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Whosoever holds this blondie, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Kong Hosted by Sam, Josh, and Luke, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us @ApesBroadcast!

You had ten years and this is what you came up with??? Hosted by Sam and Luke, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us @Apesbroadcast!

King Kong was a movie so nice they had to make it twice. But worse. Hosted by Josh and Luke, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us @ApesBroadcast

We promise we will never do this again. Hosted by Sam and Josh, with special guest Garrett Buss! Follow us @ApesBroadcast!

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat-grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny Hosted by Sam and Luke with special guest Garrett Buss! Follow us @ApesBroadcast

On this week's eppy, the fellas learn the true meaning of fatherhood. Hosted by Sam and Luke, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us @ApesBroadcast!

Round 2. Fight! The fellas kick off season 2 with an all new, all different ape series, King Kong. Starting with the OG way back from 1933. Stay tuned true believers. Hosted by Josh and Luke, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

The crossover we've all been waiting for! Another classic Garrett and Sam mess around, but this time they discuss the comic book crossover of the century, Kong on the Planet of the apes1 Hosted by Sam, with special guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

Another classic Sam and Josh mess around! The boys create a bracket and discuss who has it the worst on the Planet of the Apes! Hosted by Josh and Sam. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

To celebrate the second anniversary of Broadcast, we're releasing the episode a lil early! The fellas did a commentary track for the original movie, so you can watch and pretend we're your friends. HOW TO LISTEN: As soon as the movie starts, hit play on the podcast. My copy begins with a tobacco warning message. OR just listen to it as if it were a regular episode of the show. If this doesn't work for you, please direct all complaints to [email protected]. Hosted by Jordie, featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

I love you Dr. Zaius! Tonight, the fellas take a departure from the usual Ape fare to watch "A Fish Called Selma," The Simpsons episode that features a musical of the Planet of the Apes. Hosted by Sam, featuring Luke with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

Lights...Camera....APES???? Our very own Garrett Michael Buss has written a screenplay featuring a lovable cast of familial apes starring your favorite podcast hosts. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, featuring Luke, with special guest Garrett Michael Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

Breaking news from the simian sphere! A new Planet of the Apes movie is in development, and our boys are here to give you the deets! Hosted by Jordie and Josh, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on Insta, TikTok, and Twitter @ApesBroadcast

The REAL conclusion of the Planet of The Apes saga. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss Follow us on Tiktok, Insta, and Twitter @ApesBroadcast

After much speculation and hype, the official Broadcast ranking of every Planet of the Apes movie is here. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest 467-28-2344. Follow us on Twitter, Insta, and TikTok @ApesBroadcast