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The Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from the Golden Age of Porn: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA (1976, Mitchell Brothers Film Group) Written and directed by Sharon McNight, based on a novel by Stanislas de Rhodes, starring Jean Jennings, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Annette Haven, John Leslie, Dale Meador, Ken Scudder, and Joanna Hilden. THE DEFIANCE OF GOOD aka DEFIANCE! (1974, VCX) Directed by Anthony Spinelli (Armand Weston), written by Anthony Spinelli and Jason Russell, starring Jean Jennings, Fred Lincoln, Day Jason, Heather Ellis, Kevin Andre, Turk Turpin, with appearances by Marc Stevens, Jason Russell, Jamie Gillis, Sandi Foxx, Sonny Landham, and Alan Marlow. THE FIREWORKS WOMAN (1975, Quality X) Directed by Wes Craven (Abe Snake), written by Roger Murphy (Hørst Badörties) and Wes Craven (Abe Snake), starring Jennifer Jordan (Sarah Nicholson), Eric Edwards, Helen Madigan, Jamie Gillis, Erica Eaton, Marc Stevens, Alan Marlow, Leo Lovemore, and Sandi Foxx. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Swiss director Erwin C. Dietrich: THE BED HOSTESSES aka HOSTESS IN HEAT aka CALENDAR GIRLS 2 (1972, Ascot Elite) Written and directed by Erwin C. Dietrich (Manfred Gregor & Michael Thomas), starring Ingrid Steeger, Karin Hoffman, Chrissta Free, Monica Marc, Kurt Meinicke, Roman Huber, and Dorit Henke. THE DEVIL IN MISS JONAS (1974, N/A) Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich (Michael Thomas), written by Erwin C. Dietrich (Manfred Gregor) and Christine Lembach, starring Christa Free, Marianne Dupont, Herbert Fux, Michel Jacot, Jürg Coray, and Roman Huber. CAGED WOMEN aka THE WOMEN OF INFERNO ISLAND (1980, Full Moon) Directed by Erwin C. Dietrich (Michael Thomas), written by Erwin C. Dietrich (Manfred Gregor) and Melvin Quiñones, starring Karine Gambier (Simone Samson), Brigitte Lahaie, Nadine Pascal, France Lomay, Eric Falk, Paul Grau, and Helmi Sigg. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from American director Nick Millard aka Nick Philips: FIRE IN HER BED (1972, Retro Seduction/Pop Cinema) Written and directed by Nick Millard (Alan Lindus), starring Donna Stanley (Donna Rae), Rodney Moore, Barbara Mills (Leona Tyler), Ann Perry, Vic Paulo, Rudy Smith, and John Hinks. PLEASURE OF A WOMAN (1973, Retro Seduction Cinema) Written and directed by Nick Millard aka Nick Philips, starring Lynn Harris, Uschi Digard, and Neola Graef. FRAULEIN LEATHER (1970, Media Blasters/Guilty Pleasures) Written and directed by Nick Millard aka Nick Philips, starring Barbara Mills, Lynn Harris, Anna Travers, and Jane Tsentas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director Eloy de la Iglesia: HIDDEN PLEASURES (1977, Altered Innocence) Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia, written by Eloy de la Iglesia, Rafael Sánchez Campoy, and Gonzalo Goicoechea, starring Simon Andreu, Toni Fuentes, Beatriz Rossat, and Ángel Pardo. THE CREATURE (1977, Severin) Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia, written by Enrique Barreiro, starring Ana Belén, Juan Diego, Claudia Gravy, Micky the dog, and Luis Ciges. THE PRIEST (1978, Severin) Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia, written by Enrique Barreiro, starring Simon Andreu, Emilio Gutiérrez Caba, José Franco, Ramón Repáraz, Queta Claver, África Pratt, José Vivó, Esperanza Roy, and Fabián Conde. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss the final episodes of Sylvia Kristel's Emmanuelle: EMMANUELLE IN VENICE (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky based on characters by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, and George Lazenby. EMMANUELLE'S SECRET (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Frank Bonti with additional story ideas by Alain Siritzky based on characters by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, and George Lazenby. EMANUELLE IN SPACE: FIRST CONTACT (1994, N/A) Directed by Lev L. Shapiro (LL Shapira), written by Daryl Haney based on characters by Emmanuelle Arsan, starring Krista Allen and Paul Michael Robinson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three more films from The Sensual World of Black Emanuelle box set: DIVINE EMANUELLE aka FANATICO...WHEN THE GODDESS CALLS (1981, Severin) Written and directed by Christian Anders, starring Laura Gemser, Christina Anders, Gabriele Tinti, Maximillian Walters, Simone Brahman, Fini, Bob Burrows, and Sacha Borisenko. VIOLENCE IN A WOMEN'S PRISON (1982, Severin) Directed by Bruno Mattei (Vincent Dawn), written by Ambrogio Molteni and Claudio Fragasso, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Maria Romano, Ursula Flores, Antonella Giacomini, Franco Caracciolo, Françoise Perrot, Lorraine De Selle, Jacques Stany, and Franca Stoppi. EMANUELLE IN PRISON aka WOMEN'S PRISON MASSACRE (1983, Severin) Directed by Bruno Mattei (Gilbert Roussel), written by Claudio Fragasso, Rossella Drudi, and Olivier Lefait, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Maria Romano, Ursula Flores, Antonella Giacomini, Raul Cabrera, Lorraine De Selle, Carlo De Mejo, and Franca Stoppi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from American director Zalman King: RED SHOE DIARIES (1992, Kino Lorber) Directed by Zalman King, written by Patricia Louisianna Knop and Zalman King, starring David Duchovny, Brigitte Bako, and Billy Wirth. TWO MOON JUNCTION (1988, N/A) Directed by Zalman King, written by Zalman King and Macgregor Douglas, starring Sherilyn Fenn, Richard Tyson, Louise Fletcher, Burl Ives, Kristy McNichol, Martin Hewitt, Juanita Moore, Millie Perkins, Milla Jovovich, and Hervé Villechaize. WILD ORCHID (1989, Olive) Directed by Zalman King, written by Patricia Louisianna Knop and Zalman King, starring Mickey Rourke, Jacqueline Bisset, Carré Otis, and Assumpta Serna. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three erotic mondo films: THE ABCS OF LOVE AND SEX: AUSTRALIA STYLE (1978, Intervision) Directed by John D. Lamond, written by John D. Lamond and Alan Finney, starring Sandy Gore, Michael Cole, Marilyn Rodgers, Robyn Bartley, and Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan. THE FORBIDDEN (1966, Severin) Directed by Benjamin Andrews and Lee Frost, written by Benjamin Andrews, starring Baby Bubbles aka Rose Caulder aka Elaine Jones, Bob Cresse, and Lynn Harris (unconfirmed). CRAZY NIGHTS (1978, Full Moon) Written and directed by Joe D'Amato, starring Amanda Lear, Marina Hedman, and Eolo Capritti (unconfirmed). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from French director Jean Rollin: SCHOOLGIRL HITCHHIKERS (1973, Screenbound) Directed by Jean Rollin, starring Joëlle Coeur, Gilda Arancio, Marie Hélène Règne, Willy Braque, Pierre Julien, and Jean Rollin. NIGHT OF THE HUNTED (1980, Redemption) Written and directed by Jean Rollin, starring Brigitte Lahaie, Vincent Gardère, Dominique Journet, Bernard Papineau, Cathy Stewart, Natalie Perrey, and Marilyn Jess. LIPS OF BLOOD (1975, Indicator) Directed by Jean Rollin, written by Jean-Loup Philippe and Jean Rollin, starring Jean-Loup Philippe, Annie Belle (Annie Brilland), Natalie Perrey, Martine Grimaud, Catherine Castel, Marie-Pierre Castel, Claudine Beccarie, Beatrice Harnois, Sylvia Bourdon, and Willy Braque. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films starring the fabulous Ajita Wilson: EVA MAN (1980, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Antonio D'Agostino, written by Luis Castra and Antonio D'Agostino, starring Eva Robin's, Ajita Wilson, Attilio Dottesio, Ramón Centenero, Sara Mora, Fabián Conde, Giuseppe Alotta, Pippo Valente, and Annj Goren. EROTIC PASSION (1981, Quality X) Directed by Ilias Mylonakos, written by Vangelis Fournistakis, starring Monica Nickel, Ajita Wilson, Dimitris Tsaftaridis, Femi Benussi, Kostas Romaios, and Stratos Zamidis. MACUMBA SEXUAL (1983, Severin) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay (Candy Coster), Antonio Mayáns (Robert Foster), Hemy Basalo (Lorna Green), José Ferro, and Jess Franco (Juan G. Cabral). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three science fiction epics from the Golden Age of Porn: THE SATISFIERS OF ALPHA BLUE (1981, Arrow Productions) Written and directed by Gerard Damiano, starring Lysa Thatcher, Robert Kerman (R. Bolla), Herschel Savage, Sharon Mitchell, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Hillary Summers, Tiffany Clark, George Payne, Gerard Damiano, and Marilyn Gee. ULTRA FLESH (1980, VCX) Written and directed by Svetlana Mischoff from a story by G. Lewis and Sebastian Leone, starring Seka, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Luis De Jesus, Lisa De Leeuw, John Seeman, Serena, Candida Royalle, Mike Ranger, Little Oral Annie, Ron Jeremy, and Kelly Nichols. CAFÉ FLESH (1982, Mondo Macabro) Directed by Stephen Sayadian (Rinse Dream) and Mark S. Esposito, written by Herbert W. Day (Jerry Stahl) and Stephen Sayadian (Rinse Dream), starring Andrew Nichols, Paul McGibboney, Michelle Bauer (Pia Snow), Marie Sharp, Tantala Ray, Jody Lennon, Neil Poderecki, and Richard Belzer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three sexploitation films from Australia: ALVIN PURPLE (1973, Umbrella) Directed by Tim Burstall, written by Alan Hopgood, starring Graeme Blundell, George Whaley, Penne Hackforth-Jones, Elli Maclure, Jack Weaver, Alan Finney, Abigail, Lynette Curran, and Kris McQuade. FANTASM (1976, Peekarama) Directed by Richard Franklin, written by Ross Dimsey from an idea by Antony I. Ginnane, starring John Holmes, Uschi Digard, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Serena, Bill Margold, and many others. FELICITY (1978, Severin) Directed by John D. Lamond, written by Diane Lamond and John D. Lamond under the single name of Felicity Robinson, starring Glory Annen, Christopher Milne, Joni Flynn, Jody Hanson, Marilyn Rodgers, John Michael Hawson, and Gordon Charles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise! We did another holiday episode where we discuss three of our favorite films! Details will go up in a week. Until then, you'll have to listen to see what they are! UPDATE: The Films! 9 1/2 WEEKS (1986, Warner Brothers) Directed by Adrian Lyne, written by Patricia Knop, Zalmon King, and Sarah Kernochan, based on the book by Elizabeth McNeill, starring Mickey Rourke, Kim Basinger, Margaret Whitton, David Margulies, Joey Silvera, and Ronnie Wood. SNACK BAR BUDAPEST (1988, Mya) Written and directed by Tinto Brass, based on the novel by Silvia Bre and Marco Lodoli, starring Giancarlo Giannini, Philippe Léotard, François Négret, Raffaella Baracchi, Sylvie Orcier, Valentine Demy, Malissa Longo, and Carmen Di Pietro. BETTY BLUE (1986, Criterion Collection) Written and directed by Jean-Jacques Beineix, based on the novel by Philippe Djian, starring Jean-Hugues Anglade, Béatrice Dalle, Gérard Darmon, Consuelo De Haviland, Clémentine Célarié, Jacques Mathon, Vincent Lindon, and Jean-Pierre Bisson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films by American director Russ Meyer: THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS (1959, N/A) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer with narration by Edward J. Lasko, starring Bill Teas, Ann Peters, Marilyn Wesley, Michele Roberts, Dawn Danielle, June Wilkinson, and Russ Meyer. VIXEN (1968, Severin) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Robert Rudelson based on a story by Russ Meyer and Anthony James Ryan, starring Erica Gavin, Garth Pillsbury, Harrison Page, Joe Evans, Vincene Wallace, Robert Aiken, Michael Donovan O'Donnell, Peter Carpenter, John Furlong, and Jackie Illman. BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS (1970, Criterion Collection) Directed by Russ Meyer, written by Russ Meyer and Roger Ebert, starring Dolly Read, Cynthia Meyers, Marcia McBroom, John Lazar, Michael Blodgett, David Gurian, Edy Williams, Erica Gavin, Phyllis Davis, Harrison Page, Charles Napier, Pam Grier, and The Strawbarry Alarm Clock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sir and the Madame discuss three films from Spanish director José Ramón Larraz: THE COMING OF SIN (1978, Arrow) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Monique Pastrynn, starring Patricia Granada, Lidia Zuazo, Rafael Machado, Montserrat Julió, David Thomson, and Pilar Vela. ...AND GIVE US OUR DAILY SEX (1979, N/A) Directed by José Ramón Larraz, written by José Ramón Larraz and Sergio Garrone, starring Laura Gemser, Bárbara Rey, José Sazatornil, Ángel Herraiz, Mila Stanic, Alfred Lucchetti, and Gabriele Tinti. BLACK CANDLES (1982, Severin) Written and directed by José Ramón Larraz, starring Helga Liné, Vanessa Hidalgo, Jeffrey Healey, Alfred Lucchetti, Carmen Carrión, and Mauro Rivera. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.