Advertise on podcast: The Lastborns: Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale

We talk about sex, exhaustion, emotional regulation, and what it means to choose joy after everything felt heavy. Using our time on Groove Cruise as the backdrop, this episode is messy, honest, funny, and real—covering everything from sensory overload and circadian resets to why community, touch, and laughter matter more than ever when life has been hard. Groove Cruise /  ⁨@TheGrooveCruise⁩   https://www.groovecruise.com/miami27 iOS Connections (Travel / Community Group) https://iosconnections.com/ Fountain of Shrooms https://fountainofshrooms.com Rizma on Amazon https://a.co/d/05VtdiOq Our Groove Cruise X Post https://x.com/i/status/2017322437663232373 Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Season 2 of The Lastborns begins with a reset. After a year marked by grief, family upheaval, and near burnout, Dave and Andi reflect on what it means to choose joy again—without guilt and without pretending the pain didn’t happen. This episode sets the tone for a season about sex, love, and life beyond the fairytale.  Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. This episode is about admitting hard truths, hearing things you don’t want to hear, and deciding whether love is still worth choosing when everything hurts. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and just as unhinged. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard. Tune in, and you might reconsider your own obituary (written by ChatGPT, of course). Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what happens when porn is still playing after sex. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for a good podcast). Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod

Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos. Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thelastbornspod X: https://x.com/thelastbornspod