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On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the guys talk about Elizabeth Holmes, a professor who peed on six backpacks, bird smuggling, and stolen valor. Also, ChatGPT tries to fix the podcast, Finally, they play a pretty damn good Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan welcome back an old sponsor who has gone blue, talk about weird corporate promo texts, and Nick turns down $8M. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Cameo for eulogies, Noah's Ark, the botched execution, and we get to know Nick Cobb a little better. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – The Club at RudzJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 – Fort Worth – HyenasJanuary 15 – Austin – 29th Street BallroomJanuary 16 – Houston – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin TheatreJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny BoneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl StreetFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug TheatreFebruary 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy ClubFebruary 20 – Portland – Mississippi StudiosFebruary 21 – Bend, OR – The CapitolFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy ClubFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The RockwellFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale TheatreMarch 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!! Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy NestNovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of ComedyJanuary 14 - Fort Worth - tickets TBAJanuary 15 - Austin - tickets TBAJanuary 16 - Houston - tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBAMarch 12-13 - Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!! Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBANovember 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootNovember 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – Tickets TBADecember 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBAJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBAFebruary 18 – Seattle – tickets TBAFebruary 20 – Portland – tickets TBAFebruary 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBAFebruary 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The FunnyboneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The BugFebruary 20 – Portland – TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – TumblerootJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The FunnyboneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The BugFebruary 20 – Portland – TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The FunnyboneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The BugFebruary 20 – Portland – TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: October 22 – Albuquerque – HyenasOctober 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBAJanuary 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBAJanuary 21 – Richmond, VA – The FunnyboneJanuary 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBAFebruary 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The LyricFebruary 6 – Denver, CO – The BugFebruary 20 – Portland – TBAFebruary 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA