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This podcast has
26 episodes
Language
EnglishPublisher
Tris OatenExplicit
No
Date created
2024/03/06
Latest episode
2026/10/31
Average duration
19 min.
Release period
53 days
Description
An urban fantasy podcast of tape recordings by the curator of a secretive London-based art auction house. The Phosphene Catalogue is a 1970s mail-order catalogue, specialising in those items that cannot be sold at other auction houses: Paintings of lost origin, statues that are too grotesque for public display, and books better left unread... Episodes fortnightly.
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4.1 - The Young Hero & Stripping The Willow
2026/10/31
Welcome to the fourth season!
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Young Hero", James Litchfield, 1971. Ambrotype of a crying girl
and
"Stripping the Willow", A.K. Lange, 1782. Oil on canvas, 6' x 8'
Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/PhospheneCatalogue/posts/4-1-young-hero-174002138
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
It is edited by Laura Cook, and
Sound designed by Akash Thakkar
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.7 - Swyno'r Ddraig & Selenium Élysée
2026/02/08
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Swyno'r Ddraig", Traditional, 1976. A Theatre Production Adapted and Directed by Lord Dean Aldwick
and
Lot No. 9011 "Selenium Élysée". Lord Dean Aldwick, Modified by an Unknown Artist, 1976. Oil on Stone. 3' X 5' A Mixed Media Painting With Flowing Oil
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Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/149167922/
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.6 - Seemly Unseelie & Misering
2026/01/23
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Seemly Unseelie". Lord Dean Aldwick (assumed), 1976. Oil on Stone. 3' X 5' A Portrait of a Sleeping Woman in a Green Dress
and
"Misering". Unknown Author, Walpurga Press, 1891. A Partially Burnt Leather-bound Pocket Guidebook to London
Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/147837592
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.5 - The Knight's Tour & Royalty Free
2026/01/09
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Knight's Tour", Geneviève Ricard, 1791. Oil on Board, 24in X 18in, Pine Frame.
and
"Royalty Free", Cornelis Kepler, 1961. Wood Engraving, 13in X 10in, Interlocking Impossible Shapes.
Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-5-knights-tour-147837592
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
Update: Holiday '25 Schedule
2025/12/22
Hi folks, Tris here, writer and producer of TPC, with an update on the holiday schedule.
Due to a combination of seasonal flu and family commitments in December, we must skip this week's episode's slot.
Our fortnightly schedule will pick up again in the new year, with episode 5 on the 9th of January, episode 6 on the 23rd, and the Season 3 finale on the 6th of February.
Patrons will once again be able to listen to the next episode a fortnight ahead of schedule, episode 6 will be available right after episode 5 drops in the public feed.
Thanks everyone, for your support and excitement, talk again in the new year! 3
3.4 - Steering The Craft & Gytrash
2025/12/12
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Steering The Craft", Goody Shipton, Late 1960s. A Perfumed Watercolour on Cardboard, 10in X 8in
and
"Gytrash", Mark Norman, 1925, Rogue Taxidermy of an Unknown Animal
Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-4-steering-145368861
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.3 - Drawings of Disaggregation & Dreams of the Red House
2025/11/27
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Drawings Of Disaggregation", Peter Tidd 1959. A Hierarchical Set of Pencil Drawings
and
"Dreams Of the Red House", Phillip Web, painted between 1860 and 1915. A Red House Surrounded by Mist. Oil on Linen, Oak Frame
Subscriber to our Patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-2-erinnerungen-142485778
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.2 - Erinnerungen & Civil Twilight
2025/11/20
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Erinnerungen", Unknown Artist, Early 1941. A Single-sided Gramophone Recording of a Solo Violin
"Civil Twilight", Elbwin Reydan, 1972, Oil on Canvas, Agarwood Frame
Subscriber to our patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/3-2-erinnerungen-142485778
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
3.1 - Hireth & Pendragon's Tears
2025/10/31
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Hireth", an oil painting by Demetria De Witte
"Pendragon's Tears", A Ruby and Carved Silver Necklace
Subscriber to our patreon for bonus episodes, merch, and more! https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142169655
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
Stephen McCandless
2.6 - The Garden & Golden Oracle
2025/01/09
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Garden" a watercolour painting by Josephine Croft
"Golden Oracle", a linen tapestry Kurbak and Posch
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.5 - Portrait of a Young Man & Casket of Wonders
2024/12/27
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Portrait of a Young Man", an oil painting by Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino
"Casket of Wonders", a walnut box by Embriachi Workshop
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117816210
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.4 - Happenings & Fey Tails
2024/12/12
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Juniper Tree", an oil painting by Olive Yorke
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.3 - The Sentinal & The Unquiet
2024/11/28
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"The Sentinel", a statue by Audrey Pennington
"The Unquiet", a late 18th Century. Bronze Singing Bowl
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript:
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.2 - Lithocarta & The Stranger
2024/11/14
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Lithocarta", An Astrological Star Map Carved in Stone
"The Stranger", Henri Beauchamp. Oil on Canvas, Teak Frame
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115091892
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
2.1 - Huijia & Sirens
2024/10/31
Featured in this fortnight's issue of the Catalogue:
"Huija", an ink wash painting by Li Zhen.
"Sirens", an oil painting by Sarah Porter.
The next episode available is available TODAY for subscribers: https://patreon.com/phosphenecatalogue
📓 Free transcript: https://www.patreon.com/posts/2-1-huijia-114567058
🦣 Mastodon https://masto.namtao.com/@PhospheneCatalogue
🎙️ Recorded using a RODE NT-1 v5 USB in 32-bit float, edited with REAPER on Linux
🙏 CREDITS
The voice of Jude Francis-Sharp is Wolfie Thorns
The show is written and produced by Tris Oaten
❤️ Thank you so much to everyone who supports us, but especially our Patreon Art Producers:
- Stephen McCandless
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