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Merry Christmas everyone! Here is our very last piece of content for Season 1 of Murder She Rolled. For those unfamiliar, on our Patreon, we release episodes of Coffin Talk in between main episodes where we discuss about our show and characters, and whatever the hell else anyone thinks of while we're at it. And we thought we'd give this last one to everyone for free, just to say thanks. We recorded this last Coffin Talk seconds after we completed recording the finale, so all of the feelings were still really fresh, and yes we DO get all mushy-gushy about it. We hope you enjoy, and Happy Holidays! Support the show

At last, the gang makes it to the very root of all of their troubles, and through devastating sacrifice, face off against it. Will they defeat Caiphon, or at least hold him off? And how much will they have to lose to do so? This episode contains foul language, graphic violence, and death. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The gang says goodbye to the Ferry Man (in some very special ways), and locate Zippy's old cottage to discover some very confusing and concerning news. Then everyone does s****y animal impressions, and they head towards the FINAL BATTLE, with nary a clue as to what their plan could possibly be. This episode is pretty fine, honestly. We swear a bit. Listener discretion advised, I guess? Support the show

This is it everyone. The big reveal. All the little pieces finally fit together. Hopefully. We've almost certainly forgotten a few along the way. THE POINT IS, it's time to confront Iris once and for all about what is actually going on here, and how to stop it. This episode contains unintentionally horny Stacey, intentionally horny Hope, wildly toxic relationships and ever more brain tentacles. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The gang escapes Avantir and is rescued by an old friend. But something happens on the way to Winterstair that changes Posey for good. Or for evil? This episode contains auxilliary meat cubes, freaky cryptids, gore, murder, and deep betrayal. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The entire party faces off against their various opponents - Posey and Lucky against the High Council, Zippy and Edwin against the terrifying thing under the Earth Temple, and Vesper against the hordes of angry citizens bent of revolution! Will they succeed? Sorta! Will it be stupid? Only sometimes! This episodes contains city-wide revolts, a shocking array of body horror and dripping flesh, mentions of suicide, actions of murder, and foul and/or sexy language. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

(Alternate Title - Screamer Coitus) The gang discovers that they don't actually need a DM and run amok, naturally destroying EVERYTHING in the process. Posey and Lucky finally confront Posey's killer(s?), Zippy and Edwin discover something horrifying under the Earth Temple, and Vesper does some very brave and unique things, too. This episode contains riots, violence, death, fleshy monstrosities, very un-sexy sexy talk, and icky nasty language. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The gang argues loudly in public with Kristina, and then someone is set on fire for a pretty abnormal length of time. Also, we discovered our own soundboard and made WAY too much use of it. This episode contains immolation, yucky language, flesh doing things it doesn't normally do, and a highly regrettable joke from Shona about consent. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

So.... the city is falling. The gang tries to find a way to stop it, but the fallout it causes might already be too much for the party to handle. Maybe choosing a new Sky God will save them? This episode contains... actually just plug your ears when David says "daddy" and you'll be totally fine. We're cleaning up our act this time around. Support the show

Prepare for the most massive lore dump of the season, folks. Miriam FINALLY explains what Caiphon really is! Lucky, Zippy, and Posey find out something VERY important about themselves, we play with Lucky's oil flask, Hope is excellent at Lord of the Rings lore, EDWIN figures out the wallpaper thing, and Alan cries real tears (and gets called mean names for it). This episode contains some killer your mom jokes, and a few icky swears. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

Posey and Deacon finally get some time alone, and things get... surprisingly non-sexy. Lucky hunts down Saint Coralius, and the rest of the gang conduct a proper, successful, and well-strategized interrogation of Lord Drakenburn. We're a great team, y'all, we swear. This episode contains Vesper homophobia, talk of violent death, attempts at violent death, and dirty icky nasty language. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The corpsey-crew FINALLY gets to Avantir, Edwin looks into the face of (a) god and faces the consequences, Miriam experiences upload errors, Hope has... Hope errors, and everyone who isn't Posey functionally loses the plot. But hey, we meet someone really important at the end! This episode contains some icky language, childishly crude humor, and a bit of butt stuff (conversationally). Listener discretion advised. Support the show

The gang wraps up their intensifying back-and-forth with Mother Death, while Miriam takes Lucky on a (totally platonic) side quest into the horrors of her office desk. This episode contains David saying "dungeon daddy" too many times, graphic descriptions of fleshy violence, and a mention of suicide. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

With Azrael defeated (?), the gang tries pretty half-heartedly to set up a new system of government, run away with Miriam, take hard drugs, and bicker in Heaven's backrooms, all while trying to investigate the growing menace that is Mother Death's often-seeing-eye. This episode contains psychedelic mushrooms, icky language, and Mom and Dad fighting again. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

Yep, this whole episode is a very poorly executed court case. And it features a very VIOLENTLY executed.... well, you'll just have to listen and find out. This episode features strong language, murder, sacrifices, some god-tier gaslighting on everyone's part, and David saying "dungeon daddy" again. Listener discretion advised. Support the show