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Brother Isaac saw Melania.  The Dersh makes a special appearance.  If Trump ceases to be entertaining, does that mean the end is nigh? 

You can bet your ever-loving soul on it.  Brother Isaac is joined by Jasper Craven to talk about his latest cover story for Harper's Magazine reporting on the dark heart of gambling in America.  Read the article here.  Follower Jasper here. 

What happens when someone you thought you knew turns out to be someone else entirely? Brother Isaac talks about his time living with representative Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and how to make sense of the mysterious hearts of humankind with Dan Boguslaw and friends. 

Two best friends, Tanner and Isaac, talk about violence, friendship, Iran, being charged with a federal crime, Avatar, crying, rare earth theory and much much much more.  If anyone is looking hire a talented VFX artist, please contact Tanner: [email protected] Follow Tanner on ig

Ohio-based independent journalist DJ Byrnes of the Rooster joins Brother Isaac to talk about the dismal state of journalism and to apologize for the existence of the Midwest and it invasion of every corner of American culture.  Be sure to follow DJ on Twitter and subscribe to his blog, The Rooster. 

We hear from native Minnesotan fighting on the front lines against ICE. Why has Minneapolis been ground zero in the fight against right-wing tyranny for the past six years? What does it take to fight back against extrajudicial (incompetent) forces? How can you prepare when ICE inevitably comes to your city?  If you can afford it, here is a link to donate to a legitimate mutual aid fund in Minneapolis: https://linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

Havana Syndrome is back in the news and we still don't know what the hell it is. Robert Skvarla joins us to parse this latest chapter of nation's information war against the public. Listen to the show in its entirety on Patreon or Substack. 

Where have we seen this before?  The New York Times invited Elliot Abrams on its pages to legitimize the invasion of Venezuela. Abrams, the war criminal who was also involved with the invasion of Panama, the murderer of thousands of innocent civilians, the abductor of a head of state on dubious charges and the pillager of a country in the name of freedom and democracy. Abrams simply used the unjust invasion of Panama to justify the invasion of Venezuela.  The circle continues.  But what really happened in Panama? Who really was General Manuel Noriega? How similar is the invasion of Panama to Venezuela? Is it different, but without distinction? Brother Isaac is joined by Eyes Wide Open to get to the bottom of the circle.

Brother Isaac is all by his lonesome on this one.  To hear the whole things go to Patreon or Substack. 

Brother Ryan Ray of Tropical Depression joins Brother Isaac to talk about the future is, unfortunately, Florida.  The Trump administration is full of Florida men and women. The invasion and abduction of Venezuelan president, Nicolas Maduro, was a Florida policy planned and executed out of Miami. Welcome to our world.  So what is next? This year, Florida aims to abolish public education and get rid of taxes all together. Mar-a-Lago face is a Florida aesthetic. The governor's race is between the vestiges of Trump's MAGA and the embryonic fascism of Nick Fuentes' America First. In order to save the world, we must save Florida first. Or else it will escape containment and continue to infect the rest of the world. 

Where did all the miracles go? Are the fairies hiding from us because of all the Ring cameras everywhere? Is our collective conscious fractured by the internet? Can Zoomers ever be truly faithful? Brother Isaac and Brother Dorian (@dankdeleuze) investigate. Be sure to by Dorian's new book, Xenotaph. It is required reading. 

Director Tony Zierra joins the show to talk about his latest film, SK13: Kubrick's Endgame to make the case that the frequently maligned and misunderstood Eyes Wide Shut is actually a masterpiece.  Watch Tony's movie here.

Unfortunately, politics is the new rock and roll.  Because movies and TV suck now, our celebrities are political figures. Running for president with a snowball’s chance in hell can set you up for a lucrative media career if you say crazy enough things.  It’s a new kind of power that politics provides. The Trump era has turned politics into a reality show. And on reality shows, only the most sociopathic make it into further episodes.  So what motivates people to debase themselves for this kind of power? What kind of power does this offer those who make it in the world of politics? My hunch has always been that it’s people playing out their relationship to sex. When I was a young boy, I wanted to learn to play the guitar because I thought that it would get girls to like me. I think you can apply that same logic to many of our political figures today. They want to be fuckable. Not to have sex, but to be an object of desire and to have power over others.  But not all sex is equal. Your politics determines your sexual proclivities. Communists and facsists are horny in different ways and it has everything to do with the way the see the world.  So how do Epstein, Obama and Trump’s politics inform their sexual idiosyncrasies?  To get to the bottom of this I am joined by Dorian (dankdeleuze) and Laura (freudwasframed) to talk about sex and politics.  This is the horniest and most pedagogical episode to date. Dorian and Laura are very smart. The experience reminded me of my time being the dumbest student at Reed college. But don’t let the scholasticism spook you. There are lots of genital puns on the episode for everyone to enjoy.  And of course, the usual promo pleas. If you haven’t already, subscribe to the Patreon if you are a fan of this show. 2026 is a make or break year for me. I’m getting so close to becoming a professional podcaster, which is actually a really horrifying thing to say out loud.  Make sure to sub to Dorian's Truncata Here are the other potential names for this episode:  PolHubPolitical CummassPol DanceThe Wet WingPod Save My AssholeManufacturing ConsentThe Invisible HandjobThe Frankfurter SchoolHardball While Chris Matthews WatchesThus Spit Zarathustra (In My Mouth)Zero Dick ThirstyEither/Oral

How was your 2025?  Brother Isaac and Brother Herman Wakefield (@doomscroll_forever) return for the third annual End of the Year Review. This year, they take calls from the public and do their best to answer. Did we answer your question? Why does Herman hate Geese? Which chair is the best to get drunk in? Why does Isaac think Tim Dillon is a fraudster? Is Herman a nihilist? And many more. If you want to listen to the entire episode, head to:PatreonSubstack

To celebrate the first night of Hanukah, Brother Isaac lights a candle to illuminate the state of antisemitism today.  The most popular right wing media figures today (Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens) are all all raging antisemites who are disguising themselves as antizionists. Now, I see a lot of people making excuses for this by saying, well hey, they hate Israel and I’ll take it. It’s good that they are talking about Palestine and the evils of zionism! Don’t fall for it.  Tucker, Fuentes and Candace are zionists in nature. They want for America what the zionists have in Israel — genocidal ethnonationalist authoritarianism.  So what Jewish question should we be asking? Fellow Jew, Brother Don from Fourth Reich Archeology joins Brother Isaac to ask, is Jewishness worth saving?  Make sure to follow Don here.  And listen to his excellent show here.