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Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! There's something comforting about knowing Stroke has a plan for every emergency. Unfortunately, his current plan involves shit and Clorox. We kicked off with anal bleaching and why putting vodka up your ass is a terrible idea. Then Stroke showed off his loose dental bridge and explained that if he swallowed it, he'd dig it out after it passed, bleach it, and put it right back in his mouth. The rest of us suggested literally any other option. Jenn also received an anonymous Amazon package containing a framed frog with a Lord Farquaad haircut. Nobody knows who sent it. Ian's dog then locked him and his girlfriend out of their apartment, before Jenn casually topped him with her own dog-lockout story that ended with a hospital 5150 hold. We got a priest killed by a falling crucifix, grenades from an estate sale, ten live birds in one man's underwear, and Ian's zombie movie rankings. And just when it seems like things couldn't get any more disgusting, Mikey reads the confessions and somebody confesses to leaving a massage therapist $100 after shitting on the sheet. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast. 👕 Spend your money on something that hasn't passed through Stroke's digestive system. That shouldn't be a difficult decision. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Somebody admitted to shitting during a massage, so the bar is officially underground. Got something worse? Confess anonymously and let four people judge the hell out of you. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow the show, subscribe, and leave a review. It takes less effort than retrieving a dental bridge from your own shit, so we're running out of acceptable excuses. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 You can hear Stroke explain the shit tooth, but seeing everyone react is a whole different problem. Get the uncensored video on Patreon, plus the pre-show conversations that somehow make the actual show seem reasonable. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NotThatDamnShow Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast anal bleaching butt chugging boofing vodka dental bridge shit tooth Lord Frogquad Amazon deadbolt dog 5150 priest crucifix Ecuador grenades WWII deer Jersey Miami birds underwear grassquits grosbeaks zombies Zombieland Re-Animator Resident-Evil Shaun-of-the-Dead Day-of-the-Dead 28-Days-Later confessions laundromat massage therapist

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Stroke and Ian survived a hurricane, which somehow leads directly to us announcing A Damn Warped Christmas, because apparently surviving natural disasters deserves an emo Christmas party. (Tickets On Sale HERE Friday) Then the entire show (minus Jenn because she would never agree to this) unites behind one important social cause: a grown man should absolutely be allowed to keep the foul ball he caught… Also who cares about that kid anyway he was like 3 🙄 Shane Gillis sends us into a completely necessary investigation of the difference between a whore and a hoe, Confessions introduces a b*****b surprise nobody asked to picture, and Florida Man once again proves that Publix is apparently where civilization goes to die. And Finally CraigsLust takes us to Atlantic City for gang bangs, a guy calling himself WhiteGirlBreeder, and the shocking return of cooter dipping. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well dress like you belong here. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something shameful enough that you'd rather four idiots judge you anonymously than tell your family? Perfect. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe and leave us a review so the algorithms know this nonsense has witnesses. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Want the uncensored video and the visual evidence behind whatever the hell we’re talking about? Patreon gets the whole ugly thing. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NotThatDamnShow Mikey Stroke Ian hurricane Florida hurricane WarpedChristmas WarpedTour Boardwalk emoChristmas poppunk ChristmasPodcast foulball Dodgers baseball ShaneGillis SNL gymjoke whore hoe OnlyFans Confessions GreenLantern Joker Metallica JimBreuer FloridaMan Publix AIchatbot golfcart hydrocodone Corvette AtlanticCity CraigsLust g******g threesome BBC WhiteGirlBreeder smokingfetish cooterdipping CooterDipStudio comedyPodcast offensivePodcast Patreon warpedtribute

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Aftershock is over, Jenn and Mike’s lungs are apparently full of Faygo and fecal dust, and somehow the bigger problem is people worrying about seeing an ass cheek at a rock festival. Then Ian refuses to move his bar seat for four old ladies, which turns into a completely reasonable discussion about why everyone over 70 should apparently just stay home. Mikey admits he told a local band with five followers that they suck, Jenn gets appointed official prostitute booker, and Florida delivers a FedEx driver replacing stolen packages with popcorn. By the time Confessions gets to wheelchair Tinder dates, shared toothbrushes, aggressive bidet use and somebody sniffing underwear that wasn’t theirs, whatever dignity remained is completely gone. Oh And Stroke discovered he enjoys enough bidet pressure to make his wife ask questions. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕We apparently need a GERIATRIC BITCHES shirt now, so this show continues creating problems for our merch department. Buy the existing irresponsible wardrobe here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 You people somehow made underwear sniffing look like a reasonable submission, so clearly there’s still room to get worse. Ruin our next show anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithms know there’s apparently an audience for four adults debating bidet pressure and old women at bars. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The regular show is already a questionable life choice. The uncensored video on Patreon is what happens when nobody bothers pretending anymore: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Aftershock AftershockFestival Sacramento Three6Mafia ICP Faygo festival-etiquette concert-etiquette moshing moshpit LimpBizkit SimplePlan festival-kids revealing-clothes pet-rent emotional-support-animal Rosie black-lab geriatric-bitches old-ladies bar-etiquette oysters friend-zone local-bands talent-buyer prostitute FloridaMan CrosswordBandit dine-and-dash RedLobster CheddarBayBiscuits FedEx package-theft TikTok barber-chair Congo raft confessions Tinder wheelchair Roomba toothbrush-sharing bidet waffle-stomping shower-poop masturbation underwear-sniffing podcast comedy-podcast NotThatDamnShow AmericasLoudestPodcast

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! We turned a perfectly normal Christian debt relief commercial into “Jerking It for Jesus,” so that should give you a pretty accurate idea of how today’s show went. Stroke gets a new job, Jenn joins the Cockgobblers’ Book Club, Mikey’s just surprised we even did a show, and one listener absolutely murders Ian in the comments without Ian even being there to defend himself. Then Jenn brings us a Converse ad people thought looked like the KKK, a cheating car influencer whose affair ended in a flaming McLaren, 2,000 pounds of meth stuffed inside fake cabbage, and Bubbles, a dolphin who chases fish until they puke so he can eat it. Finally Mikey explains how Hollywood is apparently full of steroids, cocaine, drug handlers, celebrities who smell like shit and enough herpes to rename Los Angeles “Herpeswood.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well wear the evidence in public. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩Got something deeply questionable you need off your chest? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make terrible decisions with it later. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so rich celebrities with hobby podcasts don’t completely bury us. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, including all the faces you miss when somebody says something they absolutely should not have said. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT-That-Damn-Show America-Loudest-Podcast Jerking-It-for-Jesus Christian-debt-relief Green-For-A-Day Green-Day-tribute Cosmic-Brownies Cockgobblers-Book-Club Aftershock ADA-access Ian-comments GTA-6 Florida-man Converse-ad KKK-Converse-ad Sydney-Sweeney car-influencer McLaren-crash cheating-husband meth-cabbage DEA-meth-bust fake-cabbage Bubbles-dolphin vomiting-dolphin kleptoparasitism airport-malaria Windows-poor Hollywood-secrets paparazzi reality-TV Hollywood-steroids celebrity-Ozempic nepo-babies MTV-Cribs Pimp-My-Ride Hollywood-cocaine celebrity-drug-handlers smelly-celebrities rock-stars Hollywood-herpes Herpeswood genital-herpes celebrity-secrets comedy-podcast

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Jenn’s ass loses a fight with a pair of pants, while Stroke’s ass brings home $220. Ian wants to know why adults are still advertising “it’s complicated” on Facebook, which is a brave conversation to have immediately before Mikey explains why his wife went to eye surgery without him. The crew promptly blames the listeners for needing a podcast so badly. Then they judge two actual criminal cases in Digital Dick of the Week, because apparently these four are qualified to assess other people’s decisions. Unpopular opinions turn Disneyland into an argument, drag up the horrors of company field day, and end with Mikey complimenting the presentation of an unsolicited dick pic. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Wear the shirt. Let people know what they’re dealing with before the conversation starts. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Give the crew something worse than their own decisions to talk about. Confess the part you normally edit out. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review. Arguing with the crew in your car does not count as audience feedback. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. Some of these opinions deserve eye contact. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn coccyx Aftershock ICP Faygo Hard Rock Casino toilet gambling Christian debt relief Facebook relationship status Teams invite Mandy eye procedure weed delivery Grand Theft Auto self checkout fax machines wedding garter birthday songs oyster mascot Boardwalk karaoke Digital Dick Tiffany Booze Anthony Gordon unpopular opinions The Dark Knight Disneyland California Adventure airplane seats company field day Corvettes chocolate ice cream Pizookie cover bands original music I Prevail Michael Myers Jason Voorhees unsolicited dick pics hot dog bun Jeep ducks

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! We started this week by explaining why getting four adults with jobs, kids, side hustles, health stuff and actual lives together twice a week is harder than it sounds. Somehow that turned into us becoming televangelists, offering miracle water, talking OnlyFans economics, and learning that one of the Dammits is allegedly a prostitute. Then came confessions. A guy claims he tells women a shark took one of his testicles. Somebody tasted their own semen more than once. Another listener says they physically cannot poop while listening to us, which is how the Poopedia Podcast was born. Florida Man then completely ruined whatever dignity was left with a mother and son incest arrest, a woman charged after surveillance footage involving the family dog, and one genuinely organized drug dealer who at least understood customer loyalty. We also brought back vaguebooking and ended with a Digital Dump featuring Massengill, a baseball to the face, and a pastor explaining “packing another man’s doo-doo.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕You’ve already made questionable choices by listening to us. You might as well dress accordingly. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Lost a testicle to a shark? Tasted something you absolutely shouldn’t have? F**k it, confess anonymously and let us make it worse. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help prove there are enough damaged people out there to keep this thing alive. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon includes all the faces you probably wish you hadn’t seen during these conversations. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Patreon podcast OnlyFans influencer internet porn Eargasm earplugs confessions anonymous confessions Poopedia poop podcast Tinder shark testicle semen Florida Man Florida incest mother son incest family dog bestiality drug dealer loyalty cards Minnesota California license plates vaguebooking Facebook posts Digital Dump Massengill commercial SNL Price Is Right Pastor Manning Disney influencers karaoke Sacramento comedy podcast funny podcast Florida news weird news intrusive thoughts

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! If you think hating pickles is grounds for removal from a podcast, congratulations, you're already more reasonable than us. Stroke somehow turns a haunted hotel story into admitting he can't have sex during Forensic Files, Ian declares war on a Panama City Beach cook named Scott over coleslaw and incorrectly sauced wings, and Florida Man shows up in his underwear hurling beef sticks at a Waffle House. Then Jen brings us Pornhub comments from people named Cooter Destroyer and Semen Demon, which naturally leads into a much less funny conversation with Rick about Flock cameras, license-plate tracking, Stingrays, and how much of your life can apparently be mapped without you asking for any of it. We also learn that "cream rinse" sounds filthy, jumping spiders may have souls, and apparently the proper response to modern technology is using AI every day while simultaneously being terrified it's going to destroy civilization. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your wardrobe has been behaving entirely too respectfully. Fix that shit here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you'd never admit with your actual name attached? Excellent. Dump your terrible decisions on us anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, and leave a review so strangers know we're apparently doing this voluntarily. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everyone's face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast pickles coffee energy drinks Monster public restrooms pool showers VIP meet and greets mushrooms Gibson Hotel Captain Wood Forensic Files X-Files Patches Pub fish tacos coleslaw garlic parmesan wings Practical Magic 2 Pastors Wife Ray Gun documentary Gen Z quarter till cream rinse threesome jumping spiders Clarence Mountain Yeller Florida Man Waffle House beef sticks HomeGoods stand your ground OnlyFans Pornhub Cooter Destroyer Semen Demon Flock cameras Axon ShotSpotter Stingray license plate readers Big Brother AI ChatGPT privacy surveillance

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! There are complaints, and then there’s getting so pissed at a radio host that you handwrite a full-page letter, drive it to the station, and personally deliver the damn thing. Somehow that isn’t even the weirdest part of this show. Stroke starts things off by admitting he complained about his apartment maintenance and apparently got a 75-year-old pool guy fired. Ian gets blamed because karaoke customers keep picking old songs. Then the comments arrive and we’re suddenly debating why women sound like they’re frying chicken when they pee and whether anybody actually farted continuously for two minutes. From there, Rhode Island gets buried in squid, a Maine Coon shows up with 29 toes, and a former fertility patient’s son discovers he has nine half siblings and is biologically related to her doctor. Then somebody asks: Do spiders have dicks? The answer involves pedipalps and “detachable looking face dicks,” because apparently this is educational programming now. Finally, BuzzFeed tells us we’re old and Jenn responds by calling somebody a “nincom-f*****g-poop.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy a shirt so strangers can judge you before you even open your mouth. Saves everybody time. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something you absolutely should take to the grave? Perfect. Send it to us instead so we can make it everybody’s problem. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It takes thirty seconds and helps America's Loudest Podcast continue making discussions about spider genitalia commercially viable. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Hearing this stupidity is one thing. Watching everyone’s faces while it happens is significantly worse. Get the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow 🔎NTDS Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn karaoke hate mail radio Karen TitanFest Aftershock Dolly Parton death pool frying chicken pee Piggly Wiggly fart Squidpocalypse Rhode Island Maine Coon ARCO gas pump fertility doctor spider dicks pedipalps Mel Gibson sign language BuzzFeed videotaping pound sign stewardess supper nincompoop

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! The Gang Goes to Piggly Wiggly | Ep 116 Stroke went to Piggly Wiggly for cheap soda and somehow came home with Mountain Yeller, Mr. Pig, and a story about discussing his dick with a stranger in the meat department, so we’re off to a responsible start. Then a robot vacuum catches a wife cheating, the husband somehow ends up in jail, and everybody realizes the technology in their house could probably destroy their life at any moment. Confessions bring us a suspicious two-minute fart, Mikey bathwater, Ian catching strays while he isn’t even there, and a perfectly normal foot fetish discussion that immediately stops being normal. Florida unloads an entire week’s worth of public penis activity before California’s serial butt sniffer returns and Reddit reminds us why anonymous internet access may have been humanity’s biggest administrative error. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Your closet has made enough bad decisions without you. At least make the next one NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something disgusting, embarrassing or morally questionable eating away at you? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make it significantly worse: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. It costs nothing and briefly tricks the algorithm into believing society still values quality programming. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, because some things really do become worse once you can see everybody’s face. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Piggly Wiggly pig piss Mountain Yeller Mr Pig Coke Zero Cherry grocery store robot vacuum cheating wife Taiwan Roomba invasion privacy technology cameras Bluetooth ChatGPT clanker confessions longest fart fart record foot fetish Florida Man indecent exposure drive-by dicking Steak n Shake Ross Dress For Less public masturbation Flock cameras serial butt sniffer Glendale Marshalls Sniff That Ass Reddit hot takes ADHD autism parenting voting IQ test military OBGYN obesity freedom speech

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Mikey leaves one bad pizza review and wakes up to an apology from the woman who cooked 90 pizzas, so naturally he spends the next few minutes feeling like shit. Ian’s kid nearly passes out from heat exhaustion at school when it feels like 115 degrees outside, and that goes exactly as calmly as you’d expect. Then a verified sugar daddy profile belonging to a radio host we already hate appears, Jessicles delivers “Emergency Jackoff Mode,” and Darth Vader shows up at a San Diego City Council meeting to go after Flock cameras. By the end, we’re teaching people how to fart-bomb memory foam, fake a dropped call with airplane mode, bury vodka before a festival, and apparently solve almost anything by whipping it out. If you take any of that advice, Mikey already warned you: that is your fault. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Before you spend $69 on Shit Shoes, maybe buy something from the people actually keeping this stupid show alive instead. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩If your confession is worse than fart-bombing somebody’s pillow or burying vodka at a festival, congratulations, we probably need to hear it. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review. Mikey is apparently only famous in his own yard, so clearly there’s still work to do. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥The audio people missed the Shit Shoes, Darth Vader and everybody’s faces while this thing completely fell apart. Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Goodwill bins Whatnot selling Shit Shoes Johnny’s New York Pizzeria pizza review undercooked pizza customer service heat exhaustion Florida school feels like 115 degrees sugar daddy website verified sugar daddy Emergency Jackoff Mode Alaska outhouse Hashimoto’s thyroid disorder WTF News fake 12 year old adoption fraud dodgeball assault Mexican fishermen fishing cooler five days at sea Flock cameras San Diego City Council Darth Vader surveillance cameras Great Advice for S****y People life hacks terrible people memory foam fart bomb airplane mode call failed bar pays Uber home Jehovah’s Witness visits festival vodka Aftershock homeless people baby pictures tri tip Applebee’s Chili’s Goodwill clothing by pound Whatnot show

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Some a**hole stole nearly two grand from Mikey’s bank account, which means he’s now willing to drink his wife’s bathwater for $1,000 and apparently sell the leftovers in tiny mason jars. We also learned that somebody protects their couch with a handmade sex blanket from Mom, a Florida woman can fit 28 bags of fentanyl inside herself, and Stroke may be one bad paycheck away from FeetFinder. Then Craigslust introduced us to a man searching for a fishing buddy who may occasionally need to f**k his wife, because adult friendships apparently require very specific benefits now. Clearance Carter watched all of this silently and judged us…which, honestly, somebody needed to. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Wear our b******t in public and make strangers question your judgment. Spend irresponsibly here: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Tell us the thing you’re too ashamed to attach your name to. We’ll read it, judge it and possibly ruin it forever: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so algorithms stop treating us like four people yelling into a condemned basement: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, complete with Clearance Carter, Ian’s pineapple hat and every visual mistake you missed on audio: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Clearance Carter Stroke doll podcast debit card fraud Toyota auto parts card skimmer adult problems hypothetical b*****b sex blanket anonymous confessions pubic hair stolen socks Florida Man fentanyl bags bathwater challenge partner bathwater FeetFinder Craigslist Jacksonville chastity cage public dogging fishing buddy wife swapping titty worship karaoke Enter Sandman California registration digital dump diner video podcast Patreon uncensored comedy podcast dark humor podcast

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Stroke got fired from radio, and because this show handles serious personal hardship with maturity, we immediately started planning his new career on the internet. Apparently his choices are… selling thrift-store clothes while telling dick jokes, hosting story time from a bidet or showing his a*****e until the bills are paid. You can prevent at least one of those things by supporting the show. Choose wisely. We also tracked down our 21 listeners in Fairbanks, Alaska, where every 1,500 people apparently share one Dammit, one Thai restaurant and possibly a communal family shit bucket. Florida contributed a machete-versus-hatchet parking-lot fight, an accused catnapping mail carrier and a lobster diver nearly losing his air supply over somebody’s preferred fishing spot. Then came Smut Book Theater: HR Mandy makes us read filthy romance novels until “emergency jack off mode” somehow becomes the least disturbing thing said. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕Your closet looks boring and we’re judging you. Fix that shit immediately: https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Tell us the thing you’re too ashamed to admit with your government name attached. We’ll provide the terrible judgment: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithm knows somebody enjoys this garbage: https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon and see everyone physically regret Smut Book Theater in real time: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not That Damn Show NTDS Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn radio layoffs Cumulus Media Audacy SiriusXM radio industry Patreon Fairbanks Alaska Thai restaurants Alaska listeners gold miners Alaska meth bears moose attacks shit bucket ancient bison bison stew Florida Man machete fight hatchet fight road rage Publix lobster diver animal hoarder catnapping naked nature trail butthole tanning smut books Fourth Wing Credence The Deal Haunting Adeline emergency jack off mode romance novels BookTok Arby's GWAR AC/DC podcast comedy dark humor TikTok

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Lawyer Rick joins Mikey and Ian, which immediately turns into a debate over $17 cigarettes, selling out, and why radio keeps replacing actual personalities with bland garbage between tampon commercials. Florida contributes a machete duel over an ex, listeners drag us back through foot Parmesan and Stroke’s first bidet blast, and some guy named Chatty bravely discovers that the joke podcast is, in fact, a joke. Then everybody compares the first major news story burned into their brain, from Challenger and Oklahoma City to O.J., Princess Diana, and Boston. Ian ranks songs that were better than the movies written for them before Rick explains why cropped texts, accidental Venmo payments, unpaid boss messages, and a neighbor’s camera can all become expensive lessons in acting like an adult. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Your shirt drawer is full of cowardice. Fix it with something loud enough to disappoint your family: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Tell us the thing you can’t admit to anybody with your phone number saved. We’ll drag it into public like responsible adults: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 Follow, subscribe, and leave a review so strangers know this disaster has witnesses: https://linktr.ee/nottds The audio is irresponsible enough, but the uncensored video on Patreon includes the faces everybody made while defending bidets and machete duels: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow Not-That-Damn-Show podcast Mikey Ian Rick lawyer legal-advice Patreon cigarettes Chicago radio terrestrial-radio Cumulus iHeart syndication Waffle-House hurricanes Mexico-Beach machete-fight Florida Old-Sac foot-fungus bidet ICP Faygo GWAR banana-slugs frog-venom Challenger OJ-Simpson Princess-Diana Oklahoma-City-bombing Boston-Marathon-bombing songs-better-than-movies Lose-Yourself Decode Space-Jam Eye-of-the-Tiger Stayin-Alive Footloose Maximum-Overdrive St-Elmos-Fire Kiss-from-a-Rose Mortal-Kombat private-texts defamation Venmo working-off-the-clock security-camera privacy-fence

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Stroke christens his new Florida place by testing a bidet live on camera…because apparently unpacking boxes was too normal. Then a sold-out, 105-degree Boardwalk show turns into a debate over what could make you walk out of an event. WTF News brings us an Utah bride who tried to torch her Mormon wedding venue with a stolen BIC lighter and a tampon, New Jersey cops dressing like clearance-bin shrubs, and Katy Perry getting rolled around inside a giant inflatable water bottle like a panicked gerbil. The confessions somehow make all of that feel classy with accidental sibling nudes, AI romance, ChapStick in an ass, adult onesie poop chutes, and a shower-head enema that went exactly as badly as it sounds. Also, Stroke bought a $2.40 doll named Clearance, so naturally we may have a new mascot. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 Your closet is already full of bad decisions. At least make one of them branded: https://www.nottds.com/store/ Got a secret, a crime-adjacent hobby, or a bathroom experiment nobody asked for? Dump it anonymously here so we can ruin it publicly: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 Follow, subscribe, and leave a review before the algorithm assumes you have standards: https://linktr.ee/nottds The uncensored video is on Patreon, where you can actually watch Stroke discover a bidet and meet Clearance in all his $2.40 glory: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NOT-That-Damn-Show Americas-Loudest-Podcast comedy-podcast bidet live-bidet Stroke Florida hot-tub alligators George-Lynch Lynch-Mob Boardwalk sold-out concert-heat 105-degrees walkout loud-concert hearing-damage political-rants Utah-bride LDS-church tampon-arson relief-room lawn-spikes kids-bikes KFC AR15 Popeyes condom-chicken New-Jersey shrub-police distracted-driving Katy-Perry water-bottle crowd-surfing anonymous-confessions sibling-nude AI-flirting emotional-cheating ChapStick skeleton-xylophone adult-onesie poop-chute shower-enema Clearance Target-doll

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On todays episode of Not That Damn Show we started with Dammits asking the important questions: who should pay for the condoms, whether Matt’s karaoke date is about to become a terrible decision, and why we call an animal a pet when “pet” is also what you do to it. Then your comments dragged us back into last week’s horrifying racist and sexist commercials and one of our favorite radio pranks, when a fake cat meow had people pulling over their cars and trucks looking for an animal that wasn’t there. After that we tried to figure out what actually counts as flirting. Hearting stories? Touching somebody’s arm? DMs? A “work wife”? Then we got to the fact that 26% of people think flirting with AI is cheating, which somehow turned into OnlyFans, live cam models, strip clubs, and why paying for one specific person changes the whole argument. Also video of a woman on a cruise ship scraping foot fungus off with a communal fork 🤮 Reno Craigslist closed things out with hour-long bl*wjob requests, a debate over bisexual versus pansexual, and a guy trying to film POV oral with Meta glasses. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕 Buy some NTDS shit. Unlike cruise-ship silverware, we can reasonably promise it hasn’t been used to scrape fungus off somebody’s foot. https://www.nottds.com/store/ 📩 Got something f****d up you absolutely should tell a therapist instead? Send it to us first. Excellent judgment. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help America’s Loudest Podcast continue spreading into random states where we have no business being. https://linktr.ee/nottds 🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon has all the faces that audio mercifully protects you from, including the reaction to that goddamn foot fork. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow NTDS NotThatDamnShow podcast Mikey Ian Jen flirting cheating AI ChatGPT Grok Gemini work wife work husband OnlyFans Pornhub live cam strip club condoms dating karaoke stoner thought cat meow radio prank cruise cruise ship foot fungus foot cheese communal fork Reno Craigslist porn glory hole MetaGlasses POV b*****b pansexual bisexual friend zone Sun splash SantaCruz Boardwalk KyleSmith girlfriend effect footCOVID barefoot bathrooms relationships jealousy digital cheating