peter Pan Girl + Good Good Golf (w/ Alise & Milly!)
2026/09/09
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Guest: No guest! Just gals catching up!
Topics: Peter Pan Girl (The Discourse), Good Good Golf (Grasshole of the Week)
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The Saxophones Are Getting Louder
2026/09/02
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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly breaks down the TikTok trend "The Saxophones Are Getting Louder."
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SEARCH HISTORY: The Johnlock Conspiracy
2026/08/26
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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Alise walks Milly through the ship that walked so Heated Rivalry could run: Johnlock, aka Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
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Bricks and Minifigs
2026/08/19
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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly walks Alise through the drama that rocks the Star Wars figurine community and introduces us all to a character by the name of Reckless Ben.
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Fire Escape Girl vs. Latina Baddie
2026/08/12
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Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Alise walks Milly through the drama between an NYC subletter known as "Fire Escape Girl" and her roommate, who just so happens to be a Latina baddie.
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SEARCH HISTORY: Jordyn Woods vs. The Kardashians
2026/08/05
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The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly gives Alise all the deets on Jordyn Woods, the former bestie of Kylie Jenner, whose "lucky" bag maybe won the Knicks the championship.
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The Manosphere Meets Jubilee + Big Law Smoochers (w/ Garrett Williams!)
2026/07/29
Guest: Garrett Williams
Topics: Manosphere Jubilee Debate (The Discourse), Jay Guapo and the lawyers caught making out in Central Park (Grasshole of the Week)
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Sam sucks 2026/07/03
Funniest show ever
Love the cohosts ❤️
Rbcks 2026/06/25
Love it!
I’m newish to the podcast, but it’s so fun and full of good banter. I LOVE low stakes gossip and those are my favorite episodes! Thank you for keeping...
Missjita 2026/05/21
Vital public service
Texted my 15-year old grad school group chat filled with fellow geriatric millennials: “has anyone been following the Lindy West drama?” No, was the a...
Catnap2000 2026/04/15
Astute
I love this show’s humor and sharp analysis. I hope the hosts will listen to the recent Chappelle Roan episode of A Bit Fruity before they launch any ...
Stuck in Leaf 2026/04/15
Hate internet, love this podcast
I hate being online. But I love petty internet drama and funny friends, so I also love this podcast. The hosts, Milly and Alise, have a genuinely hila...
badbobbycase 2026/03/29
Don’t think I’m the target demo,
but I really enjoy this podcast. Fight me if you disagree.
Kyra!!!2 2026/01/07
Love this show
I just started listening maybe 8 months ago?? And already binged all of it! Even with the show being mostly topical to what’s happening now, it’s alwa...
JayRCali 2025/11/25
Lifeline for Elder Millenials
Providing a vital public service. Milly & Alise keep us elder millennials abreast of the best niche internet drama, minus the brain rot <3. Enjoyable ...
charlotte452 2025/11/19
my favorite pod
I’ve been following Alise and Milly for years, since their previous podcast. The only thing that would make Go Touch Grass better is if it came out mo...
isherwoodnt 2025/11/16
i love these girls
alise and milly bring humor + compassion + nuance to internet discourse. i love being off socials but still getting the goss from these two witty wome...
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