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Check latest episodes from THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW podcast

Episode 76 - It's Brian's Birthday!!

2026/02/01

FULL episodes only on Patreon. This is merely a preview. SIGN UP! The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon Don't be tight. Just £2 a month!

Episode 75 - HIV and Comedy update!

2026/01/25

As so many people have been asking, a little update on Dave's HIV status and his comedy career. FULL episode is available ONLY on the Patreon, so go over to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon and sign up for just £2 a month!

Episode 74 - Do looks mater?

2026/01/18

Is beauty skin deep? We are taking calls and reading comments about whether or not looks really matter. Reginald, Emperor Naruhito and Jagpesh give us their takes, but we don't just have opinion and commentary! We have the news with Monty Astor, cooking with Pete O'Foyle, travel, weather and of course FGM of the week! Full episodes available on patreon!

Episode 73 - Who will be outed as a wrong'un in 2026?

2026/01/11

This is a short preview. Full episode available on the patreon! Sign up please for just £2 a month! It's a bargain and we don't live under communism.

Episode 72 - New Year's Resolutions

2026/01/04

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Episode 71 - Christmas Day Special

2025/12/30

Episode 70 - F*ck Donkeys

2025/12/23

Episode 69 - Mutual Oral Pleasure

2025/12/18

Full episode on Patreon only! Sign up and get involved.

Episode 67 - Middle lane hoggers (and other little things which annoy you...)

2025/12/02

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PREVIEW! Episode 65 - Get if off our chest! - Full episode on Patreon

2025/11/18

Taking YOUR calls about what YOU want to talk about! This is the ten minute preview of the episode. Full episodes and bonus animated comment available only on Patreon for the paltry sum of £2 a month. Don't be tight!

Episode 63 - God Bless the NHS

2025/11/01

Taking calls and reading comments about the best of Britain: the NHS! The NHS might be free but full episodes of this podcast aren't! If you like things pushed to the point of bad taste, get some skin in the game and sign up. It's only £2 on Patreon and you get to feel like you're doing something goof by supporting something so naughty. I love you.

Episode 62 - Is it better to forgive than relieve?

2025/10/28

Forgiveness!! What's that all about? This is a fifteen minute preview of the one hour and twenty-five minute episode. Please support the podcast and get access to all the full length episodes by signing up to the patreon! Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon. I'd provide a link but Podbean won't allow it. It's dead quick and you can then listen to the podcast through your favourite app.

Episode 61 - in AIDS of Charity

2025/10/19

Talking about charity! This is a taster of the full podcast which you can access for just £2 a month via patreon! Don't be a tight c**t.

Episode 59 - The UK Squirting Championships Tragedy

2025/10/05

A more sombre episode than normal. To listen to the whole thing, please sign up to my Patreon at THE DAVE LONGLEY BREAKFAST SHOW. Just 50p per episode which is fuck all ffs

Episode 57 - Remember when?

2025/09/21

A lovely trip down memory lane! Why not sign up the Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon? It is a measly £2 and helps me buy badly need equipment and clean drinking water