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In this chapter of Nightmare on Memory Lane we return to the shadows of New York’s most familiar holiday lore! This fictional true-crime-style parody revisits the legend of The Pigeon Lady — the reclusive figure once said to have helped a runaway kid in Central Park, now emerges in a new story, revealing just how much more complicated she’s become. It’s a tale best told with caution… and, in this case, a bird’s-eye view. Starring: Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠⁠⁠) Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠⁠) Jesse Magee Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠⁠) Jake Smith (⁠⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠⁠) Al Delgado Jessica Manning Jeremy Balon Written by: Zac Fieldsend (⁠@zacfieldsend⁠) Audio Production/Original Score by: Al Delgado Produced by: Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠) Website: ⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane⁠⁠⁠ Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/seltzerkings⁠⁠⁠ Voicemail/Text: (347) 470-8150 Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merch! ⁠⁠https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/⁠⁠ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Disney, Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What starts as a boys getaway to Vegas quickly spirals into chaos when the crew finds themselves on the run after a gambling misfortune. Seeking refuge, they stumble into a dusty desert bar that’s less dive and more deathtrap. Will our hapless heroes survive the night? Or will they become permanent guests in the midnight bite? Tune in to the Watts Corner Halloween Special! And remember, what happens in Vegas, DIES in Vegas. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast (⁠⁠⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠⁠⁠) Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring: Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠⁠) Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠⁠) Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠⁠) Mani Oramus David Mutschler Soy Sauce Thomas Rodney Ransack Introducing Jaxon and Olivia Manning as The Shrimp Basket kids. And Jessica Fieldsend as The Cage Bat Betty Bartender. Featuring Jon Kassir as The Crypt Master himself. And The entire cast of the 1993 comedy film The Sandlot as The Boss Bat. Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠⁠) (⁠⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠⁠) Website: www.wattscorner.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. Starring: Danny Tamberelli (⁠⁠@dtamberelli⁠⁠) (⁠⁠@dannytamberelli⁠⁠) Michael C. Maronna (⁠⁠@michaelcmaronna⁠⁠) Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Mr. Tastee Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠) Jake Smith (⁠⁠@jakesmith4490⁠⁠) Al Delgado Courtney Maginnis (⁠⁠@courtmaginnis⁠⁠) Written by: Zac Fieldsend (⁠⁠@zacfieldsend⁠⁠)   Produced by: Jeremy Balon (⁠⁠@jeremybalon⁠⁠) Network: Seltzer Kings (⁠⁠seltzerkings.com⁠⁠) (⁠⁠@seltzerkingspodcasts⁠⁠) Website: ⁠⁠seltzerkings.com/nightmare-on-memory-lane⁠⁠ Linktree: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/seltzerkings⁠⁠ Voicemail: (347) 470-8150 Theme Music by Valharmony via EE Tastee Basement Music by ⁠⁠Hugh Manker and his Stardusters⁠⁠ (1950) Check out our "Nightmare on Memory Lane" Merchandise! ⁠https://www.seltzerkings.com/shop/⁠ Legal Nightmare on Memory Lane is copyright © 2025 Seltzer Kings, LLC and intended for entertainment purposes only. Seltzer Kings, LLC is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Viacom, or any of their subsidiaries. All opinions, stories, and creative interpretations expressed within are parody and solely those of the creators and performers. Listener discretion is advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Seltzer Kings presents a chilling new scripted audio special that reimagines Wellsville’s most mysterious ice cream man as something far darker than childhood nostalgia remembers. Blending true-crime documentary style with 90s cult classic energy, the project peeks behind the mask to reveal a tale of obsession, horror, and suburban legend. This Danny & Mike x Watts Corner creation, written by Zac Fieldsend, features several familiar voices from the past! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner! When Johnny Watts "borrows" a creepy monkey's paw from Zardos' Magic Gift Shop, he thinks he's scored a shortcut to success—but every wish comes with a hilariously twisted consequence. As the paw grants him unexpected fame, the side effects turn his world upside down. Now, the gang must undo the curse before Johnny ends up living his best nightmare. Be careful what you wish for—especially if the sign says everything CAN go wrong. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip as half the cast. Smitty Wilcott as the other half of the cast. and Good Hard Jr. as some of the cast. Also starring Michael C. Maronna. Danny Tamberelli. Mani Oramus. Freya. Marcus McBeth as Rex Buster. Randall Ransack as 90s Rider Strong. and Jeremy Balon as 90s Shaun Hunter. Be sure to check out the Watts Corner merch website! www.wattscorner.com Network: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-corner Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to another classic episode of Watts Corner! Frankie Carlino has a master plan to secure his wealth. But things quickly spiral out of control. With his world crumbling, Frankie calls on his loyal consigliere, Johnny Watts, to deliver a bouquet of roses to his girlfriend, Veronica, the woman he never got the chance to say goodbye to. Johnny’s search for Veronica leads him to Australia, but just when he thinks he's found a way to mend things, an unexpected betrayal takes place. In a twist of fate, Johnny shows that loyalty is a deadly thing, leaving behind more than just a pile of roses. Who can Frankie trust now? And will Johnny’s tricks settle the score? Tune into "Return of The Rat" — where betrayal is a family tradition and revenge is a dish, best served cold. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Also starring: Marcus McBeth as Taffy - The Taffy Planes and Gumball Shack owner. & Freya as The Funnel Cake Betty. Website: https://www.seltzerkings.com/watts-corner Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Johnny's birthday, and things look perfect at his birthday party at Shakey's arcade. But as the party gets rolling, things take a strange turn. Judy's new boyfriend, Jeff, is actually a monstrous creature, and his mission is to sabotage the party. When things seem hopeless, Dr.Hal Owen, the notorious evil scientist, returns to help stop the creatures and win over Judy's heart while he's at it. What could possibly go wrong? Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Also starring: Michael C Maronna as The Cermack Valley Mall Announcer Manny O-ROM-US as Manny Moranis David Mutschler as Jeff the Lycanite Danny Tamberelli as Tambo The Bass Master Jeremy Balon as The SHAKEYS Mascot Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Johnny wakes up in a secluded farmhouse, confused and disoriented, unsure if the strange events from the past few days were real or just a bad dream. Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner! Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Also starring: Marcus McBeth as Mr.Rutherford, Matt Flowers as the Pumking Patch Farmer. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the Watts Corner - Halloween Special! Judy’s past returns to haunt her for messing with the dark arts back in 1985. Meanwhile, Johnny prepares his hot date with the new girl in town for a raging Halloween bash at the Moon Tower. Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Introducing Clarissa Smith as Samantha Gumtree Michael C Maronna as the Cermack Valley Mall Announcer. Manny O-ROM-US as Manny Moranis, no relation to Rick. Trysten Smith as the popcorn kid. Zoe Leigh as the news producer. Kane Nelson as the guy who stole Tambo’s beer. Jeremy Bay-lon as MY FUCKIN LEGS. Also starring Danny Tamberelli as Tambo, The Bass Master. Randall Ransack as Rodney Ransack the 3rd. Sawyer Kiger as the Beetlejuice Fanta Champion. Marcus Macbeth as Officer Blacktho. And John Kassir - The Crypt Master himself. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“Things go haywire when Johnny eats too much nutmeg and ends up in an alternate reality." Tune into a classic mini-episode of Watts Corner. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Johnny Watts stumbles upon a peculiar, ornate lamp that seems to call to him. Johnny soon discovers that the lamp is haunted by a vengeful spirit intent on wreaking havoc on his family. With time running out, Johnny must unravel the lamp's dark history and confront the spirit before it unleashes its fury. Will he succeed, or will the lamp claim his family as its next victim? Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Johnny is on the edge of his seat for his monster mash party, but there's a problem: he's missing the vital ingredient—Critters 2 on VHS. Desperate, he scours the local video stores, his heart sinking with each empty shelf. Just when he's about to give up, Johnny encounters Frankie, a smooth-talking mobster with a shadowy past. Frankie claims he has a pristine copy of Critters 2, but there's a catch. In exchange for the coveted VHS, Frankie needs Johnny to do him a 'small favor'— Will Johnny manage to secure the tape for his party? Or will he end up as another casualty in Frankie's dangerous game? Tune into a classic episode of Watts Corner. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Featuring: Mike Sportz as the Video Time Store Manager, Shane Henrickson as the Video Time Store Clerk, and Jon Stamos as Gerald The Dog. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornerpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Frankie and Vinny return to Dr. Hal Owen's mansion and find a secret entrance to a place that holds the secrets even the boldest feared to uncover. Meanwhile, amidst the chaos inside the mansion, Johnny Watts finds himself embroiled in a comedic battle with a mutant squirrel. Armed with sandwiches and a knack for survival, Johnny's battle provides a bizarre counterpoint to the unfolding mystery. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Featuring: Randall Ransack as Rodney Ransack, and Reggie VelJohnson as the Haunted Squirrel. Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornerpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tonight's story is about what happens when something evil finds its way into a sweet-ol' lady's kitchen. Submitted for the approval of the Cermack City Society, we called tonight's twisted tale, Judy's New Blender. Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Featuring: Sawyer Kieger as the Bonfire Story Master, Randall Ransack as Rodney "The Exterminator" Ransack, Machaela Grace as the Weegee Board Bonfire Kid, and Danny Tamberelli as The Rad Transformers Blanket kid. Tune in: Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornerpodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Frankie is banned from Cermack City, and Johnny has a new partner in crime. Will Frankie's plan to save himself work? Will Johnny make it out alive? Find out on an all-new episode of Watts Corner! Starring: Zac Fieldtrip, Smitty Wilcott, and Good Hard Jr. Tune in: Megaphone:https://cms.megaphone.fm/channel/wattscorner iTunes: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/wattscorner Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ZUMh2ckyUBTrbp7rO1s5z?si=281e7a7564f04c57 Network: Seltzer Kings Network (@seltzerkings) (@seltzerkingspodcasts) seltzerkings.com Instagram: @wattscornerpodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices