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MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// Episode Description: Snow days hit differently as a parent. What used to feel magical now feels like controlled chaos — cabin fever, kids who last ten minutes outside, snow gear battles, and desperate attempts to stay sane. In this episode, we talk snow day survival, childhood traditions vs. mom life now, seasonal burnout, family drama, dinner dilemmas, and the small moments that prove we’re all just barely holding it together. Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:02:27) - Mama Clock(00:04:38) - Tik Tok Now Has A Subscription section(00:07:39) - The Placebo Effect of Taking Caffeine(00:09:34) - Snow Day: Were You Ready For The Apocalypse?(00:12:28) - I Used A Shovel To Clean My Husband's BMW(00:15:08) - Baby Brings Home a Bike(00:15:19) - Snowstorm And Baking(00:16:05) - Parents Talk About The Cold(00:19:24) - How To Deal With Sick Kids In The Snow(00:22:01) - They're Polluting the Skies(00:22:38) - What I Did With My Kids In The Snow(00:24:31) - I HATE Cooking For My Family(00:26:45) - Heated Rivalry(00:28:40) - The Mom Who Locked The Bed(00:30:23) - How I Learned To Love My Kids(00:33:35) - Mom Says She Absolutely Heard Her Son Say ButTHOLE(00:35:48) - I Thought I Was Talking To A Person(00:38:09) - Lucy On The End Of The Episode(00:40:33) - The lesbian scene in 'Lesbian'

MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// Episode Description: Not all toxic relationships are romantic — some are friendships, family, reality TV couples… and yes, even your kid’s teacher group chat. This week on It’s Mom O’Clock we’re breaking down toxic relationships in every form — through a very honest (and very messy) mom lens. We spill the tea on:     •    Amanda & Kyle’s Summer House divorce and why everyone saw it coming     •    The Beckham family feud and toxic family dynamics     •    Why we’re addicted to watching toxic TV relationships (Tell Me Lies, we’re looking at you )     •    Real listener toxic stories that are WILD     •    And how to spot the red flags we all ignored at least once Plus, we wrap it up with Worth Our Time — because moms don’t have time for anything that drains us. If you’ve ever thought “why am I still here?” this episode is for you. Like, subscribe, and tell us: what’s the most toxic relationship you’ve ever stayed in? Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠

MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// This episode we’re joined by a VERY special guest — Gianna iuliano : critical care nurse, mom of two, certified germophobe queen, and yes… Melissa Gorga’s niece ☕️ We get into the real chaos of going from 1 kid to 2, how getting out the door is basically impossible, and the “forgot it at home” moments that should be illegal. Then we talk nurse-mom brain — does knowing too much make you calmer… or spiral harder when your kids get sick? Plus screentime confessions, the shows raising our kids, and the parenting rules we all swore we’d follow (haha)  And because we’re messy but respectful… we sprinkle in some RHONJ + Gorga family tea and what it’s actually like being related to Bravo royalty Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and COMMENT your most unhinged mom moment #MomPodcast #RHONJ #MelissaGorga #WorkingMom #ICUNurse #MomLife #BravoTea  Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:01:46) - Juliana Married An Italian Boy(00:03:23) - How Do You Manage Three Kids?(00:04:40) - Tom and I Had Another Child(00:05:52) - Mom on Being a Nurse(00:08:53) - "I'm Not Ready for This"(00:09:28) - The Secret to Becoming a Nurse(00:11:55) - Anthony Knowles on His Italian Family(00:13:25) - Teaching Christian To Sit On The Potty(00:15:30) - How a First Mother copes with a 4-Baby(00:17:18) - Gerbaphobe nurses talk about their jobs(00:20:12) - Nurses Talk About Germs(00:22:28) - "I'm a germaphobe..."(00:24:40) - What It's Like To Be A Working Mom(00:27:16) - One of the COVID nurses on the floor during the crisis speaks(00:29:40) - One nurse's experience in the hospital(00:31:50) - You're Not A Super Mom(00:34:35) - How To Deal With A Three Year Old's Clothes(00:37:38) - When You Have To Give In To Your Child(00:38:29) - Who's The Good Cop?(00:40:54) - How To Prepare Your Child For(00:43:11) - How to Start a Child's First School Year(00:44:39) - Bravo Girls Talk About The Housewives(00:46:35) - Michael Jackson on His Love For His Sister Melissa(00:49:40) - Marissa on Her(00:51:12) - Joey's Family On The Real Housewives(00:53:55) - The Secret To A Perfect Couple(00:56:10) - Melissa's Grandpa Dies(00:57:48) - What Would You Do If You Had Two Kids?(01:00:27) - "You Left Your Phone At(01:01:26) - Domestic Disaster #4(01:04:19) - How To Run After Your Toddler(01:07:32) - Kids Hit People With Balloons(01:08:46) - Jane Fonda on Parenting(01:10:03) - Cousin Nick on Teresa and Melissa's Tea Time(01:13:14) - Uncle Joe At His Family(01:15:41) - Andy on His Feud With Louie(01:18:05) - Teresa on Being On 'The Real Housewives'(01:21:02) - Melissa's Secret To A Healthy Body(01:22:46) - Melissa Gorger Is Tight(01:24:30) - In The Elevator With Your Married Wife(01:25:31) - Mama Clock On Her First Podcast

MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// We’re back for Episode 1 of the new year… barely Winter break was pure survival mode (snacks all day, screen time guilt, and zero structure) and now we’re officially back to reality… send help. We recap the chaos, share the moments that tested our sanity, and talk realistic New Year intentions.  PLUS we’re introducing 3 brand new segments: ⭐ Mom of the Hour, ☕ Tea Time, and ⏳ Worth Our Time featuring pop culture tea, mom clique drama, and the little hacks/products that actually saved us during break. If you’re listening while hiding in your car for five minutes of peace… we see you   Hashtags:⁠#MomLife⁠ ⁠#Podcast⁠ ⁠#Season2 ⁠#ItsMomOClock⁠ #NewYear #Resolutions Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:03:13) - Winter Break Was Fun For My Son(00:06:01) - Christmas Was Awesome For Me(00:07:07) - In the Elevator With Resolution(00:08:42) - 3 New Year's Resolutions For Women(00:11:44) - How To Diet(00:13:21) - Alex Earl on His New Segment(00:13:49) - Mama Clock: New Year's Resolution(00:15:16) - Alex Earl: Preface(00:16:44) - Tom Brady Canoodling With His Sister Is...(00:18:34) - Ashley Tisdale Says Her Celebrity Mom Group Is Toxic(00:20:30) - Do You Need Mom Friends In High School?(00:21:45) - What's Worth Our Time?(00:24:00) - Kpop On Lazer Tag(00:26:06) - What's Worth My Time With My Kids?(00:28:43) - Mama Clock: Mom of the Week(00:30:01) - This Mom Put Her 2 Year Old In A Diaper(00:33:03) - 2026

MOMOCLOCKSHOP: ⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https:// www.jooicytitsvodka.com⁠ JOOICY TITS VODKA DISCOUNT CODE: Use MOMOCLOCK for 10% Off www.jooicytitsvodka.com Today we’re joined by our gay best friend, Uncle Chris — fully part of the family and finally on the pod. We talk coming out, dating, family, and what LGBTQ+ parenting really looks like — plus the funniest rapid-fire games we’ve ever done. Inside this episode: • Chris’ coming-out story • Worst dates • Gay dating apps • Raising LGBTQ+ kids • GAMES: Gay Bar or Kids Place, Italian Family Red Flag, & more If you laughed or learned something — like, comment, subscribe Hashtags:⁠#MomLife⁠ ⁠#Podcast⁠ ⁠#lgbtq ⁠#ItsMomOClock⁠ #Parenting Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:01:11) - Moms Get 10% off Juicy T**S Vodka(00:02:02) - Chris On The Mama Clock(00:05:21) - Chris on His Second Qualification(00:05:52) - I Met My Love Interest On The Air(00:08:40) - How To Lose Weight With a Diet(00:08:53) - Chris Is On The Podcast(00:10:23) - PODCAST: Why I Say Things On This Podcast(00:10:52) - Gay People Talk About Being Gay(00:11:22) - He's Ready To Start A Family With His Gay Friend(00:13:06) - I Tanked My Dad's Car When I Was 13(00:15:13) - I Crashed My Parents Car When I Was 13(00:17:35) - Having Your Mother Along For Christmas(00:19:18) - "I feel bad for the parents"(00:19:58) - Coming Out Story(00:20:53) - When Did You Know You Are Gay?(00:23:39) - The First Person I Told About My Puberty(00:23:52) - I Told My Mom I'm Gay(00:26:46) - When You Tell Your Parents You're Having a Gay Wedding(00:29:43) - "I Would've Done the Same Thing As My Mom"(00:32:09) - Coming Out To My Mom(00:34:04) - Kissing Girls As A Guy(00:36:04) - The Worst Date Ever(00:38:49) - What They Don't Tell You About Your Love Life(00:40:55) - A Taste of the Season(00:41:07) - I Should've Kissed My Guy Goodbye(00:43:01) - Marriage Equality on Dating Apps(00:44:44) - Family Surrogacy Game(00:47:13) - Gay Bar Songs(00:49:03) - Cousin Also Want To Have Kids(00:51:21) - Neil Patrick Harris on Having A Couple's Kids(00:52:17) - Tyler and Michael on Family Traditions(00:54:59) - "Different is not a bad word"(00:55:20) - What's The biggest misconception moms have about gay parents?(00:58:43) - Emma on Being Bullied When She Was Younger(01:00:34) - "No Representation" For Gay Kids(01:01:08) - What's Your Biggest Fear?(01:03:14) - Kids Space(01:05:11) - When You Can't Even Text(01:05:53) - One Thing Parents Wish They Knew About Their Kids(01:06:41) - "One Thing Kids Should Learn Early"(01:08:03) - Marissa On Being Unapologetically Gay(01:10:49) - What Do Gay Moms Need To Know For Their Kids?(01:12:04) - "What Should Moms Know About Gay Kids?"(01:13:46) - LGBTQ moms on parenting their kids(01:15:10) - No Red Flags For An Italian Guy(01:18:05) - "Don't come in unless you're invited"(01:18:29) - Chris Had Enough Advice For His Younger Self(01:19:11) - Dom Finally Changes Her VODMEX(01:20:22) - Mama Claude's Finale

MOMOCLOCK SHOP:⁠https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com⁠⁠https://www.jooicytitsvodka.com⁠ JOOICY TITS VODKA DISCOUNT CODE: Use MOMOCLOCK for 10% Off www.jooicytitsvodka.com YouTube Episode Summary:Christmas doesn’t just “happen” moms make it happen. In this episode, we break down the chaos of Christmas prep: being in charge of every gift, decorating pressure, Instagram-perfect holidays vs real life, the stress of Christmas cards, and what moms actually want for Christmas. If you’re overwhelmed, overstimulated, behind on wrapping, and still trying to make magic — this one’s for you.Hashtags:⁠#MomLife⁠ ⁠#Podcast⁠ ⁠#christmas⁠ ⁠#ItsMomOClock⁠ Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters (00:00:00) - Protect Your Family's Money(00:01:11) - Christmas Vodka(00:03:40) - Birthday Gifts For Your Mother In Law(00:05:59) - Christmas Gift Wrapping(00:07:10) - Christmas Stress(00:09:37) - Woman Struggles With Christmas Planning(00:12:02) - Santa's Sleigh Ride(00:13:26) - What If Your Husband Didn't Have A Christmas?(00:16:13) - Divorce Advice For Mothers(00:18:21) - The Secret Life Of Wrapping Gifts(00:21:08) - Joe and Amy Talk About The Christmas Holiday(00:23:49) - Hanging From a Shed(00:24:04) - Oh, My House Is Aesthetic(00:24:59) - George Clooney On A Real Tree(00:26:48) - I Can't Compare My Parents To Instagram Mothers(00:30:03) - Joey On The Christmas Card(00:31:28) - Joey on Christmas Cards(00:32:36) - 12 Days Of Sex: Imagine Having Sex 25 Every Day(00:35:13) - Are You Drinking Wine While Rapping or Raw Dogging?(00:35:39) - The Re gifting Of A Piggy Bank(00:37:27) - Does Your Husband Think Christmas Just Happens Without You?(00:40:23) - What Are You Ask For For Christmas?(00:42:42) - Should We Bring In Santa?(00:44:46) - 12 Days Of Sex

MOMOCLOCK SHOP: https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com https://www.jooicytitsvodka.com DISCOUNT CODE: Use MOMOCLOCK for 10% Off YouTube Episode Summary: Christmas is here, the boxes are piling up, and moms are holding the whole thing together. In this episode, we talk Elf on the Shelf chaos, hiding presents like a spy mission, daily Amazon deliveries testing marriages, favorite traditions vs the ones we’re ready to ditch, and why Santa basically becomes our co-parent in December. It’s funny, honest, a little unhinged — and exactly what real Christmas with kids actually feels like. Hashtags: #MomLife #Podcast #Christmas #ItsMomOClock Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Chapters 00:00 Holiday Chaos and Excitement 04:32 The Stress of Christmas Preparations 07:38 Elf on the Shelf Adventures 10:34 Christmas Traditions and Family Dynamics 13:45 Gift Giving and Holiday Expectations 16:42 Navigating Holiday Gatherings 19:36 The Magic of Christmas and Family Moments 22:41 Looking Ahead to New Year Celebrations 25:32 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes 33:23 Outro Chapters (00:00:00) - Protect Your Family's Money(00:01:11) - Mama Clock(00:03:20) - Deanna Gomez Won Our Giveaway!(00:06:05) - How To Deal With A Child During Christmas(00:08:33) - Christmas Gifts for Your Clits(00:10:39) - Mom Fail: Elf On The Shelf(00:13:35) - Elf the Elf Gets the Boot(00:15:26) - How To Deal With Santa Claus(00:17:57) - Santa Comes to the Kids' Home(00:19:15) - Decorating Your Kids' Christmas Tricks(00:21:43) - How To Have A 4-Christmas Party(00:24:03) - Jewish Guilt vs Italian Guilt(00:26:11) - Christmas Gifts That You Can't Actually Get(00:28:14) - Oh, My God... I'm Pregnant(00:30:43) - STALKER: We Should Do A Christmas Card(00:32:40) - Happy Holidays!

Thanksgiving looks a little different with kids — and Em and Dom are feeling it. From what they’re truly grateful for this year (babies, supportive husbands, and superhero moms) to becoming the unofficial babysitter, craft queen, and talent-show host of the holiday, they break down the chaos with heart and humor. Plus, they play Turkey Trot or Turkey Rot and judge all the classic Thanksgiving moments. Happy Thanksgiving, Mom O’Clock fam Hashtags: #MomLife #Podcast #Thanksgiving #ItsMomOClock    Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency  The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ Chapters 00:00 Podcast Setup and Initial Banter 04:51 Thanksgiving Reflections and Family Gatherings 10:30 Gratitude for Relationships and Support 15:40 The Importance of Family and Life's Blessings 19:49 Childhood Innocence and Future Aspirations 23:20 Thankfulness and Looking Ahead 24:54 Traveling with Kids: The Chaos of Family Flights 28:22 Thanksgiving Traditions: Family Gatherings and Chaos 30:57 The Joys and Challenges of Family Dynamics 34:03 Thanksgiving Preparations: Roles and Responsibilities 39:52 Turkey Trots vs. Relaxation: A Fun Game 46:21 Reflecting on Gratitude: The Meaning of Thanksgiving 51:50 Outro Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama Clock(00:04:05) - Paige On Hannah and Her(00:04:51) - Thanksgiving Is Here(00:05:08) - Tyler On Being Thankful For His Family(00:07:56) - "I Hiked With My Kids"(00:08:25) - Thanksgiving Is For The Third Baby(00:11:36) - "I'm Thankful for You"(00:16:08) - One Woman Reveals The Things She's Thankful For(00:19:33) - One Mother's Perspective On Her Life(00:23:15) - I'm Thankful For Rebecca's Thanksgiving(00:24:17) - How To Plane With Three Kids!(00:27:21) - Thanksgiving Plans For A Week In Florida(00:29:50) - Thanksgiving in Florida Is For Kids Only(00:32:42) - Thanksgiving traditions that you can't miss(00:35:05) - Florida Dad Plays Golf(00:37:49) - What If Your Kids Don't Have Passports?(00:40:23) - Never Run A Day In Your Life(00:41:49) - Turkey Trot Or Turkey Rot: The Holden On Zo(00:43:49) - Thanksgiving Is Here!(00:45:49) - Married People Talk About Thanksgiving traditions(00:48:50) - Thanksgiving Is For Giving!(00:51:10) - How To Plan A Thanksgiving Party In Florida

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop YouTube Episode Summary: When the kids finally sleep, the remote becomes therapy. Em and Dom are confessing their TV addictions — from 90s comfort shows to millennial chaos and the garbage reality TV we just can’t quit. They’re spilling on nostalgic favorites, guilty pleasures, husband show-cheating, and why “just one more episode” always turns into an accidental 2 a.m. binge. Drop your current obsession in the comments — we’re building the ultimate Mom O’Clock Watch List!   Hashtags: #MomLife #Podcast #TVshows #ItsMomOClock    Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠[email protected]⁠   Laney G Photography http://laneygphotography.com/ https://www.instagram.com/laneyg.photography?igsh=eWdjcGVrMDk4Z29w   Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties 03:16 Photography and Branding 06:34 Parenting and Technology 09:18 Nostalgia for Childhood TV Shows 15:23 Current TV Shows and Viewing Habits 21:31 Family Viewing Experiences 27:29 Challenges of Parenting and Milestones 40:09 Outro Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:03:35) - One Little Love for Her Photography(00:04:42) - What A Child Should Do On Her iPad(00:07:12) - When You Can't Watch TV(00:10:02) - How Much Do You Remember Saved By The Bell?(00:12:19) - The Shows That You Can't Rewatch(00:13:59) - Kanye West on Friday Night Lights(00:15:46) - "Rewatch" Gilmore Girls(00:16:41) - The Power of Attraction(00:16:53) - Married Moms Watch TV Without Their Husband(00:19:37) - How To Watch A Show With Your Husband(00:22:11) - How To Watch TV On-Demand(00:24:13) - How To Give Up TV For Lent(00:26:53) - Parents Talk About Their Kids' TV Shows(00:29:38) - Joey on His Kids' Screen Time(00:31:35) - Gio The Baby Sleeps Over For A Week(00:34:22) - Cute Halloween Costume for the Kids(00:34:52) - People watch TV(00:35:11) - No Milestones For My Kids(00:36:24) - Holding A Five-Year-Old's Penile Incident(00:38:44) - How To Talk With Your Husband After Sex Life

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop YouTube Episode Summary: From slutty costumes to snotty noses, this one’s for the moms who used to flirt with vampires and now fight their toddlers and husbands to take a cute pic at the pumpkin patch. In this episode, Em and Dom dive into the Pumpkin Patch Trap — the annual fall fantasy that always ends in sweat, tears, and a $14 donut. They’re comparing Halloween Then vs Now, confessing old costume crimes (yes, Em wore a strap-on in public and Dom once went full Black Swan), and exposing why every husband acts like he’s been drafted to war the second you say “family photo.” Grab your Stanley (or your spiked cider), lower your expectations, and laugh along — because Halloween used to be hot… now it’s just haunting.   Hashtags: #MomLife #Podcast #HalloweenEpisode #PumpkinPatch #MomHumor #ItsMomOClockSomewhere #FallChaos #PumpkinSpiceOrRedFlag   Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠[email protected]⁠ Chapters 00:00 Halloween Excitement and Personal Updates 03:49 Halloween Costumes and Spirit Halloween Adventures 05:48 Pumpkin Patch Experiences and Family Dynamics 09:04 Halloween Movies and Scary Stories 11:49 Halloween Costumes: Then and Now 17:52 Family Costumes and Creative Ideas 19:54 Halloween Costumes and Creativity 20:49 Trunk or Treat: A New Tradition 23:08 Childhood Memories of Trick or Treating 25:06 The Joys of Halloween with Kids 26:48 Pumpkin Spice or Candy Corn: A Fun Game 30:19 The Pressure of Halloween Activities 31:10 Adventures at the Pumpkin Patch 33:56 The Stress of Parenting During Halloween 35:20 Changing Hair Colors and Seasonal Vibes 38:07 Future Halloween Plans and Adult Parties 40:31 Outro   Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:02:25) - My First Blood Niece Had A Baby(00:03:31) - Cinderella And Other Halloween Costumes(00:03:53) - Dom And Gio Go To Spirit Halloween(00:05:20) - The Pumpkin Patch(00:08:01) - Pumpkin Patch Or Hell?(00:08:54) - What is your favorite age to bring your kids to a haunted house(00:11:38) - What Is The Scary Thing About Halloween?(00:13:36) - Sexy Halloween Costumes In High School(00:16:51) - How To Dress Up For Halloween(00:19:24) - Halloween Costumes(00:20:26) - Joey and Vienna's Trunk or Treat(00:23:00) - Dumping Out Pillowcases And Trick-Or-Treating(00:23:31) - How To Trick Or Treat(00:25:52) - How To Trick Or Treat(00:27:50) - How To Have A Happy Halloween(00:30:50) - What I Wish I Knew About Pumpkin Picking(00:33:51) - When You Can't Find Your Child(00:34:24) - I Changed My Hair Color During This Season(00:36:16) - When You Can't Explain Halloween To Your Parents(00:37:59) - How To Decorate Your Home For Halloween(00:40:06) - Happy Halloween! Be Safe!

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop Can your body actually be tighter after having kids? According to our guest Danielle Donovan, creator of The Maia Method, the answer is YES — and we’re not just talking abs. In this hilarious and surprisingly empowering episode, Em & Dom dive deep into the real core — the one that keeps you from peeing when you sneeze. From queefing confessions and “Workout Move or Sex Position?” to myth-busting Kegel talk, we’re getting real about postpartum bodies, pelvic floors, and finding strength (and pleasure) again after babies. In This Episode: • What your pelvic floor actually is — and why it matters • The biggest postpartum workout mistakes moms make • How your “core” affects everything from posture to sex • Why tightening isn’t the same as strengthening • And yes… the science behind better orgasms   ✨ The Maia Method — Created by Danielle Donovan A first-of-its-kind pelvic floor + deep core group fitness class that blends functional strength, mobility, and pelvic floor training for total-body results. Backed by medical experts, The Maia Method helps women sculpt, strengthen, and reconnect to their bodies — so you feel confident and amazing at every stage of life.   Looking for Classes? Current schedule: Mondays at 10:15 AM & Thursdays at 10:30 AM in Westfield, NJ (Check back monthly for new sessions!)   ️ Special Offer: Use code MOM20 for 20% off your first class   Connect with Danielle: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @danielledonovan.co (https://www.instagram.com/danielledonovan.co) Website: https://maiawell.com ⸻ Watch, laugh, and breathe (deeply) — your pelvic floor will thank you.    Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠[email protected]⁠   Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Guest Introduction 02:03 Understanding the Pelvic Floor and Its Importance 06:02 The Birth of the Maya Method 09:50 Challenges Faced by Mothers 13:44 Breathing Techniques and Mind-Body Connection 18:01 The Role of the Pelvic Floor in Sexual Health 21:16 Fun and Games: Orgasm or Exercise? 23:41 Body Image Evolution: Pre and Post Kids 29:05 The Maya Method: Bridging Fitness and Rehabilitation 36:51 Pelvic Floor Health: Myths and Realities 42:27 Empowering Women: Advocacy in Health and Fitness 48:21 Outro   Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:01:42) - Tight, Tummy Body on the Podcast(00:02:30) - How To Have A C-section(00:03:29) - Danielle created the Maya Method(00:06:16) - The Secret to the Maya Method(00:08:30) - Peeing In My Pants After Having a C-section(00:10:35) - How many moms have dysfunctions after having a kid?(00:12:50) - Did Maya Yoga Workout Work?(00:16:27) - "It's a lot of work to start a business after having(00:16:48) - Pelvic Floor(00:18:24) - How to Get Your pelvic floor back in shape(00:20:19) - In the Elevator With Guys(00:21:14) - Orgasm vs Exercise(00:23:34) - Gigi on Her Body Before Having Kids(00:27:23) - Peecholypa Yoga: Pelvic Floor Activated After(00:30:25) - How To Start a Business With Your Husband(00:32:19) - Baby Workout Move and Sex Position(00:34:41) - Pilates Questions For Your Face(00:36:53) - Is Your Peeing Too Soon For Sex?(00:38:10) - What They Don't Know About PostBaby Bodies(00:39:08) - Can Sex Help Your Pelvic Floor?(00:39:58) - One thing that you would, like, want everybody to know(00:42:11) - What Makes The Maya Method So Different?(00:45:11) - PeeCee on Her Pee(00:47:42) - May is the month of learning the Maya method

In this episode, Em and Dom dive into why date nights and couple getaways matter more than ever , even when the mom guilt hits hard and the suitcase feels like packing for a small army. They talk about the chaos before leaving, missing the kids mid-trip, and the magic of remembering who you are beyond “mom and dad.” Then, things get hilariously unhinged as they admit just how much ChatGPT has taken over their lives. From parenting hacks to planning vacations to asking robots the most absurd questions. It’s a mix of romance, reality, and a little AI-induced existential crisis , of course in Mom O’Clock style.   Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to ⁠[email protected]⁠ _______________________________________________________________________________________ Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Setup 02:45 Photo Shoot Adventures and Mishaps 05:36 Vacation Reflections: The Importance of Time Away 08:45 Experiencing Wyoming: A Cowgirl's Journey 11:12 Navigating Parenthood: Guilt and Planning for Trips 14:26 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Leaving Kids Behind 17:03 Reconnecting with Your Partner 19:48 The Role of AI in Daily Life 28:53 Conclusion: The Value of Time Away 35:00 Outro Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock: Protect Your Family's Money(00:01:58) - Mama Clock(00:04:45) - The Couple's Wedding Photo Shoot(00:06:04) - What It Feels Like To Go On A Vacation Without Your(00:08:00) - Guys Try Cowboy Hats For A Week(00:09:57) - Oh, Chelsea's Trip(00:10:30) - Couple on a Vacation(00:13:55) - On Vacation With His Mother-in-Law(00:16:24) - A Week On The Road With My Husband(00:19:05) - After a Vacation, You Need A Break(00:20:44) - How Hard Is It To Leave Your Child?(00:21:47) - A Taste of Jackson Hole, Wyoming(00:23:32) - Michael Goes Away For Five Days(00:26:15) - The Couple Who Asked Chat Gbt To Do A Wedding(00:28:46) - ChatGPT Is Taking Over the World(00:31:58) - Chat GBT And Chat GPT(00:33:57) - Go to Wyoming With Your Significant Other

Money, marriage, and mayhem, welcome to the most chaotic finance class you never signed up for. In this episode, we ask: Do you actually know your spouse’s salary? Who’s really paying the bills? And what’s the deal with wills, life insurance, and joint accounts? Plus, Dom gets grilled in our game show “So You Married a Financial Advisor” and (shockingly) fails acronyms like a champ. Shoutout to our friends at The Fortis Agency for teaching us that iced coffee and Target receipts don’t count as a financial plan. Grab your latte and laugh with us—because budgeting with vibes only is still a strategy… kind of.   Episode Brought To You By: The Fortis Agency The Fortis Agency is a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, NJ. They offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most—your loved ones and their future. We have partnered with them to help our momma's build a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your families! And here’s something special: when you let them know you found them through the ‘Mom O’Clock’ podcast, they will make a donation to the Children’s Specialized Hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you’re also helping other children in need! Reach out to [email protected] _________________________________________________________________________ Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties 02:18 Pregnancy Stories and Gender Reveals 05:11 Transitioning to Finances 08:05 The Role of Finances in Marriage 11:12 Stay-at-Home Moms and Financial Independence 14:00 Navigating Household Expenses 17:05 Bill Management and Financial Strategies 18:11 Life Insurance and Wills 21:44 Navigating Family Finances 32:47 The Game of Financial Knowledge 36:52 The Complexity of Financial Management in Marriage 41:24 Outro Chapters (00:00:00) - Mama O'Clock(00:02:10) - Sugar Daddies Ask For Money(00:02:53) - Story of the Week(00:05:47) - Guys Find Out The Gender Of Their Baby(00:06:14) - Marriage Talk: Finances(00:08:17) - The One Thing You Can't Share With Your Partner(00:10:36) - Stay-at-Home Moms Talk About Money(00:12:58) - On Talking About Money With My Husband(00:15:01) - "I Never Want To Be A Husband"(00:17:10) - Who Is In Charge Of The Bills?(00:17:59) - The Financial Strategy You Need to Have(00:19:10) - In The Elevator With Life Insurance(00:20:53) - Life Insurance and The Will(00:24:30) - Dancing With the Stars(00:25:38) - Choosing the Right Investment(00:27:02) - Rapid Fire: Financial Acronyms(00:29:57) - In the Elevator With Money Questions(00:31:12) - In the Elevator With the Royal Family(00:32:44) - Joey On His Money In A Married Marriage(00:35:29) - How To Manage Money On A Marriage(00:38:58) - I'm Going To Wyoming

Making mom friends as an adult feels a lot less like happy hour and a lot more like awkward playground speed dating. In this episode, we dive into the hilarity and struggles of finding your “mom soulmate.” From asking for a number at the park (and totally sending the wrong vibe) to breaking down the types of moms you’ll meet, we cover it all. We create our own mom dating profiles, swipe left and right on questionable “mom traits,” and play a rapid-fire game of Mom Friend Red Flags—deciding which moms make the cut and which ones get blocked immediately. If you’ve ever wondered whether you actually want new mom friends or you’re just too tired for the maintenance, this one’s for you. Grab your Stanley (roadie optional) and laugh with us through the chaos of mom friendship.   Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Episode Milestones 02:15 The Quest for Mom Friends 07:28 Ideal Mom Friend Characteristics 10:36 Navigating Mom Friendships 13:17 The Importance of Shared Experiences 15:55 Finding Friends in Parenting 18:33 Playdates and Parenting Dynamics 19:40 Curbside Toys and Neighborhood Kids 20:37 Seeking Mom Friends 22:11 Creating the Perfect Mom Profile 24:44 Deal Breakers in Mom Friendships 27:55 The Challenge of Making Mom Friends 30:17 Different Types of Moms 33:36 Navigating Mom Friend Scenarios 38:11 The Importance of Openness in Friendships 41:17 Closing Thoughts and Future Plans 41:37 Outro Chapters (00:00:01) - Crazy People Talking About '(00:01:31) - Mama Clock: Buy Our Merch!(00:03:29) - "I Miss Having A Mother"(00:04:23) - Cuckoo Birds(00:06:57) - "Thanks For Thinking About Me"(00:07:10) - Looking For My Mom Soulmate(00:09:57) - How To Make A Mother's Friend(00:12:28) - "I Would Like A Mom Friend"(00:15:13) - Did I Become A Mom Friend On An App?(00:17:25) - Joey On The Neighborhood Baby Sit Down(00:20:16) - What I Don't Want In A Friend(00:22:05) - Looking for a Good Friend(00:24:14) - Is That A Deal Breaker?(00:26:11) - Mama Clock Dating App(00:27:58) - What type of mom would you like to date?(00:29:23) - How To Make Mother-Friendships(00:32:34) - What's A Good Mom Friend?(00:34:14) - Read a potential mom friend scenario and tell me if you would still hang out(00:37:11) - "Emily Needs To Open Up More"(00:38:40) - Friends Tell The Truth About Their Friends(00:40:56) - Baby's First Birthday

https://www.itsmomoclocksomewhere.com/shop This week we’re laughing our way through every mom stereotype — from the Pinterest-perfect overachiever to the exhausted mom just trying to survive on cold coffee. But we’re also pulling back the curtain on something far more serious: Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, when caregiving takes a dark and dangerous turn. Equal parts comedy and conversation starter, this episode is a ride through the chaos, the clichés, and the cautionary tales of motherhood.   Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties 02:15 Mom Life: Challenges and Triumphs 05:17 Reflections on Parenting Styles 06:01 Documentary Discussion: Unknown Numbers 09:05 Types of Moms: A Deep Dive 12:11 Munchausen Syndrome and Its Implications 14:56 The Role of Supportive Parenting 17:56 Balancing Fun and Structure in Parenting 19:49 Conclusion and Final Thoughts 34:38 Outro Chapters (00:00:01) - Baby's First Week of School(00:01:26) - Back to School(00:02:18) - How To Deal With Raisins In The Car(00:05:07) - How I Got Pulled Over(00:06:11) - Gio Got His First Teething Period(00:08:23) - Joey's First Week Back To School(00:10:50) - The Mom's Cyberbullying Drama(00:13:34) - The Mom's Reaction To Her Daughter's Suicide(00:16:34) - The Mom's Munchausen Syndrome(00:18:41) - Different Types Of Moms(00:20:37) - What Kind Of Mom Would You Want To Be?(00:23:03) - I Want To Be A Cool Mom(00:24:28) - She Spilled Milk All Over Her Louis Vuitton(00:26:37) - "It Was Chaotic For Me..."(00:27:54) - Exhausted Mom on Being a Pageant Mom(00:30:17) - What's A Mom To Do?(00:32:18) - Let's Talk Parenting