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The Sir and the Madame discuss three films starring the fabulous Ajita Wilson: EVA MAN (1980, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Antonio D'Agostino, written by Luis Castra and Antonio D'Agostino, starring Eva Robin's, Ajita Wilson, Attilio Dottesio, Ramón Centenero, Sara Mora, Fabián Conde, Giuseppe Alotta, Pippo Valente, and Annj Goren. EROTIC PASSION (1981, Quality X) Directed by Ilias Mylonakos, written by Vangelis Fournistakis, starring Monica Nickel, Ajita Wilson, Dimitris Tsaftaridis, Femi Benussi, Kostas Romaios, and Stratos Zamidis. MACUMBA SEXUAL (1983, Severin) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay (Candy Coster), Antonio Mayáns (Robert Foster), Hemy Basalo (Lorna Green), José Ferro, and Jess Franco (Juan G. Cabral). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three science fiction epics from the Golden Age of Porn: THE SATISFIERS OF ALPHA BLUE (1981, Arrow Productions) Written and directed by Gerard Damiano, starring Lysa Thatcher, Robert Kerman (R. Bolla), Herschel Savage, Sharon Mitchell, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Hillary Summers, Tiffany Clark, George Payne, Gerard Damiano, and Marilyn Gee. ULTRA FLESH (1980, VCX) Written and directed by Svetlana Mischoff from a story by G. Lewis and Sebastian Leone, starring Seka, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Luis De Jesus, Lisa De Leeuw, John Seeman, Serena, Candida Royalle, Mike Ranger, Little Oral Annie, Ron Jeremy, and Kelly Nichols. CAFÉ FLESH (1982, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Stephen Sayadian (Rinse Dream) and Mark S. Esposito, written by Herbert W. Day (Jerry Stahl) and Stephen Sayadian (Rinse Dream), starring Andrew Nichols, Paul McGibboney, Michelle Bauer (Pia Snow), Marie Sharp, Tantala Ray, Jody Lennon, Neil Poderecki, and Richard Belzer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three sexploitation films from Australia: ALVIN PURPLE (1973, Umbrella) Directed by Tim Burstall, written by Alan Hopgood, starring Graeme Blundell, George Whaley, Penne Hackforth-Jones, Elli Maclure, Jack Weaver, Alan Finney, Abigail, Lynette Curran, and Kris McQuade. FANTASM (1976, Peekarama) Directed by Richard Franklin, written by Ross Dimsey from an idea by Antony I. Ginnane, starring John Holmes, Uschi Digard, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Serena, Bill Margold, and many others. FELICITY (1978, Severin) Directed by John D. Lamond, written by Diane Lamond and John D. Lamond under the single name of Felicity Robinson, starring Glory Annen, Christopher Milne, Joni Flynn, Jody Hanson, Marilyn Rodgers, John Michael Hawson, and Gordon Charles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise! We did another holiday episode where we discuss three of our favorite films! Details will go up in a week. Until then, you'll have to listen to see what they are! UPDATE: The Films! 9 1/2 WEEKS (1986, Warner Brothers) Directed by Adrian Lyne, written by Patricia Knop, Zalmon King, and Sarah Kernochan, based on the book by Elizabeth McNeill, starring Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Margaret Whitton, David Margulies, Joey Silvera, and Ronnie Wood. SNACK BAR BUDAPEST (1988, Mya) Written and directed by Tinto Brass, based on the novel by Silvia Bre and Marco Lodoli, starring Giancarlo Giannini, Philippe Léotard, François Négret, Raffaella Baracchi, Sylvie Orcier, Valentine Demy, Malissa Longo, and Carmen Di Pietro. BETTY BLUE (1986, Criterion Collection) Written and directed by Jean-Jacques Beineix, based on the novel by Philippe Djian, starring Jean-Hugues Anglade, Béatrice Dalle, Gérard Darmon, Consuelo De Haviland, Clémentine Célarié, Jacques Mathon, Vincent Lindon, and Jean-Pierre Bisson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films by American director Russ Meyer: THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS (1959, N/A) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer with narration by Edward J. Lasko, starring Bill Teas, Ann Peters, Marilyn Wesley, Michele Roberts, Dawn Danielle, June Wilkinson, and Russ Meyer. VIXEN (1968, Severin) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Robert Rudelson based on a story by Russ Meyer and Anthony James Ryan, starring Erica Gavin, Garth Pillsbury, Harrison Page, Joe Evans, Vincene Wallace, Robert Aiken, Michael Donovan O'Donnell, Peter Carpenter, John Furlong, and Jackie Illman. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (1970, Criterion Collection) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer and Roger Ebert, starring Dolly Read, Cynthia Meyers, Marcia McBroom, John Lazar, Michael Blodgett, David Gurian, Edy Williams, Erica Gavin, Phyllis Davis, Harrison Page, Charles Napier, Pam Grier, and The Strawbarry Alarm Clock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director José Ramón Larraz: THE COMING OF SIN (1978, Arrow) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Monique Pastrynn, starring Patricia Granada, Lidia Zuazo, Rafael Machado, Montserrat Julió, David Thomson, and Pilar Vela. ...AND GIVE US OUR DAILY SEX (1979, N/A) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Sergio Garrone, starring Laura Gemser, Bárbara Rey, José Sazatornil, Ángel Herraiz, Mila Stanic, Alfred Lucchetti, and Gabriele Tinti. BLACK CANDLES (1982, Severin) Written and directed by José Ramón Larraz, starring Helga Liné, Vanessa Hidalgo, Jeffrey Healey, Alfred Lucchetti, Carmen Carrión, and Mauro Rivera. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a brief history of the Emmanuelle series, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more episodes from the first cable series: EMMANUELLE'S MAGIC (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Claire Lorentz, with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky, based on characters created by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, George Lazenby, Joel Bui, and Cynthia Van Damme. EMMANUELLE'S REVENGE (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Claire Lorentz, with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky, based on characters created by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, and George Lazenby. EMMANUELLE'S PERFUME (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur, with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky, based on characters created by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, and George Lazenby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the season finale, the Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set from Severin Films: SISTER EMANUELLE (1977, Severin) Directed by Giuseppe Vari (Joseph Warren), written by Marino Onorati from a story by Mario Gariazzo, Palmanbrogio Molteni, and Gerolamo Collogna, starring Laura Gemser, Monica Zanchi, Gabriele Tinti, Vinja Locatelli, Pia Velsi, Patrizia Sacchi, Dirce Funari, Mario De Vico, Rik Bataglia, and Ambrogio Molteni. EMANUELLE AND THE WHITE SLAVE TRADE (1978, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Romano Scandariato and Aristide Massaccesi, starring Laura Gemser, Ely Galleani, Gabriele Tinti, Venantino Venantini, Pierre Marfurt, Gota Gobert, Bryan Rostron, Nicola D'Eramo, and Anna Toffoli. BLACK VELVET aka BLACK EMANUELLE, WHITE EMANUELLE (1976, Severin) Directed by Brunello Rondi, written by Brunello Rondi from a story by Ferdinando Baldi, starring Laura Gemser, Annie Belle, Al Cliver, Gabriele Tinti, Feodor Chaliapin Jr., Zigi Zanger, Nieves Navarro, and Tarek El Nahry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss the Three Between the Sheets set from Severin Films: ECSTASY aka LOVE SCENES (1984, Severin) Directed by Bud Townsend, written by C. Penning Master, starring Tiffany Bolling, Franc Luz, Julie Newmar, Jack Carter, Daniel Pilon, John Warner Williams, Britt Ekland, Monique Gabrielle, Michelle Bauer, and Brinke Stevens. BLACK VENUS (1983, Severin) Directed by Claude Mulot, written by Harry Alan Towers (Peter Welbeck) based on a story by Honoré de Balzac, starring Josephine Jacqueline Jones, Mandy Rice-Davies, Florence Guérin, Helga Liné, José Antonio Ceinos, Emiliano Redondo, Karin Schubert, Lone Fleming, Monique Gabrielle, and Ricardo Palacios. MELODY OF PASSION aka LA CHICA QUE CAYÓ DEL CIELO (1986, Severin) Directed by Hubert Frank, written by Joe Eszterhas, starring Sonja Martin, Montse Bayo, Marina Oroza, Klaus Münster, and Martin Garrido Ramis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic thrillers from the '90s: BODY OF EVIDENCE (1993, Shout Factory) Directed by Uli Edel, written by Brad Mirman, starring Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna, Annie Archer, Julianne Moore, Jurgen Prochnow, and Frank Langella. JADE (1995, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by William Friedkin, written by Joe Eszterhas, starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino, Chazz Palminteri, Michael Biehn, and Richard Crenna. BASIC INSTINCT (1992, Lionsgate) Directed by Paul Verhoeven, written by Joe Eszterhas, starring Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone, George Dzundza, and Jeanne Tripplehorn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After discussing the new EMMANUELLE (2024) film, the Sir and the Madame discuss three South American films directed by Armando Bó starring Isabel Sarli: FUEGO aka FIRE (1969, Something Weird) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Armando Bó, Alba Mujica, and Roberto Airaldi. FIEBRE aka HEAT (1971, N/A) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Armando Bó, Horacio Priani, and Mario Casado. EMBRUJADA aka BEWITCHED (1976, N/A) Written and directed by Armando Bó, starring Isabel Sarli, Victor Bó, Miguel A. Olmos, and Daniel de Alvarado. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films starring superstar Joe Dallesandro: BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974, Severin) Written and directed by Paul Morrissey, starring Joe Dallesandro, Udo Kier, Arno Jürging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic, Dominique Darel, Stefania Casini, Silvia Dionisio, and Vittorio De Sica. JE T'AIME MOI NON PLUS (1976, Kino Lorber) Written and directed by Serge Gainsbourg, starring Jane Birkin, Joe Dallesandro, Hugues Quester, Gerard Depardieu. LA MARGE (1976, Plaion Pictures) Written and directed by Walerian Borowczyk, based on the novel by André Pieyre de Mandiargues, starring Sylvia Kristel, Joe Dallesandro, André Falcon, Mirielle Audibert, and Roger Darton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three dramatic films from the Golden Age of Porn: ROOMMATES (1982, Quality X) Directed by Chuck Vincent, written by Chuck Vincent and Rick Marx, starring Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols, Samantha Fox, Jerry Butler, Jack Wrangler, Bobby Astyr, Jamie Gillis, Gloria Leonard, and Ron Hudd. WOMAN IN LOVE (1980, Quality X) Directed by Kemal Horulu, written by Jack Parro, starring Laurien Dominique, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Eric Edwards, Robert Kerman, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, George Payne, Ron Hudd, Bobby Astyr, and Veri Knotty. NOTHING TO HIDE (1981, CalVista) Directed by Anthony Spinelli, written by Mitch Spinelli (Michael Ellis), starring John Leslie, Richard Pacheco, Erica Boyer, Chelsea Manchester (Tigr), Holly McCall, Raven Turner, and Misty Regan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three Women-in-Prison films. CHAINED HEAT (1983, Panik House presented by Mr. Skin) Directed by Paul Nicholas, written by Paul Nicholas and Aaron Butler (Vincent Mongol), starring Linda Blair, John Vernon, Sybil Danning, Tamara Dobson, Stella Stevens, Henry Silva, Monique Gabrielle, Edy Williams, and Irwin Keyes. REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS (1986, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by Tom De Simone, written by Tom De Simone with additional dialogue by Daniel Arthur Wray and Jack Cummins, starring Linda Carol, Wendy O. Williams, Pat Ast, Sybil Danning, Michelle Bauer, Charlotte McGinnis, and Sherri Stoner. AMAZON JAIL (1982, Vinegar Syndrome) Directed by Oswaldo de Oliveira, written by Oswaldo de Oliveira and Alfredo Palácios, starring Elizabeth Hartmann, Maurício do Valle, Sandra Graffi, Lígia de Paula, Elyse Cardoso, and Shirley Benny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss The Flesh Trilogy by Michael Findlay. THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967, Distribpix) Written and directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Angelique Pettyjohn, Peggy Staffans, Vivian Del Rio, Sally Farb, Susanne Marre, and Roberta Findlay. THE CURSE OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), written by Michael and Roberta Findlay, starring Michael Findlay (Robert Wester), Eve Bork, Linda Boyce, Sally Farb, John Amero, Jane Bond, and Ron Scardera (A Dick Feeler). THE KISS OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), written by Michael and Roberta Findlay, starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Uta Erickson, Janet Banzet (Marie Brent), Suzzan Landau (Alice Grant), and Earl Hindman (Leo Heinz). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.