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This week, Clayton and Mattie watching Season 2, Episode 26 "The Expanse," and talk about the week that was of May 21, 2003. This is it, folks. The long-awaited Florida 9/11 episode, where Florida gets 9/11ed, and we gaze upon the most beautiful Half-Life 2 ass looking rendering of it.

We're back to our usual programming this week with episode 2, episode 25 "Bounty"! We talked about May 14, 2003 last episode so it's just a lot of KAGO talk! Man we love Kago. More Kago!

This week, Mattie and Clayton cover the tearful finale, season 6 episode 24 "...Must Come to an End," and the week of May 14, 2003. WHO will Joey choose: Dawson or Pacey? After six long seasons, we finally get some answers. Wouldn't it be SO wild if we were supposed to be covering a different show that aired the exact same night, but that episode was SO stupid and bad and out of even the dumb bad show's stupid canon that we couldn't even bring ourselves to cover it? Wouldn't that be so kooky. If that WERE the case I bet we'd resume covering that show on the next episode.

This week, we're talking season 2, episode 23 of Enterprise, "Regeneration," and the week of May 7, 2003.

This week, we're talking about season 2, Episode 22 "Cogenitor" and the week of April 30, 2002. Trip decides to become a feminist but for new kind of gender. Phlox does an IQ test. Malcom gets soooooo horny.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 21 "The Breach" (Mattie's rating: 1 Fart Noise) and the week of April 23, 2003 (infinity farts)

All aboard to our dinky little ship that sucks ass! This week, Mattie and Clayton watch season 2, episode 20 "Horizon," and the week of April 16, 2003. Travis goes home! We remember some sports teams! Etc!

Mattie and Clayton have a great time blasting to the center of the earth with Delroy Lindo and co. Listen to the whole thing over on The Patreon! https://temporalculturewar.com

This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about Season 2, Episode 19 "Judgement," and the week of April 9, 2003. We did it folks! We hit (sort of) A Rashomon. Now get in the trial tube (?) and let's hear your story. Head on over to our Patreon and for a couple bucks a month you can hear us talk about THE CORE (2003) very soon!

You guys ever try this BREAD shit? It ROCKS! Wow. God. Anyway, this week it's season 2, episode 18 "The Crossing" and the week of April 2, 2003.

This week, we're talking Season 2, Episode 17 "Canamar," and the week of February 26, 2003. Sorry I'm writing the description here and I keep thinking about the one guy's face. It's really awful. Just a lot of little danglies. Hop on the TCW patreon for an extra episode for just a buck!

This week, we're talking about season 2, episode 16 "Future Tense," and the week of February 19, 2003. Can you believe it, they remembered to do a story in the main arc of the show. Also: GOOD EPISODE ALERT? A SHRANLESS GOOD EPISODE? Dear God. It's true.

Somehow, a Star Trek movie with Tom Hardy and Ron Perlman as baddies is probably one of the worst Star Trek movie ever made. Feels hard to do on purpose. Head on over to the Patreon to listen to this one! Just a buck a month for a bonus episode. temporalculturewar.com !

This week we are talking about Season 2, Episode 15, "Cease Fire" and the week of February 12, 2003! SHRAN IS BACK! SHRAN!!!! This time he brought a mean lady.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 14 "Stigma," and talk about the week that was on February 5, 2003. A wild thing happens this week, which is that the episode is pretty good and its A- and B-plots tied together? Also, it turns out that Denobulans have invented HIGHLY hierarchical polyamory.